>"Did you get seven for number two?"
"No. And I don't take the same class as you Norman, like I've told you a hundred times."
>Norman, who was sitting backwards in the chair in front of you, hands all on your desk while you were trying to get some stuff done, snorted
>"Come on man. You still got Calculus, right? I bet the teacher's use the same tests."
>You looked up from your work
>Norman had his homework in his hands, staring at your hopefully
>He made an excited sound as you took the papers out of his hands and looked it over
>What he was working on wasn't anything like Ms. Harshwhinny was teaching you
>In fact, you were pretty sure that this wasn't even Calculus
>Or math
>Leafing through the papers for a bit longer, you handed them back to him
"Yeah, it's seven alright. You got it, buddy."
>"I knew it," Norman said with a grin, pumping a fist into the air. "Your boy's a fucking math wiz."
"You're a fucking something alright," you replied, grabbing another notebook
>You had some essays that needed to be done by the beginning of next week
>They weren't particularly hard, but if you hurried up and finished them by Friday you could get Twilight to look them over, pretty much guaranteeing a passing grade
>You flipped to a nice, new sheet of paper, pressing the tip of your pencil--a mechanical one of course--before bringing it to bear
>Just before you could being your literary masterpiece, the comm system crackled to life
>"Anon E. Mous, could you please come to the principal's office immediately," one of the school's secretaries said
"Fuck," you said, looking up
>"What'd you do man?" Normal asked
"I don't know, but fuck," you said, making a face
>You had a feeling you knew what this was about
>Unfortunately

>Grimacing, you looked over at Ms. Cheerilee
>Your study hall teacher was currently being throatfucked by Mr. Cranky while giving Flash a footjob, a hand down her pants
>You weren't much of a foot guy, but goddamn could that woman work her toes
"Ms. Cheerilee, is it alright if I go to the office?"
>Ms. Cheerilee was too busy choking on cock to say anything, but she was able to give you a thumbs up
>As she did so, Flash let out a whimper
>His cock twitched, sending rope after rope of cum to cover her legs and chair
>Mr. Cranky growled, slamming her face into his pubes and holding her there
>Ms. Cheerilee's eyes rolled to the back of her head as cum was fired down her throat
>You sighed, packing everything up
>After this class you had gym class, then school was done
>Maybe you get get the leg up on these essays after school?
"Alright, I'll see you later, Norm. I'm off to get bitched at probably."
>"You'll be fine," Norman said. "And hey, how about I let you cheat off this baby after I'm done with her. Easy A+"
>You placed a hand on the dumb, stupid man's shoulder
"That's alright man. You give that homework hell though."
>You took your time getting down to the office
>When ahead and put your books away in your locker and everything
>All it did was delay the inevitable, but you were a delayer if nothing else
>Upon entering that cramped little office that smelled like lead paint and cigarettes from ages past, you were pointed to the principal's office
>You gave yourself a quick once over
>Your shirt was straightened and your one shoe was re-tied
>With that, you knocked
>"Come in," a voice-- sounding clearly exhausted-- said 
>You opened the door and stepped inside
>Ms. Celestia's office was compact, though so neat and tidy that it would have left a Drill Sergeant proud

>Books of various sizes sat on shelves along with diplomas and trophies that the school had won while under her leadership
>There was a cinnamon-y smell in the air, courtesy of a little scent burner that she had in the corner of the room
>The principal herself was seated in her nice, fancy leather chair, elbows resting on her table
>She looked tired, bags under her eyes and her usually immaculate makeup smudged in a few places
>"Anonymous, please take a seat," she said, gesturing toward a chair in front of her desk
"Yes ma'am," you said, quickly doing so
>The principal let out a sigh
>She leaned back into her chair, staring at you
>"Do you know why I asked you to come here?" she asked
>Not one to tattle on yourself, you shook your head
"No idea, Ms. Celestia."
>"I was told the other day by Ms. Chrysalis--"
>Fucking Ms. Chrysalis
>"--that she caught you and Sunset in the halls having sex."
>You had fucked Sunny in the halls
>You actually wanted to do it in one of the classrooms, maybe in a bathroom or a closet, but Sunset couldn't wait
>She had all but thrown you to the ground and road you until you had unloaded into her like three times
>Now she was going around telling everyone that "her stallion knocked her up"
>You swear if that girl wasn't so fucking beautiful you'd have thrown her in a trash can
"Is that a problem, ma'am?" you asked
>"That isn't what I have an issue with, Anonymous," she said. "My issue is that Ms. Chrysalis said that while you were having relations with Sunset you were holding hands."

