>Early to bed, early to rise.
>Perhaps you should've thought about this before going to bed at midnight.
>It's now 6 a.m.
>And you are freakin' tired.
>Fluttershy is leading you down the road to Ponyville.
"This sucks..." you mumble, still half asleep.
>"We need to get ready for tonight," said Fluttershy.
"The sun's not even up yet!"
>You point to the sky, the moon still hovering above the horizon.
"How little time do we actually have?"
>"You would be surprised."
"But we have all day. The train only takes a few hours, right?"
>"We're not taking the train."
"Then what are we traveling in? A freakin' balloon?"
>She doesn't respond.
>You don't press the issue.

>You're feeling pretty chilly this morning.
>She didn't even give you time to get properly dressed.
>Your still in the shorts you went to sleep with.
>Fluttershy is carrying each of your shoes in a box on her back, while you are carrying your clothes for the night over your shoulder.
>This late summer air was getting kind of chilly.
>Your legs and arms are more cold than anything.
>Fluttershy takes note of your shivering.
>How could she not?
>"Don't worry, Anonymous. Rarity's place will be nice and warm."
>God, you really hope so.
--
>All the way to Ponyville you were asking about the agenda for the day and what was happening tonight.
>Fluttershy wasn't giving you any hints or straight answers.
>You were getting slightly irritated not know what's going on.
>Ponyville was dead when you got there.
>Nopony's awake this early...
>Except maybe Applejack and her family.
>But they're farmers, and farmers are always up before the sun.
>But you are not a farmer.
>This sucks.

>Rarity probably isn't even awake right now.
>Fluttershy knocks on the boutique's door.
>Rarity calls from inside for you to enter.
>Alright, so she is awake.
>You followed Fluttershy inside.
>Rarity was desperately racing around the shop.
>You and Fluttershy decided it was probably best to let her be and just sat down until she calmed down.
>Rarity was levitating boxes upon boxes around the shop.
>You assumed they were dresses as well as masks, and whatever else Rarity had packed.
>The two of you were watching her run back and forth.
>After a while, it starts to strain on the neck.
--
>"Uh... Rarity?" asks a concerned Fluttershy.
>"No, this won't... How about... No, that simply horrid!"
>You and Fluttershy trade glances.
>You put your fingers to you lips and let out a loud, high-pitched whistle.
>Rarity stopped in her tracks and Fluttershy threw her hooves to her ears.
"Oh, whoops. My bad."
>Rarity took a quick look around, taking note of the situation.
>Her face grew red with embarassment.
>"Oh my. I'm terribly sorry you two. I got carried away."
>"That's okay, Rarity," said Fluttershy. "Is everything alright?"
>"No!" yelled Rarity.
>Yeah, she's losing it.
>"The masks... dresses... gems!"
>What?
>"It's all far from perfect! I just need to-"
>She is cut off by you putting your hand on her shoulder.
"You wanna go get breakfast?"
>You hold up the coinpurse the unicorn gave you yesterday.
"I'm buying."
>Rarity smiles and nods in approval.
>As you're all walking out she turns around and runs back inside.
>"Oh, but the mess I just made! If I can just-"
"Rarity!"
>"Oh, right. Sorry."
>You hold the door open for her as she trots out.
>She looks back at her home, unsatisfied.
--
"So where would you two like to go eat?"
>"Oh, I don't really mind, Anonymous."
>So Fluttershy is no help.
"Rarity?"
>"Uh... I don't mind either, darling."
>Damn it.
>You've been to the diner and Sugarcube Corner way too many times already.
>And that bistro, while delicious, is way too expensive.
>What they really need is-
"What the heck is that!"
>Rarity and Fluttershy follow your finger where you're pointing to a shop just opening for business for the day.
>"That?" asks Fluttershy. "That's a pet store."
>You run up to the window and press your face against it.
"B-but... They have meat hanging on the wall! MEAT!"
>"Well, yeah." said Rarity. "Those are pet treats. Not all creatures are vegetarians, darling. There are some ponies who enjoy exotic pets who are usually carnivores or the like."
>An exotic pet shop in Ponyville?
>Now there is absolutely no need for that.
>But who cares! MEAT!
--
>The two of them follow you into the store.
>Rarity spots the toys and takes off to look for something for her cat.
>Fluttershy nervously stands by the door, trying to figure out what she wants to do.
>You walk to the counter, barely able to keep your composure.
>"Well good morning, Anonymous!" said the griffin shopkeeper.
>He knows you, but you don't know him.
"Hey what's up."
>You anxiously look around at the assorted treats behind him.
"I assume you know why I'm here?"
>"I can take a guess," he smiled.
>You should probably be more concerned as to why a griffin thought a shop like this in a town like Ponyville would be a good idea, but you could care less at the moment.
>"So what'll it be?" he asked.
"Surprised me."
>"You got it."
>He grabbed a large slab of meat off a hook and wrapped it in plastic.
"Could I get a carton of eggs as well?"
>"No problem."
>You dropped the sack of bits onto the counter in front of you.
>"Wait!"
>Rarity ran up and dropped a cute little mouse toy on the counter.
>"Opal is just going to love~ this!"
>You hope so.
>You've had an unpleasant encounter with that cat before.
>Not the friendliest pet you've ever had the pleasure of meeting.
--
>Oh man, breakfast is going to kick so much ass.
>Sure Fluttershy cooks meat for breakfast all the time, but it's the fact that you now have a confirmed supplier of delicious treats as opposed to Fluttershy's mystery supplier, whom you still haven't a clue where she gets it.
>You're getting real giddy on the walk back to the boutique.
>However, Rarity will not allow you to "stink up her boutique".
>You have to settle for an old fashioned firepit.
>With Rarity's magic, you get it set up in no time at all.
>The residents is gonna be a little pissed at you for digging a hole in the middle of town, albeit Rarity's backyard, and searing the flesh of another creature in the open air.
>But who cares what they think?
>Well, you do, actually.
>But not at the moment.
>This is probably the single greatest find you have come across since you've been here.
>Hopefully that griffin's shop will still be there when you get back from Canterlot.
>You can only imagine the hatred and protests the ponies would start because of flesh being sold in plain sight.
>It's only a matter of time.

>Rarity can't understand why you would settle for pet treats for a meal.
>You task her with cooking the eggs for the 3 of you and any of the others who might come along while you're getting ready.
"Oh, one thing."
>"Yes?" asks Rarity.
"Don't let Sweetie Belle cook."
>Rarity laughed.
>"Oh trust me, that's not gonna happen."
>Very well.
>You heard how Sweetie Belle managed to burn juice and even liquify burnt toast.
>As much as you love the little filly, cooking is definitely NOT her special talent.
--
>Twilight and Applejack are the first to arrive.
>Being the earliest risers, it was only natural for them to get here first.
>Pinkie Pie arrived a little later.
>Rainbow Dash was the last to arrive, but still early enough to catch breakfast.
>Rarity was polite enough to save her some eggs, even though it was last minute.
>When Rainbow finished eating, Rarity rounded everypony up and shoved off to the spa.

