Title:           [FR] The Best Human Contest - Part 4
Author:          4PP138100M
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First Edit:      Sunday 16th of December 2012 02:46:01 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 16th of December 2012 02:46:01 PM CDT

The score is as follows:
Team Feels - 0/5 no items
Team Oldfag - 1/5 one red bow
Team Pickle - 1/5 one lock of pink hair
Team Gore - 1/5 one tube of Colgate Total
Team Rarity - 0/5 no items
Team Obscure Fetish - 0/5 no items
Remember teams, the list is:
1. 1 zap apple
2. 1 tube of Colgate Total
3. A lock of pink hair
4. A red bow
5. 1 Un-pickled Cucumber
 
>You are now Homonovus
>You and the rest of Team Rarity headed over to Carousel Boutique with Rarity the minute the hunt had been started
>She had been a huge help, but you knew she would be, being the element of genorosity and all
>She had already loaned you her tube of Colgate Total, and had found her last red bow for you.
>Sweetie Belle had been kind enough to donate a lock of her light pink mane for your efforts, so now you only needed a zap apple and a cucumber
>Everything was turning up Milhouse
>You set off towards Ponyville market to find a cucumber
 
>You are now Scrabhunter
>You and Team Feels were having as much luck as Scootaloo at KFC
>No one in the group used Colgate Total, including you
>Aquafresh was the best.
>You know its true because it rhymes
>Also, no one had a cucumber because who the fuck eats cucumbers?
>As you walked to Sweet Apple Acres in search of a zap apple, you passed Team Oldfag, followed shortly by Team Gore.
>Disc-ward, Cordan and Concerned walked by with smiles on their faces while Team Gore grumpily followed behind.
>As they walked by, you saw bulges in their pockets
>This was not good
>You couldn't tell what they did/didn't have because they hid it, but you could probably bet that they had zap-apples, which set your team back even more
 
>You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres and find Applejack off bucking some apples
>You approach her and ask
Applejack, do you have any Zap-apples in stock?
>she replies
>"Well, Ah can go check, but its been about seven monthes since the last harvest. You'll be lucky if we have two or three"
>She goes off towards the barn, and arrives back with a rainbow-colored, slightly moldy apple
>"Yer in luck Scrabby, Ah have five more plus this one!"
>Then an idea hits you
>You had that extra money you made from working odd jobs all those weekends
Hey Applejack, if I pay you, say, Forty bits, could you not seel any more Zap-apples until the Best Human Contest is over?
>"Why, I don't see why not Sugarcube"
Thanks Applejack
>You and team feels leave the farm feeling better about your prospects, you had literally bought yourselves some time
 
>You are now Ordung
>The minute mayor Mare had been done telling the contestants the team names, you, ssj4 and slendermane had left for Carrot-tops house, because you knew Picklehead was staying there
>Surely he was bound to have some cucumbers, because he couldn't just pull those pickles out of thin air
>Could he?
>Unfortunately, Fluttershy followed after you towards your destination
>"He-hey Ordung! And ssj4 and slendermane! I was wondering, um, is your fetish having a four-way? Becuase, you know if it is, there are, um...., four ..of us here.."
No Fluttershy buzz off
>"Oh, um, okay..."
>She turns around to leave, but then you have an idea
Fluttershy, wait!
>Instantly shes suction-cupped to your side
>"I knew you loved me!"
Uhh...no, its just I thought you might want to know my fetish
>she *squees*
My fetish is your hair
>You lie through your teeth
 
>"My hair?"
Yeah, do you think I could have some for the road, and then when this whole contest is over, we can, ya know, buck?
>She almost shits herself with excitement, but then all of a sudden her smile fades
>"Wait a minute, you just want my mane for your contest! Well, if you want some then you're going to have to do something in return"
>Oh no
>You look to your partners for backup, but they have dissapeared
>Where they stood, a note rests on the ground
>It reads : Dear Ordung, sorry, but we aren't going to watch as you fuck Fluttershy for her hair. You are a real hero for the team, and we thank you. We'll be in Sugarcube corner when you're done
>Well fuck
>You eventually get the hair, but for the next fifteen minutes, you're
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
The score is now:
Team Feels - 1/5 no items
Team Oldfag - 1/5 one red bow
Team Pickle - 1/5 one lock of pink hair
Team Gore - 1/5 one tube of Colgate Total
Team Rarity - 3/5 no items
Team Obscure Fetish - 1/5 no items
Remember teams, the list is:
1. 1 zap apple
2. 1 tube of Colgate Total
3. A lock of pink hair
4. A red bow
5. 1 Un-pickled Cucumber