>Be me.
>It's my first day at school!
>Joy.
>Y'know I can tolerate being turned into a filly. But why did she have to send me to school.
>I mean, I don't have a diploma.
>But still!
>I know grown up stuff!
>"Class?"
>Oh boy here we go.
>"We have a new classmate today."
>Let me guess me?
>"How about everyone say hi to green hornet."
>Right, cover name.
>At least it wasn't something like green leaf.
>or Nonney.
>Yeah Nonney. Not suspicious at all.
>Everyone turns to see me.
>Dead silence.
>Dead.
>Silence.
>I thought she said this was school not a concentration camp.
>Welp, better break the silence.
"H-hi."
>Gotta play my role and it will be fine.
>A mix of hellos and hi's come from everyone else.
>except for the pink one.
>She just smiles.
>Very menacingly.
>Creepy.
>"Er... ...all right green hornet tell us a little bit about yourself."
>Crap didn't think of a back story.
>Uhm... ...uh...
"I'm uh green."
>Everyone laughs.
>I have to admit that was pretty stupid.
"I uh have a interest in aliens."
>There that ought to do it.
>I've caught thier attention now.
>"And why is that?"
>I turn to see a little brown colt.
"Well, I just think it would be cool to meet an alien."
>The pink one scoffs.
>"There's no proff of aliens." she says.
"Well, yeah, but the universe is very big."
>If it's one thing I learned: it's to give your power level to them in chunks.
>"Er, yeah well I knew that."
>Sure you did honey buns.
>Sure you fuckin did.
>.
>It's recess.
>Thankfully trying to keep your cover passes the time quickly.
>I sit down at a table with another filly.
>She looked down and lonely.
"Hi."
>no answer.
"Um, how are you doing today?"
>"Okay."
>Well it's a start.
"You look down, what's wrong."
>"Oh nothing."
>She has a baseball cap on her lap.
>It has my name written on the front of it.
>Anon.
>Oh boy.
"Oh c'mon you can tell me."
>she looks away.
>"I don't want to say."
"Listen,"
>I take a deep breath.
"If you miss him,"
>She looks at me.
"I can understand that."
>she's gonna cry.
>And so there I was.
>Her orange body pressed up against me.
>Bawling her little eyes out.
>It was a cute but also sad scene.
>In the corner of my eye I see her.
>That little pink filly.
>Walkin' straight towards me.
>Smilin' like the devil.
>I point my hoof at her and mouth.
"Give 'er a minuet."
>She staggers.
>She looks surprised that someone gave her orders.
>But she doesn't stop.
>"Aw, is little filly crying?"
>I look at the orange filly.
>She's too sad and too tired to care.
>And she's still pressing up against me.
>"And YOU."
>I turn to her.
>"My dad's the most powerfull pony in ponyville so you be-"
>Oh I see she's the bully of this school.
>And I know just how to deal with her.
>Step 1: break confidence.
"Oh really? What's his name?"
>She gives me a surprised look.
>Drama queen much?
>"Er... ...I can't tell you that."
"Why not?"
>"W-well i-it's on a need to know basis."
"Ok... ...but I need to know."
>She stumbles.
>I see her little grey lackey supporting her throughout the conversation.
>"J-just watch it o-ok."
"Sure, will do."
>Step 1: Break confidence.
>complete.
>They leave.
>The little orange filly decides to get off me.
>Finally I can enjoy my-
>"Class, recess is over!"
>dammit.
>So close.
>Oh well maybe later.
>We all go inside.
>. 
>Alright now to continue my plan.
>Thankfully I put my secret plan in my-
>-bag.
>Damn, must of left it in my desk.
>no matter I already know the next step of the plan.
>Step 2: break the herd.
>I see that little pink pony.
>Named diamond tiara.
>Surrounded by friends.
>Thankfully it isn't long before her and her lacky, silver spoon, break away from the group.
>Now all I need to do is shadow them.
>If it's one thing skyrim taught me.
>It's how to be sneaky.
>Staying a safe distance away I tail each of them to thier respective houses.
>Looking through my binoculars I eye out Sliver's house.
>Lemme see large house, lots of rooms.
>her bedroom window is located right by a tree.
>A very large tree.
>noice.
>"Watcha doin'?"
>I jump.
"Ah shit!"
>"Hey!"
>I turn around.
>It's just little league.
"Oh, it's just you."
>"Well yeah it's just me, anyways what are you doing."
"Eyeing out 'er house."
>"Why."
"No reason."
>"And why are you using Anon's binoculars?"
"I... ...uh..."
>damn she's got me there.
"I don't believe these are his."
>"Yeah they are, see."
>She points to the underside of the binoculars.
>I just had to write my name there didn't I.
>Dammit me.
"Er... ...princess twilight said I could borrow them."
>"C'mon come clean you're a thief arn't you?"
>Way off but lets roll with it.
"Fine, yes you caught me-"
>"Can you do something for me?"
>really?
"No."
>"Fine then I'll go tell the au- the autho- the authe- the police."
"Alright fine what do you want?"
>"She has my ball."
>League points to silver's house.
"That's it?"
>"It's signed by blue jay."
"Oh, oh. I see. So you want me to take it back."
>"Yep."
>I sigh.
"Fine."
>"Yippee."
>She almost brakes into a little dance.
"On one, no two conditions."
>she stops.
>"And what are those?"
"A: you have to promise not to tell the police or anyone."
>"ok."
"And B: I need a distraction."
>"Uhm,"
>she sighs.
>"ok."
"Good now you see that window."
>I point to the window of silvers house.
>A priceless looking urn sits behind it.
>"Yeah."
"Hit that with your baseball."
>"What!?"
"C'mon you want that ball or not."
>she looks at me.
>then the window.
>"Alright."
"Good, now wait for my-"
>CRASH
>Ohp looks like it's time to move.
>goddammit league.
>moving as fast as I can I move over to the tree.
>Perfect they all took the bait.
>Climbing the tree I sneak inside her room.
