>Be Anon >A clock on your dingy bedrooms wall indicates the clock to be 9:30 >Plenty of nighttime to plan and execute your little excursion >You could hide a lot of things in your mane but you didn't want to get caught with all these fireworks and carrying a bunch explosives in your hair seems like a bad idea >Plus you really don't want to go through another day of kindergarten “Fuck that” >You don't know what that word means but hearing you say it feels right somehow >Maybe in time you'll start to remember stuff >Anyway back to planning >You had to be a stealthy filly >But hooves aren't quiet >You rip apart the bedsheet and fasten some improvised socks >Better than nothing >Probably >Now what to do with all these fireworks? >A distraction of some kind maybe? >Although that roman candle could be used as some sort of weapon >And could cause a few fires and accidentally burn down the orphanage >Meh, it was worth the risk >There were also the smoke bombs to consider >They probably don't cause enough smoke to vanish in but a half a dozen of them at once ought to smoke out a room >No idea what you could really use the bottle rockets for but whatever >Okay then, inventory taken what were you going to actually do? >Sneak into Strict's office and find something incriminating, and if you don't find anything you snoop through her quarters for it >If you don't find anything... >There has to be something, don't worry about it >It was late enough >Lets do it >You secure your saddlebags full of low grade explosives and make sure your socks are secure before leaving >That done you sneak out of your room to the staircase, moonlight shining brightly through the huge open window at the top of the stairs >You go down the stairs as quietly as possible >Which was pretty darn quiet all things considered >The socks really seem to work >Stop thinking about socks and FOCUS >Right >As you get to the first floor landing you hear hoofsteps coming! >You hide as behind a part of the staircase just in time to see a mare with a lantern in her mouth slowly walk by >That was close >At least they weren't being subtle about patrolling the hallways >Sticking to one of the walls you head in the direction of Strict's office >Making sure to peak before taking a corner and ducking into a classroom or closet whenever you hear somepony approach >It was actually getting kind of repetitive really >It's a good thing nopony seemed to lock any doors here >You finally manage to get to Stricts office >Well more specifically her secretaries office but it was right through it so whatever >As you enter the secretarial office you are greeted by some soft snoring >It seems like her secretary has fallen asleep at her desk >Her head lying on a stack of papers >It was pretty cute >You'd take a picture if you had a camera or something >Best not to try and wake her >You creep past the sleeping pony towards Strict's office door >It's locked >Of fucking course >The one locked door in the entire building >Maybe there was a key nearby? >The secretary probably had a key to her bosses office >That makes sense right? >Making sure to not make any noise you look through every drawer and filing cabinet you can reach >You found nothing but a bunch of paperwork and one little plastic baggie of what appears to be table salt in the back of one of the filing cabets >Shit >Hey you remembered another swear word! >Small victory, but it gave you hope you'd remember everything eventually >There was nowhere else to look other than the sleeping pony's desk >At this point theres really not that much to lose >You look through her desk as best as you could >You couldn't quite get them all the drawers because the sleepy pone is in the way >Just as you were starting to give up your search here you see that up close the pony has a keyring on her neck with a couple of keys on it >One of those had to be the one! >How to get them without waking her though? >The keyring was just made of string so you could really only cut it off or pull her head through it >Well you did have that wicked sharp letter opener >It was practically a dagger >Come to think about it was more like a dagger pretending to be a letter opener really >You very carefully get up on the desk, nearly slipping on some papers in the process >After just barely catching yourself you calmly grab the keys, being sure not to tug on the string around her neck >Taking a sitting position you take out the silver letter opener and holding it in your other hoof you attempt to cut the string >Critical success! >Happy with your victory you put the keys in your mouth and jump off the desk >Your landing makes a not-so-quiet 'Whoomp!' and you hear the mare jump awake >”Whattzat?” >Thinking quickly you hide on the other side of her