Sirens >"Do you think they have those weird fish bits? Because I think that would be really hot." >Be Incognito >After months upon months of long, pain in the ass work, you were finally allowed your allotted two weeks vacation >It was usually a happy time >One filled entirely with you lying around, ordering pizzas and screaming at nine year olds on the internet >But your friend Anon-- >... >Well, he wasn't really your friend to be honest... >He worked in the cubicle right next to yours... >Every once in awhile you both would go to that wing place down the street... >He was a bit of a putz though... >Like a lot more than a bit, if you were being honest with yourself... >... >Let's call him a confidant >Your confidant Anon also had gotten his vacation >And because of this he decided--without your fucking say-so you might add-- that the two of you needed to take a trip >You had figured that he meant someplace like Florida, or maybe go see the world's largest ball of string or some shit >But no >Somehow, this dummy had managed to get two visas to fucking Equestria >You had no idea how he fucking did it >It was a goddamn task to get into that magical ass country without an Equestrian bringing you over >But he had done it >And not only that, he knew the "perfect" place for the two of you to go >There was a beautiful beach >Crystal clear waters >Sand so fine that it felt like silk >With a scenery that was nothing less than breathtaking >And not only that, but no one went to the fucking place, so the two of you could have a whole beach to yourself >You, of course, had been more than a little dismissive >There was no way a place like that existed, even in Equestria >But lo and behold, Anon wasn't pulling your leg >A beach like that did exist >It was about twenty miles from Manehattan, tucked away between a series of mountain ranges >There was a quant little town a few miles from the beach, and from what you had been told not a single person went anywhere near the beach if they could help it >And why was that, you might ask? >Because the waters all around the beach were absolutely infested with sirens >There were dozens of signs saying so >The townspeople had also told you, and went to great lengths to tell you just how dangerous the creatures were >But guess where you were at two thirty in the fucking afternoon because if Anon didn't get his way he squatted on his bed like some moron and started making weird noises? >Fucking goddammit... >... >To be fair, it was a really beautiful beach >The perfect place to set up a charcoal grill and cook up some burgers >The problem however was that you could clearly see about a dozen figures lounging on a big ass rock about a hundred yards out into the sea >From this distance, they all looked like honest to god mermaids, complete with seashell bras >And, from what you could tell, every single one of them were staring in your direction >"I bet you they have dolphin pussies," Anon said, staring back at the sirens as he sipped his Natty Ice. "You know, the ones with all that muscle control?" >You did your best not to sigh as you flipped your burgers, not quite succeeding "I honestly wish I didn't," you replied >Anon's nose scrunched up >"Everyone should know the joys of fish puss, Cogy." "They shouldn't learn about it during work while their boss is right fucking behind them, Anon." >"Please, I'd bet my house you jerked off to that gif when you went home. I know I did." >A part of you wanted to point out that he didn't have a house >Another part of you wanted to flick a piece of white-hot charcoal at the moron >But you did neither of those things >Instead, you just reached for your bottle of whiskey and took a healthy gulp "Do you want anything on your burger?" you asked, kicking open the cooler right next to you and peering inside. "I got cheese... mushrooms... lettuce... tuna?" >You frowned "Who the fuck put tuna in the cooler? And why is it opened?" >"I think we should go and try to talk with the fishwomen, Cogy," Anon said, completely ignoring you question as he looked at you >You waved in the sirens' general direction with your spatula "Go ahead." >"But those townspeople said not to go anywhere near them," Anon said, leaning back into his chair. "They also said we shouldn't go to the beach but here we are," you said >He let out a thoughtful hum, his eyes narrowing >"You think if I went in the water they'd swim over and suck my dick?" >... >Godammit... >Why did you agree to go on a vacation with this dumb fuck? "I think if you got in the water they'd swim over and tear you to pieces," you replied, with a tone you reserved to retarded children >Anon clicked his tongue >"But would they though?" "Yes." >"But are you sure?" "Pretty sure." >"A thousand percent sure?" >You covered your face with a hand "Look, if you want to--" >A red glowing light appeared at the corner of your eye >Head snapping up, you saw the sirens GLOWING >That was all the warning you got before a sound floated into your ears >It was singing >Beautiful singing >Probably some of the most beautiful singing that you had ever