Title:           Anon's Cowboy Adventure
Author:          ABearNamedCindy
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First Edit:      Saturday 14th of November 2015 11:08:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 14th of November 2015 11:08:08 PM CDT

>You are Anonymous, desperado, womanizer and faggot extraordinar
>you fiddle with your cigarette on the outside of town.
>The sun was blazing high
>And your balls itched something fierce
>But there was work to be done.
>Revenge
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>You mossy on into town of pastel colored faggotry, and find the nearest tavern
>Here is where your quest for vengeance began.
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>You kick in the door, all the heads turn to you.
>Eyeball all them fuckers and grab a seat alone.
>Just than a purple book horse joins you.
>"Hello there, sir."
>"That's a pretty nice cowboy hat you're wearing there."
"Thank ya kindly sweet heart."
>"My names Twilight and you?"
"Folks call me Anonymous. But you can call me Daddy sweet checks."
>She chuckles
>"My aren't you a rouge. Let me buy you drink?"
>Unusual but, who are you to pass up free booze.
>"BARKEEP A margarita AND JACK DANIELS"
>"So handsome what brings you too to ponyville?"
"I've got some business to take care of."
>"Oooh cryptic, I like mysterious. Maybe I can help?"
"Ya'll ever seen a zebra round these parts?"
>"Zebras? In Ponyville?"
>"Well, there's one. It's Zecora and she lives on the edge of the Everfree Forest."
>"Why do you wanna know?"
"Here and I are gonna have a little reunion is all. Maybe you can show me to her?"
 
>"Mmm I suppose I could, but..." Her eyes flutter.
>"Maybe you could help me out too?"
>You push up your hat, and raise your eyebrow.
"Ohh?"
>"It's awfully lonely in ponyville, not many Stallions around you see. What's a girl to do?"
>"Soo maybe you can keep me a little company?"
>Looking her over, you've had worse, despite being a shit tier waifu, pussies pussy.
"Ohh why the hell not."
>"yay!" She downs her Margarita
>Than pulls you upstairs.
>Upstairs she leads you into a shitty little wooden room.
>Filthy rotten wood for the floorboards and and a single cum encrusted bed lay in the center
>"I got this room cheap for just such and occasion! EEE this is gonna be so great!"
"How much is this gonna cost me?"
>"What? What are you talking about?"
"Only tavern girls get these kinds of rooms. So I figure, maybe ya just want some money."
>"I'm a student you dick!"
>And clearly not all to bright
"Apologies little lady."
>"Well lets get down to it!"
>You begin to unbuckle your pants
>"Wait! aren't you gonna serenade me first!?"
>What is this?
"I beg your pardon?"
>"Yea, and than we'll hold hooves and read books together too right? Don't you know anything about sex?"
"Twilight...What exactly do you think sex is?"
>"It's where you kiss and than take a nap together duh!"
>What the fuck
>"It's okay, I get it, your a virgin right?"
>You sit down and rub your forehead.
>"It's okay to be a little scared. First time's are scary."
"Do you know where babies come from Twilight?"
>"Duh of course I know, i'm the smartest pony in all equestria."
"Than where do they come from."
>"The stork, your parents put in an order and have it delivered."
"So you're a virgin."
>Her face reddens,
>"what, no i'm not, I get tones and tones of it."
"Of what?"
>"You know, that ehmm, that"
>She lowers her voice.
>"That dick."
"I don't think you've ever even seen a dick before have you?"
>"Yea, I see them all the time, gosh!"
"Where is it than."
>She looks you over visibly confused and distressed
>"Uhh it's there."
>She's pointing at your shoulder
"Right, listen here sweety, you're an idiot, but that's okay."
>She's blushing
>You place your hand on her shoulder
"Now this is going to be quick okay."
>"Okay...."
>You unzip your pants and pull out your pulsating member.
"Now suck it."
>"WHAT?"
"I only got time to show you the basics."
"Than your going to take me to Zecora, got it."
>"Deal!"
>"So do I chew on it?"
"No teeth, just lightly suck on it."
>She wraps her mouth around your member
>And begins, slowly sucking it, causing a light tug and then releasing it.
"Good, now try bobbing your head on it."
>She does so. She's a quick learner.
>All you can see is her head bobbing back and forth on your cock, her tongue rubbing against the shaft.
>Until you you reach your climax.
>You jizz in her mouth, filling it to capacity. And she coughs a little.
"Good girl."
>"Does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore! Are we gonna get married?"
"Now slow down missy. We had a deal."
>"Oh, ha ha, that's right, well follow me."
 
>She takes you to everfree and leaves you
>"All right, just head down this path and you'll be right on zecoras door step."
>"Your not going to hurt her are you?"
"Not anymore than that their woman hurt me."
"Go home twilight, this is man's business."
>"Anonymous, I love you! Please come back to me."
>You place your hands on her shoulder.
"Twilight, I want you to have this."
>You place your hat on her head, then head down the path.
>A you walk away, all you can hear is silent weeping.
 
>Now though, now is the time for revenge
>the zigger that wronged you, she was just behind this door.
>You spit on the floor and begin.
"Lets do this."
>You kick in her door.
"ZECORA! I'VE COME FOR YOU!"
 
>"What is this? it cannot be!"
>"Anonymous here before me!"
"You're rhymes are shitty and so are you.
>You brandish your pistol at her.
"Your gonna pay for what you did."
>"My fault it it was not. Who really knows when the have an STD"
"My balls never stopped itching past that day you faggot."
>You open fire on her with your six piece.
>She ducks behind her cauldron, and began to make a run for her window.
"Face your retribution, YOU LILY LIVERIED COWARD!
>You open fire ahead of her and she bolts in the opposite direction.
>She's tripped
>And you approached
>Terror fills her eyes, and she shit's herself.
 
>"Please Anonymous, have mercy on me."
>Bang, and it's over.
>Your balls have been revenged
 
>You head back into town and grab twilight
>The two of you ride into the sunset together
 
Played by:
A faggot as Anonymous.
Luarn faust as Twiggy
A random nigger as Zecora
Narrated by George Takei
 
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