AiE: Chapter 2

> Day two for Anon in Equestria.

> Met Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike

> Explained that he needs to get home.

> Explained he needs to find Samuel in order to get home.

> "Samuel? Samuel Gallow? You should better stay out of his way Anon. You can stay here, if you want."

> Explain he might have a plan.

> "Well it is your fault if something happens to you, i already warned you. He has his stuff over at the Carousel Boutique, though he is usually not there."

> Anon goes out.

> Street is pretty empty, some p0nies closing doors, some just stand there.

> See pink pony jumping around.

"Uhm... Could you tell me where the Carousel Boutique is?"

> GASP

> Pink pone ran away.

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> Anon wanders around, sees something that looks like it.

> Goes there.

> A russian tank, a MiG jet and a vintage '70 Dodge Challenger parked there.

> Guns, guns everywhere.

> Sam sitting there, with a makeshift barbecue grill, cooking.

> "Hey man, want some food?"

"Sure I'm hungry as fuck."

> Sam takes a piece of meat, puts it on a paper towel.

> "Enjoy man."

"Whats that?"

> "A manticore. Some bat-lion-scorpion superevil thingy, easy to kill though."

"What?"

> "Dunno, i threw non-eatable body parts away. Rarity almost got a heart attack because i brought it into her kitchen wither telling her first."

> Anon laughs.

"Who's Rarity?"

> "Go inside and meet her."

> Points to door

> Anon goes inside.

> "Dunno, i threw non-eatable body parts away. Rarity almost got a heart attack because i brought it into her kitchen wither telling her first."

> Anon laughs.

"Who's Rarity?"

> "Go inside and meet her."

> Points to door

> Anon goes inside.

> Dresses. Dresses EVERYWHERE.

> Dried blood on the floor, stains leading somewhere into back.

"Hello?"

> "Just a moment darling"

> Anon decides to take a bite of the weird meat he got.

> Tastes surprisingly good.

> Some weird looking armor in the corner, various weapons there too.

> Mashmallow colored unicorn trots into the room.

"Hi, im Anon."

> "There is two of you?"

"It seems so."

> "No no no. You cannot live here too, it would be too much for me."

"Its okay, also no need to treat me like the other guy, im not that insane yet."

> Anon chuckles at his statement.

> "Oh, really?"

> P0ne stops talking.

> "What are those hideous clothes you have on."

> Anon has a short sleeved hawaiian styled shirt and shorts.

"What is the matter with that? It's summer and i stay inside anyways."

> "You need new clothing darling."

> Rarity runs away deeper inside.

> Anon hears mumbling about how she thought Samuel has the most hideous clothes

"It's okay, i can live without."

> "I do not take no as a answer in your case!

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> Get stuff sorted out, Anon gets a suit.

> Goes outside.

> Two cyan ponies in golden armor appear from nowhere.

> Obviously after Sam.

> "By the order of Prince-"

> Sam takes a giant combat knife out of a chunk of meat, makes a crazy face, and gets into combat stance.

> "Idika sjuda petushok."

> Sam grabs a bottle of liquor, rips a piece of his t-shirt off, sticks it inside and lights it on fire.

> "What's the matter? Lost your words?"

> Apparently they already encountered him.

> "Tell her I'll come there. And i'll bring a guest."

> They run away.

"The fuck was that?"

> "They try to look like badasses but they are at the same level of bravery as a five year old girl."

> Anon chuckles.

"Oh yeah, this belongs to you."

> Anon hands the gun he received back to the owner.

> "Whatever. Now we have about five hours before more of those come back, so what do ya want to?"

"No idea."

> "Lets go, well figure something out."

> Anon follows Sam into the town.

WIP