>Alright got room in by bag lets do this.
>Like a thief I steal every valuble item I can find.
>I check her dresser.
>There's league's ball.
>...right next to a very shiny dildo.
>ew...
>Climbing down it seems the police took the bait to.
>Poor league she's probbably getting shit on.
>Alright time to leave.
>I bump right into a guard.
>he was watching the whole thing.
>Remember you're skyrim thief training.
>If you're caught...
>...RUN LIKE THE FUCKIN MARCH HARE!
>Before he could handcuff me I bolt off.
>Alright quick thinking time.
>My heart races.
>I need somewhere to hide my stolen shit.
>The everfree seems like the best place.
>Running for my dear little life, I bolt into the everfree.
>Good no ones following me I can take... ...a breather...
>Slowing down I come to a full stop.
>Alright now where to find.
>Moving through the bush I come across a cave.
>Perfect.
>Taking out my flashlight... ...and strugling to turn it on... ...I check inside the cave.
>Nothing.
>Good.
>opening my backpack I empty out everything I stole.
>Jewlry, glasses, her dad's watch.
>And the dildo.
>saving that for later...
>Everything except the ball.
>Feelling good about my deposite I move back towards town.
>Slipping through the crowds I notice nobody is any the wiser.
>Thank god.
>Rushing home I see twilight...
>...Waiting for me.
>Aw crap, she knows dosn't she.
>Stepping up to her I'm first to break the silence.
"H-h-hi."
>"Why are you so late?"
"I-I was playing with little league."
>"Oh that's good." she says coming in for a hug. "You're making friends."
>Is this for realz?
>Does noone know what went on?
>Holy shit I am a master thief!
>"Oh, I almost forgot! I got a letter from Celestia, she wants to meet you tommorrow."
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>.
>Anon HQ.
>"#45! Subject has gotten away with stealing all her shit!"
>Chears and whoops echo through the room.
>"Alright how is he- her- it- dealing with the bullies #225!"
>"They have lost confidence!"
>more chearing is heard.
>A different voice echos though the room.
>"Alright we have decided that it is time to make this filly a true master thief."
>Silence.
>"Begin download of subjects master thief protocal."
>"So, any further reports from the fillies? There haven't been many reports back, have there?"
>"W-well, so far the experiment hasn't exactly done very well..."
>"How? What's happening?"
>"Well, currently, there's two Anons that are struggling with a sort of identity crisis. Another one went full blown filly and has very little time left..."
>"Sweet Sacajawea. Any GOOD reports, aside from the stealing shit?"
>The Anon shuffles a few files.
>"Well, this Anon here managed to trick Twilight into BELIEVING he was a filly... right after dropkicking her."
>"Oh fuck, really?"
>"Yeah, we got a picture, too! Check 'em!"
>Anon drops a single picture on the table.
>In it, Twilight's face is frozen and smashed, black with a heavy boot imprint.
>"Fucking glorious."
>Nods.
>"Meanwhile, some other Anon has just finished waking up from a hangover with Twilight. No reports after."
>"Understandable."
>"And the last one just finished landing Pinkie Pie."
>"FUCKING NICE."
>Anon-five
>You sit up.
>HOLY-
>and fall off the side of the bed.
>ow.
>Holy shit!
>What was that?
>You had a dream of a room of- 
>yous.
>A-and they were commenting your 'progress' and- and-.
>Wait.
>You've been pacing around for a good solid minuet.
>on your hind legs.
>Looking in the mirror you see well yourself.
>standing on your hind legs...
>...you look almost anthro.
>yuck.
>getting back on all fours.
>better go see what twilight's up to.
>Passing by her room was more horrifying than you thought.
>You could hear her and spike moan with a solid thumping in the background.
>Dammit spike why does twilight get your D and not mine!
>Oh right, filly.
>Walking into the kitchen your starving.
>You didn't eat anything but breakfast yesterday.
>Now your like a starved cow.
>ugh.
>Better just get a bowl of sugar bombs and be on my way.
>Fireworks literally go off in your head as you take the first spoonful.
>Yeah, maybe not.
>Looking at the calender you notice it's saturday.
>You feel so happy you burst into a four legged jig.
>Holy shit what was in those.
>Better just make waffles.
>Opening the freezer with your mouth you take out the packet of waffles.
>Plopping two of them in the microwave...
>Yes they actually have that apparantly.
>...You set it up and watch as they go round and round.
>You always enjoyed watching them.
>You feel yourself being pulled by the flank.
>Please don't let it be horny twilight, please don't let it be horny-
>You turn around.
>Oh thank god.
>"Silly filly." she says. "Staring into the microwave can hurt your eyes."
"Oh c'mon twilight. It's me Anon! You know me!"
>"Yes you're the one who stole from silver's house."
>Oh shit she was playing me.
"Oh, yeah but I just took league's ball."
>"Yes league told me everything."
>That little cunt!
>"That's so nice of you!"
>She hugs me again.
>Oh thank god.
>BING
"Um, twilight waffles."
>"Hm, oh right sorry."
>It didn't turn so bad after all.
>this just makes the waffles so much sweeter.
>Thankfully the meeting passed quickly.
>She hadn't heard of my little 'job'.
>After that I was free to go.
>Looking at the signature on league's ball I decided-
>"Hey Hornet."
"Holy shit!"
>She looks confused.
"We really need to get you some sort of bell."
>"Sorry I just-"
>sigh
"It's okay. Here you go."
>I hand here the ball.
>"Oh thank you."
>She hugs me.
>Hard.
"League. Crushing. Lungs."
>She lets go.
>"Oh sorry."
>Holy crap that hurt.
>Anyways.
"So... ...you wanna do somethin'?"
>"Well-"
>"Sup, losers."
>oh god dammit.
>I turn around.
>Diamod's right there.
>Literally in my face.
>"Guess what I got."
>A restraining order?
>She plays with a golden chain around her neck.
>"My daddy got me this."
>whoop de do what else is new.