>It took all of your willpower not to put your head in your hands
>"You and every other student in this school know that we don't tolerate that sort of lewd behavior. It's not only wildly inappropriate but it distracts your fellow students from their educational activities."
>Some silly ideas came to mind about arguing your case
>The two of you were covered in cum
>Sunset was screaming her head off
>The stains you left on the carpet probably wouldn't come out
>It was little thoughts like that that came to mind
>What was all of that compared to handholding?
>But you weren't a stupid man
>You could see a losing battle far before it was fought
>The only smart thing to do was take the hit and move on with your day
>You rested your hands in your lap, leaning back into your chair
"No excuses ma'am. You're absolutely right. It shouldn't have happened," you said. "I apologise."
>For a moment, Principal Celestia looked surprised
>"That... is a very mature of you, Anon," she said
>You shrugged
"There's no use trying to lie, and arguing might get me into more trouble, so why do it? Better to just admit what I did was wrong, right?"
>A small smile graced the woman's lips
>"If others had the same mindset as you the world as a whole might be a better place," she said, leafing through some papers. "You and Sunset will have detention this Saturday. I'd also like a written apology for Ms. Chrysalis."
>You're losing your Saturday? Shit
"Yes ma'am."
>"Good, that was far less painless that I expected it to be," Celestia said, almost mumbling to herself. "If only the rest of the day was half as easy..."
>You looked around the office for a moment before leaning forward
"Principal Celestia? Is everything alright? Excuse me for saying this, but you look kind of... overwhelmed?"

>Though you might have just imagined it, the principal's shoulders sagged just a hair
>"It's very sweet of you to ask, Anon, but I'm fine," she said, giving you her best smile
"Are you sure ma'am? I'm no guidance counselor or anything but I'd be happy to listen if there's anything wrong."
>You meant that too
>Say what you will about this crazy school, but the Principal and her sister worked their butts off making this place a pretty good school
>It was because of them the school board hadn't slashed the music or art classes yet, and somehow they had been able to get you all newer school books almost every year
>The principal was also know to actually care about the people she oversaw
>Not that fake pretend care that turned off as soon as she punched out for the day
>Her door was always open to students or teachers that needed to talk
>Big things, little things, whatever it was she'd take time out of her valuable day to listen to you
>A far more genuine smile came to her lips
>"It's nothing that you need to worry about, Anon," she said, leaning forward so that she could rest her elbows on her desk. "Today's just been a little more trying that usual."
>She blew a bit of hair out of her face
>"The superintendent is due down here sometime today, and from what I've heard he has his heart set on cutting our budget. The vice-principal and I have been able to keep him from doing so so far, but..."
>She took her head
>"Like I said, it's nothing that you have to worry yourself about. I'll be fine."
"I'm sorry that I added to your stress today, ma'am," you said, actually meaning it. 
>Principal Celestia nodded her head
>"Thank you for saying so, Anon."
"Are you sure you don't need anything?" you asked. "I have study hall right now, so if you wanted I could help you do some unstressing."
>You made vague, fucking motions with your hands

