>”Move it, the Goddess of the Sun is waiting.”
>Feeling the spear dig into your back you were herded along through the maze of passages within the stone castle.
>The internet was wrong about being dropped into another world.
>Instead of the pleasant fall into a throng of waiting alien women you wound up underwater with a crocodile with anger issues.
>After a harrowing escape you finally got a glimpse of the world which you got thrust into.
>A picturesque scene filled with pyramids and ponies wearing Egyptian garb going about their day.
>The brochure you downloaded didn’t say shit about any of this.
>That’s when you got caught by some guards with pointy spears.
>They didn’t take kindly to your polite greeting of “Fuck off!”
>”In here, do not speak unless spoken too.”
>The large door opened before you, the light which came from within blinding you as it did.
>Feeling a pair f hooves push you through the doorway you tried to keep your balance.
>You failed.
>Thankfully the stone floor broke your fall, and possibly your nose.
>”Are you my new toy? The diamond dogs must think it comical to send such a odd offering when my armies are ready to wipe their kind from existence.”
>Only raising your head you saw a much larger pony lying on a cushioned seat.
>The expression she wore was one of boredom as the cup which was floating next her moved on its own towards her lips.
>Did you mention that you just watched A FUCKING CUP FUCKING FLOAT!
“Concubine? Diamond dog? I’m not really sure what you’re talking about.”
>”Don’t you? Then I guess it’s just my lucky day. Priestess!” the larger white pony barked.
>Another pony who you didn’t even notice stepped from the shadows beside seat.
>”Your Excellency, what is it you wish?”
>”Take this creature and get it cleaned. I think my little stable could go with a break, after all our guest here appears capable of keeping my interest for a little while.”
>The purple pony in the flowing white cloak bowed and proceeded to push you towards a side entrance.
>What the fuck is going on in this damn place?