heard >The kind of sound that you couldn't describe, only feel >The singing rose and fell, twisted and straightened >You could feel your heart beating faster as you eyes flittered shut >It was-- "Fucking--!" >You reeled back, hissing in pain as your hand touched the side of your hot grill >The spell over you was lifted, allowing you to get your bearings >Motherfucker! >You were bewitched! >Just like those stories about sailors getting fucked up by sirens! >Looking all around, you saw that Anon had gotten up and was making his way toward the sea "Anon. Anon! Stop you dumb fuck!" you called >Anon, wide-eyed and drooling, didn't pay you any mind >Now, you knew that you should run over and stop your confidant >But you were cooking burgers, and lazy, so instead you reached into the other cooler sitting to your left and pulled out a can of Natty Ice >After checking the wind, the position of the sun, and the axis of the earth, you cocked your arm and let the can fly >Thankfully, your aim was true, the can hitting the dumb fuck right in the back of his head >"OW!" Anon said, stumbling forward for a few feet before reeling around and glaring at you. "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!" >You shrugged "Hey, it was either that or let you walk to your doom, dummy." >Blinking, Anon looked around >It took about a minute, but the little hamster in his head started running >"Wha-- they did some mind shit on us!" he said, a grin coming to his face. "That's fucking AWESOME!" >... >Ugh... "I wouldn't say that it was awesome," you said, reaching for your whiskey. "But at least we should be good for now. As long as we don't--" >Puffing his chest out, Anon strided toward the sea >You stopped what you were saying to just look at him "Where are you going?" you demanded >"I'm gonna go fuck a fish!" he called back. "It's obvious they want it, otherwise they wouldn't have done that song!" "They sang because they probably want to eat us, you stupid bastard," you said >Anon pulled his shirt off, increasing his pace >On their rock, you could see the sirens perking up >"You'll see, Cogy. As soon as I get in the water they'll be all over my dick!" >You didn't bother with another Natty Ice >It was too good for him "I'm not coming in to save you," you called >Anon didn't reply >Instead, he let out a child-like giggle, rushing into the water >As soon as he was ankle deep, every siren on the rock disappeared into the sea >You can see their forms flying through the water, right toward Anon >Anon saw them as well, letting out another giggle as he spread his arms out nice and wide >"Come on, ladies! I'm right here!" he yelled. "I'm young, dumb, and full of enough cum for all of ya!" >... >Is this how people feel right before a shark attack? >... >You were going to have to explain to your co-workers how this dummy got himself killed, didn't you? >Shaking your head, you take another gulp of your whiskey as you watched the sirens come ever closer >You could see some pushing and shoving each other under the water, each of them jockeying for position >No doubt they wanted to get the best bits to eat first... Oddly enough though, there were three forms that didn't follow the pack >These three hung back, going at a leisurely pace >By this point, Anon was waist high in the ocean >You could see him tugging at his pants, muttering something to himself >Reaching into the cooler, you pulled out some cheese, putting a slice on each burger >Welp... >Looked like you were gonna have to eat all of these yourself... >A siren launched itself out of the ocean like a dolphin >It let out a cry, arms outstretched >Anon let out a cry himself, though this sounded far less triumphant as he was tackled into the water >"Gah! Wha! Blah! One at a time, girls! One at a time!" >Anon kicked and splashed as the area around him was filled with fins and arms and bodies >The idiot was dunked, thrown around, and even lifted into the air at points as the sirens fought over him >Grabbing a plate, you placed your burgers onto it >Using your drink cooler as a table, you placed your burgers on top of it >Then, walking over to Anon's chair, you grabbed it, dragging it over and having a seat "Urgh," you grunted, laying back and closing your eyes. "He'll be fine..." >And even if he wasn't, you weren't getting near that water... >As long as you were on this beach, you were safe... >The three sirens that had hung back made their way around the frenzy >At this distance, you could now make out their figures >Each had long, powerfully built fish bodies >Their tops were that of beautiful women >One had long blue hair >Another had purple hair stripped with cyan >The third, the one leading the other two, seemed to have a poofy mass of golden hair >How it managed to stay poofy in water was a mystery to you, but whatever... >You had burgers to eat >Smacking your lips, you reached for your burger buns, no longer paying the chaos in the ocean any mind >That might have been a mistake >As the three sirens drew closer toward the shore, they were forced to swim closer and closer to the surface >Eventually, the water was so shallow that their large fish bodies could go no further >But, oddly enough, that didn't stop them >There were three flashes of red light, so brief that you didn't notice >You were digging through your cooler, a frown on your face "Where's that fucking ketchup? I know I put it in here..." "Hiya!" "Gah!" >You jumped, nearly spilling out of your chair in the process >Looking up, you saw three women standing not a foot from you >It took a few moments, but you eventually realized that they looked a hell of a lot like those sirens you had just seen >Only, instead of the fish lower part, they looked perfectly human >Two perfectly round, plump butts splintered off into blemishless, toned legs >Then were was a massive bubble butt >One that you could easily see around the most mouthwatering legs that you had ever seen >It almost hurt to look at them... >Like seriously... >"Hehe, I think he likes you, Aria!" >"Of course he does! Who wouldn't love me?" >"I can think of several people." >"...Shut up, Adagio." >There was a flash of blue, and you found yourself staring into a set of purple eyes >"Hey mister! My name's Sonata!" >Slowly, you sat back into your chair >In doing so, you got a better look at the woman standing in front of you >It was the girl with the blue hair >She looked absolutely nothing like a fish, you noticed >Her hair was tied up in a tight ponytail >Her facial features were feminine and very much human, though in her eyes you could see a very animalistic hunger >There was excitement too, and a bit of mischievousness, but it was that hunger that concerned you >Frowning, you took a moment to think about your options >You might not consider yourself a very smart man, but you were known for running surprisingly fast in short distances >There was a pretty good chance you could get away to safety >... >You looked at your burgers, then at the siren staring at you with a wide, toothy smile >You then looked at her friends, Poof girl and the ass master >Both were staring at you curiously >There was the same, predator-like sharpness in their eyes, but they were a hell of a lot better at hiding it >Poof girl had her arms crossed, her biceps pressing together her modest bust >Ass master had her head cocked to the side and a hand on her hip as she stared at you intently >... >It really wasn't fair... >Why did every fucking Equestrian you met have to be so astoundingly beautiful? >Hell, if one of the guys was willing you have doubts if you'd be able to say no, for Christ's sake! >But you'd never be a bottom... >Nope... >You were a top, through and through... >Grabbing your bag of burger buns, you offered it to Sonata "Would you ladies like something to eat?" you asked. "I got burgers, and beer. Natty Ice too, if you're into that sort of thing..." >Sonata let out a squeal >"Really?!" she asked, bouncing in place >You did your best to look at her face, even while her clam bra struggled to contain her A+ rack >Sweet Jesus... >Poof girl clicked her tongue >"Good to see a man that knows how to cook," she said >Sauntering over, she took the buns out of your hands >Her fingertips brushed against yours >For some reason, she grinned >"It's very nice to meet you. I'm Adagio, the one behind me is Aria, and this one right here is Sonata." >"It's really, really nice to meet you, mister!" Sonata said. "I've always wanted to meet a human!" >With a happy cry, she pulled you out of your chair and onto the sand "Hey! Easy with the--" >The surprisingly strong woman wrapped her arms around your middle >You found yourself being rolled around the sand, so quickly that the world was a blur >This was it... >You were gonna get pulled in the sea and eaten, or eaten on the beach... >Your co-workers would be at your funeral... >They'd probably say some bullshit like you and Anon were best friends and died in each other's arms... >Dammit... >You braced for death, cursing your own stupidity >But no death blow came >You eventually found yourself lying on your back, under the shade >Cautiously cracking open an eye, you saw that you were under your umbrella >Leg were wrapped around your lower stomach >You could also feel boobs pressing against your back as Sonata nuzzled the top of your head >"We hear about you guys everytime a ship comes through our waters, but I didn't think I'd EVER get to meet one of you!" she chirped, giggling. "Is it really true that you guys have metal birds you can fly? What about those magic hickey-dos that let you talk to each other? Do those exist?" >You looked up at the siren "What?" you asked >A chuckle came from your left >"It looks like you've shaken him up a bit too hard, Sonata." >Adagio was sitting on your chair, munching on one of your burgers >"Let go of him, you dummy," Ass master grumbled, applying a healthy spurt of ketchup onto her burger. "You're gonna scare him away." >"I will not!" Sonata said, sticking her tongue out at the walking ass >She then nuzzled the top of your head >"You're fine, aren't you mister?" "Incognito," you found yourself saying. "My name's Incognito." >The girls exchanged