>Be Floor Bored, doing what you usually do.
>That is, watching porn and masturbating furiously.
>Though your hoof is not enough today.
"Where is that damn thing?!"
>And once again, you can't find your vibrator!
>You searched all around your PC and in every drawer of your desk already.
>It's almost like somepony keeps putting it into different places every day.
>Which is a silly thought, of course. There's nopony else here in your NEET cave.
>"You're looking for this, Floor?"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
>Startled, you turn around and notice the green mare sitting on the spare mattress on the other side of the room.
>Earth pony, frazzled green mane, wearing an old sweater, holding your vibrator in her hooves. Kinda cute...
>PRIORITIES, FLOOR!
"What the fuck?! Who are you and what are you doing in my room?!?!"
>"Uhm... I'm Wallflower? Wallflower Blush?"
"..."
>"Your roommate?"
"Huh?"
>"I've been living here for 6 months!"
"Doesn't ring any bells..."
>The cute weird mare gets up with a shuddering sigh.
>"Of course not. Why should it..."
>With downcast eyes she trots over to you and gives you the vibrator.
>"Here, your vibe. Try not to be so loud, please..."
>She then goes back to the spare mattr- her bed, lies down, turns to the wall and sulks.
>You look at the vibrator in your hoof with mixed feelings.
>Mostly confusion and... guilt? Something like that.
>You know you're not the most attentive to things not happening on your computer, but...
"6 months?"
>A muffled sounds is all you get as a reply.
>Wow. This is... What? Huh... 
>But now that you think about it, wasn't the last time you had to go buy food also around 6 months ago?
>Since then, your beloved instant noodles just didn't seem to run out for some reason...
"So *you* were restocking the food this whole time?"
>She lifts her head just enough to look at you over her shoulder.
"And you did clean the room a bit, didn't you? Everywhere is way less junk than I remember..."
>She turns around a bit.
>"Somepony here had to."
"Yeah, I'm not really into the whole cleaning thing."
>Wallflower rolls her eyes.
>"I noticed."
>Progress! You walk over to her.
"And *I* noticed the new flowers in the window. Are those yours, too? They're pretty."
>A small smile.
"I actually thought the old, dead ones had regrown somehow. Maybe my freaky earth pony magic finally did something useful."
>"No. That was just some random invisble pony..."
>Damn, this is heartbreaking!
"I'm so sorry, Wallflower! I have no idea how I didn't notice all that you did here! This is so weird..."
"But you're a great roommate! Probably the best I ever had! Don't forget that, even if I do."
>You end your little speech by giving her a big hug.
>Wallflower goes completely stiff.
>Was that too much? Weren't you supposed to do that? Did your animes betray you?!
>After a short moment, though, she returns the hug.
>"Thanks, Floor."
>And that's how you noticed you've had a cute roommate for 6 months now.

>The En-

"Wait a moment..."
>You notice you're still holding the vibrator and let go of the hug as you remember what you were doing when this whole thing started.
>Wallflower questioningly looks at you.
"If you've been here the whole time, then... Did you watch me masturbate every day?!"
>She blushes and shrinks back a bit.
>"I... N-No, I..."
"And why did you even have my vibrator? Don't tell me you...
>"No! It's not like... I just..."
>You give the vibrator a short lick.
>Salty. Missing your usual tang. Instead, there's a hint of... daisies?
>You point your hoof (and the vibrator) at her.
"You did!"
>"I-I..."
>She tries to get further away from you, but unfortunately for her, there's still a wall behind her.
>Her green face is almost crimson now. You can defintiely see why there's Blush in her name. Very cute. And...
"That's kinda hot."
>"N-no, please, I'm... I... Huzzuwha...huh?"
>Wallflower's fear and embarassment are instantly replaced by confusion and, you think, a bit of hope.
>With a predatory grin, you step on the mattress and slowly inch closer to her.
"You know, Wallflower..."
>Closer and closer.
>Wow, you sure a dripping back there...
"Let's make sure I don't forget you anytime soon..."
>You turn on the vibrator.
>"W-What are you doing, Floor?"
>"Floor?!"
>"FloooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH~~~~~"

>The End