Title:           (EG-NN: Request) Green Hair Day
Author:          A_Pile_of_Notes
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/2Ej0n70k
First Edit:      Friday 26th of December 2014 04:06:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of December 2014 04:06:59 PM CDT

>Our little tale drops off outside of our beloved Burgerfile, with Rarity and Suri Polomare chatting awhile like the mischievous divas they are
 
"Did you hear about the scandalous rumor involving Adam and Amy?
>"Ooooh you mean the one involving Sophie at the Christmas party?"
"Absolutely!"
>"Mmm man, that was really messed up. Who ever set those two up between the punch bowl should really get an award!"
"Oh darling, an award wouldn't cut it. It would've taken a really villain to get them both undressed and snuggled together like that!"
>"Gosh the look on Amy's face was faceless and I should've recorded the event when I made the chance."
"Ah Ah, no fear I've got the last moments recorded on my new phone."
>"Rarity you sly snake you, what would I do with out you?"
>The two begin to giggle and fitch at the video playing about
>Behind them a cream skinned, two-tone blue haired girl carrying coffee approaches them
>"Hey, I got the drinks you girls wanted."
>"Ugh, about time Coco! How long does it take a girl to get a cup of coffee!"
>Suri rudely rips away a cup spilling a bit on Coco's skirt
>"Well I-"
"Now, Suri dont be so crude with Coco dear. Its just a drink, the cashier probably took their measly time serving her."
>"She still should've demanded it. Coco take note, if you ever want to be a somebody in this world then you gotta take the opportunity when you have the chance,M'kay."
>"Gee sorry, I'll do better next time Suri!"
>"Mmmm you better! ....needs more sugar....."
>She hands Rarity her drink and sits down with the girls
>"So anything new with you girls?"
"Besides the usual Holiday celebration with the family, nothing in particular."
>"Oh, I had to do some shoddy elf costumes for the middle school. It was an absolute 'DRAG' M'kay."
>"Golly, what did they make you do Suri?"
>Suri takes a long sip of her coffee as the two girls scoot closer to her
>"I agreed to make their silly holiday costumes for some stupid play they were holding. Nothing too complex, a Santa; some elves and some reindeer BUT they had the nerve of making me put green hair for the elves!"
"Greeen Hair? Ugh."
>"I know right! Who the hell thinks of a green haired elves during Christmas. This isn't Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory!"
>"I think its kinda cute that they have green hair."
>"Pa-please Coco, nothing looks good with green hair!"
"It's such an over used uncreative color darling,  especially during the holiday season! It over saturates everything it comes in contact with. Truly anyone caught having that color for their hair should just dye it immediately!"
>"Well I think its cute."
>"And you wonder why you aren't as popular as us."
>Coco looks down having her spirit deflated again
>As the girls continue to talk, Mary; Pete; Reggie and Roland walk towards them
>"Speaking of green hair, look over there its the drug dealer and her harem."
"Oh, whenever is she going to comb that jungle sitting upon her head."
>"The day when her stash mysteriously vanishes and she has to pinup pretty like and make some real money"
>"At least her hat is cute."
>Coco injects
"I suppose its necessary, it does contrast fairly well at distracting the ugliness of her brush."
>"Heh, filthy hippie."
>The two girls giggle amongst themselves as the group passes by, Coco simply smiles trying to fit in
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>"Yo Sweatleaf, those whores are talking shit about you. You gonna do anything about it?"
>Reggie says as they enter the establishment
>Marry looks back at the girls
>The two continue to laugh at whatever ever topic they were discussing
>That's until Suri smashes her fist on the table in a fit of laughter startling Coco
>She then begins yelling at Coco again for spilling her coffee on Rarity sweater
"Nah......they aren't worth it.
 
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