"Finally" you say as you take a seat at the foot of your bed
>You gaze up at the noose you've prepared for a few minutes
>You're life has been all downhill since you've lost your job and gf left you shortly after
>Unpaid bills began stacking up on your doorstep and depression has been settling in
>You knew there were better ways to handle this, but you wanted to believe there was a better life beyond all of this
>You drag the nearest chair, and lift yourself up.
>After taking one last look at your surroundings, you stick your head through, tie it tight and kick the chair letting sleep finally take you.
>...
>...
>...
"Errugh"
>Your vision is hazy as everything slowly comes into focus
>Grass? Trees? 
>You found that you were at the edge of a forest
>The ground is warm and soft as you lay there blissfully on your back with the hot sun beating down on you
>You go to stretch your arms-
"The hell?"
>What you thought were your arms were two green, furry stumps
>You quickly roll over to find that your legs were replaced by two identical green stumps
>Panic begins settling in as you back up into a tree
"Shit, what the actual fuck."
>You were all green with a jet black tail and hair you can see over your shoulders
>None of this made sense, then again neither was killing yourself in the first place
>You snap out of your daze and look off across the ocean of tall grass
>You were given a second chance
>You've been walking for what seems like forever
>The afternoon sun is dehydrating you faster than you thought and your tiny legs did not get you very far.
"Fuck, I'm done"
>You toppled over on your side out of breath
>That voice though, it was way higher pitched than your normal one.
>You look at your crotch once again to confirm that you really did lose your twig n' berries in this life
>Yep, nothing
>As you lay there, you begin hearing two voices moving towards you.
>You jump back on your feet...no...hooves now and take cover behind a nearby bush.
>Peering through a small gap you see a purple pony with a darker shaded mane holding up a piece of paper.
>The second one had a yellow coat with a bright pink mane who was scanning the area
>Were they lost?
>"Fluttershy, you search the left half of the valley and see if you find anything"
>The yellow one nods and begins walking in your general direction
>Shit nigger, wat do?
>You quickly move into bush you were hiding behind.
>The yellow horse, or Fluttershy, as the purple one called her, stopped for a moment before reaching into her backpack
>As she was doing this a group of woodland critters huddled around her
>She smiled warmly and dropped a bunch of food 
>"I hope we find what the Cutie Map sent us here for before it gets dark."
>Seeing all that food is reminding you that you haven't eaten in forever and is making your stomach rumble
>Oh shit, I think she heard that because she's now looking directly where I'm hiding.
>You recoil and shade your eyes from the sun as she pull back some of the branches.
>"Eeeep! Who are you?"
"Uhh-uh-uh"
>You stutter out as your eyes shift and right.
"I'm Anon..." you mumble
>"W-what are you doing out here?"
>She picks you up by your front hooves and sets you down in the open again
"I-I don't know. I was just here all of the sudden"
>"Stay right here, I'll go get my friend."
>She gives you a smile and trots off
>You felt a little better now and safer too
>It was going to get dark soon and you're not sure how you'd survive the night anyway.
>"A filly? Out in the middle of nowhere? That's unheard of."
>You hear Fluttershy talking with her friend, the purple pony as they get closer.
>Both of them stop a few feet away from you
>"Hi, my name is Twilight. How did you get all the way out here, and do your parents know you're here?" she says in a concerned tone.
>Shit what the hell do I say? It's not like I can say 'I killed myself and somehow ended here'
"I got lost wandering in the forest."
>Shit, that doesn't sound very convincing
>"You got lost in the White Tail Woods?  We're miles away from the nearest town."
>She begins eyeing you suspiciously
>"...but it is getting late and the forest is no place for a filly at night.  Where do you live?"
"Uhh east?" you say thinking of a random compass direction
>"You live in Ponyville?"
>You nod
>"I've never seen you around before."
>Suddenly you feel something slide down your nose
>You move a hoof to wipe away the liquid only to find that it's blood
>Oh shit
>Your vision begins going fuzzy again and you start falling to one side
>...
>...
>...
>Darkness
>You feel weightless as you float through the void
>For once you truly felt at peace
>You look down and out of nowhere the sky and ground below you begins materializing
>As the last bit of blackness fades, you drop like a rock falling towards the valley below
>You shield your face as you get closer expecting it to somehow mitigate the incoming pain
>You begin stirring and immediately jolt forward
>You are greeted by the waking world once again except this time you're in a bed
>A really comfy bed you might add
>You always enjoyed sleeping because it was the one time you felt safe
>Things are different now
>You look down to see- yep you're still a horse or rather a filly
>How did you get here again?
>You can't completely remember the events of yesterday aside from fainting
>By the looks of your room, you assume you're in a castle or palace
>Everything is so pristine and priceless and...made of crystal?