"Yes and?"
>She staggers.
>Strangly silver isn't there to back her up.
>"Well now I'm the only one who is rich enough to be beautiful."
"Wait, only one?"
>"Why yes ever since silver lost her stuff I've dismissed her as worthless."
>ouch.
>I feel bad for her.
>"Now buck off."
>She leaves.
"Well anyways what did you want to-"
"League?"
>She's run off.
>sigh
>She should have a lot more confidence for a baseball crackshot.
>I feel so horrible now.
>poor silver.
>literally poor silver.
>I should help her.
>It's not her fault.
>after retriving some of the 'valuables' from my cache I went straight do diamonds house.
>I knock on the door.
>her mom answers.
"Hi is silver home?"
>"Yes she's in her room."
>oh boy this is gonna be sad isn't it.
>Walking up to her room I hear her crying and wailing.
>Goddammit why am I helping her.
>I slowly knock on the door.
>She stops crying.
>"H-hello?"
"I-"
>goddammit why is this so hard.
"It's me, hornet."
>"What do you want?"
"I came here... ...I came here to talk to you."
>She's opens the door.
>Her eyes are bloodshot.
"I- I have some things of yours."
>I hand her some of the jewlry I had taken.
"Just... ...just don't say I gave you them."
>Aw shit here we go.
>She wraps me in a big bear hug.
>What?
>"Thank you!"
>I've never seen her this happy.
>Holy shit.
>This might just help with my plan.
>"Where did you find these!"
"Uhm... ...er..."
>Damn.
>I don't know what to say here.
>I mean, I could blame it on DT.
>Yeah let's do that.
"Diamond Tiara asked me to do it."
>Her face goes red.
>oh god.
>"What!?"
>drama incoming.
>She hugs me harder to the point of crushing me.
>She starts crying again.
"Ow..."
>"Oh sorry."
>She releases my body.
>I collapse in pain.
"Thank you..."
>"Now listen."
"I'm all ears."
>"Tomorrow DT and her family are going out."
"For what?"
>"Hell if I know."
>I'm already starting to like her.
"Lemme guess you want me to steal all her shit."
>"Bingo."
"Alright, but on one condition."
>conditions the best way to get something out of someone.
>"Yes!"
>she is way too eager.
"You have too say your sorry to Little league."
>"deal!"
>We shake hooves on it.
>Step 2: breaking the herd.
>complete.
>.
>Sunday one o'clock.
>I've assembled my own little thieves guild.
>just like skyrim.
>We set it up in the little cave in the everfree.
>I said to SS that the leftover treasure was my share of the loot.
>So I gave it to her.
>After all it is hers.
>"School has left the building."
"Roger that."
>"We have you covered."
>It's just the three of us.
>Two lookouts.
>And the one thief.
>me.
>Opening the lock was a sinch.
>Strangly it feels like I was taught overnight.
>weird.
"Alright I'm in."
>"Ok we got you."
>thank god for walkie talkies.
>.
>"So what do we do now?"
"I dunno league."
>We all stared at the loot.
>braclets, necklaces, tiaras, choclate.
>What? Choclate is loot.
"I haven't thought that far."
>"We could sell it."
"Honestly Silver who do we know wants to buy stolen items."
>"I dunno."
>"Me neither."
"Right I think we should just leave it here."
>"For how long?"
"Until, we know someone who can buy it."
>"Well how do we find someone?"
>"Do we just ask?"
"I guess."
>We just sat in silence staring at each other.
>The start of the thieves guild.
>Anon HQ.
>"Gentlemen! The guild is sucsessfully created!"
>Cheers, whoops, and clapping echo loudly in the room.
>"Alright, master thief protocol has sucsessfully been implemented."
>Clapping erupt across the room.
>"Alright, now who ordered hot lunch?"
>.
>I awoke with a cold sweat.
>I had that dream again.
>Sitting up I think to myself.
>Was- was that...
>I suddenly feel pain in my head.
>Ow.
>What happend last night.
>An empty bottle of cider hits my hind leg.
>Oh no we did-
>Ugh.
>I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
>"BLARGH!"
>I walk briskly towards the sound.
>Sounds like league is way ahead of me.
>"I told you not to drink that."
"Well good morning to you to."
>She smiles.
>We were all sleeping over in our 'guild'.
>Of course we told our parents we'd be sleeping over.
>But lets not get into details.
>Basicly they won't know where we are.
>All this thinking is making my head hurt.
"Ugh, why, why is everything so-"
>THUMP.
>...
>....
>.....
>"Hornet?"
"Y-yeah?"
>Silver's right over me.
>"Are you okay!"
"Yeah I guess. What happened?"
>"You passed out."
"That would explain a lot."
>"Ugh,"
>She walks slightly away.
>"I told you guys not to drink that!"
>I sit up.
"You don't have to tell me twice."
>Finally my senses are coming back.
>The smell of burnt firewood is upon us.
"Must have been wild last night."
>"Ho, you bet yeah."
>"League had some strong stuff."
"Ah, same as me I suppose."
>"Well."
>Oh boy.
>"You had the REALLY strong stuff."
"I see."
>I put a hoof over my head.
"So where's league?"
>"She's fully recovered, and gone to get some pain killers."
"Pain killers? Where'd she get the money?"
>"From that purse you stole."
"Right."
>Ohp here we go again.
>I clench my head.
"Ow..."
>Even slightly moving hurts.
>"Just stay still. Good thing I took those medical classes."
"Yep."
>I manage a weak smile despite my headache.
>"Hey, silver I got what you wanted."
>Please don't be grape flavoured.
>I don't want that taste in my mouth.
>Thank god it wasn't grape flavoured.
>Still tasted horrible, mind you, but it helped with the headache.
>Now we were going around town.
>Hoping to find someone to sell our 'goods' to.
>We decided it's best we split up.
>What it's not like it's skooby-doo.
>I spot a antiquit store.
>Well, looks more like a thrift shop but whatever.
>Entering the store I was quickly greeted by the store pony.