>The principal didn't say anything for a good minute, just staring at you
>Then, a small, grateful smile came to her face
>"Anon, sweetie, you really are a gentlemen," she said, pushing her chair back and rising to her feet. "You know what? I believe that I could use some unstressing if it isn't too much of a bother."
"It's not a bother at all."
>"Are you sure? Because if you have school work to do I wouldn't want to keep you."
>Even as she said that she was kicking off her shoes and pulling down her khaki pants
>She, of course, wasn't wearing any panties
>As far as you knew, they didn't have underwear in this world
>You had to get yours specially made by Rarity, who had looked at you like you were crazy when you described them to her
>Kicking her pants away, the principal was laid completely bare to you
>You couldn't help but stare at her thick, blemishless legs, that big, round, perky butt
>There was stubble around her mouthwatering little slit, and a noticeable moisture running down one of her thighs
>You licked your lips at the sight, motioning her over
>She did so with just a hint of eagerness and a sway in her step
>"Thank you very much for doing this, Anon," she said as you hooked your arms around her legs and pulled her close. 
"No, thank you, ma'am," you said, taking a deep breath
>You could smell her arousal in the air
>It was a sweet, slightly tart smell that made your mouth water
>The principal placed a hand on your head as you licked her thigh clean, pulling her just a little closer so that she was right up against you
>She didn't taste quite like Sunset
>Sunny's taste hit you in the face lingered for a good while after
>Celestia's hinted at something almost cake-like
>Like a buttercream taste or something
>You found yourself dragging your tongue up her slit, trying to get more of that taste

>A shiver ran up the principal's spine
>"Hmm, just like that, Anon," she said, giving your head a few pats
>You nuzzled your face between those thighs, lapping at her flower 
>Each swipe of your tongue parted her lips, revealing healthy pink
>Your cock twitched in your pants as you pushed your tongue inside of her
>Celestia's breathing hitched, fingertips digging into her scalp
>"Oh my, that feels wonderful, sweetie," she said breathlessly
>You hummed, rubbing your nose against her clit, much to the older woman's enjoyment
>You wiggled your tongue all around, trying to go as deep as you could
>Her internal muscles gave you little reassuring squeezes, as if trying to pull you in deeper
>A moan escaped Celestia as you dragged your tongue across her walls
>"H-Hah~ Just like that, honey. Just like that..."
>With her free hand, she began unbuttoning her coat
>Her blouse was next, allowing her breasts to plop out
>They were the envy of the school, big, full, firm things with big pink nipples that no sane creature could help but play with
>Celestia had used these tits on you once
>Your first day here you had jokingly asked for a boobjob
>She gotten down on her knees and engulfed your cock in which softness, smoothness, and warmth that by the end of it she had needed a whole new change of clothes and you had had to go to the nurses office because you had pulled something
>Celestia's body jerked as your tongue swirled inside of her
>A jet of her cum flew into your mouth and onto your chin
>You swallowed what you could, savoring the taste before pulling your tongue out of her
>You were about to wrap your lips around her clit, when you felt her hands pushing your head away
>Looking up, you saw that her skin was flushed and her eyes were half-lidded
>She was chewing on her bottom lip as well, her chest heaving
>"A-Anon, as much as I enjoy your tongue work, I t-think I'd prefer a little something else," she said, wiggling her hips

>Both of them roamed all over the principal's body
>You played with her tits, her flat, toned belly, squeezed her butt
>It was almost unfair how beautiful this woman was
>You were shocked that guys weren't lined out the door the second school started to get a piece of her
>"A-Almost... there we are."
>A shiver ran through the principal as you finally hilted
>Her back arched, and she looked up at the ceiling in a silent cry
>Cum sprayed out from around your cock, coating your boxers and the chair
>You held onto Celestia as she jerked and twitched through orgasm, trying very hard not to smile
>Looks like someone was a little more stressed and pent up than you thought...
>Reaching up, you rolled one of her nipples between your pointer finger and thumb
>Celestia let out a choked cry, hands flying to your arms and squeezing it tightly
>Just then, the door opened
>Poking her head in was Vice-Principal Luna 
>The woman looked like she was about to either fall asleep or punch a hole in the hall, irritation easily visible in her bloodshot, drooping eyes
>"Celestia, the superintendent is here," she said, stepping into the office. "We need to--oh, hello Anonymous."
>You waved with your freehand, gently bucking your hips
"Afternoon, ma'am."
>Luna rolled her eyes
>"Please, we've been through this a thousand times, I feel ancient when you call me ma'am."
>You grunted as Celestia began raising herself up off your pole
"Sorry, Vice-Principal... just... trying to be polite..."
>"I'm sure by now that my sister has told you that you'll be spending Saturday with me, correct?"
"Yep..."

