Title: A Very Special Birthday Author: Aanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/kF7RyBZn First Edit: Sunday 15th of September 2013 04:30:41 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 15th of September 2013 04:30:41 PM CDT >Be Pinkamena >today is Nonny's birthday! >you had it all planned out >you hang the streamers, decorate the tables and walls, and make a biig cake just for him! Ding dong >ohgoshheshere >you dust the flour and glitter off of you and rush to open the door >Suuuurrpriiise Nonny! >his face was plain, but you knew how much it meant to him. >you grab him by his hand and drag him over to the chair, trying not to make too much of a mess. >"Ok Nonny, since this is your very special day, I made you a very special cake!" >You slice him a thick piece of your homeade coconut creme cake, the thick, creamy insides threatening to spill out over the table. >"Eat up Nonny, you need to eat it all!" >you put the fork up to his mouth, but he doesnt budge. >"come on Nonny, no need to be stubborn! I promise I made it with lots of love!" >Still nothing. >"Nonny? Nonny. Anon!" >You force open his jaw, and jam the food in. >You keep stuffing it and stuffing it until the entire piece disappeared in his throat. >"See, isn't it delicious Anon?" >You slump him down onto a smaller chair, making sure he was propped up nicely. >"Ok Nonny, This is one of your faaavorite games, and since I know you love me, You will let me go first!" >You put the blindfold on, and grab the tack with streamers hanging off of it. >"Go ahead Nonny, spin me!" >"Anytime now!" >.."Let me help you!" >You put his hand on your waist, and feel it gently start to go south. >"Whoa! Feeling fresh Nonny?" >You let it stay there while Anon twirls you in small circles. >"Teehehee! ok Nonny, I'll try my best!" >You walk dizzly in your drunken-like state, and wobble over to your hopeful destination. >You touch the tack against the wall, and push your thumb in. >Harder. >Harder! There! >You take off the blindfold and- >Oopsies. >Anon sits there with the tack sticking in his head. >"silly me Nonny!" >You take the thumbtack out, and run to grab a band aid. >You come back with a napkin and wipe the molasses like blood off that managed to escape, sealing the entrance with a bandaid, and kissing it better. >"There you go Nonny! Now on to the next fuun activity!" >You grab him and dash him into another corner. >"Ok Nonny, this time you get to go first! Just hold the bat and hit the Ponyata out of the air! >You put silly Anon's blindfold on and spin him around. >you help clumsy Nonny get close to the ponyata, holding the bat with him. He always prefered you to be close to him anyway. "Go ahead Nonny, swing the bat!" >"He tries, but fails, and falls, taking him with you. You let out a little yipe, but land safely on top of Anon. >"Clumsy Nonny!" >He stares at you with those big, black eyes of his, waiting. >"His hand was now on your butt, and you giggle at him, knewing what he really wanted for his birthday >You spend the rest of the night tending to Nonny's needs as a man, and yours as well.   ......................................................................................................................     ......................................................................................................................     >.... >OwowowowowoowOwowowoOWOWWOW >You are Anon >And your body feels like it is on fire. >You wake up, and feel a splitting headache, with every muscle scream one word at you. >PAIN >You wake up, and automatically see a naked Pinkamena on top of you, gently snoring. >Whatintheflying- >Your throat stung, and you felt like someone stabbed you in the- Why is there a bandaid on your head?! PINKIE! >She immediately jolts from her sleep. >Pinkie: Sn- wha- *giggle* Suuurpriiisee! Pinkie what the hell?!!! >Pinkie: Happy birthday Nonny! BIRTHDAY?! WH- wait.. >Today was your birthday, wasn't it! Why is there a band aid on my head?! >Pinkie: We had fun last night! ..What?! >Pinkie: I woke up at midnight to make sure to get the veeery most out of your birthday! >She pokes your nose at the word "very" and climbs off on top of you. >Pinkie: You sure are a heavy sleeper Nonny!