Title:           [FR] The Best Human Contest - Finale
Author:          4PP138100M
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First Edit:      Sunday 23rd of December 2012 12:30:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 23rd of December 2012 12:30:26 PM CDT

>You are now Slasher Science
>After reveling in your short lived victory, you had realized you had a much bigger problem to fix
>In your haste, you had left Fagdude on the track to be discovered by Badpacing, and no doubt other namefags and ponies later on
>There would be an investigation, and with the magic these ponies posess, it would only be a matter of time
>You slip quietly to the back of the crowd as Badpacing shouts what he saw and for somep0ny to help
>You have a limited window of opporotunity
>If you could just-
>Aha!
>You spot Etiquette standing a short while away
>In the left back pocket of his jeans you see the gun from the start of the race
>In his back right pocket you slowly slip the bloody scissors in
>Hopefully these ponies didnt have finger printing evidence here
1/?
 
>You are Etiquette
>After hearing Badpacing, you ran down the track with him, Twilight, the Mayor, Rarity and for some reason Rainbowdash
>Arriving at the scene of the crime, some police ponies already had the sight blocked off with yellow tape
>"Alright folks, this is a crime scene. Nobody pony or human, is to cross this line, and we want to question all of you individually"
>"Furthermore---
>{BOOM}
>A wave of hot air hits your face, pushing down the grass and bending the trees around you, while the roar of an explosion invades your ears
>After a minute, you can hear yourself think, and you say
What the fuck was that?
>"I don't know!"
>"I hope nop0nys hurt!"
>"I'll go check!"
>You hear Rainbowdash say before she flies up into the sky, peering in the direction of the noise
>Before she comes down, you spot black smoke pouring into the sky on the horizon
>"Rarity...its your boutique"
2/?
 
>You are now Rarity
>You try not to panic as you run over to the remanants of your boutique
>The others follow behind you, and as you spot her standing near the wreckage, releif floods through your heart
>"Rarity"
Sweetie Belle! Oh thank Celestia you're ok!
>You hug her and the others arrive
>"Oh, I'm so glad nop0ny was hurt!"
>Twilights voice makes you remember, and you choke out
Fluttershy!
>"What about her?"
She....she was in there
>You point a hoof towards the smoldering remains
>Everyp0ny lets out a gasp
She said she wanted to wear something nice for when SLasher got to their new house, so I told her to look in the boutique!
3/?
 
>You are now Etiquette
>You couldn't beleive it
>Fluttershy was gone
>She was an annoying wannabe rapist, but still, she was dead
>You hear Twilight
>"We have to find the pony who did this and bring them to justice!"
>Then you hear Rainbowdash
>"Hey Etiquette, whats that in your back pocket?"
>The gun!
>its ok Eitquette, relax, act calm, they know nothing
Well its the gun from the starting race, remmeber?
>"No, not that, the thing in the other pocket thats wet!"
>Wet?
>You reach back, and grab something cold and metallic
>You bring it out, and everyp0ny gasps
>Its a pair of scissors, dripping with bood
4/?
 
>You need to say something, and quick
Look, I know what this looks like, but these aren't mine!
>RD:"Then why were they in your back pocket?"
I don't know! But I didn't put them there!
>TS:"You know, they match the wounds that were on Fagdude! I bet you killed Fagdude, didn't you?"
Woah, woah, woah, I did not kill Fagdude! Thats crazy talk!
>"Is it?"
>You hear an oh so famiiliar voice behind you
>"Well I don't know about that, but I'll tell you what, he did try to shoot me earlier"
>You turn around, already knowing who it is
>"And another thing. He killed Jeremy."
5/?
 
Picklehead, first of all, you can't kill an inanimate object, and second of all, you didn't tell them why i tried to kill you!
>"So you admit you did try to kill me! I'd also like to say that I found some explosive equipment on the hill over there, and that they have Etiquette written all over them"
>Now this is just getting ridiculous
And how would I have set off those explosives Picklehead, huh? I was at the finish line of the race the whole time!
>Rarity pipes up through her sobs
>"Well there was those five minutes you were g-gone between the beginning of the race and when you showed up"
For God's sake Rarity I'm trying to find out who blew up your house here!
>The two police ponies show up
>"Theres no need to try and figure it out there, sir. We have all the evidence we need"
>Two hoof-sized cuffs are slapped on your wrists
You can't be serious!?
6/?
 
>You are now Twilight Sparkle
>Its been three monthes, and finally everything seemed to have reached a sense of normalcy in Ponyville
>You felt safe again with those two gone
>Etiquette had been tried in front of the Royal Court
>All three princesses had found hm guilty for Arson, two accounts of pre-meditated murder, attempted murder and Intentional Infliction of Emotional distress
>The zero tolerance policy for such crimes was death by execution
>You felt little sadness for his death
>After the trial you hadn't seen Picklehead
>The last thing he said before leaving the court room was that he'd be back someday, but he had to get in touch with his inner pickle
>You didn't question him, everyone coped in their own way
>And then a month later, the whole Sweetie Belle Incident had happened
>She had gone missing, and showed up bruised and abused, but alive in Slasher Science's house
>After some therapy and memory spells, she was back to her normal self
>Slasher howere, met the same fate as Etiquette
>But everything was pretty much back to normal now
7/?
 
>You are now Slasher Science
>Its day thrity four in hell
>Yep, after killing fagdude and abusing Sweetie Belle, you were in hell
>With Etiquette, no less
>Your day started like this
>Wake up
>Shit bricks
>Fluttershy guesses your fetish
>You say no, and then she rapes you anyway, while carrying out her fetish
>Her fetish is blood and gore
>Who'da thunk?
>Fluttershy keeps mentioning how she can't wait until Picklehead is here with you, because then the three of you can have fun for eternity
>After hours of being dismembered and raped by Fluttershy, you usually pass out or die
>Then you are woken up by Fluttershy, body fine and well-rested
>Ready for more rape
>Yes, looks like for a while, you'll be
>Fucking Fluttershy
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