glances >"An odd name, but it suites you, my dear," Adagio said, leaning back into your chair and kicking up her feet. "Thank you?" you said, as Sonata began to gently rock you both back and forth "Hey... you guys aren't gonna eat me or anything, right?" >Adagio raised an eyebrow >"Eat you?" >You nodded "Yeah... we've heard some... things about sirens from the town not too far from here..." >Ass master snorted, sitting beside Adagio >"Puff, those fuckers were always a bunch of babies," she said, taking a big bit out of her burger. "A bunch of walking cocks, the lot of them." >Adagio none to gently elbowed the master of asses, giving you her best smile >"I can assure you that you're perfectly safe, my dear human," she said, wiping a bit of grease from her face. "I'm sure you've heard nothing but lies and slander from those Equestrians." >She leaned forward, her toes digging into the sand >"We sirens are a proud, noble, and misunderstood race. We've never sunk any ships, or drowned anyone--" >"URGH! MUH DICK!" Anon yelled from the ocean, will being swarmed by fish women >"--In fact, my sisters and I have a proposition for you. Aria?" >Taking another bite from her burger, Aria undid the pouch from her seaweed thong and tossed it at you >Though Sonata was running her hands all over your body, giggling as she did so, you were somehow able to snatch it out of the air and open it >Pearls, uncut diamonds, bits of gold and silver were in that bag >"There are riches in the sea that you couldn't even imagine, Anon," Adagio said as you gaped . "My sisters and I have chests full of such valuables, enough to make you rich beyond your most wild dreams." >You could feel a very big BUTT coming >And not ass master's butt either >This prompted you to close the pouch "But...?" >Adagio cleared her throat, puffing her chest out >"While my sisters and I have many things, voices beyond beauty, strength, a hunting grounds that is the envy of all, there is something we don't have." >You twitched as Sonata's hand made its way down to your butt and gave it a squeeze >"We don't have a cute guy to sing too! Or snuggle! Or to show those pretty reefs when the sun--" >"What we do not have is companionship of the male variety," Adagio said, glaring at Sonata >"There's no male sirens, so we gotta look for dummies like you that come onto our beaches even when people tell you not to," Aria said, helping herself to another burger >Adagio's smile disappeared completely >"While I wouldn't put it EXACTLY like that, yes. My sister's and I desire companionship, and you seem to be a perfect candidate." >... >Really? "Really?" >"Yep!" Sonata said. "We'll build you a nice little hut near the sea, and you can come hunting with us and bully sharks and whales, and we can sit on the beach and look at the stars when it's night out!" >Ass master smirked >"And don't forget your... other duties," she said, wiggling her hips >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh... >"Yes," Adagio said, her smiling becoming a tad more nervous. "We'll do all that and more for you. So what do you say, Incognito? Does our offer interest you?" >Interest you? >You had a shitty apartment back home... >And a job that you didn't care for... >And you had to pay taxes, and buy groceries! >You couldn't just stay here with these beautiful women, on this perfect beach, having sea-related adventures! >Sonata giggled >"Oops! My bra's gone!" she said, pointing over to where a seashell bra laid >... "I... well.. alright," you said. >Adagio and Aria perked up >"Really?" they both said at the same time, disbelief thick in their voices "Yeah, that actually sounds pretty nice," you admitted >You might have said more, if not for the fact that the world became a blur again >"Hah! I told you girl's he's say yes!" Sonata squealed as she rolled the two of you around. "Now we can snuggle him and hug him and he can hold our hands, and we can cook us more food in his steel box!" >You found yourself on your back, with the topless beauty straddling your stomach >Before you could so much as blink, she leaned down and pressed her lips against your >"Mwah!" she said, pulling back with a victorious grin. "Did you see that, Aria? I got my first kiss before--eep!" >With a roar, Aria launched herself from your chair and tackled Sonata, sending the two rolling >"You fucking CHEAT!" >"Owowowowowo! I'm sorry!" >"Oh, you'll be sorry! Now hold still!" "OW! Adagio!" >Sitting up, you watched the two girls biting and kicking each other >A sigh escaped you >Well... >It looked like this was your life now... >Looking onto the ocean, you saw Anon giving you a thumbs up >"FISH PUSS ALWAYS WINS!" he yelled. "ALWAYS!" ~_~_~_~_~ More Sirens >"Come on, man. Just smell my fingers. Just a little sniff." >Be Incognito >It had been about two months since you had taken the sirens' offer and, to be honest, you were enjoying yourself >There had been a cave not too far from the beach that you had managed to make into a pretty nice place to stay >Modern appliances had been a bit of a worry, since you liked running water and toilets, but