>"Hi and welcome to our little store. How can I help you?"
"Hi I was wondering if you would take interest buying used items."
>"Sure! Go right ahead."
"Oh, you don't mind if thier... ...'borrowed'?"
>She stares me down.
>I manage a weak smile.
>"I have to ask my manager."
"Okay so I'll come back later?"
>"Sure."
>I go outside.
>Damn so close.
>Picking up a newspaper off to the side I sit down and look at the front cover.
>'Break in at ponyville'
>Yep that seems about right.
>Reading through the paper it seems noone knows it was us.
>The picture shows diamond's front door with the symbol carves into it.
>A mere circle inside of a diamond.
>What? We needed something simple for our guild logo.
>.
"So any luck?"
>"nope."
>"nah."
"Oh."
>I lay down beside them.
"Darn."
>We all stare at the sky.
>"How's your head doing?"
"Pretty good."
>"Hm."
>Silence.
"Well I found a shop that might, MIGHT, take our stuff."
>"Oh really?"
"Yeah it's that thrift shop near the market."
>Grunts of approval come from the other two fillies.
"You wanna sleep in the guild tonight."
>"Sure but we need to ask our parents again."
>"And no more drinking that stuff."
"Fine."
>"Can I sleep at your guild too?"
>I open my eyes.
>It's button.
"Well, do you want to join our guild?"
>Multiple yes' are heard behind us.
>I sit up.
>Four or five fillies/colts are behind us.
"League?"
>"Yeah?"
"How many people did you tell?"
>"Oh just four or five. Why?"
>I turn to them.
"Meet me at the edge of the everfree after you have your parents permission."
>Thankfully the joining the guild is easy.
>You steal stuff.
>You put it here.
>And you don't tell anybody.
>Pretty simple.
>Of course nobody thought we were ACTUALLY thieves.
>They thought it was just pretend.
>Pretty big shock amiright?
>So there we were.
>All sitting 'round the bonfire.
>Tellin' stories, makin' jokes.
>Planning our next job.
>Life is good.
>.
>"The guild is a hit!"
>Small cheers brake out in the room.
>"This is boring."
>"Well maybe some people should talk more."
>"We don't have a lot holding us up."
>"Oh you just wait thier still sleepin'."
>.
>BHAAAAAAAAAAAHM.
"Holy shit! I'm up! I'm up!"
>I look up to see league giggling.
>Just strugling to hold her air horn still.
>"C'mon sleepy head it's time for school."
>Looking around everyone's getting ready.
>Thankfully I already packed my stuff the night before.
>Including the plans.
>Walking to school was a lot more interesting.
>Well, compared to last time.
>This time I got my own little street gang.
>It's great to have a lot of friends around.
>Close friends.
>But the party soon comes to a stop as all our parents cut us off.
>Aw shit.
>Of course we have our slew of excuses.
>Most of which don't add up.
>And they have all decided on an equal punishment.
>A grounding for one week.
>Also twitle decides that if I should go out 'auntie' pinkie has to come with me.
>Goddammit.
>It's times like these that you remember you're full grown man traped in a filly's body.
>Sigh.
>"Hey hornet!"
>FUUUUUUUUUU-
"Hi Pinkie."
>Were walking to school.
>Together.
>Joy.
>"Are you okay from here?"
"Yes."
>"You sure?"
>Holy shit what are you retarded.
"Yeah."
>"Okey dokey lokey! Seeya!"
>.
>Finally recess.
>I can get together wi-
>"Heya!"
>Holy shit pinkie.
>"Watcha doin'?"
>Why do I need to tell you, you retarded pink horse.
"N-nothin'."
>"Ok you go have fun now!"
>She's leaving thank god.
>I sit down with the rest of my buddies.
>I carefully look around.
>Pinkie's watching me from the bushes.
>Acting all cheeky
>god dammit pinkie you know I see you.
>"So what's the plan for today?"
"I dunno."
>Everyone's confused.
>"But you said you have one."
"Well we need to get rid of 'her' first."
>I motion them to pinkie.
>"Why is she..."
"Twilight sent her to watch me while I'm grounded."
>A simutanious "Ah..." comes from thier mouths.
>"So do you have a plan for that?"
"Oh, you betcha. It's in he-"
>I pull out a little machine from my bag.
>She's bugged me.
"Hey league."
>"Yeah?"
"You still got that airhorn?"
>She nods.
>I give the machine to her.
>She puts the end of the horn over it and blasts.
>Looking behind me pinkie's flopping around like a fish.
>That's watchya get son.
"Right now that we got rid of her..."
>.
>Me league and silver are all outside the everfree.
>"So, where's this club house of yours."
>oh yeah and pinkie.
>"You pinkie promised to show me it."
"Sure right this way."
>I lead her through the everfree.
>Soon league splits off.
>Then silver.
>Soon we come to a clearing.
>I sit down.
>"Hey where is everyone?"
>She looks all around the clearing.
"Well you see pinkie..."
>She snaps to attention.
"...I kinda broke the Pinkie promise..."
>please don't be mad.
>"What do you mean?"
"...Well... ...I'm leading you in the wrong direction... ...that's why were the only ones here..."
>please don't be mad.
>"Well why don't you go in the right direction silly!?"
"Because I won't."
>Her smile fades.
>Oh shit nigga.
"A-and you can't make me!"
>I close my eyes hard.
>Please don't be mad. Please don't be mad. Please don't be-
>I open my eyes.
>OH SHIT SHE IS MAD!
>She turns around.
>OH CRAP TIME TO GO!
>I try to leave but she bucks me into next week.
>Right in the flank too.
>Landing face first into a tree.
>"WHERE IS IT!"
>If my ass wasn't so sore I'd be shitting myself.
>"WELL!"
"It's down the well first door on your left!"
>I'm literally crying out of sheer fear of her.
>She pats me on the head.
>"Good filly!"
>She leaves me alone.
>League you brilliant bastard.
>Holy crap.
