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>"Oh come off it darling, It's not like you've never seen a lady in her undergarments before. Now would you be so kind and hand me my skirt?"
"I don't know Rarity, I think it might look better on me"
>You turn around and bend over
"Does this make my butt look big?"
>"Truly I'm humbled."
>You snort and smirk it off
>Rolling your eyes and you toss the skirt at her face
"Stick to class and leave wit to me."
>"I didn't know you had wit to begin with, darling"
>You clutch your heart
"Auh, cold as ice. When did you become so cruel?"
>You throw yourself up onto Rarity's couch
>"Remember, you chose me darling."
>You throw an arm over your eyes
"Yeah, don't I know it"
>Rarity puts the skirt on facing away from you
>It's bait for you to peek at
>Well, you're a bit smarter than that
>You sigh
>It's been a while since you've been stuck in limbo
>You're Rarity's best friend
>Emphasis on friend
>No amount of flirting, begging, or pushing will make her budge.
>You've tried it all, A-Z
>You tried being a gentleman
"Rarity, you're beautiful. Want to go on a date with me"
>"No thank you, Darling"
>A scumbag
"Bitch, I'm going to fuck you"
>"No thank you, Darling"
>A prince
"Ah, fair lady. The sun does not shine as bright as your smile, for your visage has no equal. Please, it would be an honor to take you to dinner, if you would have me."
>"No thank you, Darling"
>Nothing works
>You sigh
>She'll invite you to see her friends, play with her sister, hang out at her house, but never actually take that extra step
>She's so comfortable with you she'll show you in her underwear
>You've never felt so...
>demeaned, you guess
>You sigh again
>"So what do you think?"
"Beautiful as always"
>"You didn't even look."
"It doesn't matter what I see on you. You are and always will be an utter delight to gaze upon"
>"Then why shelter your eyes"
>You thrust yourself up and make for the exit with at a slow pace
"Men do not window shop for what they cannot have"
>You stop by the door waiting for a reply.
>You get none
>With a somber farewell you leave

>"Hey, Anon why don't sit over here?"
>Rainbow Dash calls out
>Anon holding his tray hesitates for a moment
>Oh lord…
>Be Rarity
>Lunchtime with friends
>It's been a couple days since Anon started avoiding you
>One day he up and leaves and stops seeing you
>The cold shoulder has gotten on your nerves a bit, making you stand on edge, but it's harder to reconcile with him
>The poor boy loves you
>And he's sweet, kind, charming
>But…
>He's just not the one
>He's not the one, despite being a wonderful friend
>You just can't accept him like that
>There's just no spark when you try to think of him that way
>No fireworks
>No heart-skip
>He's just comfortable to be around
>When he said goodbye, you were a bit relieved he moved on
>But the terms of your relationship have been very vague
>So saying you "falling out" would be an overstatement since you never really had anything, and to say you stopped being friends might be an understatement
>Honestly you just wanted to leave things be and move on
>But none of your friends really picked up on that
>You didn't mention it to them, but you hoped they'd think this through
>Anon sighed before he nodded
>"Yeah sure."
>He accepts out of politeness and rainbow scooches over to the side to make space between you and her
>Blast it all, Rainbow stop making this worse
>Anon nods to you and takes a seat and puts down his tray
>"Hey," he opens up
>Your friends all welcome him
>He was always your friend and thus a friend of your friends
>Though he never invited himself to them, he always was there if you were
>"So" Rainbow Dash started, "Where you been? We haven't seen you around much"
>He smiles naturally, but not genuinely, "I've been keeping myself busy. Haven't really been feeling social"
>Because the girl he was pining for wouldn't give in and he finally gave up
>"Really? Shit dude, what have you been doing?"
>He chuckles
>"Ah, nothing much, what about you girls? Saving the world this weekend?"
>Applejack laughs, "Sure hope not. I mean, uh, not that we wouldn't, but…"
>"But~ if we were busy doing magical girls stuff than there would be no time to hang out or party!"