>You sat on a bench in the corner, facing opposite of the girls in the room.
>"You know, Anonymous, it's alright for you to look" said Rarity. "We're not indecent. Even Spike is allowed in here with us."
>Maybe not, but they're still bathing, sitting in the sauna, and getting all sorts of other spa treatments.
>It just felt wierd.
"No thanks, I'm good."
>"It's all dandy, Anonymous! It's not like we usually wear clothes anyways," said Applejack.
>Somehow that doesn't really help.
>It just seems to make you a little more uncomfortable.
>You shift in your seat.
>"That's okay, Anonymous," assured Fluttershy.
>She walked over and sat next to you, a towel wrapped around her head.
>"If you want, I can keep you company."
>"Or he can join us!" Rarity squeeled in excitement.
>"It will be fun! Just look at Rainbow."
>Rarity pointed to Rainbow who was getting a wing massage and completely spaced out.
>The mention of her name caused her to raise her head.
>"Huh? What about me?"
>"Nothing," said Rarity.
>She turned back to you.
>"So Anonymous, what do you say?"
"Pass."
>"Aw come now, darling. Surely you must-"
>"Rarity, please," begged Twilight. "Just let him be."
>"Fine," pouted Rarity. "I'm just trying to get him to enjoy himself."
"Thanks, but I'm fine."
>"Are you sure? Surely you ca-"
"Yes."
>"Hmph. Fine then. Be like that."
"I will."
--
>The rest of the time at the spa was spent trying to make small talk with you.
>You had encouraged Fluttershy to go enjoy herself with her friends.
>Despite some protest about her being content with just sitting with you, you finally convinced her.
>Twilight and Pinkie were a little concerned with your lack of socializing, but you assured them you were fine.
>You decided to take a nap on the bench while the mares relaxed, only to be abruptly woken up by one of the spa employees trying to get your shoes off.
>Needless to say, you were up the rest of the time.

>When Twilight deemed it neccesary to leave in order to stay on schedule, you all headed back to the boutique.
>Rarity was still hasseling you about not accepting the free treatments.
>A simple shrug was all you responded to her with.
>It finally came time for everyone to actually get ready for the Gala.
>Rarity pulled your suit and the others' dresses from her closet and gave it to their respective owner.
>As they started getting dressed, you couldn't help but feel real uncomfortable.
"Uh... Yeah, I'm just gonna... you know... leave."
>"Why's that?" asked Pinkie.
"Ah you know, just one of those things."
"..... Okie dokie lokie!"
>She had no idea what you meant, but at least you got permission to leave.
>As you closed the door, you could hear Rarity audibly sigh with relief.
>She was a pony of class, and would not get dressed in front of a male, so she just stood in the corner, waiting.
>At least she had the same insecurites as you.
>Somewhat.
--
>You found your way to Rarity's bathroom.
>Deciding it was the best possible place to change, you enter.
>It was actually a really nice place.
>Probably the cleanest, well-kept bathroom you have ever seen.
>But that's not saying much.
>You hang your clothes on a hook and decide to get undressed.
>As you go to put your trousers on, you get an idea.
>Hanging your trousers back up, you hop in the shower and scrub yourself down.
>A knock on the door caught your attention.
>"Anonymous? Are you using my shower!"
>It was Rarity.
>She sounds pissed.
"Uh... yeah," you responded. "Since I didn't get cleaned at the spa, I figured now would be the best time."
>Silence.
>"O-oh. Okay then. Just checking. If you need a towel, feel free to use one."
"Cool, thanks."
>She's so generous.

>A little while later, there's another knock on the door.
>"Come on, Anonymous! Not even Rarity is this slow!"
>It was Rainbow Dash.
"Two seconds."
>One.
>Two.
>More knocking.
>"Hurry your flank up! We need to get out of here!"
>You throw the door open and step out.
>Rainbow gets a good look at your outfit, and you at hers.
>You look Down the hall to the others, waiting for you.
>Damn, they all look amazing!
--
>You look back to Rainbow.
"Heheh, I didn't know you could clean up so good."
>She punches you in the stomach.
>"Shut up. I could say the same for you, monkey."
"Ah, but a monkey can't look this sexy."
>You strike a pose, causing the mares down the hall to giggle and Rainbow to roll her eyes.
>"Yeah, yeah. Can we go?"
"After you," you motion for her to lead.
>She trots ahead and you follow.
"So," you clap your hands as you regroup with the others. "How are we getting there?"
>Fluttershy is smiling at you, Rainbow Dash is looking away, and the others are just staring at you.

>You wave your hand in front of their faces.
"Hello?"
>"Oh, heheh," Rarity rubbed the back of her head. "Sorry. So Twilight, have you acquired transportation this year?"
>Twilights ears perked up.
>"Oh! Yes! And I even perfected the spell!"
>What.
>Rainbow Dash facehooved.
>"Twilight, that didn't work last time. What makes you think-"
>"Because I perfected it, Rainbow. Trust me."
"Wait, what?"
>You raise your eyebrow in curiosity.
>"Lets go," ordered Twilight, leading the others out the door.
>Only you and Fluttershy stayed back.
>You turned to her and raised an eyebrow.
>She smiled and shrugged before trotting out with you in tow.
--
>You stepped outside and rounded the corner of the building to find a carriage in the shape of a pumpkin.
>That's wierd.
>That wasn't there a few minutes ago.
>The others are in the midst of a conversation.
"-and since mice didn't work that well last time, I figure we could try rabbits this time!"
>Twilight charged a spell at four terrified looking bunnies in front of the pumpkin carriage.
>"NO! TWILIGHT! WAIT!"
>Twilight looked towards Fluttershy just as she released her spell.
>The beam hit Fluttershy, whos body contorted and stretched upon impact.
>She grew to easily eye level with you, but her body was twisted into the form of an earth horse.

>You just pointed at Fluttershy with a horrified stare, mouth agape.
>Fluttershy neighed, looking herself over.
>"Heheh, whoops," Twilight said nervously, rubbing the back of her head.
>All the others gasped in shock.
>You finally found your voice.
"Oh mother fu-" you covered your mouth. "NO!"
>You pointed back to Fluttershy.
"NO!"
>You started pacing frantically, running your hands through your hair.
"Oh nonononono. This is bad. Real bad."

>You grab Twilight and raise her high above your head.
"Change her back!"
>"Anon, I-"
>You started shaking her.
"Change her back!"
>"Sorry Anon, transformation spells use a lot of magic. It'll be a while before I can turn her back."
>You give her a death glare.
"How long?"
>"Just a few hours, I should be able to turn her back by the time we reach Canterlot."
>You released Twilight and dropped her to the ground.

>You turn back to Fluttershy and sprint over to her, grabbing the sides of her face and looking her in the eyes, your fear obvious.
"FLUTTERSHY! ARE YOU OKAY? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
>She whinnied in response.
>Oh no!
>You're fears are coming to life.
>She can no longer speak!
>But maybe she can still think li-
>"Anon, please. I'm alright... It just feels... strange."
>You throw your arms around her neck, letting out a huge sigh of relief.
>She nuzzles back, the others seem happy at your concern.
--
>You break the embrace and turn to the others.
"So what now? How are we going to get Fluttershy into that carriage? I don't even think I can fit!"
>"Well, you could ride on my back if you want," you hear Fluttershy say from behind you.
>You stop and think.
>You remember that Spike rides on Twilight all the time.
"Are you sure that's okay? It seems kind of... offensive."
>"Oh, it's quite alright, you carry me around all the time." she says as she walks over and picks up some reigns and a bridle from the carriage.

"I really don't thi-"
>"Anon, I insist."
>You give in and decide to just go with it and fasten the reigns so you have something to hold on to.
>The others don't really say anything, but you can see Rainbow giving you a dirty look.
"Alright, let's get going I suppose."
>"But we don't have any way to go now!" Twilight said
>Rarity facehooved.
>"Well. I see that I am going to have to fix this, again."
>She trotted off to find a few stallions walking the market.
>"Oh, boys! Would you mind helping a few ladies?"
--
>So... a carriage ride, huh?
>This must be the pony's version of a limosuine.
>Unfortunately, pony power can only get you so far so fast.
>At least Fluttershy seems okay, as she has strength fitting her new form.
>At any rate, it will be a few hours before you actually arrive in Canterlot.
>Couldn't you have just taken the train and then a carriage from the train station?
>Whatever.
>So much for getting some more sleep.