>What happened?
>I think I just met the devil herself.
>It's amazing because I didn't shit my-
>Oh.
>Never mind delayed reaction.
>.
>Half an hour later.
>"Holy crap are you okay?"
>It's silver.
"Y-yeah I guess."
>"League said she killed you."
"Well she would 'ave if I didn't tell her."
>"You threw her off the sent right?"
"Yes."
>"Well that's good. C'mon lets go."
>.
>"So she bucked you right in the flank?"
"Yep."
>"That musta hurt."
"No really?"
>We all laugh.
>"So you said you had something planned."
"Oh! Right!"
>I fish through my backpack.
>Diamond's dad had all these layouts of properties.
"So, what do ponies love the most?"
>"Video games?"
"Close but no."
>I take out a roll of paper.
"Cider."
>Spreading it out everyone knows it's the apple family farm.
"Now for those who can make it I want you to meet me here."
>.
>CREAK
>SLAM
>I walk into the cellar.
"Jackpot."
>"What's down there?"
"The motherload."
>And there stood it all.
>Apple cider, Apple pies, Apple fritters, Apple preserves.
>This is heaven.
>And were taking it.
"Tell 'im to bring it over."
>With a whistle from League Button brings the cart over.
"League, silver, button. Let's make history."
>In no time at all we empty the cellar.
>Everything's loaded and ready to go.
>Suddenly I hear the front door open.
>"Whos out der!"
>ah crap.
>Slapping button's ass I send him running towards the everfree.
>Wait I just... ...slapped... ...button's
>"Where are you going!?" Silver calls out.
"I just need to rap up, I'll see you there!"
>God I'm a stupid mother fucker.
>Crouching down I watch as the apple family chases after the cart.
>Alright time to get to work.
>Taking out my pocket knife I start carving the guild logo into the cellar door.
>AH!
>Frickin' cut myself.
>Now where'd that knife go.
>A red hoof hands me it.
>I finish.
>Perfect.
"Thanks!" I say to the stranger.
>"Eeeyup!"
>Wait...
>I turn around.
>There's big mac.
>And he looks pissed.
"H-hi..."
>He backhoofs the living shit out of me.
>Ow.
>I'm bleeding from the nose.
>Ow.
>And falling down a hill.
>Ow.
>This sucks.
>Ow.
>How long is this hill!?
>Ow.
>I think were coming to the end of it.
>THWAK
>Right into a tree.
>Hm...
>...I expected more... ...no wait here it comes...
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>I don't want to play this game any more mommy.
>"Git back 'ere!"
>SHIT GOTTA GO!
>I bolt off away from Applejack's voice.
>C'mon I just gotta make it out of here.
>Wait what's that sound.
>Applejack's rope catches my hind leg.
>She's pulling me back!
>no no no nO NO NO NO!
>Grabbing onto a tree a I hang tight trying to losen her grip.
>Ow! Crap stop pulling AJ!
>At this rate my-
>SNAP!
>Was that my leg?
>No wait that was the tree.
>...
>shit.
>Welp it looks like the tree's comin' for a ride too!
>Letting go of the tree I try pushing off the noose.
>Actually that was a lot easier.
>God I'm stupid.
>Ducking behind a tree I wait for them to pass.
>Oh and they pass alright.
>"'e went dis way!"
>I hear the clopping of hooves pass over me.
>Phew.
>.
>I make it back to our guild.
>League is the first one to hug me.
>Before it turns into a dog pile.
>League is crying her little eyes out.
>"Ohmygosh I thought I lost you!"
"League. Lungs. Again."
>"Oh right sorry."
>They all get off me.
>"What happened?"
>.
>"I don't think were gonna do any more of that till later."
"Yeah, this is gonna be the second time we make the paper."
>"Heh, remind me to bring it tomorrow."
"Will do g'night!"
>"goodnight!"
>Well it's five in the mornin' but who cares.
>"H-hey."
>I turn around.
>There's Button.
>"So... ...do you wanna explain why you slapped my..."
"Er... ...sorry just reflex."
>"Oh... ...ok..."
>A dreaded silence fills the room.
>Both our faces are bright red.
>"We could, y'know 'do it'."
"What?"
>"Y'know..."
"Uhm..."
>Why am I so turned on by this!?
>What am I gay?
>Well actually...
>...It's not really gay. Right?
>I sit down next to him.
"I dunno Button... ...I just..."
>Wheres silver when you need her.
>"Were the only ones here."
>Godammit he's right.
>It's just me and him.
>Me and him.
"Well... ...just... ...Mmf!"
>Before I could say any more Button locked his lips in mine.
>A few moments of silent kissing pass.
>He releases me.
>Holy shit that felt awsome!
>Our faces have gone into a deep red.
>It feels like my face is on fire.
>"So what about now?"
>He starts crawling ontop of me pinning my hips to the cave floor.
>I feel my flanks being pushed into the cold stone.
>looking down I can see his erection nearing the gates.
>If I was a colt I'd be popping a boner right now.
"O-ok."
>I can't tell if I'm playing a role or a role playing me.
>I lay down on the cold floor.
>Looking up I see Button overtop of me.
>We lock lips.
>I feel his Stallion hood teasing my entrance.
>We stop kissing.
>"You ready?"
>Looking down I see his penis more clearly.
>He has a condom on.
>Wait.
"You've been planning this from the start you cheeky bugger!"
>We give each other lusty grins.
>I look down once more and nod to him.
>He slowly moves into the gates.
>I put my arms around him as he puts the head inside.
>We lock into another kiss.
>He starts bobbing his pelvis up and down.
>Slowly but surely.
>He then puts half his length inside.
>I release soft moans and whines as he picks up the pace.
>Soon I manage his whole length.
>His stallionhood in my marehood.
>I can feel his weight ontop of mine.
>He's now bobbing his hips as fast as he can.
>I merely let out longer moans and hold onto him tighter.
>Were both reaching climax.
>He's bobbing his hips extremely fast as the rubber grinds along my pussy.