desk >”Huh mustv'e imagined it” She finishes her sentence with a yawn >You hear her get off of her chair >”How late did I stay this time?” >A short pause >”11pm!” Buck I need to go home!” >Sounds of a pony making a quick exit and a door slam indicate you are now alone >Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg >What did that mean? >Ugh >You look at your prize >4 keys and a piece of string >Amazing >Without further ado you try each key until you open the door >It's the 4th key >Always >With a satisfying 'click' you open the door and begin your search >Huh, you'd think a pony named 'Strict Rules' would be more neat >And frankly her office was a mess >Sure it didn't look dirty, but all the paperwork was just sort of haphazardly shoved in drawers everywhere >Whatever, you start looking through some paperwork for something interesting >It's mostly adoption paperwork from what you can make out >After looking through boring paperwork for what feels like an hour you decide to take a break >Also it would be fun to trash her office bit since you had the chance >Starting with those expensive looking vases holding wilted flowers by the window >You push over a chair and climb up to the windowsill >With no small amount of satisfaction you knock over all three vases onto the floor >They all break with a satisfying crash >Petty revenge, but breaking things is always quite therapeutic >As you look at the mess you made you see something strange among the wilted lilies and broken ceramic >It looks like a giant gem of some kind >Huh, weird >Well it had to be something important if she had hidden it >Avoiding the broken vase shards you pick up the gem and go to Strict's desk to take a closer look at it >I looks like a giant piece of costume jewelry, there's no way a warden could have a diamond this large just lying around >It seems to take on a faint glow as you study it closer >Then the world seems to fall away >Be Anon still >But not Anon also >It was weird >You couldn't fell your body at all >Did that stupid gem thing kill you or something? >You can still see though >Though you couldn't look around or anything >You see a familiar small bathroom >Wait this was your bathroom! >The fuck? >What the hell was going one >Before you can begin to panic a filly walks into the bathroom >A green filly with a black mane >That was you! >This raises further questions >You see yourself hop onto the toilet and start examining herself in the mirror >Which is exactly where you're seeing her from >It was like you were looking directly in your own eyes >Kinda surreal >Wait you remember this! >This is the time when you- >Oh no >You watch yourself get more and more depressed before finally exclaiming “Fuck!” >Your voice really was cute >Then you start presenting your filly bits to yourself >Yep, that was a vagina all right >Yours to be precise >Fortunately the horror had dimmed a bit for you >Still uncomfortable as shit to witness this again though >Then you see yourself move a hoof and accidentally punch herself in the snatch >Yeah that really fricking hurt >You'd wince if you still had a body to control >Then you see yourself fall off the toilet >That hurt too >As you hear yourself moan pathetically in pain your senses start to fade a bit >Be Anon >You could feel your body again >You were lying face-first on Strict's desk >”Enjoy the show?” >You jump at the voice >Oh shit Strict is right in front of you! >”When I felt my ward warn me of somepony snooping around I wasn't really expecting for it to be you” “What the hell is that gem? Why does it have me on it?!” >That gem was perfect as a evidence, you had to get it back somehow >”Oh this recording gem? I was recording it for a client of mine, but the little show you put on was too good to just use once so I'm trying to get a spell to copy it” >You did not want to become a filly pornstar, especially with that as your premiere video “I'm guessing your not just going to give that back and let me on my merry way? >”You guess correctly my dear, were you going to give it to Summer? Funnily enough I was going to do the same thing” >She makes a faked panicked voice “Oh officer it's horrible, my own employees doing something so profane under my watch! Ha! That ought to get her off my tail!” >Well that's not good >”Now as for you, I have something special just for you” >Out of nowhere music starts to play >”You see my dear, when you're under my care and under my roof you must comply” >She's singing >What is this I don't even >”I even have some toys for you to try” >She leaves her office, dragging you with her with her magic >”I'm sure after breaking you in a bit you'll even get to enjoy it too, maybe even as much as I do!” >Strict does not have a voice for singing, and why is