>Flutteryshy trots beside the carriage.
>Eventually curiosity gets the better of you, and you ask.
"Fluttershy, I was wondering. What exactly are horses to ponies?"
>"Oh, um... They're kind of like... uh..."
>Don't hurt yourself Fluttershy.
"Hey Twilight, what are horses to ponies?"
>Rarity muttered something under her breath, but you couldn't make out the words.
>"They're like ponies' animal cousins and were used as work animals, but they went extinct a long time ago," answered Twilight.
>You're surprised.
>They used them quite the same as humans do.
"Actually, back in my world, they're very common. We use them for work too"
>"Oh my, I'd like to see a real horse one day! Are there ponies there too?" asked Fluttershy.
"No, well, yeah, but not intelligent ones. They're litterally just small horses."
>She seems surprised and seems lost in thought for a minute, before she starts giggling.
>"Suddenly, our first meeting makes a lot more sense."
>The rest of the trip is mostly just the the two of you talking and enjoying the scenery.
>Occasionally, she even flies a little to give you a good view.
>Thankfully, she still stays low.
>A part of you wanted her to go higher, and keep flying.
>The feeling of flight, although not your own, is amazing in itself.
>But a greater part of you wanted the Fluttershy you know back.
>You have to admit, this didn't turn out nearly as bad as you thought it would.
--
>After a few hours, you're almost to Canterlot.
>You can see it in the distance, and the girls are getting more and more excited.
>Fluttershy, while trying to be excited, is tired from carrying you on her back.
"Hey Twilight, how's that dispel coming along?"
>"I'm fine, Anonymous," protested Fluttershy. "I don't need to change back yet."
>You can see it in her step and hear her trying to hide her heavy breathing.
>She's tired.
"No, Fluttershy. You shouldn't wear yourself out like this."
>"Like this," giggled Rarity.
>You roll your eyes.
"So Twilight, what's the word?"
>"I believe I can change her back now. Let me just..."
>Her horn glows and a beam of magic shoots from the carriage's window and hits Fluttershy.
>She shrinks and conforms back into her original little pony self.
>Unfortunately, she is unable to hold up your weight now.
>Her shrinking beneath you so quickly made you fall to the ground, on top of her, and into the cobblestone road below.
>You roll over immediately when you realize you're crushing Fluttershy.
>You stand and pick her up, inspecting her for injury.
>"I'm okay, Anon," she says with a smile.
"Oh thank goodness," you say, giving her a tight hug.
>The carriage had stopped and the other 5 were poking their heads out of the window.
"A little warning next time," you say to Twilight, your voice carrying obvious anger and irritation.
>"Sorry," whispered Twilight, almost ducking back inside the carriage.
--
>You set Fluttershy down and brush her dress off, trying to fix her.
>You're surprised it's not stretched or torn from her growth, but Twilight's magic probably altered her dress with her.
>Or Rarity is just that good.
>You brush yourself off as well.
>At least it was cobblestone and not dirt.
>Although dirt would not have hurt as bad.
>You carry Fluttershy to the others and set her inside the carriage.

>Looking over the carriage, you now have a new problem.
>How the hell are all of you going to fit inside?
>The six of them look like they're barely able to manage it, so that leaves absolutely no room for you.
>Pinkie sucks in and shrinks her body to the thickness of a garden hose, but she is quick to release her breath, returning to her normal size.
>You've learned by now not to question Pinkie for anything she does.
>But it was Pinkie who just came up for the idea for you to sit upon the roof of the carriage, facing the rear.
>Right next to Rarity's crap.
>You aren't even sure the roof could hold everypony's bags, much less your body weight, but you had no other options.
--
>You climb up the side of the carriage and put one leg down to test to see if it'll hold.
>It seems fine, so you bring your other leg up and onto the roof.
>You shuffle around the bags and boxes, stacking them into different piles.
>Before you know it, you have a space cleared just for you.
>The bags themselves were stacked into a chair of sorts for you to lie against.
>Your legs extended, crossed at the ankles, and your arms behind your head, you relax into the pile of luggage.
>It would be another hour or so before you got into the city proper.
>Might as well get comfortable.
>Maybe even take a little nap.
>"Um... Anon?"
>Or not.
>You look over to see Fluttershy poking her eyes above the top of the carriage.
"Yeah?"
>"I, uh... Nevermind."
>She ducks underneath the edge.
>You roll your eyes and smile.
"Fluttershy?"
>Her eyes dawn once more.
>You motion for her to join you, which she flies over without hesitation.
>She snuggles in close as you wrap an arm around her, pulling her tight.
>The two of you watch the horizon, the sun beginning it's decent beyond.
>It had been a while since you got to fully enjoy the sunset with Fluttershy.
>There's a lot that you haven't done in a long time.
>You will need to make plans to revive your old past times.
>Among other plans and promises.
--
>As you rolled into the city, you gently tilt your head to get a peek at Fluttershy.
>She had the most adorable smile on her face.
>You can only imagine the dreams she must have been having.
>But she is laying on your shoulder.
>You want to move it so bad because it's tingling and it's numb.
>But she looks so much like an angel that you don't want to wake her up.
"Fluttershy," you whisper in her ear.
>You give her a little nudge with your opposite arm.
>She rustles a bit, but snuggles even tighter into you.
>You sigh, this wonderful moment about to be ruined.
"Fluttershy," you say a little louder, rocking her a little harder.
>"Hmm...?" she mumbles in her sleep.
"We're in Canterlot."
>She lifts her head and looks around with half-lidded eyes.
>She drops her face back into your arm.
>"That's nice..." she mumbles into your arm.

>Taking a look around yourself, it really was nice.
>The architecture of such a high-end city was breathtaking.
>Large, white arches and columns dotted the city.
>Even the normal buildings were well-constructed and had a hint of the upper-class feeling as that of the more prominent homes.
>You saw some of the more high maintenance ponies gawking and gaffing at you and your yellow blanket as you passed.
>You've been used to this forever now.
>It doesn't even bother you anymore.
>It does, however, reinforce the stereotype of spoiled and snobby rich people.
>Er... ponies.
--
>The carriage takes a turn and comes upon the bridge spanning the river that leads to the castle main gate.
>You turn your head around to take a look at the enormous freakin' castle just a few hundred yards ahead.
>You shake Fluttershy awake, telling her you are finally at the Gala.
>She sits up and turns around with you so you are both facing the castle.
>She is still tired, so she sits in your lap and leans back into your chest.
>You wrap your arms around her midsection and rest your chin in her mane.
>The carriage stops just short of the gate, the guards demanding your tickets.
>Twilight flashes all 7 tickets, allowing you entry.
>If you thought the outside of the castle looked good, the courtyard even more amazing.
>As you rolled through the gate, the courtyard opened up into all sorts of festivities, decorations, and more high class ponies being delivered by carriage.

>"Anonymous! Can a lady get a helping hoof?"
>You look over to the door side of the carriage to see a white marshmellow leg waving over the edge.
>You crawl over and grab her by the leg and lift her up.
>You switch your grip to just under where her legs meet her body and pull her up.
>Rarity begins sorting through her various boxes and bags.
>She eventually finds 7 flat boxes and begins looking under the tops of each one.
--
>"Ooh! I found mine~" she sings.
>She sets the box aside and opens another.
>"This one's yours, Fluttershy."
>She levitates it over to Fluttershy.
>She opens it and the both of you look inside.
>It looks like a yellow mask with pink... hair(?) coming out of it.
>Her cutie mark is set in a small stamp just to the upper outer corner of each eye.
>Purple glitter covers the mask.
"Huh... So that's what these things look like."
>You take it out of the box and set it on Fluttershy's face.
>Even though she's behind a mask, she feels the need to blush from embarassment.
>You give her a quick peck on the forehead.
"I think it looks nice."
>She smiled and nodded.

