Title:           [FR] Irregular Thursday - Part 3 - The Finale
Author:          4PP138100M
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First Edit:      Friday 4th of January 2013 11:38:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of January 2013 11:38:53 PM CDT

>Its twenty minutes later since you found out that you would be stuck in Yello Rapist's body until you had an epiphany
>The guards didn't take kindly to you suggesting to Celestia that she take her goddamn epiphany and shove it up her ass
>So you're now sitting on the ground outside the tree house, in the same spot that they threw you twenty minutes ago
>You sigh
>You can't get help from Twilight, because she won't go against Celestias orders, plus shes inside
>You haven't see Fluttershy in over a half hour, so you'd have to wait for her to come out on her own
>Once she was done with your body
>Oh God, she could be doing anything to your body right now
>Suddenly, you hear a door open and close, and see two guards come out
>These were new guards, they hadn't been involved in your little 'skirmish'
>As they walk out, they spot you and walk over
 
>The one on the right opens his mouth
>"Well, well, well. What do we got here, Bronze Arrow?"
>"I don't know Stone Sheild, looks like a little mares down on 'er luck"
>"Hey little mare, whats say we help you get back on the horse, eh?"
>They both laugh at their pun
>These guys had to be fucking kidding right?
>"Whadd'ya say little filly?"
Why don't you two fuck off?
>They both look taken aback
>"Woah, nevermind. Sorry to bother 'ya."
>As they're walking away, you hear one mumble
>"Must be one of them He/She ponys that Lunas always going on about"
>You lay back down on the ground, and wait
 
>You are now Fluttershy
>And this is the worst day ever
>You can't find Anon
>You keep tripping on Anon's super cute, but unstable two legs
>You had to use the bathroom, but could'nt pull your pants down when you got to the bathroom
>Of course if Anon hadn't duct-taped Ricardo's hole shut, that would'nt have been a problem.
>But, he was just trying to save you from embarrasment
>Oh, and also, some of the mares at the party were giving you weird looks
>Did they always do this to Anon?
>You stumble your way over to Twilight's table, but before you get a chance to talk, Rainbowdash floats in front of you
>She had been in the bathroom throwing up earlier, and was still clearly intoxicated
>You never were a fan of Applejack's cider
>She says to you
>"Hey Anon, would chu meet me upstairs in sayy...ten seconds flat? I have something to show you"
>Maybe when you got upstairs, you could explain what was going on to drunkendash, and she could help you
>You follow her up the stairs, but she trips a few times
>While flying
>You wonder how many ciders you'd have to have to trip WHILE flying
 
>You finally reach Twilight's bedroom, And Raindbowdash pulls you over to the bed
>"Cum on Anon, letz has sum fun"
>She slurs
Um, actually Rainbowdash, I was hoping you could help me with something, so..um-......
>"I was hoping YOU could help ME with sumthin too"
>She tries to go to kiss you, but you move your head away
No seriously, Rainbowdash, I need your help-
>"Listen, ANon. Thats a really good Fluttershy impression you're doing, but not right now, alright. Itz kinda killing the mood"
>Next thing you know, shes on top of you
>She forces her toungue into your mouth, and grinds her hips against your crotch
>You did not like this at all
>Using all your strength, you push her off and onto the floor
>It was actually quite easy to do in Anon's body
>You get up to check if shes alright, but shes already passed out
>You sneak back downstairs, carefully, and head for the door
 
>You are now Anon again
>This is the worst day ever
>You never see more than one stallion at any given time in this town on a normal day, but suddenly the town seems to be filled with them!
>All of them oggle at you as they walk by, or make remarks about you
>A disturbing amount hit on you
>Just as a mustard yellow pony and his friend walk away snickering about some joke the other had made, you see the library door open and Fluttershy walks out in your body
>She rushes over to you
>"Oh Anon, I just want this day to end. Everyp0ny stares at me as if I'm some kind of freak, I can barely walk!"
Yeah, you and me both. Did you know that instead of pestering me every day, you could easily have any stallion in p0nyville? They won't leave me alone!
>"You think I don't know that? Anon, the reason I like you is because you aren't like every other stallion here! Yo aren't trying to rut me every five seconds like everp0ny else."
Well, that is true, I'm not
>Fluttershy gets a sad look in your eyes
>"That reminds me, I owe you an apology"
 
For what?
>"For everything. I learned today, first hoof, er..., hand, whats its like to have somep0ny invade my space and totally disreagrd my feelings for their own pleasure"
What are you talking about?
>"Rainbowdash tried to rape me. She was drunk, but, um, it still happened....."
>You wrap her in a hug
I finally understand why you do what you do Fluttershy
>She sniffles
>"I finally understand why you've rejected me, Anon. I'm so sorry"
>After a second, the ground starts to rumble, and you black out
-------
>You wake up, and see Celestia smiling over you
>Damn thats creepy
>You've woken up to worse though
>You go to prop yourself up, and realize you're back in your own body!
>You give a whoop of joy, and look around
>Fluttershy is next to you, and other mane four are there too
>You wonder wehre Rainbow-rape is
 
>"So, do you see what I meant when I said you two needed to have a life-altering epiphany? Huh, Do 'ya?"
Yes Sun-butt, I get it now, we needed that to finally get over our differences
>She smiles
>"I'll let you go for calling me that just this once because I'm so damn happy, but ever again and you'll be seeing the chopping block, ok?"
Ok.....
>Damn p0ny sounds like shes on crack
>Addict-god-ruler walks away, and you go over to Fluttershy
>She looks up at you with sad eyes
>"So what happens now? Do we just go back to the way things were?"
Not quite, I think it'll be smooth sailing for me and you from here on out
>And it was
>Anon and Fluttershy finally understood each other, and Anon looked past their differences and gave Fluttershy a chance
>It turned into something beautiful
>She got her thirty minutes with Ricardo, and many more hours after that
>Yes, of Anon's time after this was spent
>Fucking Fluttershy