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[FR] A bomb!

By: AlCROWholic on Jan 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.89 KB  |  hits: 24  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wake up.
  2. >Triple S as usual.
  3. >Sat at table eating Applejacks.
  4. >Glance down at watch.
  5. >Fluttershy is late by ten minutes.
  6. >Oh man this isn't good.
  7. >Sneak up to door and open carefully.
  8. >No yellowquiet in sight.
  9. >Now you're really freaked out.
  10. >Instead there is a suitcase on your front step.
  11. >You know all too well what this could entail.
  12. >Slowly drag back inside.
  13. >Damn this thing is heavy.
  14. >zip open the top, as slowly as time would allow.
  15. >No dangerous gases.
  16. >No sudden traps.
  17. >BEEP BEEP BEEP
  18. >Oh god.
  19. >It's a bomb.
  20. >A fully armed bomb is currently situated in the centre of your living room.
  21. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!
  22. >You yell at the top of your lungs.
  23. >You only have 5 minutes left.
  24. >Rezip it as fast as possible, haul onto back.
  25. >Peg it down the road as fast as you can.
  26. >You pass by twilight on the way.
  27. >"Hi Anon!
  28. notimetoexplainthereabombonmybackjesuschristhelpme
  29. >You manage to stammer out while blazing past her.
  30. >She looks at you, raising a very suspicious eyebrow.
  31. >Not that you noticed, you were already halfway to sweet apple acres before she responded.
  32. >Bolt past Applejack like a fucking cheeta, nearly blow off her stetson.
  33. >Eventually make it to the edge of the everfree forest.
  34. >Not sure how much time you have left.
  35. >Fuck it.
  36. >You hurl the bomb like a pro.
  37. >It soars through the air before landing behind a line of trees.
  38. >You take off in the other direction.
  39. >It explodes.
  40. >And god damn does it hurt.
  41. >You're flung at least 5 metres by the shockwave.
  42. >You land face first in the dirt.
  43. >Your body screams at you.
  44. >You are in agony.
  45. >Half the forest just got uprooted.
  46. >You don't notice the yellow menace approching from behind.
  47. >"Are incredibly stressful situations your fetish Anon?"
  48. W-why in hell would that be my fetish fluttershy?
  49. >Half the forest is vaporised.
  50. >Zecora is probably dead.
  51. >Not to mention the Animals that lived there.
  52. >Fucking fluttershy.
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