>Be Floor Bored
>This roommate situation has really crimped your sex life
>Or your lonely masturbation life
>Which is the case
>But you've gotten good at keeping quiet while getting off
>And boy did you just get off
>You sigh, relaxing the arch in your back and dropping your stiff tail
>Looking down at the now soaked towel between your legs
>Some wet had missed the towel and got on to your bedsheets
>Not enough to make your room really smell any more like you than it already does, though
>Your ears reflexively cock forward at an unfamiliar sound
>Two sounds, actually
>One is Anon breathing funny in the living room
>The other is rhythmic, like he's bouncing one of those weird legs of his, like he does when he's bored
>Or...

>EEW!
>Is Anon jerking off in the living room?
>Not like you haven't, but you did stop shortly after he moved in 
>But if he's out there right now does that mean
>He was jerking off to YOU?
>And why does the idea leave you with the same mix of disgust and arousal as half the stuff you look at on ponynet?
>There is a way to know for sure
>You moan softly, but louder than you been letting yourself recently
>The pace of the rhythm intensifies, and Anon's breathing gets more irregular
>It's like a game
>Let's see what this does
"Hmmmmmmmmmm!" you you sigh in as satisfied a manner as you can
>Which isn't all that hard because you just came
>And now it sounds like Anon is doing the same
>GROSS!

>But at least he'll clean up any mess he makes
>And this is a first for you
>YOU made somepony cum
>All those times you'd tried to work up the courage to camwhore online
>But you knew only pedos would be interested in a blank flank
>And you sure as fuck didn't look like a filly anymore, so even that wouldn't work
>Is it any less creepy that your creepy roommate just beat himself off in front of your door to the sound of you masturbating?
>That is creepy and gross
>But kind of arousing, too
>This could become a fun game you and Anon could play together
>And he wouldn't even know you were playing it


>Be Anon
>Well you've done it
>You're a total hypocrite
>You made Floor stop masturbating in the living room
>And now you are the one doing it
>Worse, you're being voyeuristic about it
>But what are you gonna do?
>She's constantly masturbating
>The sounds of her getting off are not just hot
>It's become part of the soundtrack to your pathetic life
>It's kind of... endearing?
>Almost like having a girl, um, marefriend
>In a super creepy way, you think as you look down at your dick in one hand and a tissue full of cum in the other
>At least you were quiet about it, unlike somepony
>There's no way she heard you over what she was doing
>You walk to the bathroom
>You really need to get out more


>Be creeper Anon
>Who hasn't been caught yet 
>And it is your living room
>You have every right to be here
>Is it your fault your roommate loudly masturbates on the other side of a door a mere ten feet from you?
>No
>The only thing creepy about this is that your dick is out
>Which is still pretty creepy
>But what are you going to do?
>She's going at it again, and it's impossible to ignore
>A knock on the door, the front door startles you
>You jam your dick back into your pants, zip your fly and try to look normal
>As normal as you're gonna look answering the door with a hard on
>You walk over to the door, adjust your dick to look as inconspicuous as possible, and open the door
>You see the rear of a delivery pony walking away from you
>And a small box on the doorstep, addressed to Ms Floor Bored
>You pick it up and carry it inside
>May as well rattle her cage a little
"Hey Floor! A package just came for you!", you shout through the closed door
>The commotion on the other side quiets, and she says, "Put it on the table - I'll be out in a minute."
>Guess that's the end of the show for now


>Be Floor Bored
>He's still doing it
>Not like every day
>But at least a couple times a week you hear him
>It's disgusting, and voyeurism
>It's a lack of respect for you and your privacy
>And it's also a little flattering
>He's getting off to YOU
>THat means he thinks you're sexy
>You're sure nopony has ever thought tHAT about you
>You've caught him stealing glances at you when he thought you didn't see
>Maybe Anon's got a crush on you?
>Maybe that's too much to hope for
>But you know he finds you sexy
>That's a feeling you've never felt - being sexy
>Not horny - that's you all day every day - but sexy!
>Like those camwhore ponies that get paid bitbits to put on private shows for stallions
>You've watched videos, wondering what it would feel like to be desired like that
>To have a stallion so hot for you he's jerking it to you masturbating in front of a camera
>You almost have that now
>And the feeling is disconcerting, but even more arousing
>Like discovering a superpower you didn't know you had
>And you'd like to take it to the next level