that was where Equestrian magic had come in >With a bag full of pearls, you had been able to go into that little town not too far from the beach and buy yourself a ton of shit >A stove that didn't run on gas or create any smoke, a sink that somehow ran water without needing pipes, a fridge that didn't need electricity and kept all of your shit fresh and cool, a toilet that sent your poop to the shadow realm >...At least you think it did >Sure, you were as busy as you've ever been >Anon was no help at all--the fucker just kind of lived right on the beach with about a dozen other sirens, and only came around to try to steal some of your food-- but Adagio and her sisters did their best to help keep the cave clean and tighty >They had absolutely no idea how to use any of the shit that you had bought, so pretty much all of the cooking and washing was on you >And only the washing for Adagio, Sonata, and Aria either >After you had gotten your girls some proper swim tops, all of the other sirens had wanted some two >Apparently, sea shells chaffed, and sea weed felt no where near as nice as polyester >But they needed to be washed every once in awhile >There were also towels, blankets, and other shit that all the sirens now loved and used all the time >And Anon was absolutely useless in all things >So you had taken it upon yourself to wash the clothes >That and taking the dozen or so weekly trips into town to get soap, water, food that the sirens couldn't catch or forage for--which was a lot of shit-- and anything else that you needed >But... >You also had a crink in your leg after chasing a family of crabs out of the cave >The little fuckers were trying to tear apart your rug... >You were gonna have to figure out how to put a door on your cave... Rubbing your face, you put your stew on the lowest heat before making your way toward your bed >It was a big thing, so large that you had had to borrow a cart to lug everything back here >With a groan, you flopped down on top of it, sweaty and tired, with pruney hands >Whoo... >This house husband shit was something... >Grumbling to yourself, you nuzzled your cheek into your freshly washed sheets >The girls would be back in a couple of hours, getting you some fish and gems >They'd probably be back right when the food was done >Sonata always told you that as soon as she smelled your cooking she'd swim right back home... >You closed your eyes, ready for a well deserved nap >Not for long... >Maybe like five minutes... >You still had to watch out for the other sirens and fucking Anon >As soon as they smelled your food, they'd usually try to wander in and steal it... ~_~_~_~_~_~_~ >"Aw... he looks to cute when he's sleeping." >"He's lucky we got here before anyone else. If I saw a guy lying like that I'd get some ideas..." >"Please, Aria. No one would touch him, you know that." >Slowly, sleep fell away from you >Your eyes slipped open >Groaning, you rolled onto your back, picking your head up to see who was in your cave >It better not be fucking Denada again... >Or that tubby shit Tesnia... >To your relief, it was just Adagio and her sisters >Sonata was carrying a burlap sack of what you hoped was gold and other goodies >Aria was holding two big salmon >Adagio was holding a few clams, a smile on her face as she looked down at you >"Good morning, sleeping beauty," she said >You smiled at all three of them, sitting up "Hey girls," you said, rubbing the sleep out of your eye even as you stood up. "How were your days?" >"We got all the shit you wanted," Aria said, showing you the fish. "We also beat the shit out of some sharks that tried to get a bit too close to our hunting grounds. Fucking sharks..." >Grabbing Adagio's free hand, you knelt in front of her >You pressed the back of her hand against your forehead, then bringing it to your lips for a kiss, just like the knights of yesteryear did for their ladies >Adagio wiggled her fingers with a giggle >All of the sirens seemed to get a kick out of male attention, especially when you treated them like "some frilly guy" >Adagio in particular seemed to like it, which is why you could never help yourself >Giving her hand another kiss, you let go of it and stood up >Adagio, a blush on her face, wrapped her arms around you >"I smell food. Are we eating something other than shark then?" she asked, kissing your cheek "I got some stuff in town to make stew," you told you, hugging her back >She smelled like the sea, as she always did when she came back >Even so, her hair was as silky and smooth as anything you had every felt >You nuzzled your face into her hair as you hugged her a little tighter >Adagio let out a pleased hum, standing up on her tippy toes to kiss your temple >The two of you held the embrace before you broke it, turning toward Aria >The grumpy girl was already red faced, not daring to look you in the eye >The sight made you grin as you walked over and got down on your knees >A shiver ran through Aria as you grabbed her legs, gently moving her sideways so you could stare at her perfect butt >There was a standing order that you had in this