Title:           Apple Jelly Pt.1
Author:          24grant24
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6PF1mja3
First Edit:      Tuesday 30th of July 2013 03:19:33 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 30th of July 2013 03:19:33 AM CDT

>Be on facehoof
>*pop* (new message)
>here we go again
>this apple girl has been messaging you on and off for like 2 weeks. you are so tired of her shit.
Apple Smith Jackii
        Heyy what ya doing tonight
Anon
        not much just listening to a new album
Apple Smith Jackii
        cool, who by
Anon
        You probably haven't heard of them
Apple Smith Jackii
        alright I'll check em out who are they
> It goes on like this for about 45 minutes. You dutifully respond to her offhandedly and yet she refuses to get the hint.
>Eventually you just say you are going to sleep and stop responding and log off.
>Seriously what does this girl want with you. it's not like you talk or have much in common at all.
>Sure she is cute and curvy and all that but you have no interest in talking to some hick girl.
>And every time you pass her in the hallway she does that dumb little wave.
>Seriously apple butt just leave me alone
 
This first part is true and I was too dense to realize at the time that the girl actually liked me. It just never occurred to me that a person of the opposite gender could be interested in me in a romantic way.