>You have a camera on your computer, even though you've never used it
>Anon has a computer in his room
>You just have to figure out how to put on a show like those mares in the videos
>Which probably means butt stuff - stallions are always trying to get the mare to do butt stuff
>You're not putting Mr Quivers up there, that's for sure
>But if he had a little brother you'd be willing to give that a shot

>Be Anon, back in your room
>You hear Floor's door open, her walk to the table, then head straight back into her room
>Probably her big outing for the day
>Not like you're doing more than dicking around on your computer
>Hey, look, a message from Floor
>"Want to video chat?", it reads, with a devil emoji followed by a heart
>wtf
>There's a link that takes you to a private room
>What is she doing?
>The screen fills with the image of Floor, adjusting the camera so she's center screen
"Hi Floor," you say. "What's up?"
>She blushes a little, then remembers to look straight into the camera
>"You've been a bad little colt. I know what you've been doing in the living room. I can hear you from my room, you filthy voyeur"
>Shit.
>Floor is a terrible actress, even by porn standards
>And obviously you're a terrible creeper
>But you like where this is going

>She looks into the camera and says, "Since you fap to me anyway I figured I'd give you some better material."
>Hit record
>She reaches across the bed and grabs a very small pink dildo
>"Wanna see me do butt stuff?," she asks
"Sure I do," you respond, trying to sound cool, like this happens to you every day
>Not sure if you succeeded
>But now she's pouring lube around the tip of the dildo
>And bringing it toward her ponut
>And in the tip goes
>From the look on her face you're guessing she's doing this more for you than her
>Your dick decides he's fine with that, maybe makes it even hotter
>Time to take him out for some air


>You're Floor Bored
>On your bed, on your back, probing your ass with a dildo in front of a camera
>It feels weird, like taking a shit the wrong way
>And no sense of relief, either
>But looking up at your screen you can tell Anon seems to like it
>Holy shit! He just took his dick out and started rubbing it!
>So THAT'S what it looks like - rounder at the tip than a stallion's
>Now we're getting somewhere!
>Maybe it's time for Mr Quivers in the other hoof?
>You reach for him, turn him on and press him up to your clit
>That gets a wink
>And it totally changes the feeling of the dildo sliding in and out of your ass
>Feels good now, much less weird
>But you can't tear your eyes away from what you see on your monitor
>Anon's hand moving up and down over his cock, eyes looking straight at you
"You like what you see, Anon?"
>"Yes," he responds in between heavier breathing
"Are you gonna cum for me?"
>You can't believe you just said that to another living being
>You also can't believe you're watching Anon about to bust a nut over you

>You pound your ass a little harder with the small dildo
>Actually feels good now
>That and Mr Quivers buzzing against your winking clit
>Just keep this up until you see the part YOU want to see
>You let loose a little moan, and you see Anon speeding his strokes in response
>This is awesome
"You gonna show me how you... Fuck!"
>He's showing you
>God there's a lot of it
>Wonder what that would feel like being pumped into you?
>And there you go, pulling the dildo out of your ass as you squirt across your bed
>Keep Mr Quivers right there until you stop shaking
>It's almost too much, but Anon's eyes are glued to the screen
>And it looks like his hand is glued to his dick
>Ha ha
"Show's over," you say, reaching over to your computer and signing off.


>Be Anon
>wtf just happened?
>Beyond making a mess all over yourself
>Your NEETpone roommate just totally camwhored for you
>And you both got off
>This is a great development
>You head into th bathroom to clean yourself off
>Floor remains in her room, obviously not having the same idea
>After toweling off your junk and washing your hands you walk over to her door and knock
"Floor?," you say, opening the door
>"EEP!," she responds, "Don't just walk into my room, Anon!"
"Sorry," you say, backing away. "Ummm, that was... um... fun."
>"Yeah," she replies, "Maybe we'll do it again sometime

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