- >It's hard to breathe.
- >You clamor to pull yourself off the cold floor, but your muscles give out on you.
- >When you hit the ground, a searing pain shoots from your left wing, forcing you to stifle a scream.
- >As you writhe in anguish, you are able to force open an eye to see your surroundings.
- >You're in a large room.
- >Bed sheets are sprawled out near you, probably pulled down when you tried to get up.
- >Just like the vase now shattered on the floor was.
- >There are curtains drawn over windows, but there's no light showing on them, so it's probably nighttime.
- >The rest of the room is filled with stuff like statues and…
- >Ugh.
- >Books.
- >Another pang tears through your body, and you instinctively clench your eye shut in pain.
- >You begin to panic.
- >Wherever you are, it's not someplace you would willingly choose to be.
- >Who brought you here?
- >What do they want?
- >The sound of someone walking resounds through the floor.
- >It quickly gets louder, and you soon hear the door to your prison open up.
- >You again open your eyes to see some…thing.
- >It's tall, probably taller than you are.
- >It runs over to you and tries to grab you.
- >"Are you ok?"
- >You claw at its outstretched hand, trying to keep it away from you.
- *Gasp*
- "Who- where-"
- >Before you can prop yourself up, the thing near you places a hand on your back.
- >"Relax, you're safe."
- >Safe?
- >Yeah right.
- >Not as long as those stupid lizards-
- >You scramble to look around.
- >How did it take you this long to realize the dork trio wasn't there anymore?
- >The thing shows concern as you glance back at it.
- >"Like I said, you're safe now. Injured…"
- >It carefully touches your left wing, sending a dull wave of pain through you.
- >You swat away its hand and glare at it.
- >It smiles softly at you.
- >"…but safe."
- >Taking a moment to clear your head, you think about what you can do next.
- "Where am I?"
- >"My house. I brought you here after, well…"
- >Your wing twitches as you remember the fight between you and those dweebs.
- >It hurts.
- >You look at the source of the pain, and are surprised to see it wrapped in bandages and splinted.
- >"Sorry to say this, but you won't be going anywhere like that. You're welcome to stay here though."
- >The invitation comes as a surprise to you.
- >Why would anyone want a stupid mail griffon to stay at their house.
- >You grimace at your own thoughts.
- >'Mail Griffon'
- >You really are a loser.
- >"It's been a long time since I've had guests and- hold on."
- >Your host grabs one of the books off of a nearby shelf and reads the cover.
- >"Dances with Timber Wolves. Yeah that'll work."
- >Work for what?
- >He shoves the book into your mouth before picking you up.
- >Pain beyond description shoots through every part of your body, and you bite down on the book while screaming.
- >You are swiftly carried to the bed and carefully placed down on the soft surface.
- >As soon as the pain subsides, you spit out the book an yell at the moron standing over you.
- "What the FUCK!? Couldn't you have warned me first?"
- >"I could have, but you would have only fought me."
- >He's right, you wouldn't have agreed to have some…
- "What are you?"
- >You can see his eye twitch at your blunt question.
- >*Sigh*
- >"I'm a human. You don't know what that is, because I'm the only one you've ever seen. Now, let's forget about that…"
- >He grabs the blankets off the floor and throws them over you.
- >"And let's focus on restoring you back to full health. QUENTIN!"
- >The loud yell startles you, but fortunately the covers prevented the human from seeing that.
- >By the time you finally wrestle your sheets into a comfortable position, a unicorn has trotted into the room pushing a cart covered in snacks.
- >He rolls the cart up to you and begins to pour what you assume is tea into a small cup.
- >"Please, help yourself to whatever you like, miss."
- >Your stomach grumbles as you look over the food.
- >There's cakes, crackers, sandwiches and-
- >A familiar scent emanates from the tray in front of you, one you haven't smelled since you got stuck here working your dead end job…
- >Meat.
- >You drool as you lift a small covering to see a delicious roasted lamb leg.
- >There's no way you could ever forget that smell.
- >You quickly look back at the human and notice some of his teeth are pointed.
- >Of all places, you actually found another carnivore here, in Equestria?
- >"It's going to get cold if you don't eat soon."
- >Without any hesitation, you grab the lamb and bring it to your beak.
- >Chunks of flesh tear satisfyingly off the bone and you savor the taste of prey as it passes over your tongue.
- >The first swallow was loud enough for the others to hear.
- >You hastily take another bite as the others start to leave.
- >Before he closes the door, your fellow predator speaks to you one more time.
