Title:           Sage, the God of Rape
Author:          Adveturefag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Y29fQFYF
First Edit:      Monday 29th of July 2013 09:38:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 29th of July 2013 09:38:08 PM CDT

>be Sage
>wake up in fluttershy's house
>fluttershy looks confused
>inventory: clothing, shoes, lighter
 
>head clears of thoughts
"Where is angel?"
>"um... who are you?"
"NO TIME!"
>you slam her head into the ground
>decide to go find Angel
>he's outside
>you pull a revolver out of your ass and load a single bullet
"Angel, we have a score to setlle"
>he accepts your challenge
>revolver to head
>click
>hands you gun
>discreetly look into barrel
>if you fire into your head you'll die
 
>pray to god that some miracle will happen
>gun to head
>pull the trigger
>grey blur lands on your head
>too late
>bam
>dead
 
>wait a second
>only pussies with no balls die
>you have balls
>you are not a pussy
>stand the fuck back up
>throw that grey fucker off of your head
>take dick out
>Angel knows what is happening
>but can't believe it
>you grab the tiny ass
>force your dick to erection
>spread his tiny asshole
>slam it down
>his cries of pain are your fetish
>slide in
>slide out
>wax on
>wax off
>he squeals in pain and hatred
>there is blood everywhere
>blood acts as lubricant
>as you orgasm you start singing
"Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays..."
>you spit the bullet out
"We've kept our hoovsies warm at home, time off from work to play"
>start forcing angel to eat as you continue the song
>suddenly, he dies from bloodloss
>as you hide the body and clean the blood,
"Winter wrap up! Winter wrap uup!"
>fluttershy wakes up
>sees the mess
>"oh my goodness, What happened?"
 
>A portal opens up, and suddenly Aku, the shpeshifting master of Darkness, appears and unleashes an unpseakable
>But then, a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword steps forth to oppose him.
>Before the final blow is struck, Aku tears open a portal in time
>BUT the samurai avoids it.
> Suddenly once again, another portal opens, and Time Squad agents appear and throw the samurai into the portal,
>cause that's the way its supposed to be
>Then the time agents offers everyone a jawbreaker
 
>you decide to take the red jawbreaker
>be Sage
>wake up in fluttershy's house
>fluttershy looks confused
>inventory: clothing, shoes, lighter
 
 
>you whip down your drawers
>"oh my..."
>dont care
>take out lighter
>light dick on fire
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>fluttershy runs away in terror
>run
>bust through window into town
>screaming
>dick on fire
>guards are now running after you
 
>they must be jealous of my dick
>stop running
>turn around
>"Stop right there criminal-"
>you rip off your penis
>you are a man and you only shed one single tear
"I noticed how jealous you were of my monkey dick, so it is now my gift to you."
>hand it to guard
>he gives it to other guard
>bedroom eyes
>he walks away with your penis
 
>decide to get yourself a new dick
>but from who?
>luna of course
>she knows all about dicks
>you start running to canterlot castle
>run up to luna's room
"I require a new penis"
>"Another pony- or thing -wanting a dick of the night? fine"
>she gives you a big niggerdick.
>"now let's go to the testing station"
>she puts on a lab coat and takes you to a laboratory underneath the castle
>she tests it for
>flaccidity
>erectibility
>pissing power
>pissing accuracy
>and ejaculation power
>she hooks you up to a bunch of machines to measure all this as you get erections, piss, and masturbate.
>the testing is complete
>you go back to ponyville
>you are hungry
 
>I am hungry for
>meat
>sentient meat
>you go to sugarcube corner
>"hello! Who are you? Are you a monkey?"
>pinkie pie
>"Hey Pinkie Pie! Where are the Cakes?"
>"They are upstairs preparing for a vacation, why?"
"NO TIME!"
>slam her head into the floor
>unconscious
>grab knife from kitchen
>go up the stairs
>"Honey, what is that thing?"
>throw knife at mrs. cake
>run over to mr. cake and choke him
>slit babies throats
>drag their bodies downstairs
>kill anypony who sees
>make all the ponies into a nice pony stew
>pinkie wakes up
>"soup? I love soup!"
>she drinks some
>"why does it taste funny, mister?"
"NO TIME!"
>throw her into boiling pot
>screams of pain turn you on
>dead
>eat rest of stew
>"um, excuse me, but where is pinkie pie?"
>turn around
>twilight
 
"MORTAL COMBAT"
>she looks at you in confusion
>you slam down a SNES
>put that motherfucker in
>hand her controller and teach her how to play
>she sucks at it
>you kick her ass
>now it is time for a punishment for losing
 
"for losing you must help me take over equestria and become my queen"
>"No, Celestia is the true high queen"
>dammit
>she takes you away with her magic
>knocks you out.
>you wake up in a laboratory
>probably underground
>you are hooked up to a whole bunch of machinery
>"Now let's find out what makes you tick"
>"let's start with pain"
>she gets out a metal rod that was previously in a fire
>she brings it up to your leg
 
>suddenly you feel the power of 100 niglets surge through you
>you bust out of you human bonds and turn into a god, the rape god
"this is how I am pleasured"
>you grab her and snap off her horn
>you flex your kegal muscles and your pants explode open
>you find not one dick
>but 1000 niggerdicks, hungry for rape
>you give her to the niggerdicks as they rape her
>you feel every orgasm
>every dick going in and out of every oriface of her body
>the dicks are so powerful that they make new holes when they run out of holes
>a couple thousand orgasms later, every dick is ready for the final penetration
>in one fluid motion all of the dicks penetrate her at once
>all of the dicks orgasm at once
>you feel every single one
>you pull twilight out
>not only is she covered in holes and semen
>she is also pregnant with all of your demigod children
9 months later...
>she is at the hospital
>you are at prison
>waiting
>for
>you hear a scream of pain
>its twilight
>you recognize that sound somehow
>the sound of 1000 demigods bursting out of a vagina
>you wait for them to come for you
>after an hour all of them come
>leaving a trail of semen, vaginal fluids, and raped mares and stallions
>they all gangrape the two gaurds in charge of keeping you in the cell
>they all bust you out
>1000 raping demigods added to party
 
>good idea
>you kill them all
>not before raping them of course
>you litter their bodies around equestria as a warning
>you go to canterlot castle to finally take your rightful place on the throne
>you rape both luna and celestia
>2000 more demigods
>you now use celestia and luna as surrogate mothers for your army to take over the world
>you have them take back twilight and make her your queen
>you force her onto the throne next to yours
>you whisper into her ear...
"This is what you get for losing mortal combat"
 
/CYOA