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>You are Anon
>You were just waking up after a long night of partying (AKA browsing 4chan and masturbating to that sweet candy vag)
>Sitting up, up, you begin to get out of be-
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>You fall out of your bed, landing on the hard wood floor. You look at yourself.
>You see a green coat with hooves.
>You're a pony.
>You're about to panic, but then you realize...
>You were dreaming.
>I mean, you had to be. You couldn't just wake up and *Poof*, you're a pony. That only happened in shitty greentext.
>You try to stand up, but fail.
>Damn hooves.
>You eventually figure out how to walk as a quadruped, and you awkwardly trot over to your mirror to get a better look at yourself
>You look into the mirror, and find a black-haired filly with a green coat and eyes staring back.
>You actually look kind of cute.
>You had no idea why you were a filly, considering you were a straight male.
>You just excused it as dreams being dreams.
>You began to walk away from the mirror to explore the rest of your house in your pony form (And hopefully get used to hooves), however, you were interrupted.
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>You are Anon
>You were just waking up after a long night of partying (AKA browsing 4chan and masturbating to that sweet candy vag)
>Sitting up, up, you begin to get out of be-
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>You look down at the floor, and see a green coated filly staring back at you.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
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>Be AnonFilly
>You were looking at your human self.
>What.
>Fucking dreams, man. Weird shit.
> You responded to other Anon.
"I'm you. Of course, this conversation won't matter as this is a dream, but-"
>You were interrupted mid-sentance.
"Oh, I'm dreaming. That explains it."
"Oh, no. You're not dreaming. I am." 
>You decided to just leave.
>As you were walking out the door, you were grabbed by the other Anon.
>He was grabbing you by the tail!
"Hey! That hurts you-"
>It hurt.
>You can't feel pain while dreaming.
>Okay, you weren't dreaming.
>You weren't dreaming.
>In your panic you somehow managed to escape from other Anon.
>You ran for the door.
>Somehow, you made it.
>It was closed.
>Fuck.
>You glanced around, hoping you left a window open.
>Nope.avi
>You could hear other Anon closing in.
>Why were you running from him?
>Shut up, brain! We'll think about why later. Right now all we need is how.
>He was drawing near.
>You ran for the first thing you saw.
>You hid in a nearby cabinet, making it just in time.
>You needed to escape.
>You raked your mind for any way you could escape.
>You weren't going to let that imposter get you.
>He was drawing near.
>Fuck it.
>You ran out of the cabinet, and charged at the door.
>You charged at the door, running as fast as you could.
>Other you ran after you.
>You never thought you were this dumb.
>You made a u-turn at the last second, causing the other you to hit the door with a sickening crack.
>Maybe you should feel a little bad...
>You quickly grabbed your phone out of his pocket and attempted to dial 911.
>Fucking hooves.
>Eventually you managed it, explaining the situation as best as you could without going in to details.
>Luckily for you, the door had opened slightly when he hit it.
>You glanced outside.
>People everywhere.
>You quickly withdrew into the house, deciding it may be best to find another exit.
>You eventually managed to find a window near the back of your house you had left slightly open, which you managed to open the rest of the way.
>You heard sirens.
>Fuck.
>You could hear the sound of your door opening and people rushing in.
>You jumped out the window, landing on your face.
>When you managed to make it out, you immediately ran for the nearest place you could hide.
>A nearby forest.
>Well, last time you called it a forest, one of your friends went into rant mode about how it was a wood and not a forest, but...
>It was a forest.
>You ran until you felt like you were about to pass out.
>You looked back.
>You could still see your house.
>Damn you, new legs. They were so short, every step brought you less than a foot forward.
>This was going to be harder than you thought.
>You rested for a while, then continued. This cycle continued until you eventually came across a river. Well, it was more like a creek, but- damn it. Your one friend had started to get to you.
>You lay down in a dry spot next to creek, far enough into the wood you were sure noone would find you.
>You could still see civilization, but just barely.
>Atleast your small size meant hiding was easy.
>For a while you were content with just laying there, but eventually, you started to think.
>Why the fuck did I do that?
>The things panic can make you do.
>I mean, you just felt so... Scared, for some reason.
>Not that you didn't have the right to. He was over three times as big as you.
>You looked up just in time to see the sun setting.
>Damn. Either you slept in very late, or you had spent more time walking than you thought.
>Probably a combination of both.