>"Good," Luna said with a nod, looking toward her sister. "So, Celestia, shall I let that--"
>Her eyes flicked toward you
"--PLEASANT GENTLEMEN in?"
>"Yes!" Celestia said. "Oh my goodness, yes!"
>"Very well, Anon? Since I know that you take quite a while my sister and I would appreciate it if you kept quiet while the superintendent is here. I cannot stress how important this meeting is."
>Celestia's rump hit your lap with a wet, meaty smack
>You bit down on her shoulder to keep from screaming
"I-I'll do my best."
>With another nod, Luna disappeared from the office
>You don't know how long she was gone
>Time didn't matter
>All that mattered was the beautiful woman in your lap
>"Just like t-that, Anon, just like that," Celestia said as you sucked on her neck. "Gods, it feels like you're in my stomach..."
>Her hand covered yours, forcing you to squeeze her tit hard
>You could feel yourself twitch inside of her
>Her cunt responded with a delightful squeeze, trying to milk the cum out of you
>"Hello there, Celestia. Can't see you in awhile. You're doing well I hope?"
>You looked over the principal's shoulder
>There, standing right in the door, was a sharply dressed man with some of the worst facial hair that you had ever seen in your life
>He also had these sickly yellow eyes
>You had heard some nasty rumors about this guy from some of your fellow students
>He was Superintendent Discord, aka the fuck that had not only tried cutting the school's budget for everything other than football, but the one that had tried, more than once to substitute all of the school's lunch meat with circus animal byproducts
>You didn't even know what that entailed, nor did you want to
>"Discord," the principal said, with as much venom as a woman who had just come down from an orgasm could muster
>Surprisingly, she did a pretty good job of it

>The superintendent chuckled, adjusting his tie
>"Come now, is that any way to treat an old friend?" he asked, his gaze flicking toward you. "And who might you be, young man?"
>Celestia clamped down on you for several seconds, stealing all rational thought
"I... A-Anon, sir."
>"Anon? What an odd name," Mr. Discord said, stroking his facial hair
>He placed his suitcase onto the principal's desk, opening it
>"I hope you're able to keep yourself quit. The adults here have some very important things to talk about."
>His tone made you stop bucking your hips
>A retort came to mind, something about his mother and the donkey gangbang she had was apart of
>Before the words could leave your mouth, Celestia gave your arm a pat
>It was more like a desperate grab than anything really--she was still bouncing of course--but you could feel the tenderness in it
>"I... p-promise that Anon... will--A-Ah~--Anon will be be perfectly b-behaved," she said, giving him a glare. "Now LETssssss see your... document."
>Mr. Discord grinned
>It wasn't a very nice grin if you were being honest
>If you had been fucking another girl you might have even gone a bit soft seeing it
>"Very well, if you want to forgot the niceties then I suppose we could get down to business."
>Celestia let out a moan, squirting around you as she came again
>You reached down to toy with her clit, which had her thrashing
>Mr. Discord turned toward Ms. Luna
>"Luna? Be a dear and get me some coffee, would you? I won't be here for long but my throat is positively parched."
>"Of course, superintendent," the vice-principal through gritted teeth. "Allow me to get that for you."
>"Yes. Do that," Mr. Discord said, turning away from her
>He leaned back into his chair, folding his leg over and lap and intertwining his fingers