she singing so loudly about this? >”I used to be such a straightforward mare you know, but the years haven't been kind and my love of children certainly hasn't grown” >Ignoring her awful singing explaining her life story and how she plans to sodomize you later you weigh your options >You still had your saddlebags loaded with goodies >And that letter opener >You could just barely move as she was floating you along >She also seemed to be pretty distracted with her whole singing and dancing number >”Now when I was your age my daddy taught me this little trick that always put me into a sort of fit, but what once caused pain now brings pleasure that I'll be sure to show you at my leisure” >Yeah no >You prepared some bottle rockets, hopefully that would distract her well enough for her to drop you >You just had to wait for the right moment >”Now I'm a mare of action I'll have you know, but every once and a while I like to take it slow” >She starts trotting up the stairs with you still close behind in >“And once everypony here suspects Summer instead of me my joy will only grow” >You've reached the top floor with the large window overlooking the playground >She leans out the window to dramatically finish her song >”And everypony will have to respect the mistress because I'll be-” “A fucker!!” >You had lit a bottle rocket and aimed it at her head >She looks at you just in time for the rocket to hit directly in the horn >The music abruptly stops and she drops you as she lets out a wail of pain >You run up to her as she makes to rub her horn and shank her with the letter opener where you assume a ponys heart is >”Augh” >Must've hit something important cause she didn't seem able to talk anymore >Only one thing to do really >You pull out the letter opener and push her out the window >She was already halfway there anyway >You just gave her a little nudge >You watch her fall >It's not graceful and she lands like a sack of really bloody potatoes >Well that's revenge if you've ever seen it “Dumbass” >You hear some giggling behind you >Surprised you quickly turn around >A white filly continues giggling into her hoof as you gape at her >She just saw you kill Strict! >”That was awesome!” “Uh.... thanks?” >”I couldn't have asked for a more perfect revenge” >Still flabbergasted by the fillies reaction, you retort with your usual amount of eloquence “Huh?” >”You haven't noticed? Well I can't really blame you, take a closer look at me” >To confused to do anything else, you comply >She's a white earth pony about your age >She's also transparent “You're a-!” >”Ghost? Yup! Pretty cool huh?” >An actually goddamn ghost! “I didn't even think ghosts existed” >”Normally there aren't, unless of course you're holding the weapon somepony was murdered with” “You mean-?” >”Yeah... a couple of years ago Strict murdered me with that same letter opener you're still holding “Doesn't that mean Strict is in there now too?” >The ghost floats over to the window and looks down at Strict's cooling body >”Nah, I think it's the fall that killed her” “So Strict's spirit is now in the pavement?” >Ghost filly shrugs >”I dunno, maybe? Look what's important now is that you avenged me and I owe you one before I can finally pass on. And I don't want to rush you but I've been here for far to long” >Huh, a ghost owes you a favor “Could you get me my memories back? Some assholes got rid of my memories” >”Uh, I could try? Let me take a look in you mind real quick” >She jumps into you before you can react >You feel a strange numbness overcome you “Huh, they didn't really get rid of your memories. They just suppressed them really deep, I think I can get you to remember them much faster. But not all at once” >You had talked in her voice, she had possessed you! >Oh fuck! “Hey don't freak out on me now I just wanna help! I'll be done in a moment” >You force yourself to calm down a bit >You also feel a pressure relieve itself in your mind that you didn't notice was there >The filly jumps out of you and looks back at you >”That should do it, you'll remember everything after a bit” “Warn a guy next time!” >”There won't be a next time, I'm all set to move on now. You're welcome by the way” “Oh, uh. Thanks” >She smiles sadly at you, then sits down and looks at the ground forlornly >”I didn't want to die, I had so much I wanted to do you know. I wanted to be a singer as long as I can remember. I'll never have the chance now” “What was your name?” >”My name was Graceful Melody” “It's a nice name” >It was a pretty silly name really but all pony names sound kinda dumb to you anyway >”Thanks” >Without another word she disappears in a small burst of light “Well that was weird, I think I've had enough weirdness for today. I'm going to bed now” >And go to bed you do