>Be Sunset Shimmer
>Today was a very special day
>Your friend Princess Twilight was coming to Equestria to visit you
>While this wasn't all that unusual--she liked to come and see you whenever she had the time-- what made today special was that she was bringing along someone else
>Someone that, in fact, wasn't a pony
>And not only wasn't he a pony, he wasn't anything that Equus had ever seen before
>It was a human, but, as Twilight had insisted, he wasn't like the humans on this side of the portal
>His name was Anonymous, and to say that he was... different would be an understatement
>Twilight wouldn't tell you the whole story of why he was coming here-- you had a feeling that she didn't know herself or knew too much-- but from what she HAD told you was that he didn't quite fit in in Equestria
>The moment he had gotten there, Princess Celestia and her sister had inspected him
>He had, for some reason or another, gotten into it with Celestia
>It had gotten so out of hand that the princess had all but thrown him out of her castle-- which was something because you knew how well she liked to treat stallions
>That had left him in Twilight's care and Twilight, ever eager to help someone out, alien or extra-dimensional being or whatever the hell Anon was, had decided to take him to Ponyville with her
>This, for many, many reasons, had just made things worse
>Half of the town had been horrified with having a green "giant" just appear in their town
>It didn't matter that he was a stallion, and it also didn't matter that it was Princess Twilight herself that had brought him here
>The moment they saw him they had raced to their homes and barricaded their doors
>It had taken days for the princess to calm the townsponies down enough that they'd leave their homes
>It took even longer for them to be able to walk up to Anon and talk to him without running away screaming
>Twilight had said that something like this had happened before with a zebra named Zecora

>And, since Ponyville was, country bumpkin kind of town, that was pretty much on par with the course
>You might have never visited Ponyville yourself, but you had been to enough backwater towns to know how they worked
>Earth ponies were pretty fucking finicky at the best of times, especially where other races were concerned
>Hell, a lot of them didn't particularly care for pegasi or unicorns if you remembered right
>Still though, in most cases that whole nonsense would have blown over in a month or two
>Ponies would have found out that Anon was a harmless stallion and that would have been the end of that
>But, of course, nothing was ever that easy
>Anon wasn't a stallion in a stallion's sense
>Sure, he had all of the parts, but he was much more like a mare in his mannerisms, if what Twilight had told you was true
>And not only that, but he seemed to find it terribly funny that ponies were terrified of him
>A lot of ponies didn't like it too much at some of the comments that he had made out it
>From Twilight's letters, you gathered that they also didn't care very much for how he talked about the princesses either
>The ill will of the guy's appearance didn't go away, in fact it festered
>It also didn't help that many of the ponies found Anon as ugly as sin and with a bad attitude to boot
>Arguments were had, a pony had been tossed through a window, and once an angry mob had gathered outside of the princess's castle
>Twilight, bless her friendship-loving heart, had tried to fix things, but she could never get anywhere
>Anon was just too different
>From the way he looked to the way that he talked to was completely, otherworldly different
>And not only was he different, he absolutely refused to change himself in a way that would make ponies more comfortable around him 
>So, after a year of trying her hardest to make things right, Twilight had offered Anon a way out

>Anon, completely jobless because of his lack of a cutiemark and sick to death of ponies, had taken her up on her offer
>And that was where you came in
>Anon would come over here with a birth certificate, an I.D., and everything that he'd need to live comfortably
>With some asking around on your part, you had managed to convince a local computer repair/building store to hire him
>You'd also let him stay with you until you he had saved up enough money to get a place of his own, as well as teach him about this totally new world
>It was the least you could do for Twilight, and it wasn't like you were going to leave a stallion high and dry
>Ex-villain or not, you had better manners than that
>And besides, anyone that gave Princess Celestia shit was a good apple in your book
>From behind you, you could hear Rainbow let out a groan
>"Is this Anon guy gonna show up sometime today?" she asked. "I wanna actually go out and do something today!"
>"Don't be such a brute, Rainbow," Rarity chastised, fluffing her hair with a hand. "Moving to a different world entirely would be a big change for anyone, especially a stallion. If he needs to take his time coming here then we should be understanding."
>"Yeah! And when he gets here we'll have the BIGGEST party!" Pinkie said, grinning ear to ear
>You couldn't help but smile yourself
"Remember to try to be as friendly as possible girls. Anon has had kind of a rough time in Equestria."
>"We'll give'em a right ol' welcome, Sunny," Applejack said, flicking her hat. "Ya can be sure o' that."
>You gave her a nod before turning back toward the portal and taking a deep breath
>Alright Sunset
>The two of them would be coming any minute
>Remember that first impressions were important
>Not five feet away from you, you could feel a shift in the air
>The air on your arms stood on end, and you could feel something slowly trickling into you
>Equestrian magic
"Here they come, girls."

