>Today was turning out to be a very interesting day indeed. >While you were finishing off your breakfast there was a knock on your door which you promptly answered. >Two mares which you never seen before stood there with a rather large crate between them. “Can I help you two with something?” >The two mares shared a sideward glance before launching themselves at you. >Hitting the ground you were quickly overpowered by the two. >Normally you could have easily overpowered the small horses but these two were stronger than you had expected. >Surprisingly stronger. “Can’t we talk about this?” >They quickly stuffed you inside the crate and shut the lid without the courtesy of a simple “no”. >Now- well now you, within this nicely put together crate were being taken somewhere. >It was getting a bit stuffy in here though. “Hello?” >… “Listen I’m not one to usually complain about these sorts of things but do either of you mind drilling an air hole in this thing? It’s getting a little muggy in here.” >And no response. >Sighing you tried getting into a more comfortable position since it felt like both your legs were beginning to fall asleep. >Let’s face it, this isn’t the first time you’ve been abducted like this. >First it was that thing with the saddle Arabian princess which decided she wanted you in her harem. >Then there was that whole Luna thing. >The moon princess was a little old-school from what Twilight told you. >Apparently back in ye olden times, mares would just take whichever stallion they fancied and that was that. “How about something to read or a squeaky toy, I’m not picky.” >”Be quiet or else.” >That sort of sounded like a threat. “Was that a threat?” >”Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!” “You sound frustrated. Want to talk about it?” >”Can we just throw the crate off a cliff and tell the queen we couldn’t find him?” >Wow. >Why would anyone want to get rid of such a nicely made crate? >Someone definitely had some anger issues. >”No the queen asked for him and we’re going to complete our mission.” “So about that air hole?” >”Maybe we should toss him in the lake for an hour, that’ll shut him up.” “Just so you know I can hold my breath for a really long time.” >”I hate my job.” >The hive was abuzz with excitement today. >After all, the proclamation that a new stallion was coming got all the drones going. >The prospect of a new source of food was always a time for jubilation. >But that wasn’t the only reason you had chosen this particular stallion. >Your little lings needed a father figure in their lives. >After one of your strolls through the nearby pony village you overheard the talks of the appearance of a strange colt. >One that dared even defy the moon princess. >”Your Highness, 322 and 323 have just entered the hive through the west gate.” >Regarding your assistant you sat up on your throne. “Excellent make sure they bring our guest here immediately.” >”At once your highness.” >What a glorious day indeed for your hive. >With baited breath you waited until the two drones you had sent out entered the throne room dragging a crate behind them. >That’s when you felt the aura around them both. >It tasted like anger and exasperation with a tinge of hostility. Interesting. >”Seriously I need to use the bathroom otherwise this crate isn’t going to be good for anything .” >What? >The voice definitely came from within the crate and you noticed 323’s eye twitch. >Nodding to the drones they lifted the lid and turned the crate over. >A stallion, you think it’s a stallion at least flopped out from within. “Welcome to my hive young stallion.” >Trying to resist the smile which was forming you waited for the fear usually associated with an abductees realization of where they were to materialize. >Here it comes- >Any second now- >No seriously where’s the flurry of emotions and a melodramatic stallion? >On a scale of 1 to 10 you’d give this kidnapping a solid 6. >Points deducted for lack of bathroom breaks or snacks. >And threats of being tossed off the side of a cliff. >After getting to your feet you surveyed the scene before you. >It was a dark and gloomy chamber with a bug-pony who was trying her best to seem malevolent. >”Welcome to my hive young stallion.” >The mare grinned at looked at you expectantly. “Uhh Hi I guess.” >Several of the smaller looking bug ponies eyed you carefully as if expecting some sort of action. >”You must have many questions about why you’re here.” “A few have crossed mind.” >The mare began walking around you, her eyes scanning your form. >”You are different aren’t you? The stories don’t do you any justice.” >Feeling her stop right behind you, you felt her breath on the back of your neck as she spoke. >”But do not be scared… yet anyway.” >Okay- yup that’s her tongue on your ear. >”My lings have been without a father figure for far too long.” >Father figure? >You? “Not going to lie but you couldn’t have made a worse decision.” >”Oh? And why is that?” >Images of the burnt down schoolhouse and the cutie mark crusaders talking about being fire-mares flashed through your mind. “Just take my word on it.” >Chuckling the mare waved over a few of the still staring bug ponies. >”For now just relax, we’ll talk more tomorrow.” >You felt nudging against the back of your leg as you were escorted out. “Just a thought but can we make a stop by the bathroom first?” >One of the ponies pushing you along nipped at your