- >"I almost forgot. My name is Anon. And yours is?"
- >Your mouth is too full to respond, the food you are eating is some of the most delicious you've ever had.
- >"Ah, nevermind. We can talk later."
- "Wai-!"
- >He stops closing the door and looks at you.
- *Gulp*
- >Another helping of lamb enters your stomach, causing you to let out a contented sigh.
- "Gilda."
- >The eating resumes as Anon closes the door.
- >This food is really good.
- >You shut your eyes tightly to keep the stupid room from blurring more.
- >This food is really good…
- >You are now Anon.
- >Well, your guest is as interesting as you had hoped.
- >She's brash, loud, everything you'd expect from a griffon.
- >Really, it will just be nice to have someone to eat meat with.
- >…
- >There has to be a way to phrase that better, but who cares!
- >Ever since you've gotten here, you've had to hide your omnivorous nature.
- >There's a bit of a social stigma against eating other creatures' flesh, which has forced you to attend dinner parties consisting solely of salads.
- >You shudder, remembering the last royal ball.
- >Oh sure, there's other delicacies, like petunias, or poinsettias.
- >But you aren't a goddamn horse.
- >You're a human.
- >And you occasionally need to get some goddamn meat in you.
- >…
- >Again, really need a better way to say that.
- >You enter the kitchen to see Quentin putting away some dishes.
- "What do you think of our new guest, Quentin?"
- >The last of the dishes levitate to their places and the butler closes the cabinet doors behind them.
- >"It's not really my place, but I think she'll get along fine here, Sir. Might I ask how long she'll be staying?"
- >You try to adjust your glasses as you ponder the question.
- >Sadly, they are still broken, and therefore not on your face.
- >Force of habit.
- "I'd like her to stay until her wing heals up, but it's really up to her. How quickly do you think she'll recover?"
- >Quentin frowns.
- >"I'm not sure. Wing injuries are quite serious for flying species such as Griffons. Even with my tea speeding her along, it could be several weeks at least."
- >Could be worse.
- >Honestly, you're kind of happy to have her staying here.
- >Aside from Quentin, you don't socialize much.
- >At least, not with others like yourself.
- >Most of your time is spent dealing with the p0nies having sex at your book readings.
- *Sigh*
- >It's getting late.
- >Gilda is probably going to collapse after she finishes eating.
- >Pretty easy to get tired after such a stressful day.
- >You look at your partially healed arm and yawn.
- >Very easy.
- "Quentin."
- >"Sir?"
- "I'm going to bed, feel free to take the rest of the night off."
- >The stallion bows.
- >"Then I shall leave at once."
- >A large grin creeps across his face.
- >"I have a date with the most beautiful mare."
- >You chuckle as Quentin turns to leave.
- "In that case, take tomorrow morning off as well. I'm sure you'll need to clean up before coming back to work."
- >"It wouldn't be a date otherwise, Sir. Thank you."
- >The large door to your house closes behind your butler, leaving you standing in the kitchen alone.
- >A regular casanova that one.
- >Rather fitting, considering.
- >In any case, your bed calls to you across the house.
- >It says it wants you inside it.
- >You couldn't be more willing.
- [The Following Morning]
- >Soft sheets drape over your body, their silken grip preventing you from getting out of bed.
- >You start to roll over, but a sharp pain halts your motion.
- >Oh yeah, your wing is broken.
- >Between the food and the soft bed, it almost seemed like all your troubles went away.
- >Then again, you were never that lucky.
- >As you close your eyes to go back to sleep, a faint smell fills your nares.
- >Someone's cooking something.
- >Drool leaks from your mouth and wets the pillow beneath your head.
- >With a pained groan, you manage to throw off your covers.
- >The ensuing rush of cool air makes you shudder.
- >You slowly climb out of bed and attempt to walk.
- >Each step causes your wing to throb painfully, so you can only move a short distance before needing to stop and rest.
- >It takes an eternity, but you eventually manage to reach the door and pry it open.
- >As you do so, the smell of breakfast becomes more apparent.
- >Eggs and…
- >Sausage maybe?
- >Definitely more meat though.
- >The next room is a hallway.
- >There's a bunch of paintings and other junk on the walls, but what really catches your eye is the staircase.
- "Freakin'…"
- >You mumble under your breath, cursing whatever you did to deserve this punishment.
- >Of course, there HAD to be stairs.
- >As quickly as the thousands of metaphorical needles piercing your wings will allow, you descend the stairs.
- >Hopefully you'll reach the bottom with only one wing broken.