cave; pretty much the ONLY standing order >All of the other girls could wear whatever type of bikini that they wanted, tops of bottoms >All except for Aria, who had to exclusively wear g-string bottoms "Hello there," you said, giving her butt a nuzzle. "And how have you two beauties been?" >You gave one cheek a kiss, then another >Aria bit her lip, her toes curling into the carpet as she bit her lip >You spread her cheeks, clapping them together a few times >The g-string she was wearing barely covered anything >If you wanted to, spreading her a bit more would give you a dinner and a show, but you resisted the urge >Giving her thigh a kiss, you stood up and hugged the now very red woman >She stiffened as you hugged her >"A-Are all humans such w-weirdos?" she muttered "Only the ones that get to see perfection everyday," you replied >A small smile came to Aria's face, though she didn't hug you >The little cutie... >Ooh! Me next! Me next!" >You gave Aria a smooch, which made her squirm, breaking your hug and turning toward Sonata >The blue haired girl launched herself at you with a grin >She slammed into you, causing you to take a few steps backward >Her arms and legs wrapped around you, and with a happy giggle she began to gently bite your neck >It was never hard enough to break the skin, but you could feel every little nip >You hugged her as best as you could, turning toward the other girls >Though you didn't notice it, you were grinning "Come on," you said, giving Sotana's rump a pat. "Let's see if the food's done." ~_~_~_~_~_~ >Dinner was nice as always >Sonata had insisted she sit in your lap the whole time so she could feed you >She, of course, made a mess, but that was fine >After getting the dishes cleaned and those salmons gutted for tomorrow, you and the girls had done a bit of reading >Surprisingly, even though none of them had any education to speak of, each of the sirens could read and speak a dozen different languages >They also had quite a few tales to tell >After you had read a chapter of the new Daring Do book, Aria had told you about a city that had been dragged to the sea by a leviathian >By the time she had finished with that it was late, so you all decided to hit the hay >Adagio, as usually, took position as the big spoon, her chin resting on top of her head >Today was Aria's turn to be your little spoon >She had pretended to be grumpy about it, her widdle nose scrunched up, but she had nuzzled herself as close to you as possible, giving you a shy kiss on the neck >She never kissed you on the lips... >She'd get super flustered when you tried to get her to do it too... >She was the cutest... >Sonata had fallen asleep holding the grump, snoring like a log and drooling all over her shoulder >After a long, fulfilling day, all of you had fallen asleep >For a little while anyways >"Incognito. Incognito?" >You were rousted from your slumber by gentle nudging, followed by a kiss on the neck >"Incognito?" >You opened your eyes and looked over your shoulder >Adagio was staring at you, wide awake >There was a question in her eyes >You gave her a smile and a nod "I'm up, I'm up. Just give me a minute." >Adagio grinned >Kissing you again, she rolled out of bed and made her way out of the cave >You watched her go for a moment before resting your head back on your pillow and burying your face into Aria's hair >The urge to go right back to sleep could be felt, but you ignored it, only letting yourself lie there for a second before you started to get up >It took a bit of work, but you were able to untangle yourself form grump without waking her, covering both her and Sonata with the blanket >Kissing both girls, you made your way toward the beach, bare chested and shoeless >The moon hang high in the sky >You could see stars, hundreds of them twinkling in the sky >You took a deep breath, just looking up >"There you are." >Adagio made her way toward you >You knelt, bowing your head low >"Of course. I'm a slave to my lady's wishes after all." >Adagio giggled, placing a hand on top of your head >"You really are a silly man," she said, running her fingers through your hair. "But enough of that. Come on, the sea awaits." >Adagio offered you her hand >You took it, allowing her to help you up >The two of you made your way down the beach, being careful not to disturb the pile of sirens snoozing away, with a half-naked Anon in the center of them all >The water was warm as you stepped into it "So where are we going tonight?" you asked >Adagio took both of your hands, leading you deeper into the inky black sea >The area around her throat grew red >There was a flash, and her legs and womanly lower body was gone, replaced by a powerful tail >Her eyes took a glow on them, and you could see her teeth becoming shark-like >Gills appeared on either side of her neck, and her hands took on fin-like properties >Bringing your hand to her mouth, she gave each knuckle a kiss >"It's a surprise, my dear," she whispered. "Now hold onto me. I don't want to lose you." >This had become something of a ritual for you and Adagio >She'd wake you up and take