leg. >That’s a no. “You know it’s all fun and games until the person you’re biting bites back.” >The bug horse narrowed its eyes as if daring you to back up your words with actions. >”You’re a captive here, do as you’re told and you won’t be hurt.” “And you’re a two and a half foot tall horse with horrible manners.” >”So you’re resisting?” “So what if I am?” >Sometimes your mouth has a bad habit of getting you into trouble. >After being tackled to the ground by numerous bug horses they dragged you to a room and shut the door. >Making sure to slam loudly. “You know that’s not good for the wood!” >Hearing what was definitely threats against your well being you resigned yourself to your current fate. >The room that you were “led” to was pretty snazzy though. >A big bed, fireplace, and a whole bunch of little larvae like ponies all over the place. >Picking up one which was trying it’s very best to climb up your leg you held it up. >Big blue eyes and happy buzzing noise was your reward for the action. “Aww you’re a cutie, I’m going to name you Hershel.” >Falling backwards onto the bed you set the little thing on your chest. “So you got any ideas?” >The small larvae moved around in circles on top of your chest before simply settling in and closing its eyes. “Sure leave me with all the work.” >You could barely hear it, but there was some shuffling and soon you saw the rest of the little larvae climbing onto the bed. >This place definitely had some sort of pest problem. >As long as these things didn’t try to eat you however you would let them be. >Of all the assignments that you could have gotten this one was a definite waste of your talents. >You were born to be an infiltrator, one of the prestigious 700 series drones. >Two years of intense training and several high profile abductions and this is what you got stuck with? >Guarding some colt the queen wanted. >Suffice it to say you weren’t exactly happy about your current situation. >”Hey 755 do you think it’s wise to leave him in there with the younglings?” >Turning to 617 you frowned. “They’re going to have to learn how to survive eventually, think of it as a survival test.” >”Jeez what crawled up your butt today?” >617 is an idiot, having never left the hive and only doing the simplest of duties dulled her instincts. >”I’m going to check on them.” “Fine” >Standing behind her you braced yourself just in case the stallion tried to make a run for it. >As the door opened you scanned the room for its occupants. >You reeled back when you saw that all of them were on the bed. >Together. >The stallion was sitting up, the younglings had crawled and were listening to whatever he was talking about with rapt attention. >”This- this- what is this?” >Leaning in you tried to hear what the strange stallion was saying but you could barely make any of it out. “Move.” >Carefully and silently you moved forward trying to better hear. >”And then Tom Cruise sacrificed Adam Sandler to his alien god so he could continue making movies.” >There was something seriously wrong with this colt. >”What’s he saying now?” “I’m not exactly sure.” >”I see that but shouldn’t he be screaming in terror or something?” “Why are you asking me?” >617 looked like she was about to say something but shut her mouth at that. “Now close the door, they’re fine and nothing strange is going on here.” >”Now let me tell you about the worst movie to ever have come out of Hollywood.” “I stand corrected.” >Something was definitely wrong with this colt. >Stallions usually freaked out around your kind. >Yet this one didn’t seem to. >He was telling them stories. >None of which made any sense whatsoever, but still. >Maybe he was too traumatized by his abduction to fully grasp the gravity of his current situation. >Yeah, that’s probably it. >”You think we should report this to the queen?” “Probably.” >”Not it!” She yelled holding a holed hoof to her snout. >Chrysalis damn you 617. “Fine I’ll do it.” >755 just told you something quite strange or not. >You’re not exactly sure. >Apparently the stallion who would become the hives new father was telling the younglings… stories? “So he was calm the entire time?” >”Yes my queen, neither 617 or I felt any other emotions coming from him when we observed his strange actions.” >This information was the best news you could have hoped for. >So all those stories about how stallions naturally were prone to caring for the young looked to have some truth to them. “Keep observing him and update me if anything changes.” >”Yes my queen.” >If you had known getting a father for the hive was this easy you would have done it ages ago. >But no use in crying over spilled cider. >You now had a stallion here so part one of the plan was complete. >Now all that was left was to convince him to become a daddy for all your little drones. >That would probably be the hard part. >Sure you could just brainwash him or use some spell, but he really would be nothing more than a husk than a caregiver. >Seduction? >You could turn into any pony his heart desired but again that would be nothing more than a band-aid solution. >Maybe you should have thought this part through a little more carefully before the abduction. >Tapping your chin thoughtfully you considered other options. >There was the off chance that he could willingly do it but you doubted things would go that easily for you. >Being a Changeling meant nothing ever came easily in life.