- >After yet another eternity, your talons touch the floor and you let out a sigh of relief.
- >You sniff the air to find the source of the wonderful smells causing you to lick your chops.
- >Step by step, you get closer until you find yourself in a large kitchen.
- *Ssssssssss*
- >A frying pan on a stove sizzles as beaten eggs are poured into it.
- >Anon places some cheese on one side before folding the egg onto itself.
- >He waits for a moment before carefully flipping the egg over to cook the other side, eventually sliding the finished omelet onto a plate next to some sausage.
- >Boom, called it.
- >Your host turns around and finally notices you flooding the corner of his kitchen with your saliva.
- >"Well good morning. I didn't expect you to be up so early."
- >He pours himself a cup of coffee while looking over his shoulder at you.
- >"Did you sleep well?"
- >Silently, you nod, still unable to take your eyes off of the food on the counter.
- >Anon laughs at your expression, then points to a small table near you.
- >"Have a seat, I'll bring you some breakfast."
- >You take a deep breath before walking at normal speed to one of the chairs seated around the table.
- >Throes of pain course through you, each trying to make you cringe.
- >But you'd rather die than look weak in front of someone else.
- >Anon watches you, no doubt attempting to see how frail your injury has made you.
- >When you make it to the chair, you hop up and sit down.
- >Letting out your held breath, an intense agony shoots from your wing.
- >You can't stop yourself from reaching to your side and touching the injury.
- >Great, now Anon will think you're a freaking cripple or something.
- >Fortunately, when you glance in his direction, Anon seems to have already turned around and started preparing your breakfast.
- >Maybe he didn't see it.
- >After a few minutes, which you spent trying to figure out whether or not Anon saw your momentary weakness, a plate is placed in front of you.
- >Scrambled eggs with sausage and toast.
- >"Dig in."
- >Without a moment's hesitation, you jab your face into the eggs and pull a large gob into your mouth.
- >You throw your head back and chomp on the never-born chicken before swallowing.
- >Delicious.
- >This routine of picking up chunks of food and loudly wolfing them down repeats until theres nothing left on your plate.
- >Pushing the plate away, you look at the other person sitting at the table.
- >Amazingly, Anon finished his food before you, and is now sipping on a cup of coffee and reading the paper.
- >Canterlot Times.
- >Is that where you are?
- >Guess you were pretty close to Canterlot when you were…
- "Hey."
- >Anon looks up from his paper.
- "What… happened last night? You were the one who tried to stop the dragons, right?"
- >You look at your broken wing.
- "Nice job, by the way."
- >He puts the paper down and takes another drink.
- >"Yeah, that was me."
- >Regret shows in his eyes.
- >"I'm sorry I couldn't stop them from breaking your wing."
- "How did you get rid of them? I mean, I could have taken them if they hadn't sucker punched me, but-"
- >Anon presses his fingers up the bridge of his nose, like he's trying to push up an invisible pair of glasses.
- >You notice the fresh cuts on his arm.
- >Claw marks.
- >DRAGON claw marks.
- "Did you fight them?"
- >…
- >"Yes."
- >He picks up the paper.
- "Did you win?"
- >"Yes."
- >…
- "How?"
- >Once again, he places the paper down onto the table.
- >"I have to go."
- >What?
- >He stands and starts to leave the kitchen.
- >You clamber to stop him, but your injury flares up causing you to wince.
- "Wait!"
- >For a moment, he pauses in the doorway and looks back at you.
- >"Sorry, royalty isn't exactly accustomed to waiting."
- >Royalty?
- "So we're in Canterlot."
- >Anon smiles, again trying to adjust some pair of glasses you can't see.
- >"I wouldn't go out in your condition, but feel free to look around the house. If you're going to be staying here, I'm sure it would be nice to know the layout."
- >You smirk at him.
- "What makes you think I'd stay with you?"
- >Despite Anon's attempt to hide his own smirk, you can clearly see the smug look on his face as he starts to walk away.
- >"Because you aren't the type to turn down free food. I can't imagine you'd turn down a free stay in a cushy place like this."
- >He leaves the house as his exit line ends, leaving you sitting at the table.
- >Idiot.
- >Just because he has good food and soft beds, he thinks you'll stay here?
- >Obviously you will.
- >Who would be stupid enough to not take advantage of this situation?
- >You climb off the chair and exit the kitchen.
- >The floorboards creak under you as you walk slowly down the hall.
- >Well, your host was so kind as to let you walk around freely.
- >May as well try to dig up some dirt on him.

