Title:           AiE: Chapter 2
Author:          Afterburn3r
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First Edit:      Friday 7th of September 2012 05:46:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 7th of September 2012 05:46:56 AM CDT

> Day two for Anon in Equestria.
> Met Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike
> Explained that he needs to get home.
> Explained he needs to find Samuel in order to get home.
> "Samuel? Samuel Gallow? You should better stay out of his way Anon. You can stay here, if you want."
> Explain he might have a plan.
> "Well it is your fault if something happens to you, i already warned you. He has his stuff over at the Carousel Boutique, though he is usually not there."
> Anon goes out.
> Street is pretty empty, some p0nies closing doors, some just stand there.
> See pink pony jumping around.
"Uhm... Could you tell me where the Carousel Boutique is?"
> GASP
> Pink pone ran away.
> whatdididowrong.gif
> Anon wanders around, sees something that looks like it.
> Goes there.
> A russian tank, a MiG jet and a vintage '70 Dodge Challenger parked there.
> Guns, guns everywhere.
> Sam sitting there, with a makeshift barbecue grill, cooking.
> "Hey man, want some food?"
"Sure I'm hungry as fuck."
> Sam takes a piece of meat, puts it on a paper towel.
> "Enjoy man."
"Whats that?"
> "A manticore. Some bat-lion-scorpion superevil thingy, easy to kill though."
"What?"
> "Dunno, i threw non-eatable body parts away. Rarity almost got a heart attack because i brought it into her kitchen wither telling her first."
> Anon laughs.
"Who's Rarity?"
> "Go inside and meet her."
> Points to door
> Anon goes inside.
> "Dunno, i threw non-eatable body parts away. Rarity almost got a heart attack because i brought it into her kitchen wither telling her first."
> Anon laughs.
"Who's Rarity?"
> "Go inside and meet her."
> Points to door
> Anon goes inside.
> Dresses. Dresses EVERYWHERE.
> Dried blood on the floor, stains leading somewhere into back.
"Hello?"
> "Just a moment darling"
> Anon decides to take a bite of the weird meat he got.
> Tastes surprisingly good.
> Some weird looking armor in the corner, various weapons there too.
> Mashmallow colored unicorn trots into the room.
"Hi, im Anon."
> "There is two of you?"
"It seems so."
> "No no no. You cannot live here too, it would be too much for me."
"Its okay, also no need to treat me like the other guy, im not that insane yet."
> Anon chuckles at his statement.
> "Oh, really?"
> P0ne stops talking.
> "What are those hideous clothes you have on."
> Anon has a short sleeved hawaiian styled shirt and shorts.
"What is the matter with that? It's summer and i stay inside anyways."
> "You need new clothing darling."
> Rarity runs away deeper inside.
> Anon hears mumbling about how she thought Samuel has the most hideous clothes
"It's okay, i can live without."
> "I do not take no as a answer in your case!
> whatever.jpg
> Get stuff sorted out, Anon gets a suit.
> Goes outside.
> Two cyan ponies in golden armor appear from nowhere.
> Obviously after Sam.
> "By the order of Prince-"
> Sam takes a giant combat knife out of a chunk of meat, makes a crazy face, and gets into combat stance.
> "Idika sjuda petushok."
> Sam grabs a bottle of liquor, rips a piece of his t-shirt off, sticks it inside and lights it on fire.
> "What's the matter? Lost your words?"
> Apparently they already encountered him.
> "Tell her I'll come there. And i'll bring a guest."
> They run away.
"The fuck was that?"
> "They try to look like badasses but they are at the same level of bravery as a five year old girl."
> Anon chuckles.
"Oh yeah, this belongs to you."
> Anon hands the gun he received back to the owner.
> "Whatever. Now we have about five hours before more of those come back, so what do ya want to?"
"No idea."
> "Lets go, well figure something out."
> Anon follows Sam into the town.
WIP