>Behind you, Rarity fussed with the other girls, trying to make them ready
>You made sure that you were presentable, as well as gave yourself a quick sniff check before putting on your best smile
>Here we go...
>There was a buzz, and then a pop before someone one stumbled out of the portal
>You lurched forward, grabbing a frazzled Princess Twilight before she fell over
>"Whoo... That never gets normal," she muttered, giving her head a shake
"You'd think you'd be used to it by now," you said with a grin
>Steadying herself, Twilight gave you a grin of her own as well as a hug
>"How are you doing, Sunset?" she asked
"I'm doing great," you replied, patting your friend's back
>"I'm glad to hear that," she said, giving your cheek a nuzzle before taking a step away from you. "And thanks for doing this. Really."
"It's no big deal," you said, shrugging. "It's the least I could do for you really."
>You looked past her toward the portal
"And speaking of doing things, where's Anon?"
>"He's coming," Twilight replied, her nose scrunching up. "He wanted to carry all of his bags himself, even though I offered to help him."
>That got a chuckle out of you
"He's really is an independent guy then isn't h--"
>You paused as a hand slipped through the portal to grab the statue
>It was a big hand, you noticed
>A moment later, Anon stepped through the portal with a grunt
>You blinked, looking him up and down as both he and his bags slipped from Equestria to this world
>Twilight hadn't been kidding when she said he wasn't like the human's here
>For one, the guy was at least a head and a half bigger than anyone you had ever seen, guy or girl
>His face, while very similar to any other human you had seen, had something... off about it
>He was more symmetrical in his size as well, his body longer than any guy you had seen while his legs were relatively shorter compared to some of the humans were
>And his eyes...
>There was something weird about them...

>From behind you, Rainbow let out a whistle
>"Holy hell, what did they feed him?"
>Anon rolled his jaw before giving his head a shake
>"Fucking hell, you weren't kidding about that portal, Twi," he said, his voice surprisingly rough
>Rubbing his neck, he then took a few steps toward you and Twilight
>He looked around for a bit, blinking owlishly, until his gaze settled on you
>You watched as his face transformed
>His eyes widened and a light seemed to come to them
>A smile, small but large enough to see that he also seemed to have a pair of canines, came to his face
>"Motherfucker..."
>Tossing his bags away haphazardly, Anon marched over to you
>It took considerable willpower not to take a step backward, as well as keep a smile on your face
>First impressions, Sunset...
>First impressions...
>When he was within arm's length, you offered him your hand
"It's very nice t-to meet you, Anon. My name is Sun--eep!"
>You jumped as, without warning, Anon cupped your face with those giant hands of his 
>They were rough hands, with chipped, cracked nails
>The kind of hands that guys around here wouldn't dare to be seen with
>"Another human," Anon said, his voice barely above a whisper as he traced your cheekbones with his thumbs. "You might be a big leggy but you're a real fucking human..."
>Anon giggled to himself, looking like he was about to start bouncing in place
>"Here I thought I was gonna die in some alien shithole without seeing another living person and here's another person. With hands and legs--"
>He held you at arm's length, looking you over
>"--And a surprisingly nice pair of knockers and ass."
>From behind you, Applejack and Rainbow let out a guffaw
>You puffed up slightly, a bit of silly pride filling you from the praise
>Anon's almost crazed smile turned into a happy little grin as he continued to stroke your face
>Alien or not, you couldn't help but blush a bit at how strangely intimate he was being 
>"So you're Sunset, right?" he asked
"Y-Ye--"

>Not wanting to sound like a beta girl that had never talked to a guy before, you quickly cleared your throat
"Yes, I am. It's very nice to meet you, Anon."
>Anon giggled again, looking around before looking back at you
>"It's great to see you too, Sunset," he said. "It's great to be here."
>His grip on your face tightened just a hair
>For a moment, you thought you saw a tear in his eye, but before you could process that Anon was giggling again
>"Hey was Twilight telling the truth when she said there was internet here?"
>He leaned down under your noses were touching
>Blushing a little harder, you tried to take a step away but Anon held you firmly in place
>Apparently Anon's kind of humans were just as strong as they looked
"Yes, there is internet here," you replied
>"So Twilight wasn't full of shit when she said I was getting a job messing with computers," Anon said, almost as if he were just talking to himself. "What about cars, and phones? Do you guys have those two?"
"Yep."
>"And what about convenience stores? Or those faggots that use vapes."
"They're both on every corner."
>Anon let out a very excited noise, wiggling in place
>Seeing the big guy made you smile
>"Internet and cars and pretty girls," he said. "I've come out of hell and back into the real fucking world."
>Before you could so much as blink, the big man pulled you into a crushing hug
>You were lifted into the air as he rocked you back and forth, grinning to hugely that his smile was nearly off his face
>"Oh, I fucking owe you for this, Twi! I owe you for this big time!" he said
>Twilight giggled as you suffocated 
>"There's nothing to owe, Anon. I just wanted to see you happy."
>Laughing, Anon broke his death grip on you
>"Well I am! Happier than I've been in a long time," he said
>As you tried to catch your breath, Anon once again cupped your face before leaning down and kissing you
>sdkjfnskjdnsk!
>Your eyes grew to the size of dinner plates, and your blush crept down your neck


>"Oh my, what a... forward young man," Rarity said behind you
>"Nothin' wrong with a guy that knows what he wants," Applejack replied
>Breaking the kiss, Anon let out another laugh, placing a hand on both of your shoulders
>"Another fucking human!" he said, nodding his head. "A world full of humans!"
>Tugging at your skirt, you tried to say something intelligent
"Y-You too..."
>Thankfully, Anon didn't seem to hear you as he looked at your friends
>"Is that human Rainbow other there?" he asked, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and practically dragging you toward the group. "You know, I couldn't stand the horse version of you, but you look like a pretty alright chick. And is that Applejack? Oh lord I think it is!"
>You let out a eep as Anon's hand "accidently" brushed against your left boob
>...
>Celestia protect you...