>Rarity was still calling out names and passed out a few other boxes.
>"Anonymous!"
>You turn and look at Rarity.
"What?"
>You are met with a box to the face.
>Your still somewhat bruised and mildly swollen face.
>Oh well, she didn't throw it that hard anyways.
--
>You open the box to find...
>You pull it out and inspect it, turning it over and checking over every little piece.
>Is... Is that a wolf mask?
>After a few more seconds of looking at it, you confirm that it is indeed a wolf mask.
>Well, somewhat.
>It looks like the others when it comes to the style and aesthetics, except this has what appears to be a snout coming off of it with a few teeth as well.
>It still has the glitter and the fuzzy hair things like the others.
>You take a quick look around at the other guests.
>Some of their masks also have some kind of nose poking out of their masks, but theirs is slim and pointy.
>You shrug.
>You give Rarity a hug and a thank you.
>You can see she still hasn't forgotten.

>You help Rarity and Fluttershy down off the carriage.
>Fluttershy could flown down, but what kind of gentleman would you be if you allowed that?
>The seven of you make your way inside, Twilight and Rarity leading the way.
>Down the large red carpet you go, lined with photographers and what you guess are some very influencial ponies.
>Normally you would be embarassed by how outlandish your mask is.
>But then again, you're alone in a world of colorful, magic, talking ponies.
>A mask is the last thing you should be so insecure about.
--
>The group finally stops just short of the steps leading into the castle.
"So, what's first on-"
>ZOOM!
"The... list..."
>And... they're gone.
>Son of a bitch...
>At least Fluttershy was kind enough to stay with you.
"Welp," you clap your hands. "I'm lost. So that means you're leading. Where are we going to go?"
>"Hmm... Are you hungry?"
"Actually, yes. Yes I am."
>Fluttershy leads you around the side of the castle and into a side door.
>What you assume to be the dining hall was packed with other ponies and the table cluttered with food of all kinds.
>You are too busy staring at the ceiling, the stain glass windows, and the various tapestries on the walls to notice everypony in the room had stopped what they were doing to watch you.
>If you thought the city was beautiful...
>Nevermind.
--
>You followed Fluttershy to the buffet laid out before you.
>You held her plate and loaded up what she pointed out, which was only just a few lettuce leaves "To leave some for everypony else".
>You ended loading even more onto her plate and then some.
>Neither of you have eaten since breakfast.
>Even if she didn't say, she was hungry.
>And you knew it.
>You are also starving, but you load your plate up with various veggies, dressing, bread, and an apple for something sweet.
>You can hear a few of the more stuck up ponies in the room mention how they would not eat from the same dishes as "that disgusting beast".
>Oh well, more for you.

>You follow Fluttershy outside and walk around, food still in hand.
>She leads you all the way around the castle to a fenced off area.
>She opens the gate and holds it for you so you can walk through.
>You could just step over it, but it was still very nice of her.
>A short walk later and you find a small fish pond and take a seat beneath the cover of a tall willow tree.
>It reminds you all too well of when you used to lie beneath the one at Fluttershy's old cottage.
--
>You set your plate in your lap and Fluttershy's next to you.
>The two of you eat in silence, enjoying the scenery around you.
>The hedges were trimmed and the flower beds well kept.
>They make your yard work look like crap.
>But this is a castle, and they no doubt have the most skilled ponies for the job.

>"D'aww... Look Anon!"
>You look towards the pond where Fluttershy was pointing and see 4 baby ducks watching the two of you from the waters edge.
>The mother was sitting just behind them, eyeing you closely.
>You grab a slice of bread from your plate and break it into a few pieces.
>You toss them to the ducklings, who eagerly waddle over and eat them.
>This ushers a giggle from Fluttershy, and a smile from you.
>You throw a few more pieces, discretely leading them closer to you.
>The mother was out of the water and slowly walking over to you as well.

>The ducklings were so close, you could pet them.
>Fluttershy was getting giddy as you held out a piece of bread, trying to get one to eat out of your hands.
>One brave soul cautiously creeped toward you.
>It stopped for a few seconds and stared into your eyes.
>It eventually opened its mouth and stretched its neck towards the piece of bread.
>But suddenly, they all turned and ran to the water, the mother leading them back out in the pond.
>What went wrong?
>You and Fluttershy look over, and then look up, guaging the tall, dark blue pony staring down at you.
"What's up?"
--
>"Thou best stand when speaking to us," she bellowed out.
>You swear your ears just popped.
>You shake your head to clear the slight disorientation.
"Ow... You know, you don't have to yell at us. We're right here, you know."
>"How dareth thee speak to us like that!"
>You look back at Fluttershy, who was cowering behind you.
>You look back to the pony, then behind her.
>Who is this 'us' she kept refering to?
>You put a hand on Fluttershy's head and pet her to try to calm her down.
"Hey, could you please knock it off? You're scaring Fluttershy."
>"Thou would do well to show some respect, whelp."
"I show respect to those who give it."
>"Thou shalt respect and worship us regardless!"
"And who are you to demand that?"
>"We are Princess Luna. Sister to Princess Celestia and ruler of the Equestrian night!"
>You have a feeling you just fucked up big time.

>Well, if you're in trouble, might as well play the fool.
"So what do you want? Can't you see we're having a moment here?"
>"We require knowledge of thou."
"Who the hell is 'we'? And can you stop taling like that? It's pretty annoying."
>She scoffed at you before continuing.
>"Thou ungrateful whelp! Thou should be honored we would even consider of speaking to one such as thou!"
"... Oh I get it. Yeah you really need to stop that. You're starting to lose me. But anyways, what do you mean by that? A creature like me, my social status... What?"
>"I...uh... We-"
>Haha... threw her for a loop.
>"Thou dare question us?!"
>Almost had her.
--
>You can't help but chuckle to yourself.
>Princess Luna was growing visibly more agitated.
>Fluttershy poked you in the side and put her mouth to your ear.
>"Maybe it would be wise not to anger her. She is a very powerful pony," she whispered.
"Alright. I'm sorry."
>You look back to the princess.
"Okay, so what would you like, princess?"
>"Stand, beast."
"Say please. And don't call me beast, horse."
>She gritted her teeth and her horn began to glow.
>But she calmed down and took a deep breath.

>"We would ask you... uh, sir, to stand before us when addressing us."
"Very well, princess."
>You set your plate to the side and rise to your feet.
>The princess's jaw fell open when she witnessed your immense height for herself.
>Fluttershy stood by your side as well, but refused to look the princess in the eye.
>Hmm... now that Fluttershy is standing, Luna is not much taller than the average pony.
>Maybe a head and a half taller, but thats about it.
>You put your hands behind your back through sheer instinct.
>It's always been a habit you've been unable to break when addressing someone in a position of authority.
--
"Princess, I apologize for my previous disrespect. But since you were so kind as to ask me to stand before you, and not demand it, I will forgive your transgressions this once."
>Luna couldn't believe what she was hearing.
>Who did this creature think he was?
>Nopony had ever been so bold and confident when speaking to her before.
>It infuriated her to no end.
>But at the same time, it made her feel... equal.
>"Yes, we will also forgive thou for... previous transgressions."
>Score one for unoriginality.
>Although there are probably very few synonyms that sound smart or sophisticated, so you still give her some credit.
"So princess, what would you have of us?"