>With one final push we both cum around the same time.
>My juices making a mess of my crotch.
>It feels great.
>"Hey Hornet?"
"Yeah?"
>"I can't pull out."
"What?"
>"I'm stuck."
>...
>uh oh.
>I'm both scared and confused.
"What do you mean your stuck!?"
>"I mean you trapped my dick."
"Oh."
>Crap this is bad.
>If I don't get back home soon Twi will-
"Ow ow oW OW OW!"
>He's trying to force it out.
"Stop it! That's not gonna- OW!"
>"Oh sorry."
>sigh.
>I put my forehead against his.
"What am I gonna do with you Button?"
>"I dunno."
>We both laugh.
>That gives me an idea.
"Well, button if you can't pull out then..."
>I climb onto him hanging underside like a sloth.
>His dick providing some traction.
>Like a lifeline.
"...You're just gonna have to carry me home."
>He blushes.
>"Alright."
>I let out a small giggle.
>I feel relaxed.
>Suddenly my flank hits the floor with a good thunk.
"Ow."
>"Hey I'm no longer stuck."
>We both softly laugh.
"I really enjoyed this time with you."
>He smiles.
>"Same."
>.
>"The ship has lost virginity men! I repeat! The ship has lost virginity!"
>A large amount of cheers, whoops and claps echo loudly through the room.
>"OK so for everyone who jacked off hit the showers."
>The majority of the room empties.
>"Sir! Sir!"
>"What is it?"
>"We have just found out that some of the fillies can see us in thier dreams!"
>"Well thank god they didn't see us earlier, right?"
>.
>I wake up...
>...in my own room.
>Wait, I thought I fell asleep at the guild.
>Wait so that didn't happen at all!
>FUCK!
>...
>Well, at least the bed is comfy.
>Maybe Twi made me breakfast.
>Usually it's the other way around but still.
>I walk past her room.
>It's empty.
>IT'S HAPPENING!
>I briskly walk down the stairs to see twilight...
>...and a white stallion.
>Uncle?
>"Oh hi Hornet! Say hi to your uncle shiny!"
>I walk up to Uncle Shiny.
"H-hi."
>"Oh hello Hornet. Twilight told me all about you and Button."
>Wait me and Button?
>Oh shit please be as retarded as Twilight.
>"Why yes he carried you home last night. You were sound asleep."
>Oh thank god it did happen.
>"Say Hornet. Pinkie believes you to be in... ...a cult... ...a brotherhood so to speak."
>Goddammit Pinkie.
>Why do you always bother me even when your not around.
>"Well? Do you have an answer?"
"Oh uh sorry can you repeat the question?"
>"Just let the kid go Shining."
>Thanks Twi.
>"She's late for school anyways."
>Wait...
>I turn around and look at the clock.
>It's half past eleven.
>Shit! She'll have my head for this!
>Grabbing my stuff I jump down the stairs and bolt to school.
>.
>Great...
>I can't spend time with my guild cause I was late.
>Now I have detention.
>Guess I asked for it.
>Shut the fuck up brain you stupid cunt.
>I'll be able to see them after school.
>Plus we just need to lay low for a while.
>Yeah, that doesn't seem so bad...
>"Oh! Mr. Armour! Hm? Oh she is right this way."
>oh come the fuck on.
>He pulls up a chair.
>"So... ...Hornet..."
>So... ...faggot ass... ...blue balls got you?
>"What can you tell me about this?"
>He hands me a newspaper.
>'Cellar ransacked!'
>Yeah that seems like a good title.
"Uhm, nothin' sir I-"
>"I know your not telling the truth."
>Uh oh.
"W-what?"
>"I said tell THE TRUTH!"
>He slams a hoof into my desk.
>I just stare at him.
>Maybe he'll know what he's doing.
>"C'mon... ...you know this sign..."
"N-no I don't si-"
>"WHAT DID I SAY!"
>My hearts racing.
>Holy crap.
"D-don't-"
>"Don't what!?"
"D-don't h-hurt me please..."
>It's kinda hard to be brave as a filly.
>"Oh I won't hurt you..."
>Oh boy conditions, the irony.
>"...Unless you tell me the truth."
"B-but I am I don't know anything!"
>C'mon just take the lie and leave.
>"Well do you know anybody who does?"
>No point in ratting anyone out.
"No."
>"Okay and remember. I'm watching you."
>He leaves.
>Oh thank god.
>I thought it would never end.
>.
>"Hey Hornet are you okay?"
>I stay silent.
>Button sits down next to me.
>"Hey." he shakes me a little. "Are you okay?"
"Hm? Oh yeah."
>He wraps me in an embrace.
>"C'mon tell me what's up."
"My uncle... ...he itterigated me."
>"Shit."
>yep shit.
>We sit in silence.
>Man, getting yelled at by Pinkie and Shiny.
>This is just not my week.
>"Say, Hornet?"
"Yeah?"
>"What do you want to do today?"
>I shrug.
"I dunno."
>"Well, if you have nothing planned, then maybe..."
>"Hide and seek!"
>We really need to put some sort of bell on this filly.
"Sure league."
>.
>The dinner table sure is quiet.
>Just me, Twi, and Uncle Shiny.
>All eating our spaggetti in silence.
>"So hornet how was school today?"
"Well apart from detention, pretty good."
>"Sorry I didn't wake you up earlier."
"No it's fine mom, we just lost track of time."
>An empty silence continues.
>"So did anything happen at school today."
>I look at Shinning.
>He glares at me and shakes his head.
"No."
>"Hm. So how are you're friends."
"Good. Good."
>"Did you see them at all today?"
"Yeah, we played hide and seek, tag, that sort of thing."
>"Good it's great to see you're getting along."
>She rubs my head.
>Another awkward silence fills the room.
>.
>Laying in bed I think about whats happend so far.
>The hiests, the friends, the pain,
>The sex.
>I hear a knock on my door.
"Who is it?"
>"It's me your uncle."
