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I'm Ready . . . Rejection

By: -IceMan- on Mar 7th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.63 KB  |  hits: 67  |  expires: Never
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  1. I'm Ready . . . Rejection
  2. By IceMan
  3.  
  4. Based on real events.
  5.  
  6. >Day girl - uh - marefriend #1 in Equestria.
  7. >You've received a letter from Twilight Sparkle, the current object of your fancy.
  8. >You two go out on dates pretty much once a week, after you two get off working as a research assistant (ponies were very interested in human science, and you vice versa) and at the library.
  9. >You generally plan them by mail, considering you can just walk over and drop them off, and she can teleport them to you.
  10. >You slip open the letter with your thumb, and unfold . . . a slightly longer message then usual.
  11. >Dear Anon,
  12. >I'm sorry, but I just can't keep up this charade anymore. I've never really loved you and I don't find romantic relationships, this one or any other, fulfilling. I think we should split up.
  13. >Twilight
  14. >Well, shit.
  15.  
  16. >Day looking for a new marefriend #1.
  17. >You’ve been studying some mathematics with Rarity; apparently she wanted to get her skills in that subject sharper, what with owning a business and all that.
  18. >You’re just about done with your session tonight.
  19. “Well, I think that should do it,” you say, closing the textbook.
  20. >“Yep. Thanks for all your help,” Rarity replies.
  21. >As you walk her to the door, you remember something she said to you.
  22. >Somehow the topic of relationships had come up, and she said that she hated when stallions asked to kiss her.
  23. >She was quite a ravishing girl, and you knew she kind of liked you.
  24. >Let’s roll the dice.
  25. >What could possibly go wrong?
  26. >You increase your pace and get around in front of her.
  27. “You said you hated when people asked you.”
  28. >You lean in to kiss her; she quickly moves her head out of the way and runs out the door.
  29. >“Now’s not a good time!” she says.
  30. “I love you!” you call after her.
  31. >“I know, but now’s just not a good time!”
  32. >Well, shit.
  33.  
  34. >Day looking for a new marefriend #2.
  35. >You’ve found Applejack waiting around the marketplace, probably for Applebloom to get something.
  36. >You’ve been very attracted to those foal-bearing hips for a while, as well as her down-to-earth personality.
  37. >Maybe this will work out.
  38. >After staring at her from a distance for a few minutes, you pluck up your courage and walk over.
  39. >“Hiya, Anon,” she greets you.
  40. “Hello. Hey, are you busy today?”
  41. >“No, not really. Why?”
  42. “Great! Do you want to go out and maybe get some lunch together?”
  43. >“Sure . . . But I’ll have to warn you, this’ll have to be a purely, er . . . what’s the word . . . platonic lunch. I already have a special somepony. Was that your plan?”
  44. >Well, shit.
  45. “Well . . . uh . . . yes. I’m sorry.”
  46. >You scurry off.
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