>She cleared her throat.
>"We are, once again, Luna, Princess of the Night. We would like to speak to you about a private matter."
"Yes, Princess Luna. I have heard of you before, though I never thought I would actually get the chance of meeting you. I must say, I really love your work."
>Luna was taken aback by this.
>Very few ponies had ever mentioned the night to her.
>And even less so, complimented its beauty.
>"Why, thank you. But on to other matters. Are we right in assuming that you are the one called Anonymous?"
"Yes, princess."
--
>"We have received a letter from one Twilight Sparkle. Its contents ask that thou would request us to... wed you?"
>You kneel and put a hand on Fluttershy's shoulder.
"Yes. We would very much appreciate it if you would wed us."
>"We, uh... We understand that the date would be the night before Nightmare Night?"
"Yes, princess."
>"May we ask why?"
"Fluttershy here is afraid of Nightmare Night."
>She looks to the ground.
>"Oh..."
>Hey, her voice sounded normal there!
"Nonono. Not like that, princess. The scary costumes and decorations are what frighten her."
>"Ah, we see. We apologize. If you know the history of Nightmare Night, you would understand why it's like that."
>She almost seemed to get sad again, but she hid it well.
"Yes, princess, I do. And I must say that regardless of its original purpose, it sounds like a very enjoyable holiday. I hear you can make quite the dramatic appearance."
>She perked up immediately.
>"Ah! Yes! You should have seen what I did last year! My royal guard pulled my chariot from swirling storm clouds and-"
>Oops. A little Too excited there.
>"We mean, yes we can."
>Wow... Her voice is beautiful.
>It's a damn shame she tries to keep up that royal bearing or this conversation would be much more enjoyable.
>But hey, if you did it once, maybe you can do it again!
--
>"But before we answer your request," Luna starts. "We must ask. Why?"
"Why what?"
>"Why would thou choose us over somepony else? Celestia for example."
"Because I enjoy the night more than the day. It's quiet, calm, and cool. And you can't see the stars during the day."
>Luna smiled and nodded.
>"So this is about the night more than it is about me? US."
"Well, to be honest, yes. But only because I don't know you. Well, I know who you are and what you do, but the matron of the night must be pretty special after what she's done with the sky and constellations."
>Luna looked at Fluttershy, who was still hiding behind her bangs, looking at the ground.
>"Does thou also share these feelings?" Luna asks her.
>Fluttershy looked up, barely looking the princess in the eyes from under her hair.
>"Y-yes P-Princess Luna. Our most special and affectionate moments just s-so happened beneath the light of the m-moon."
>Besides her impossibly quiet whispers, Luna was able to make out all of what she said.
>It brought a smile to her face.
>"Quite. Please follow us."
>She turned to leave, but you stopped her.
"Can we please eat first?"
>You motioned to your plates of uneaten food.
>Luna rolled her eyes.
>"We suppose we could allow you a few moments for sustenance."
"Thank you, princess."
--
>You relaxed against the tree again, Fluttershy next to you, opposite of Luna.
>The princess decided to sit back on her haunches next to you, but not close to you.
>She watch you and Fluttershy continue eating your dinner.
>She was watching you especially.
>When you turned your head to look at her, she quickly looked away, trying to appear uninterested.
>You grab your apple, your sweet, sweet delicious apple, and offer it to Luna.
>"What is this?" she inquires.
"You want it? You look hungry."
>You hold the apple up to her mouth and wiggle it around a little bit.
>Luna magicks the apple from your hand and levitates it in front of her.
>"Thank you," she says as she takes a bite.
"No problem."

>You finish your carrots, brocoli, and other random veggies you had on your plate.
>You still had some bread left, and those ducklings were making another pass by on the water.
>You let out a sharp whistle, quickly getting their attention.
>You wave what was left of the bread to attract them over.
>Once again, they abandon their mother in the water and waddle over.
>They were more confident about being close to you and Fluttershy, but Luna's intimidating presence kept them a distance.
>A little bread trail fixed that right quick.
>Luna just watched at how in no time at all you had them in your lap, feeding from your hands.
>Even Fluttershy thought it was impressive.
>She leaned into your shoulder and watched the cute little ducklings feed.
--
>"What is happening?" asked Luna.
>You and Fluttershy both stared at her with questionable expressions.
"What?"
>"What is this? Why are these things here?" asked Luna again.
>"Because they are hungry," said Fluttershy.
>She gingerly picked one up and hovered over to Luna.
>She held it in her outstretched hooves towards Luna.
>Luna raised an eyebrow at the adorable little face the duckling was making at her.
>"Greetings, young one!"
>The duckling immediately cowered and Fluttershy pulled it close, comforting it.
>Luna's faced went cold and she dropped her head to the ground.
>You took the last of your bread and tossed it out towards the water, leading the others back to their mother.
>Fluttershy released the one in her hooves so it could join its family.

"Don't worry, princess," you placed a hand on her hsoulder, causing her to jump. "They are easily startled."
>Luna stared at your hand for a moment before replying.
>"Yes... well," she stood. "Shall we go?"
>You stand and brush yourself off.
"Very well, princess. But first we need to take these dishes-"
>"Nonsense," said Luna. "You there! Guards!"
>A passing patrol snapped their attention towards Luna and raced towards you.
>The forced themselves between the two of you and took a stance, ready to attack at a moments notice.
>"What's wrong princess? Is this one threatening you?" they asked.
>Luna facehooved.
>"No, whelps. Take Anonymous's dishes to the kitchen."
>She levitated them onto one of the guard's back.
>"Oh... uh... Yes, princess!"
>They ran away, fearful of what their princess might do to them.
"That's cool," you laugh.
--
>Luna led you and Fluttershy through the garden.
>You passed the worst lawn ornament you had ever seen.
>It was a statue of some freakish amalgamation of probably 10 creatures.
>You didn't bother to stop to count the parts, but damn was that thing ugly.
>Why was this thing even here?
>They can't honestly say this looks good.
>If it were up to you, you would smash the thing and replace it with a fountain or something.

>But on you go.
>Luna leads you back into the castle and through the thicker of the crowds with ease.
>Like the Red Sea, they parted to clear a path for her and her envoy.
>This is awesome.
"So where exactly are we going?"
>"We are taking you to-"
>"Hey, you!"

>Upon hearing, 'Hey, you!' you instictively balled you hands into fists.
>When has that statement ever been followed by something good?
>You turn around, ready to kick somepony's ass, when you are greeted by a gang of pegasi in blue jumpsuits and goggles.
>The one addressing you wasn't wearing goggles over her eyes, and had a fiery orange mane.
"Yeah?" you inquire, ready to stomp some pegasus ass.
>"We would like to talk to you," the orange-maned pegasus asked.
"About?"
>"You are the one who defended your marefriend from a would-be assault a week ago, right?"
--
"Yeah, why?"
>She walked over to you and held a hoof toward you.
>You flinched and brought both of your fists up, ready to punch.
>It was then you realize just what she was trying to do.
>You lower one hand and bump her hoof with your other fist.
>"We gotta say, that was pretty hardcore," she said. "You have our respect. It's an awful thing anypony would try to attempt something like that."
>It was then you relaxed completely.
>Fluttershy and Luna had realized that you weren't walking with them anymore and were now just watching you from a distance.
>"My name's Spitfire."
>Spitfire introduced the other members of her group.
>"We're the Wonderbolts. Best flight team in Equestria."
>Fliers. So not jumpsuits, flightsuits.
>That also explains the goggles.