>You were going to cum soon
>That realization brought you back
>You found yourself, sucking on the principal's mouth
>Two of your fingers were in Ms. Celestia's mouth
>She was sucking on them like a pacifier, tongue swirling around your digits
"M-Ms. Celestia... I'm g-g-gonna... cum," you said, quiet enough for only that she'd hear
>The principal let out a moan, eyes closed as she played with her boobs
"Ma'am... you gotta let me... up," you said, a little louder, toes curling. "Gonna..."
>You tried to push the older woman off you with your one hand
>When that didn't work you started pinching her butt, trying to snap her out of it
>Ms. Celestia didn't react at all, gagging as she took your fingers past the second knuckle, her throat spasming
>You tried to hold it in, really you did, but you weren't made of stone
>Groaning, you unloaded into your principal so hard that you were pretty sure it lifted both of you off the chair
>Celestia's body spasmed as your first spurt fired into her
>She slammed herself down, hilting you, knees knocking together and sock-covered feet rubbing against your legs as she came yet again
>You unloaded everything you had into that woman
>Everything in your balls, everything in your soul
>You were pretty sure you emptied everyone's balls in the classroom above you too your orgasm lasted so long
>It did eventually end though, leaving you a sweaty, panting, absolutely broken wreck of a man
>Celestia wasn't much better
>She was leaning back against you swaying like a drunkard
>Her face and neck were slick with sweat, and half of her hair was sticking up every which way as she panted like a racehorse
>"Humph, I hate to say it, but I'm afraid that you've bested me again, mr dear," Mr. Discord said with an unhappy grumble, none too happily tossing his papers into his suitcase. "But I promise you that I'll be back very soon. I'll slash that art program yet!"

>"Hum, doo, sun... fucc," Celestia mumbled
>She would have slumped forward, smashing her face against her table if you hadn't tiredly wrapped your arms back around her middle
>Frowning, Mr. Discord rose to his feet
>He looked over at Luna, who had a small, pleased smile on her face
>"Luna, would you be a dear and see to this?" he asked, pointing toward his groin. "A good cum would put me in a better mood."
>Celestia giggled drunkenly, grabbing one of your arms and bringing it up to her face to kiss each of your fingers
>Luna's smile vanished
>"I'd rather not if you don't mind," she said
>"Oh come on ,you don't want to be rude now do you?" Discord said with a mocking grin. "You don't want to set a bad example for your student there now, would you?"
>For a good minute, Luna just started at the superintendent, utter loathing in her eyes
>With a long-suffering sigh, she rose to her feet, walked over to him, and squatted down
>Unbuttoning his pants, she pulled his pants down
>You had to blink a few times as you stared at his groin
>It was just as weird as his facial hair and his snaggletooth
>It was small but weirdly thick, with a morphed, animalistic head
>One of his balls was three times the size of the other, and his bush was bordering on ridiculous 
>Ms. Luna stared at this mess of a groin in disgust
>With absolutely no enthusiasm, she wrapped her lips around his cock and started sucking
>Mr. Discord let out a chuckle, grabbing two handfuls of her hair
>"There we go... just... like... THAT."
>With each word, he slammed his groin into the vice-principal's face
>Ms. Luna just sort of sat there, letting him fuck her mouth
>You could see her eyes shut tightly, and her nose scrunched up as she gripped at the bottom of her shirt

>"Yes... Yes... Yes... How... Do... You... Like... That...!"
>He managed a few more thrusts before hilting one more time and staying there
>A shaky breath escaped him as Ms. Luna's eyes shot open
>She pushed at his legs, forcing him to step backward
>His cock popped out of her mouth
>...Why is it blue?
>That can't be healthy, right?
>Like at all
>Luna, cheeks puffed out, rolled out of the way when a spurt of cum fired out of Mr. Discord's tip
>He managed two more spurts before he began dripping all over the floor
>"Yes... that's the stuff," he said with a smile. "I suppose it's too much to ask to get a cleaning, hmm, Luna?"
>The Vice-Principal probably didn't hear him, since she was too busy hunched over a trash can spitting out his load
>...Why the FUCK was it that color?
>What was wrong with this dude?"
>Chuckling, the superintendent pulled his pants back up
>"Yes, well, as much FUN as this has been, I really must be getting back to the office. I'm a very busy man you know. Tata, Luna, Celly. I'll see the two of you soon. Anon, it was WONDERFUL meeting you as well. Bye bye now."
>Spinning around on his heels, Mr. Discord threw open Ms. Celestia's door and left
>You, your principal, and vice-principal watched him leave
"Man... that guy's a dick."
>"L-Language, Anon," Ms. Celestia said, sounding totally and utterly tired
>"My sister is right, Anon. Even if your description is more than correct," Ms. Luna said grabbing a handful of tissues and using them to wipe her tongue. "Bleh. I don't know what that man does to make his cum so bitter, and frankly I don't think I want to know."
>Ms. Celestia placed her hands on her belly, looking down at her groin
>You looked down as well, a flush of pride filling you as you saw just how much of a mess you made

