Brotime - Chapter 0

>It's sometime in the afternoon

>That's what the orange sky outside your window tells you

>You're lounging on your couch with a mug of tea

>It's quiet. Quiet enough to start drifting into thought

>You've been in Equestria for a while now

>In fact, you barely remember how long you've been here

>If anypony were to ask you'd probably reply with "A long time"

>Then again, you never really were good with keeping time

>Three years really isn't super long...right?

>You've merged incredibly well into p0ny society since arriving

>You worked your ass off at Sweet Apple Acres and Sugarcube Corner

>Built a house with the bits earned

>Made friends with many ponies and some non-ponies

>Life here has been pretty cool, other than the rape attempts from Applejack and Fluttershy

>Which almost always leave you creeped out, injured, or waking up with a sore crotch

>They had been easy to dodge the first few times in year one of Equestrian Adventures but the two nymphomares started getting crafty and desperate

>From things like drugged food to outright knocking you unconscious

>Though there was one thing that always kept them at bay

 

>You hear a knock on the door

>Placing the mug on the coffee table you get up from the couch and answer the door

>A short purple and green dragon greets you with a smile

>"Hey Anon!"

"Sup, dude?"

>You brofist him and invite him inside

>"Actually Anon I came over to ask you something."

"Sure, bro. What is it?"

>"Well..uh...you know Twilight went to Canterlot on royal business, right?"

>You can see where this is going

"Yeah?"

>"And with Twilight gone there's no one at the library but me."

"Uh-huh?"

>"And it gets really really dark in there at night"

"Okay?"

>"Darn it, Anon. I'm asking you to sleep over!"

>You laugh

"Hehe, I know I know. I was just messing with you. What's wrong? Afraid of the dark?"

>"I-I'm not afraid of the dark...just what's in there."

>Reminds you of your younger days

>You cowered under the blankets and your parents always insisted the dark isn't scary, to which you said almost exactly what you just heard from Spike

>But at that time there really was something out there

>Some weird light glimmering from your closet

>It stopped happening after a while but around your nineteenth birthday it happened again and curiosity got the best of you

>In fact, that's the last thing you remember before Equestria...

>"Anon!"

>You drifted off into thought again

>"So will you, or what?"

>You smile

"Let's go."