you into the sea >Sometimes she'd take you miles out, flying through the water as you held on for dear life >Other times she'd just stick near the shoreline, just lazily swimming as she held onto you >She almost never said a thing as you did this, nor did you >Speaking would have ruined it... >Whatever the thing you were doing was... >Tonight, it looked like Adagio wanted to take you near the coral reef not far from the shore You could see things glowing in the water, swimming around in search for prey or safety >You watched all of the little lights for awhile as Adagio held onto you tight >As she usually was, the siren was comfortingly warm, chasing away any coldness in the water >If you weren't careful, you might fall asleep in her arms... >"Incognito?" Adagio said, suddenly breaking the silence "Hmm?" you asked >"I thought that I'd tell you just how much I appreciate you taking us on our offer," she said. "You've done this whole pack a lot of good." "It's no big deal," you said, giving her arm a pat >Adagio grabbed your shoulders, and before you knew it you were face to face with the siren >There was an odd expression on her face >She looked happy, unsure, determined, a little scared >"No, it is a big deal," she said. "I haven't seen the girls this happy in a long, long time. Even Aria's smiling more. And all of these fantastic things that you've gotten us, even though you could just keep all of those riches and run..." >You gave her cheek a pat "I'm not much of a runner," you said. "And besides, how the hell would I be able to get all of those pearls through the portal--" >Adagio cupped your face >To your surprise, tears were starting to form in her eyes >"Thank you," she said, hugging you. "Thank you." >Her large tail wrapped around you as she began rubbing her face against yours >You hugged the fish woman "Shush, it's alright. It's alright," you murmured. "It's alright..." >Out of the corner of your eye, you could see a lone cloud floating in the sky >For a moment, you swore that you could see a bit of pink on top of it >... >Nah... >You were just seeing things... ~_~_~_~_~_~ "Hehehe..." >You couldn't help but grin as you watched a Mr. Incognito O. Other and the siren known as Adagio embracing >Twilight had thought that you were crazy when you had asked her to bring the siren's back to Equestria >But you had been correct >Like like any normal Equestrian, the sirens seem on average about three hundred and fifteen percent happier >Their violent tendencies had also decreased by about eighty percent >There hadn't been a single reported attack on any ships around these waters, nor were there any sudden storms >You hadn't expected the sirens to begin spending so much time on land, since they preferred the ocean, but things were looking good... >You quietly cackled, rubbing your hands together like birdman >Yes... >Yes... >Everything was working out... >Incognito and Anon might think it was a little weird when everything they had back on earth appeared in a few days, but you doubted they'd be all that concerned... >Now you just had a wait for a little while... >Anonymous might have been a bit of a... dummy, but Incognito had his head on straight >As soon as those sirens started popping out babies he'd insist that they'd get a proper education >That meant they'd have to go into town, which meant the sirens would have to get along with Equestrians >In one fell swoop you'd be able to help an endangered population and help relations between them and Equestria as a whole >Maybe in a few years you and your fellow princesses could make them citizens... >You sat on on your cloud, placing your hands on your hips and taking a deep breath >Yep... >You definitely deserve a peetzer after this job well done... >Celestia dammit were you good... >Smiling, you peeked your head over the cloud to take one last look at the happy couple before disappearing into the night >What you saw made you raise an eyebrow "Oh... lewd." >You pulled out a camera >Sticking out your tongue in concentration, you took a picture "Neat." ~_~_~_~_~_~ Sunset Shimmer >"Y-Yeah. You like that, you little human slut? Is this Equestrian p-pussy good?" >Be Anon >Everyman, busybody, and brand spanking newly dubbed pornstar >The latter title was something that you had always kind of wanted, just like pretty much every other man that knew what porn was >And today you were living out your dream >Kind of... >Your co-star and the wife of your two little beautiful children, shared a similar dream as you >She too had wanted to fugg beautiful people for money >So, when you had told her about your silly dream, barely thinking about it to be honest, she had jumped at the idea >Which is why you found yourself in Canterlot, making the newest installment of "Poor Little Human Boy" >"Y-Yeah. You better--A-Ah~! You better empty t-those fat nuts of yours right in my p-pussy. I want your cute l-little half-breed babies~" >The Equestrian porn scene wasn't what you were expecting, to be perfectly honest >For one, you were pretty sure that it was state-run >The staff were also extremely