"You can come in, the doors unlocked."
>He enters.
>"Hey."
"Hi."
>I sit up.
>he sits on the edge of the bed.
>"I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened today."
>Oh shit the feels...
"No it's alright, you did what you needed to do."
>...thier killing me...
>I hug his arm.
>He brushes my mane.
>"I'm glad you understand."
>...please stop...
>"I love you."
>...gonna cry...
"I love you too uncle."
>I begin to cry against his arm.
>...Goddammit.
>I squeze his arm tight.
>I don't wanna let go.
>Sadly I don't have a choice.
>He slowly lays me down and tucks me in.
>He gives me a kiss on the head.
>"Good night my little thief."
"Goodnight."
>He leaves.
>God...
>...being a filly is-
>Wait did he just say thief!?
>Oh shit I think he knows!
>Or maybe he doesn't.
>I don't know.
>I sit up.
>I need something to clear my head.
>Looking to the right I see a glass of water.
>There we go.
>Reaching for it I stop myself.
>Wait he could have drugged it.
>Shit what am I suppose to do?
>I lay in bed.
>He's probably bugged the room too.
>God dammit why am I so paranoid.
>It's not like they'll arrest a filly.
>Then again...
>...better just sleep on it.
>But how can I sleep when I'm in danger.
>Think dammit think.
>Sitting up I take a swig of water... ...wait...
>OH CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE I-
>Wait nothings happening.
>I take another swig.
>GOD DAMMIT WHY DID I DO THAT!
>Still nothing.
>Am I just paranoid?
>Maybe I'm stressed.
>Looking under the covers I see my marehood.
>Opening the drawer I see silver's shiny dildo.
>Should I?
>Sigh.
>I close the drawer.
>No I'm a good filly, I'm a good filly, a good filly.
>A good...
>My head is getting heavy.
>...filly.
>Same with my eyes.
>A...
>.
>I yawn.
>Sunlight catches my eyes.
>Blinking multiple times my eyes adjust to the brightness.
>It's sunrise.
>Looking out I see the sun just popping it's head over the town.
>Getting out of bed I stop when I see my mirror.
>My hair's a mess.
>I smell myself.
>And I smell like shit.
>Sigh.
>I need a shower.
>Walking outside my room I see the castle is dead silent.
>I can hear my own footsteps and breathing.
>I slowly open the bathroom door.
>I climb into the tub.
>The controls for the shower are too high dammit.
>Looks like I'm having a bath.
>.
>Ah... ...this is the life.
>I release a sigh of relief as a sink into the tub.
>The water cleaning and tickling my pussy.
>Man, this feels awsome.
>Soaking my hair I feel very relaxed.
>The hot water massaging my filly body.
>Cleaning my green coat.
>Ah...
>Looking around me I make sure noone's there.
>Then pass gas in the tub.
>Little bubbles appear before me.
>What? Noone else is here.
>Suddenly I smell something other than steam.
>Pancakes!
>After emptying the tub and quickly drying myself off I bolt out of the bathroom for pancakes.
>I notice Twi's room is shut.
>Must be uncle...
>...Shiny.
>Walking downstairs I enter the kitchen.
>"Oh hi hornet."
>It's uncle shiny alright.
>Making a huge stack of pancakes.
"Pancakes!"
>I stand on my hind legs using the counter for support.
>I have a better view of the delicous, golden, tasty...
>I'm drooling all over myself.
>Uncle shiny chuckles.
>"Heh, heh, I see you like pancakes."
>I can't help but smile.
"I love pancakes!"
>"Oh really?"
"I like 'em this much."
>I stretch my front hooves as far as I can.
>Holy crap that was childish of me.
>Sometimes you forget you're actually a grown man.
>Still pancakes are pancakes.
>.
>It's recess.
>I look into my lunch box.
>More pancakes.
>I look around.
>No pinkie...
>...No shiny.
>Good.
>Moving over to my buddies I ask them what's new.
"The royal guard have blocked off the everfree."
>Damn.
"I'll see if I can find a new cache."
>"Pinkie has started digging trough the well."
>Holy crap she is just as retarded as Twi.
"She'll be off the scent for a longer time than I thought."
>"That thrift shop has started taking in our 'goods'."
"Good. Good. Just keep low I'll figure out what to do next."
>.
"I don't know what to do next."
>"But you usually do."
"Well League I don't I'm sorry."
>We're all looking over the map of ponyville.
>Thankfully Button's mom isn't using her basement.
>We'll just use it as a base of operations/cache for now.
>"Well maybe it's for the best."
"Silver's right we need to lay low until this whole thing blows over."
>"What do you mean thing?"
>I turn to button.
"My uncle is here to put a stop to our thieves guild."
>"So what do we do?"
"Honestly I don't know."
>I look down at the map.
>"I think you need a break."
>I look up at silver.
>"You've done a lot let us take care of it."
"Yeah I think you're right, sure."
>I let out a deep sigh.
>What am I gonna do with myself?
>I lay in my bed.
>Staring at the ceiling.
>Tock.
>What the-
>Tock.
>Go away birds.
>Tock.
>It's five in the morning.
>I get out of bed.
>Tock.
>I fling open the window.
"Bugger o-"
>TWACK.
>I get a pebble to the face.
"Ow..."
>Button climbs through the window.
>"Oh, oh my gosh I'm so sorry!"
"...It-It's alright."
>He feels my head.
>"Good, it didn't leave a mark."
"Listen, button were not Mmf!"
>Oh god not again.
>He's brung me into another kiss.
>Dammit.
>I hang onto him.
>I release him.
>We put our foreheads together.
>"Twi said I could stay over."
"Than why did you not use the stairs?"
>"Because I thought it'd be more romantic."
>We laugh.
"Silly filly."
>We pause.
>One ontop another.
>I let out a deep sigh of relief.
"Seriously though let's not 'do it'."
>"Who said I came here for that?"
>He locks me into another kiss.
>...
"C'mon let's get to bed."
>.
