- >*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
- >The sound of your knocking echoes across the bustling center of P0nyville.
- >Despite the heat, it's as busy as ever in the small market.
- >Golden Harvest is unloading vegetables from a cart pulled by Caramel.
- >Roseluck is arranging a beautiful bouquet for a nervous crimson stallion.
- >The Apple family is selling appl-
- >*CRASH!*
- >Derpy is sitting on a ruined apple stand.
- >It's truly a beautiful day.
- >The library door opens just as you return your attention to it.
- >Spike cheerfully greets you with a raised fist, which you return.
- >"You know that you can just come in, right? This is a public library."
- >A smile shows on your face as you walk inside.
- "True, but it's also your home. Entering without knocking would be rude."
- >You take a seat on the couch near the fireplace and slide off your shoes.
- "Is Twilight awake yet?"
- >Spike looks up the staircase leading to Twilight's room and sighs.
- >"What do you think?"
- >To be fair, noon is pretty early for her.
- "Ha ha, I shouldn't have hoped otherwise. Would you mind-"
- >"Waking her up?"
- >The young dragon grins at you.
- >"Still afraid of her, huh?"
- >Your smile turns into an exaggerated frown.
- "Well, I still taste wednesday when eating ice cream, so..."
- >"Haha, alright. I'll go get her."
- >As Spike leaves, you reflect on what you were here for.
- >'Mandated Psychological Counseling'
- >That's what the princess had ordered for you.
- >"He's HERE?!"
- >She said your prolonged absence was unacceptable and you needed to get your professional career back on track.
- >"But I'm not ready! I still have to read the book list for this week!"
- >To that end, Twilight has become your shrink.
- >"Stallion Freud's book on male psychology..."
- >Or as close as she can get anyways.
- >"J. Equus' book on conditioning..."
- >She really does try.
- >"And I've only made it halfway through the 'Equestria Mare's guide on how to interact with stallions'!"
- >Even if she can make things a little...
- >"What? No, Spike! That Is Not The Thing I Was Talking About. How Did That Get In Here? Ha ha... heh- oh no..."
- >Uncomfortable.
- >Twilight's door opens and a perky purple princess prances down the stairs.
- >"Anon! It's good to see you! Are you ready for your session?"
- >Twilight has styled her mane into a bun and put on a set of half lens glasses.
- >A clipboard is kept levitating beside her, accompanied by a pen.
- >You chuckle at the hastily thrown together outfit.
- "Be careful Twilight, Rarity might smell that hairstyle and burst down the door to fix it."
- >The comment flusters her.
- >"But- but this is what all the research materials said I should look like."
- "Last week was fine, don't you think? You didn't have that getup then."
- >Twilight looks at her reflection in a nearby mirror.
- >She starts to snicker at her wardrobe cataclysm and undoes her mane.
- >"Haha! I do look a *little* ridiculous."
- "A 'little'? I think I'm going to need counseling just for that hair-bomination!"
- >A snort escapes Twilight.
- >"That was terrible! Since when do you resort to puns?"
- >You smile at your friend as she takes her seat on her lounging chair.
- "Only when it's punny."
- >A few more anti-jokes are shared before Twilight dons a serious expression.
- >"So, how's your writing coming?"
- "… uh- good, good! I -uh- I… I wrote a little bit yesterday actually."
- >Her purple eyes light up at your lie.
- >"That's great! What about?"
- "I- I… It's a short story about a love that cannot be."
- >You lie more and more, becoming animated to mimic the growth of your falsehoods.
- >Twilight matches your energy with her own, her smile growing as your honesty diminishes.
- "And it ends with the two kissing as they celebrate the arrival of their newborn child."
- >Your psychiatrist friend flies up and hugs you.
- >"That's great, Anon!"
- >You return her affection and wrap your arms around her.
- >"Anon?"
- >Twilight's voice is muffled by your side, so she lets go and flutters up meet your face.
- >"Did you really write that, or did you just make that up right now?"
- >Her smile is gone, replaced by a sad expression of knowing.
- >…
- >…
- >…
- >You sink back onto the couch, catching your head in your hands.
- "I… made it up right now."
- >Twilight lets out a disappointed sigh.
- >"Why don't you write any of this? You obviously aren't short on ideas, and there are still several stories you haven't finished! Just tell me why…"
- >Why?
- >Why…
- "Life sometimes has other plans for you. A lot has happened, but I am trying to write, I promise. As for the unfinished stories, I just… hit a standstill. One of them may even need a r-"
- >Your tongue sticks in your mouth, refusing to say that word.
- "A re- *Eh-hem* A reeeeeeeeeeeee-"
- >"A rewrite?"
- "Yes, that, thank you!"
- >The librarian tilts her head in confusion at your worry.
- >"Why is that a bad thing? It's not rare for authors to revisit and update old works."
- *Sigh*
- "It's unprofessional. It's an admission of failure, or even worse for this story."
- >"Why's that?"
- >The heat isn't making this conversation any easier.
- "A r-… R-"
- >Twilight rolls her eyes.
- >"Rewrite."
- "Yes- for this story is not just an admission of failure, but of compromise as well. I changed the story because I was afraid the readers might react negatively to the original ending. Not because it was bad, but because that specific style was being decried at the time."
- >Your friend nods as your woes are revealed to her.
- "On top of that, I can't find my muse, the thing that makes me write. It… just disappeared."
- >After a moment of silence, Twilight focuses on you and takes a deep breath.