>"Would you like to hang out? We could talk some more."
"Thanks, but I need to-"
>You were hit upside the head by a cyan hoof.
>Said hoof was now hugging your shoulders.
>"Of course he would like to hang out! We would both enjoy that very much!"
>What the hell, Rainbow?
>"Oh hey Rainbow Dash! We missed you last year. You just sort of disappeared. What happened?"
>"Uh... something came up."
>"Oh. I see. Are you Anon's marefriend? I gotta say, it's unlike you to be tak-"
"NONONONO! She is not!"
>You turn around and point towards Fluttershy, who tries to hide herself from the others.
"Fluttershy is my special somepony. Dash here is a... uh, aquaintance of mine."
>"Oh. Okay. Would you two like to hang out some?"
>"YES!" shouted Rainbow Dash.
"No thanks. Princess Luna needs me for something. But Dash can hang out with you, right?"
>"Of course."
"Cool. I'll see you later Dash."
>You left the group, the other Wonderbolts trotting over and striking up a conversation with an incredibly excited Rainbow Dash.
--
>You walk over and regroup with Fluttershy and Luna.
>"That was really nice of you, introducing Rainbow Dash to the Wonderbolts."
"Actually, she introduced herself. And honestly, I could care less. I just wanted to get out of there."
>"Well you sure made it look convincing," said Luna.
"Right, well. On we go?"
>"Yes."
>Luna turned and began walking through the crowd.
"So what were you saying? I got distracted."
>"We are going to speak to Princess Celestia."
"Wait, what? Why?"
>"On the matter of your marriage arrangements. Surely you wish to wed in the castle."
"Actually, no. We just want a small, quiet wedding in Ponyville."
>Luna stopped in her tracks and spun around on her hooves.
>"Surely thou jest? Why would thou wish for us to wed thee in a small village such as Ponyville? Wouldn't thou want the best wedding we could possibly grant unto thee?"

"Well first of all," you hold up a finger to emphasize. "You never agreed to wed us."
"And second," you hold up another finger. "While it would be nice, we don't care about the size of the wedding. And besides, we don't even have that many friends. A wedding of that size would just attract ponies who would just want to see a freak show."
>Luna considered your points for a brief moment.
>"Very well, Anonymous. But we should still speak to Celestia regarding this matter."
"Fine."
>It's not going to change your mind, but might as well humor her.
--
>As you walk, a set of doors on the other side of the room burst open, knocking a few ponies down to the side.
>In struts the douchiest pony you have ever seen.
>His head held high, a rose in his mouth, and giving the whole room what appears to be bedroom eyes.
>And standing next to him... Rarity?!
>The unicorn she's with struts towards another group of ponis, shoving any others in his path out of his way.
>The group greets him as he joins them, leaving a very bored and lonely looking Rarity standing outside their circle.
"Hey Luna, Fluttershy, hold up. This looks important."
>Luna was silent.
>Probably because you just called her Luna, but she stopped and waited.

>You snaked your way through the crowd to Rarity, who was now filling a glass with punch at the concession table.
"Hey Rarity."
>"Oh! Anonymous, darling! How are you enjoying yourself?"
"Better than you, by the looks of it."
>Rarity sulks a little bit.
"What are you doing? Who is that pony and why are you following him?"
>"Oh him?" she asks. "Prince Blueblood. The gentlecolt of my dreams!"
"... What dream? Don't tell me your dream is of him treating you like crap."
>"Oh nonono, nothing like that. He's actually acknowledging me alot more than last year."
"He's not even wearing a mask. Who goes to a masquerade ball without a mask? Come to think of it, where is your mask?"
>"Oh that thing? He told me to get rid of it because it was something a commoner would wear and he would not be seen around me with it on. So I smashed it."
"What the hell? Why would you do that!"
>"I just told you."
>"Rarity!" called douche pony. "Where is our punch!"
--
"Don't answer him. But you still haven't given me a good enough reason why you're putting up with him."
>"It's probably my best chance of living in Canterlot with the upper class ponies. To live the dream."
"What about your dresses? I thought that's what was-"
>"Rarity!"
>Prince Blueblood and his posse sauntered over to the two of you like they had a stick up their ass.
>"What could possibly be so hard about pouring punch that it takes this long! Are you that big of an idiot?"
>Rarity bowed her head, her ears flattening against her head.
>"I'm sorry," she said.
"Wait, what? NO! No she is not sorry! What the hell is wrong with you, buddy? What gives you the right to treat a lady of class like that?"
>"Pfft. Lady of class? Look at her! It's absolutely pitiful! And who am I? I am Prince Blueblood, Nephew of Princess Celestia!"
"Uhuh... And why should I care?"
>"You WILL respect and obey me, peasant!"
>You force yourself between Rarity and the prince and tower over him.
"Or what? If I'm not scared to speak my mind to Luna," you give him a slight shove. "What makes you think I'd be afraid of your pathetic self?"
>"W-what?"
>He looks behind to to see Fluttershy and Princess Luna waiting for you.
>"Rarity, come here this instant!" he demands.
>You hold out a hand to stop Rarity before she moves.
"Rarity, go to Fluttershy."
>"But Anon-"
"Now."
>She backs up, but she doesn't go to the others.
>Rather, she has taken up a supporting role.
--
>"Ah! Now I am for sure!" speaks another pony from the prince's group.
>The unicorn steps forward to meet you.
>"Have you reconsidered my offer then?"
"No. Who are you?"
>Prince Blueblood takes this chance to slip back into the crowd.
>"I was pretty sure before, but after hearing Fluttershy, I knew it was you!"
"Okay. So I'm me, but who are you?"
>He pulls off his mask, revealing his true identity.
>It's that damned unicorn who tried to buy Fluttershy!
>Why was he the only one in the group wearing a mask anyways?

"You! I remember you!"
>"Ah, so that saves me some explanation. So is this what you are planning? I must say, it is a lot better than my original idea of the Ponyville market."
"Wait, what? You think I'm- NO!"
>"No? What do you mean no? Why not? Was the stipend too small? I can rectify that post haste if need be."
"You're not getting Fluttershy!"
>Rarity had trotted up to your side.
>"Anonymous, THIS is the unicorn who wanted to steal Fluttershy from you?"
>"I am not stealing her," he said matter-of-factly. "I am looking to make an agreement to pay Anonymous to be a brute to her so I can save her and make her my own."
>"I fail to see the difference."
>"You would. So Anonymous, do we have a deal?"
>How many times do you have to tell this guy...
>"No," said Rarity. "No deal."
>"And who are you to answer for him?"
>"The one who will ruin you if you don't walk away."
--
>Rarity steps between the two of you, causing the other unicorn to back up.
>The two ponies flanking him stepped forward.
>Seeing his support, the unicorn grew more confident.
>"Hahaha! And how to you propose to do that?"
>"I seem to recall a similar scandal or two, maybe three, not too long ago. Nopony was arrested, but I wonder what would happen should this little event leak out with your name all over it."
>The unicorn didn't budge.
>"HA! And how would a no-name pony such as yourself plan on doing that?"
>"I'm sure Hoity Toity would LOVE to hear about this kind of gossip in the underworld of fashion."
>Rarity motions towards Princess Luna in the background.
>"And I'm also pretty sure the princess wouldn't appreciate her new friend here being taken advantage of."

>The small group shifted in place.
>The two who joined him looked back nervously as the unicorn in question contemplated the results of this discussion and if it the consequences are worth it.
>"Fine. It doesn't matter anyways. With my resources, I can find another trophy wife. Take your washed up model and leave me."
>You cross your arms and refuse to move.
>Rarity stands defiantly beside you.
>"Fine! We will go then!"
>He turned around and walked away as if he still had some pride left.
>The other two joined him.
>You shake your head at them as they walk.
>You hate the rich.
>At least being poor teaches you the value of money and to be content with what you have.
--
>"Thank you, Anonymous. Trust me, I will never make this mistake again. He acted different this year. I thought he had changed."
"I should be thanking you. You saved me from that unicorn and probably saved me from getting arrested had this conversation carried any further."
>"Right? We can't have a wedding in prison, now can we? It just wouldn't be proper."
>The two of you share a quick laugh.
"So what are you going to do now?"
>She put a hoof to her chin.
>"I'm not sure. Maybe go try meeting some more fashion ponies such as myself."
"Don't you go trying to making somepony like Prince Douchebag your special somepony again. Use your head please?"
>Rarity giggled.
>"Okay Anonymous. I promise. What will you do?"
>You point back to Fluttershy and Luna.
"Princess Luna wants to take me to speak to Princess Celestia about something."
>"Ooh! Is it about the wedding? *gasp* Are you thinking about having it here like I told you too? This is wonderful news! I think I might just follow you instead!"
"No, I'm not. I still want it in Ponyville, but Luna thinks we should still speak to Celestia about it."
>"Oh... Well, good luck with that!"
>Rarity gave you a quick hug before trotted away, promting you to return the Fluttershy and Luna.

