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Apple Jelly Pt.1

By: 24grant24 on Jul 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.11 KB  |  hits: 75  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be on facehoof
  2. >*pop* (new message)
  3. >here we go again
  4. >this apple girl has been messaging you on and off for like 2 weeks. you are so tired of her shit.
  5. Apple Smith Jackii
  6.         Heyy what ya doing tonight
  7. Anon
  8.         not much just listening to a new album
  9. Apple Smith Jackii
  10.         cool, who by
  11. Anon
  12.         You probably haven't heard of them
  13. Apple Smith Jackii
  14.         alright I'll check em out who are they
  15. > It goes on like this for about 45 minutes. You dutifully respond to her offhandedly and yet she refuses to get the hint.
  16. >Eventually you just say you are going to sleep and stop responding and log off.
  17. >Seriously what does this girl want with you. it's not like you talk or have much in common at all.
  18. >Sure she is cute and curvy and all that but you have no interest in talking to some hick girl.
  19. >And every time you pass her in the hallway she does that dumb little wave.
  20. >Seriously apple butt just leave me alone
  21.  
  22. This first part is true and I was too dense to realize at the time that the girl actually liked me. It just never occurred to me that a person of the opposite gender could be interested in me in a romantic way.
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