>"Anonymous? Is your cum always this thick?" Ms. Celestia asked
>That was a weird thing about this world
>From what you've seen, cum for men was a little thicker than water
>It was probably the main reason why everyone wasn't just knocked up all the time
>You had commented about it on this world's Twilight
>She had insisted that you both do some tests
>Tests which mostly consisted of you fucking her butt
>You don't know if she learned anything but you had a hell of a time
>"Yes ma'am," you replied
>"Hmm," the principal said, patting her belly. "I don't mean to alarm you but I believe I might be pregnant after this."
>She didn't sound too worried about it
>You weren't too worried either to be honest
>Sunset was gonna flip her lid when you told her though
>The crazy horse girl would probably demand that you knock all of her friends up or something
>The weirdo
>Luna looked over at you, nose still scrunched
>"Anonymous? Could you be a dear and come over here? Nothing I do can get this horrid taste out of my mouth."
>You nodded, looking at Ms. Celestia
"Ma'am? Are you gonna be alright if I get up?"
>The principal nodded
>"I think I'll be alright. Very sore, but alright," she said, giving you a smile. "And thank you for that, Anon. You are a sweetheart."
"Happy to help, ma'am," you said, giving her fat tits one last squeeze. "And if you need help again I'd be more than happy to help."
>"Hmmm~ I'll remember that."
>It took a few tries--both of you were still shaky as all hell-- but you both eventually did manage to get to your feet
>You pulled out of Ms. Celestia with a wet plop, a tide of your cum following quickly afterward to fall to the floor
>Ms. Celestia was even shakier than you, so you had to help her back into her chair
>She sat down heavily, resting her head back against the top of it with a sigh
>"He's all yours, Luna."

>Luna waved you over, mouth opening wide
>Your legs were jello, but you eventually did manage to get over to the woman
>The moment she was within arm's length she wrapped her arms around your legs, pulling you close
>She began licking your cum-covered sack clean
>A moan of relief escaped her as both yours and her sister's cum touched her tongue
>Geeze, was Mr. Discord's cum that bad?
>A shiver ran through you as the vice-principal popped one of your balls into her mouth and started sucking
>Your cock fell over her eye as she did this, forcing her to keep it closed, but she hardly seemed to mind
"So how did the meeting go, if you don't mind me asking?" you asked
>Ms. Celestia shrugged
>"To tell you the truth dear I have no idea. I was a bit preoccupied," she said, gesturing toward herself
>Luna released your ball with a wet pop
>"It actually went very well, Anonymous," she said, licking some spunk from her lips. "I have to say, sister, you made some excellent points in between all of that moaning."
>"Really?" the principal said with a smile. "Maybe I should have Anon come to more of our meetings then?"
>Luna's expression soured a little bit
>"Despite winning today the battle is hard from over. You know Discord. He'll be back in a few weeks to cause us no small amount of stress."
>She dragged the tip of her tongue across your cock before going back to your face
>You have her head a pat, looking over at Ms. Celestia
>The principal had two fingers jammed in her well used pussy
>She scooped some of your cum up and brought her hand to her mouth
>Your stomach tightened as you watched her lick her fingers clean
>Your cock, the little fucking trooper that he was, twitched
>Ms. Luna let out a groan as your dick rehardened, looming over her face
>The sight brought you back to full, twitching hardness
"Ms. Luna?"
>Hmmm~?" the vice-principal said as your cock thumped against her forehead
>You couldn't help yourself, being the absolute horndog that you were
"Do you need some unstressing too?"