>You jump out of your bed and walk over to the window with some difficulty
>Everywhere you looked, there were colorful equines in a small rustic village
>The sun began rising over the hills and you rub your eyes to make sure you're seeing shit clearly
>You take your hooves off the window sill and walk over to the door
>You still can't get over the fact that you're a filly now after being human just two days ago
>Wait, "hu-man"?
>Why does that term seem foreign to you?
>Actually, you don't seem to remember much from before two days ago other than that you've been living in the forest for the past seven years...
>No, certainly there's more to it
>You try remembering hard to see if anything comes back
>All you remember is seeing a rope tied in a loop hung from a ceiling
>You're nose begins bleeding and you feel your memory getting cloudy again
>What the hell is going on?
>You place your hoof under your nose to stop the bleeding before exiting the room
>You carefully look to your left and right and see that the two directions go fairly far before curving
>You begin walking left passing many doors and banners with a strange star-shaped symbol on them
>Damn, none of these doors are marked
>Where the hell is the bathroom?
>You decide to stop and open one of the doors only to discover that it is a broom closet
>The next...another bedroom
>And...a storage pantry
>The blood from your nose is starting to flow over your hoof
>Fuck this
>You find the nearest tapestry hanging on the wall, a picture of two horses, one white the other dark blue, and wipe the remaining blood from your nose and hoof
>Shit, that does not look good
>You quickly turn in the direction you were headed and pick up the pace a bit
>A staircase comes up on your left
>Finally, a way out
>As soon as you reach the first floor, a heavenly aroma fills your nostrils
>You trail it down several other corridors until you reach a kitchen
>"Good morning, sleepy-head." said a voice just over the counter
>Looking over, you see Twilight making pancakes
>Holy shit yes
>"Why don't you go sit down, it will be another minute."
>She motioned over to the table occupied by someone else
>Is that a dragon?
>You take a seat across from him feeling a bit awkward
>"Hi, my name's Spike, nice to meet you!"
>He holds out a hand over the table
>You hesitate at first but shake it anyway to hopefully subdue the awkward tension
>Twilight walks over with a plateful of pancakes and sets them down on the table
>"Dig in!"
>Just as you were about to take push a couple on your plate, Spike takes several and immediately starts chomping away
>Rude
>You take the remaining pancakes and start eating, or at least attempt to seeing as how you don't how to use silverware with hooves
>Getting a little frustrated, you begin gnawing at it with your teeth
>Twilight joins the both of you shortly after with less pancake mix coating her face and torso
>"So, Anon, we had quite the scare yesterday."
>You stop for a moment going over yesterday's events in your head
>You really couldn't remember much aside from magically appearing in this world and apparently losing consciousness
>"We should really find your-"
"Fuck no"
>Twilight seems taken aback by your interjection
>Guess it's not polite for a filly to curse at the table
>Or rather not polite for anyone
"I mean...can I have a moment to collect moment to clean myself up before we go?"
>It's such a shame you have to leave your unfinished breakfast, but you weren't sure how else to diffuse the situation
>Fuck, you were awkward as shit back on your world and now you're awkward as shit here
>The ride never ends
>Twilight nods and points in the general direction of the washroom
>"It's down the hall over there, third door on the right."
>You speed trot over to the hall leaving a sense of discomfort behind you
>You quickly open the door and splash some water on your face
>Looking in the mirror, you get a better look at yourself
>You really were a green filly, with adorable blue eyes, and a jet black mane
"I don't belong here."
>As serene as this place seems, you can't explain how you got here or how you have no family
>You really didn't deserve this especially after committing the ultimate sin
>Looking to your right, you notice an open window
>Good thing you're on the first floor
>You slowly raise the window to reduce as much noise as possible, and slip out of the castle
>Okay, you're in the clear now you just got to lay low for a while as you proceed into light forest behind the castle
>You look up at the beating sun and begin to pant shortly after entering the woods
>God damn it must be the middle of summer or something
>You stop by a pool of water and begin drinking from it
>So this is your life now?

>You awaken to some rustling in nearby bushes
>It is still the middle of the night and your fire-pit has nearly gone out leaving only the moonlight to illuminate the area
>Several hours have passed since you decided to forfeit telling the truth to live in the woods
>You managed to find a small, dirt clearing somewhat deep in the forest and made a fire as it got dark fast
>It's been quite a while since you've last eaten and you're becoming noticeably fatigued because of it
>What is any of this even?
>No one would have ever expected this shit to happen
>And of all the people in the world, why were you given a second chance?
>You hop to your hooves expecting something to jump out of the bushes
>...
>But nothing happened