>"What was THAT about?" asked Luna. "We were about to step in multiple times to prevent whatever you were talking about from escalating. We were afraid we would have to pull you off those ponies to prevent you from killing them or something!"
"Yeah, no worries princess. It got a little heated, but we resolved it without violence. Shall we go on ahead?"
>"Are there any more stops you plan on making?" asked Luna with an annoyed tone.
"Not that I can think of."
>"Very well, Anonymous. Let us be off."
>"What was that about?" Fluttershy whispered.
"I scared of Prince Blueblood from turning Rarity into an abused housewife, and Rarity scared off the unicorn who tried to buy you from me."
>Fluttershy giggled, prompting Luna to look back at the two of you with a raised eyebrow.
>You waved and smiled back nonchalantly.
>She returned her focus back to where she was going.
>"You're doing all kinds of nice things tonight, aren't you?" asked Fluttershy.
"Heh, I guess so."
--
>Luna pushed open a large set of double doors, leading to the main entrance hall.
>You were coming in from the side, so you couldn't marvel its true beauty until you reached the center of the room.
>But you can already tell that a hall this grand, with an enormous set of stairs, could only mean that the princess had to be here.
>There was also a line of ponies going up the stairs.
>Luna led you around so you and Fluttershy could actually get a good look at the room.
>And what do you know?
>Those ponies are lined up to greet Princess Celestia at the top of the staris.
>And Twilight is standing proudly next to her.
>You can't help but laugh at how Twilight is fighting for Celestia's attention.
>What with this massive line of ponies, it could be awhile.
>Or at least until Luna shoves past everypony with you and Fluttershy in tow.

>As the three of you ascend the stairs, Celestia takes an immediate note of her sister and the tall bipedal creature following her.
>Celestia bends over to exchange whispers with Twilight.
>The pony in front of Celestia is visibly disgruntled from the lack of a response from his princess.
>Luna eventually makes it to the top of the stairs.
>You are a few steps down, huffing and puffing as Fluttershy hovers next to you.
>She's lucky that she can fly.
>This sucks.
--
>You finally reach to top and take a second to catch your breath.
>"Well what have we hear?" asks Princess Celestia with a very friendly tone.
>"This is Anonymous!" declared Twilight, proudly.
>"Ah, I see. So this is the... what did you call him? Human?"
>"Yes, princess."
>"So what brings you to Equestria, Anonymous? I must say, I've never heard of your kind before. And I've been around for quite some time."
"Good evening, princess."
>You heard gasps from behind you due to you addressing her without bowing first.
"Honestly? I'm just here because. I don't know why, but I'm here. Equestria I mean. Not the Gala. Twilight invited me here and, um... yeah."
>Your nervousness caused Celestia to chuckle.
>"Are you trying to say you don't know why or how you're here, or that you are here for your own amusement?" asked Celestia.
"Uh... how or why. I was walking along a road and somehow walked into Equestria."
>"Hmm... That is very interesting. Have you ever tried going back home?"
"No."
>"No? Why not? You would think one who was forced to come here against their will would want to go back home."
>You shrug your shoulders.
>"I've thought about it," you pull Fluttershy from the air and hug her to your chest. "But this little one has changed my mind."
>Fluttershy was beaming so brightly she could be used as a light source.
>"Ah. I see the Element of Kindness has found it's way into your heart."
"The what now?"
--
>"Anonymous," spoke up Luna. "I think we should get right down to business and discuss what we came here to discuss."
"Oh, right. And what would that be exactly?"
>Luna facehooved.
>"Sister, Anonymous here wishes to wed the Element of Kindness, Ms. Fluttershy."
"Is that a title of yours?" you whisper into Fluttershy's ear.
>"Yes," she whispers back.
"Oh okay. That makes sense."
>"Really?" asked Celestia.
>"Yes," confirmed Luna. "But that is not why we are here."
>"Then what is?"
>Celestia looked from Luna to you and Fluttershy before smiling.
>"Do you request for me to wed the two of you?"
>Twilight gasped and grew a large smile.
>The line down the stairs, while growing increasingly annoyed by you holding up the line, also gasped.
"Uh... no, actually. We were actually looking to see if Luna would do so."
>Another gasp reverberated from the crowd.
>Celestia's smile disappeared and Twilight's face was that of shock.
>She didn't really think you changed your mind, did she?
--
>Celestia's frown caused Luna to smirk a little.
>"Anonymous, how could you say that!" asked Twilight.
>"I am curious. May I ask why?" asked Celestia.
>You shrugged.
>"I'm a big fan of the night. I love what she does and how beautiful she makes the stars and the moon."
>"And what about the day?" asked Celestia.
>You shrug again.
>"Meh. Yeah, that's when I'm awake, get work done, etcetera. But it doesn't compare."
>"Interesting..." Celestia looked you over, but your mask hid your face so she couldn't get a good view of your facial expressions.
>She could see your jaw and your eyes, but thats about it.
>It wouldn't make a difference anyways, you were keeping a straight face.
>Celestia's horn began to glow a light blue for a brief second.
>"Sister!" shouted Luna.
>Celestia's magic cut out and she snapped her attention to Luna.
>"Yes?"
>"Perhaps we should get back to the matter at hand."
>"Yes, Luna."
--
>"So Anonymous," started Luna. "We believe that we are correct in assuming that we and our sister present unto thou our blessings to be wed."
>Fluttershy broke from your grip and spun around, embracing you in her own hug.
>"This is wonderful!" exclaimed Fluttershy.
>Celestia, however, had a cold aura of jealousy emanating from her.
>Twilight sensed it.
>"Princess?" she asked.
>"Anonymous, if I may. Would you mind if we asked you a few more questions?"
>Fluttershy broke the hug and turned back to Celestia.
>You grabbed her and pulled her back in, your arms hugging around her midsection.
"Sure, princess."

>"You are definitely a brave one, and audacious enough to request Princess Luna without hesitation."
>Actually, it wasn't your idea, and you were even against it originally.
"Okay," is all you responded with.
>She said she had questions.
>That wasn't a question.
>"So I was just wondering. Do you worship Princess Luna? Or the darkness of some kind?"
>You couldn't help but chuckle at her question, causing her to raise an eyebrow at you.
>Even Luna smirked a little bit.
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"No, princess. I do not."
>"But why do you prefer the night over the day so much?"
>You are starting to feel a little uncomfortable here.
"I told you, it's just simply more beautiful at night. It's quiet, cool, and calm."
>You gave Fluttershy a peck on the cheek.
"And frankly, our most intimate moments happen at night. The mood is always better."
>"Okay Anonymous, I think that's enough," spoke up Twilight.
>Celestia looked to Twilight.
>"Now now, Twilight. He has a right to say these things. I'm only curious is all."
>Twilight nodded, her face looking a bit worried.
>Celestia turned back to you.
>"I understand you wish to be wed around Nightmare Night."
>Wait, what?
>When did you say that?
>Maybe Luna or Twilight mentioned something about it earlier.
"That's right. What better time to have Princess Luna appear than the holiday that honors her?"
>"Nightmare Moon," Celestia stated flatly. "And it's not to 'honor' her."
>Luna grunted at her sister's audacity.
>You simply shrug.
"Whatever. A corruption doesn't change who she really is. She's still Princess Luna, even after the fact she was banished to the moon for a thousand years."
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>Princess Celestia was taken aback by your reply.
>As was Twilight and Fluttershy.
>"Nightmare Moon was a threat to the ponies of Equestria, and I did what had to be done."
"And I agree. I just think that maybe it could have been handled alot differently and save a certain somepony a thousand years of anguish."
>Princess Luna simply smiled at your defense of her.
>"Anonymous, are you questioning the princess?" asked Twilight.
"Yeah."
>"How can second guess the princess so readily? She's the wisest of us all, and for good reason."
>You shake your head at Twilight.
"I'm not denying that at all. I'm just saying. There are better ways to handle it than something so drastic like she did."
>"If there were, I'm sure she would have done so."
"Unless she didn't think of them."
>"I'm sure she did. And that was the best course of action."