- >"Anon, let's take this one step at a time. We know that you need to start writing again, but what's the first step towards that goal?"
- >You ponder her query.
- "I guess get my muse back."
- >She smiles.
- >"Alright, how do we do that?"
- "I'm not sure, I don't know what it was in the first place."
- >There might not even be a way to rekindle your writing spirit.
- >"Hmm, well why don't you travel a little? Try new things and meet new people?"
- >Life around here certainly isn't helping your slide into a stagnant hack.
- >"You could try crystal climbing in the Crystal Mountains."
- >That could be interesting.
- >"Or hit the casinos in Las Pegasus."
- "Yeah?"
- >You deserve a little fun, right?
- >"Go see a play in Manehattan."
- "Yeah..."
- >"Alright, Anon, I want you to promise that you'll do this stuff!"
- >The two of you try to contain your respective excitement levels as you nod and Twilight notes more thrilling adventures.
- >"A symphony in Sydneigh!"
- >This! This is what you need!
- >You stand and shout out resolutely.
- "Yeah!"
- >"You should visit the Lost Griffin Ruins in Barne! The Pegasus Pyramids in Nimbustoo!"
- "Yeah!!!"
- >"You should have sex with Fluttershy and Twilight!"
- "YEAH!!!"
- >…
- >That wasn't Twilight's voice…
- >Slowly turning to face the speaker of that last suggestion, you see Fluttershy with one of your shoes hanging off of her snout.
- >She see you looking at her and smiles.
- >How can you tell she's smiling under your shoe?
- >Because of the-
- >*Squee*
- >-audible 'squee' that accompanies awkward smiles here.
- "What… are you doing?"
- >Fluttershy tries to hide from your smoldering eyes, but to no avail.
- >She flees to Twilight's side in an attempt to shield herself from your wrath.
- >"Did I do it right, Twilight?"
- >*Poof*
- >Woah, did your rage just go out, what's happening here?
- >The purple mare grins at you while she speaks.
- >"Perfect Fluttershy, just perfect."
- >You raise a hand, the universal sign for 'hold up'.
- "I'm not going to do that."
- >Twilight displays a look of false concern.
- >"But Anon, you can't NOT do it."
- "And why not?!"
- >Fluttershy peaks her head out from behind the librarian.
- >"Um- because that would mean you lied to a princess. Which- um- is a- um- capitol offense…"
- >That's insane!
- >Who would make up such a stupid law?
- "That has to be a lie! I've never heard of such a law!"
- >The bookish princess re-equips her confident expression.
- >"That's because Princess Celestia and I just pushed it through this morning."
- >Her smile widens, spreading to Fluttershy as well.
- >"If you don't sleep with us, you will be tried as a criminal in the highest offense."
- >…
- >Fuck.
- >Your loss was assured the moment you walked into the library this morning.
- >The couch groans as you fall limply into it, defeated.
- >Twilight must have taken that for a sign of surrender as she chooses that moment to teleport the three of you out of the library.
- >You materialize in your room, disoriented from the warp.
- >It's easy to tell where you are because you don't have an AC or magic to cool the place.
- >That, and you fell onto your bed, which is the only one in your size in all of P0nyville.
- >"Wow Anon, you keep your house really warm!"
- >Like she doesn't already know.
- >"Twilight, can you cool it off?"
- >The young alicorn only smiles.
- >"Why? We'll be sweating soon anyways, just think of this as a head start."
- >She plants a kiss on your lips and slides her tongue into your mouth before laughing.
- >"Let's get started, you promised after all…
- >[Some time later]
- >The cool night air feels good on your sweat covered skin.
- >Fluttershy and Twilight are both sprawled out on your bed, leaking fluids of which only half is theirs.
- >They had kept at you for hours, switching when one of them got tired.
- >Until finally, they couldn't take any more orgasms and they collapsed.
- >You carefully slide out of bed and leave your room.
- >Your groin hurts from all the pounding and slapping and sucking and milking that they put you through.
- >And Twilight had used her magic to literally drain every last of cum from from you.
- >Point being, it's hard to walk.
- >You limp your way into your study and manage to get to your desk before your legs give out.
- >Sitting there, you stare at the typewriter on your desk.
- >This is simultaneously the object of your salvation, having provided wealth that you've lived off of for months now, and damnation, the events of tonight.
- *Sigh*
- >You place a hand on the keys and press a finger down.
- >*Click*
- >Then another.
- >*Click*
- >…
- >*Click* *Click* *Click*
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*
- >*Ding*
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >[The next morning]
- >You can't stop writing.
- >There are so many ideas to be written down, you've already gone through three stacks of paper.
- >It's not enough, you're almost out of paper!
- >A stack of fresh blank pages is levitated to your desk, surrounded by a pinkish glow.
- >"Back to writing I see."
- >You look up without ceasing to type.
- >Twilight saunters over to you, crossing waves and mountains of discarded pages.
- >Your focus return to your work, but you feel the mare wrap herself around your neck.
- >She nibbles on an ear before whispering to you.
- >"Guess you found your muse…"
- >Her tongue slithers into your ear as her hoof works its way south.
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >The room fills with the sounds of writing as she slides herself onto your crotch and bites your neck.
- >*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Ding*
- >You feel her wrap around you, causing your typing speed to double, nearly jamming the typewriter.
- >*Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Ding* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Clk* *Ding*
- >Yes, you have found your muse.
- >And your muse is
- >Rape