>WHAM
>What the...
>I hear footsteps.
>I look at button.
>He's still sleeping.
"Button."
>He stirs.
>"Y-yeah."
>I whisper to him.
"Someone else is here."
>his eyes widen.
>The foorsteps come closer.
>He motions and we move into the closet.
>We hear them enter the room.
>I can't help but hold button close.
>I peek out.
>It's applejack.
>I can tell why she's her.
>She moves near the closet.
>I'm probably quessing the shit our of button.
>I hold my breath.
"She's not here!"
>She leaves.
>I let go of button.
>We're both silent.
>There's more commotion downstairs.
>We carefully move out of the closet.
>Using button's rope we escape before we run to button's house.
>I yawn.
>Stretching out I remember I'm in button's house.
>His mom let me stay for the rest of the night.
>Hopping off the couch I see button's already awake.
>After breakfast we head to school.
>.
>It's recess.
>I decided it's best to stick around my friends after the break-in.
>"Hornet?"
>I turn to see Uncle Shiny.
>Oh boy...
"H-hi uncle."
>He brings me into a hug.
>"I thought I lost you, where were you last night?"
>I explain to him what happend during the break-in.
>Meanwhile I followed him.
>"Well, I glad you're ok."
>I follow him around the back.
"Yeah. Thankfully button was there when it happend."
>This is starting to get a little shady.
>"There's someone I wanted you to meet."
>Oh god...
>Suddenly the apple family shows up.
>Fuck me...
>"I belive you've already met them."
>OK TIME TO GO!
>I try to run away but Uncle shiny is holding me back.
>He's lifting me off the ground.
>Oh for fuck sakes.
>I try to cry for help but Shining is hold my muzzle shut.
>Soon he puts me in front of applejack who ties me up.
>"Hey!"
>right behind is my guild.
>Finally someone noticed.
>Shining and the apple family bolt of.
>Taking me with them.
>My mane and back scrape against the ground, dust in my eyes as they run to the apple farm.
>They stop.
>I think my back is bleeding.
>I begin trying to wiggle away.
>Before applejack kicks me into unconsciousness.
>.
>I wake finding myself tied to a chair.
>I begin trying to wiggle out before I hear a familiar voice.
>"Ah we're finally awake."
>A sudden light comes on.
>I squint as to see who she is.
>Oh fuck me it's diamond.
"What do you want?"
>"Oh you know REVENGE."
>Better just play dumb.
"What?"
>"Don't play dumb with me!"
>She slaps me.
>"I know you're part of the thieves guild now tell me everything."
"I don't know what your talking about."
>"Oh that'll change trust me."
>She's holding a hot iron.
>She smiles at me menacingly.
"W-what are you doing with that?"
>She's coming closer.
"Daimond?"
>My eyes widen as Diamond burns two vertical lines into my stomach.
>My screams fall on deff ears as with two more strokes she creates a tic-tac-toe board on my stomach with my belly button in the centre.
>Tears race down my eyes as I plead.
"Please, don't I..."
>"X."
"What?"
>I scream once more as she burns an 'X' into the bottom-right square.
>"O."
>She burns an 'O' into the bottom centre square.
"P-please stop."
>"X."
>The psycho burns it into the centre left square.
>My mouth is too sore to scream as she continues.
>"O."
>I continue crying as she puts it into the centre top square.
>"X."
>I start pissing myself from the pain as she writes it in the centre right square.
>Then I see what shes leading to.
>Her smile widens as she sees the fear on my face.
>She leans in close and whispers in my ear...
>"O."
>...Before plunging the hot iron into my belly button.
>I scream, cry, and piss from the pain before I slump in my chair soaked from my fluids.
>"So does that refresh your memory."
>I stay silent.
>She holds my head up.
>"Well!?"
"Y-yes."
>"Spit it out."
>Gotta stay strong.
"I-I don't kn-know a-anything."
>"Why you little-"
>She raises her hand to slap me before it is held in the air by silver.
>League and Button are behind her as well as three others.
>Daimond's mouth is held shut as the League and Button rescue me.
>The others are clearing out valubles.
>Thier all wearing black suits.
>I taught them well.
>Button leaves hauling me on his back.
>I quickly pass out not wanting anymore parts in this.
>I let out a small moan.
>I open my eyes.
>I'm in the hospital.
>I try to sit up but it hurts to move.
>Looking under the covers I see bandages covering where daimond burned me.
>I hear the door open and shut.
>It's button.
>"Glad to see your awake."
>I smile.
"Yeah, so did the doctor say anything?"
>"Well he said it will take a couple weeks to recover."
>I nod.
>Well at least I get a break wether I like it or not.
>"Oh and..."
>There's a long pause.
>Oh fuck I'm pregnant aren't I.
>"...He says that you'll have problems digesting during and after recovery."
"Oh that's not so bad, did he say how long?"
>"No, but he did say it's not for life."
"Ok. Oh and thanks for saving me."
>"It's what you would've done."
>I simply smile.
>I'm just gonna assume the others will be fine without me.
>But now I need to rest.
>.
>"She's still alive!"
>Whoops and cheers echo through the room.
>"Good, any new reports?"
>"Well we have another subject who is utilizing the survival gear we gave him."
>"Alright keep track of that."
>"Will do."
>"Any more?"
>Dead silence.
>"I-It's just the two sir."
>'sir' is rapping his finger on the table.
>"Sir?"
>'Sir' back hands the... ...you so hard he goes flying.
>"See if we can get the others online now!"
>.
>I wake.
>Th-there's another me?
>I-I don't know what to say.
>I've gotten used to these dreams but-
>That is totally new to me.
>I mean it's awesome that thiers someone as cool as me but...
>...Why haven't I met him yet?
>This brings up so many unanswered questions that...
>...I'm at a loss for words.
>Sunlight crosses my eyes.
>Looking out the window I see yet another beautiful sunrise.
>Meh, the other me can wait.
>I need rest.
>Lots of rest.
>My butt itches.