nice, from the camera people to the makeup guys to the director, who was apparently some super famous photographer >Nice and very professional >"Doesn't t-that sound nice? Me c-carrying your babies? Ruining y-you for any human g-girl...?" >In less than an hour they had gotten you and Sunset ready for this shoot >The makeup people had shaved Sunset's "cutiemark" into your pubes >Sunset had also gotten a bit of a trim downstairs as well, though not completely >Equestrians were pretty insistent on pubes, you guess >From what Sunset had told you, it showed that one was a healthy, virile individual >It had been kind of weird for you at first, but you had gotten used to it... >Sunset liked to keep her shit shaved down, so at least she didn't have a eighties bush >"H-Human boys were made f-for Equestrian pussy. Weren't t-they, slut? Come on, moan for m-me!" >At that moment, you were lying down on a actually nice bed >Along with your pubes being shaved, you had gotten some graffiti scribbled on you >"Born to breed TEP", "Equestrian King" "Magi Slut" stuff like that >On your forehead were also the words "Equestrians rule" >That one camera girl seemed really proud of herself when she wrote that on you >The prop team had also provided you with a collar that said "Waking Cock" on it complete with a chain >Sunset had said that it was a little over the top, but you figured why not? >If you were doing porn, you may as well lose a bit of dignity right? >And after five minutes you forgot about the thing anyways >Your wonderful wife was bouncing on top of you >Her full, heavy breast, leaking a bit of milk you noticed, bounced each time she rose up, and each time her butt wetly slapped against your hips >She glistened with both sweat and water that some woman would spray onto both of you between scenes >Her hair flew wildly in all directions >Sunset saw staring down at you, biting her lip as her face scrunched up >She had the chain wrapped around her hand a few times, and was using it to help slam herself down onto your length >You had to admit that everything together made this incredibly hot >Your gorgeous wife, all of these people watching you, knowing that millions of people would watch this in just a few weeks time >It also helped that your sunny was also still wonderfully tight, even after having the kids >Her vaginal walls gripped your cock tightly, doing it's best to wring every ounce of spunk form your balls >But there was a problem >A problem that you had brought up with Sunset before starting this whole thing >Your wife, of course, had said that it wouldn't be a problem >"Y-Yeah..." Sunset said, panting hard. "You're g-g-gonna cum r-real hard. You're gonna--" >She shut her eyes, bringing her chin to her chest >Slamming down onto your length, she began to wiggle and buck >You could feel her clamp around your cock as she bit back a scream >Your groin was soaked with cum as Sunset pressed both hands against your chest, riding out a orgasm >Probably the fifth in twenty minutes >Now... >You loved your wife with all of your heart >She was funny, smart, more beautiful than any creature had a right to be >You knew in your heart that she'd be the best fucking mom in the world >But, when one wanted to do a porno one needed stamina >And while you were no marathon sprinter, Sunset was a hell of a lot worse than you >Like dropping-head-after-a-hundred-meter-sprint bad >Sighing to yourself, you reached up and played with one of her nipples >She let out a squeak, digging her fingers into your chest >"Cut! Cut!" Photo Finish said. "Zis is no good. We must zoot the scene again!" >The camera crew let out some good natured chuckles as Sunset fell on top of you with a groan >"S-Sorry... Photo," she wheezed >Sitting at her chair, the photographer/director waved a hand >"It's fine, dear. We'll take five. Let you catch your breath." >Sunset nodded, buring her face into the nape of your neck >"Thank... you." >You had been doing this one scene for the past half an hour >The scene before that had taken fifty minutes, wherein Sunset had nearly passed out >Twice >Don't get you wrong, this was fucking hot, but you wanted to get this movie done today! >You needed to get back home to the kids! >"Were... were you about to... cum that time... hon?" Sunset asked >You wrapped your arms around her neck "You're gonna kill yourself," you murmured, giving her forehead a kiss >"Not... before you... knock me up... again... stud." >She rolled her hips >Your cock twitched inside of her >Sunset let out a groan, her hot, moist breath hitting your ear >"You're... gonna cream pie...for... millions of... people to see," she said, looking up at you with tired yet determined eyes. "And it's gonna... be really hot... and everyone's gonna... be jealous and..." >She let out another groan, her head flopping against your chest >Shaking your head, you gave her head a few pats "I'm sure you will, hon," you said. "Now take a breather. We're probably gonna do this all day." >A shiver ran through your wife, a low whimper escaping her >That almost had you laughing >What a silly woman...