>You don't respond, but just look to Celestia.
"Would you mind?"
>"Of course not, Anonymous. What do you have on you mind?"
>The pony behind you groaned in boredom and impatience.
>Luna glared at him with glowing white eyes, her wings spread.
>He practically stood at attention, patiently awaiting his turn.
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"Well," you started. "I was just thinking. I've read the history books, and unless something was misconstrued in the last thousand years,"
>"Which it hasn't," blurted out Twilight.
"Don't interupt. If they mixed something up or forgot something, then just ignore me because I'm only getting part of the story."
>"I understand," said Celestia.
"Well, from what I read, Princess Luna became jealous of the day when the ponies would play and then go to sleep at night."
>"Correct."
>Luna lowered her head.
"She grew angry and she eventually became Nightmare Moon to bring about an everlasting night."
>"Yes."
>"We already know this," said Twilight.
"Yes, I know that. I'm still setting up my point. Just be patient."
>Twilight groaned as you continued on.

"You used the Elements of Harmony to banish Nightmare Moon to the moon for all eternity, right?"
>"Yes."
>"It was only for a thousand years," said Twilight.
>You ignore her and continue on.
"Now here's my problem with this. What would ever constitute you banishing your little sister to the moon for eternity?"
>"It was only a thousand years!" shouted Twilight, irritated you were ignoring her.
"You're wrong. I'll show you the book when we get home."
>"I can't be wrong! I've read the history books so many times I can't even count."
"Well it looks like you still missed something."
>"That's impossible!"
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"Whatever. So Celestia-"
>"Princess," said Twilight.
>Are you two really doing this right now?
"Okay. PRINCESS Celestia. May I please get an answer?"
>"Well, as you're well aware, she refused to lower the moon, attempting to bring about an eternal night."
"Right."
>"The Elements were Equestria's only hope of stopping her."
"Okay, and here's where I ask the deeper questions."
>"Okay."

>You shift your feet and change your footing.
>Luna tuned in even more.
"Have you ever tried to talk to her?"
>"Yes I have. I tried to plead with her to lower the moon to make way for the sun, but she refused."
"There it is. That's where I have a problem with it."
>"There is what?"
"I am willing to bet that she would have cooperated and stood down had you actually talked to her."
>"But... But I DID talk to her. She refused."
"Wrong. You tried to get her to lower the moon. That's not actually talking to her. That is just trying to persuade her."
>"I don't understand."
"Let me explain."
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"I'm just saying what I think personally after thinking about it for more than a few minutes."
>"I understand."
"Well, what I meant to say by talk to her, was talk ABOUT her. You know? Like, uh... feelings and the like. Personal stuff."
>Celestia remained quiet, but instead offered a nod.
>Luna was constantly switching from making eye contact with you and looking at your feet.
>She was obviously feeling more from this conversation than anyone else in the room.
>"From what I've read, it sounded to me like she was just throwing a tantrum. She is your younger sister, after all. So being in your shadow, quite literally, would wear on her after a while. "
>"I see your point," said Celestia.
>"What? I don't get it. Where in the books does it say that?" asked Twilight.
"I just said this is what I thought about it."
>"So you're not basing this off of any factual information."
"No. It's just my opinion."
>"The princess doesn't have time for this! Just look at all the ponies you're holding up."
>Twilight pointed down the stairs.
>You didn't have to turn around to know.
>You skipped straight to the front of the line.
>And frankly, it wasn't your idea.
>Luna is the one who brought you here anyways, so you're all on her time.
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"So anyways. Trying to send her to the moon for eternity, to me, just sounds like you used a last resort option the first chance you got."
>"It was only for a thou-"
"It was eternity! Look it up!"
>Twilight scowled at your rude outburst.
>Rude, yes, but she is really starting to get on your nerves again.
>"I will," she challenged.
>Alrighty then, argument concluded.
>"I never thought about these things..." muttered Celestia, causing everyone to snap their attention to her.
>She was speaking at the ground.

>"You are right about a few things," she said.
>Twilight's jaw hit the floor.
>Did this human just humiliate her beloved princess?
>"Now that I think about it, I was only trying to get her to make way for the moon. I didn't care about her feelings. And when she turned, I banished her and took the throne."
>"B-but princess! That can't be true!" said Twilight.
>"I'm afraid it is," Celestia responded.
"Well, alright. That's one mystery solved. But now all we need is- ... Where's Luna?"
>Everypony gasped to see that Luna was missing from her spot next to Celestia.
>How did you not notice that?
>She must be a master of stealth.
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"Uh oh. I think I just messed up big time."
>"Yeah..." muttered Twilight.
"Well, seeing as how I just ruined the night for Luna, and hopefully not you as well, I think I'll be going."
>"No, you didn't," said Celestia. "It was an innocent discussion. I'm just... at a loss for words right now."
"I'm sorry. Well, I'll be going then. Let's go Fluttershy."
>You turn to walk away, but Celestia stops you.
>"Wait!"
>You turn back around to face her.
>"I almost forgot," a smile graced her face. "You have my blessing to wed the Element of Kindness, Ms. Fluttershy."
>Fluttershy cheered and flew straight into your arms, almost knocking you down the hundreds of steps below.
>"It seems that even after a thousand years, I still have many things to learn about friendship myself."
>She looked to Twilight.
>"You know, you could learn a thing or two from him as well," she said with a smile.
>Twilight rolled her eyes.
>She already knows almost everything there is about friendship.
>What else could she learn from you?
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>You set Fluttershy down and face the princess.
>You bow and thank her for her blessing and the lovely night.
>With Fluttershy by your side, you walked down the steps towards the giant double doors.
>The thick crowd of ponies that had gathered at the bottom of the stairs parted to allow you and your fiance past.
>You threw open the doors and held one for Fluttershy.
>The two of you made your way back to the main gate, and left the castle behind.
>Feeling good, and a little playful, you picked up Fluttershy and carried her piggyback style towards the train station.
"It's my turn to be the pack mule," you said with a laugh.
>Fluttershy giggled and spread her wings.
>"Now your a gargoyle with a pony on your back," she joked.
>The two of you shared a laugh all the way back to the train station.

>You were wise to bring that sack of bits with you.
>You payed for two train tickets for Ponyville.
>You were lucky, as the next train was due in less than half an hour.
>And being this late at night, nopony else was to be riding, leaving the entire train for the two of you.
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>The train ride back took only a few hours as opposed to all day with the carriage.
>Both you and Fluttershy slept the entire time, turning those few hours almost instantaneous.
>Sleeping was the best kind of time travel
>It was so late by the time you got back to Ponyville, the sun was due to rise in a few hours.
>Fluttershy was still passed out when you arrived, so rather than waking her up and forcing her to walk back home, you carried her those few miles out of town where your house was.

>When you finally got home, you headed straight for your bedroom.
>However, a certain rabbit was a little agitated at the racket you were making so early in the morning.
>He tugged at your pant leg, vying for attention.
>Not wanting to put up with any of his crap this late, you kicked him to the side, careful not to let Fluttershy notice.
>Needless to say, he went right back to sleep.
>You carried Fluttershy up to your room and laid her down in the bed, still in her dress.
>You didn't bother getting undressed either, and you were out as soon as your head hit the pillow.
>Being ridden by a pony all night can really wear you out.
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