>Sunset shrugs, "It would be a pain, especially since there's a party at Flash's house."
>"Really now?" Anon replies
>"Yuperoonie. Flash and his band are going to be playing at his place and everyone's invited"
>"Sounds fun"
"Will you be coming as well, Anon?"
>You try to sound as friendly as possible, but you can't snuff out the feeling of anxiety of it all
>You consider Anon a good friend
>For the three years you've known him, he's always been a kind soul
>Surely he harbors no ill will, but despite that
>You can't help feeling you wronged him and he might spite you for it
>Silly the thought may be
>And it didn't ease your discomfort when he'd said he'd attend
>"Right on, we're going to be there too."
>"Yeah, I might run into you guys. Thinking about it now though, I gotta talk to a couple guys and tell them what's up."
>"Sure thing partner."
>He gave a farewell and just after he's out of earshot you sigh
>Fluttershy tilted her head, "Are you okay, Rarity?"
>You flip your hair
"Oh, I'm fine darling, thank you"
>Applejack slams her palms against the table with her elbows up
"Really, it's nothing"
>Sneering, her mouth is half agape staring hard at you hard with one eye
"I- it's well, I just-"
>Her brow flicks down to furrow itself at you
>You groan
"I'll tell you later, just drop it for now"
>The cowgirl's face didn't change, but she receded back to her seat
>"So, you dumped him?"
>You twist yourself to be directly in Rainbow's face
"Rainbow. Dash!"
>Twilight stops sipping her juice and snaps a finger at you
>"Ping pong"
"I- I- uh-"
>Sunset shrugs, "Eh, it's for the best."
>You hold your elbow and grimace
>You were not at all comfortable with this
>You've always flirted with guys and been able to dance out of men's arms
>Anon's seen you do it
>It's just none of them turned out to be your friend in the end
"Well…"
>"Being persistent don't mean much if the answer's always 'no'. God bless his soul he tried, but digging for oil in the bayou don't make ya richer."
>Fluttershy put a hand on your
>"It's fine. You don't have to date anyone you don't want to"
>Your walls break down a bit and you hunch over a bit
>Most unlady like but your composure couldn't hold forever
"He was such a nice guy. I hope I didn't hurt him"
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes and looks off into space
>"Eh, he'll get over it"
>"Yeah, he's got friends and there's a party silly. No one stays a debbie downer when there's a party"
>You smile at pinkie
"Yes, you're right. I'm overthinking this too much."
>Pinkie Reaches an arm behind fluttershy to you and pulls you both in
>"Relaaaxxx. You're aunt Pinkie knows these things. Everything will be just fine"
"You know I'm older than you"
 
>"Alright, boys, let's get laid, TONIGHTAH~"
>Be Anon
>Friday night outside flash's house
>Seems like the whole school is here.
>You, Norman, Thunderlane, and Adam Atomic are all parked in Adam's car across the street
>You and the self dubbed wolf pack are hyped up for this
>Norman chuckles before rubbing the back of his neck
>"I don't know, man"
>Thunderlane puts an arm around Norman
>"Nah, bro, we're gonna get mad pussy in there. Half the chicks are sluts, dude. Just walk up, be like lick my butthole and then bam! You be swimmin in pussy man."
>Adam turns around from the driver seat
>"Fuck yeah. We're all gonna make it bro!"
>Thunderlane grins and holds a fist and Adam pounds it
>Scrawny ass nerd and dudebro jock
>Weirdest dou you've ever seen, but they got the same spiritual energy run through them
>You turn in your seat to face Norman too
"Hey man, it'll be fun. Rarity'll be there. Maybe you could hit it up with her"
>You get a look from everyone in the car
>Norman's especially taken aback
>"Really, dude? I mean, I don't wanna-"
"Dude, she's probably horny and lonely. I'll find someone else to keep me company"
>Norman goes from shocked to smiling
>You both knew you were after the same girl for a while
>You never let it between you personally outside of school, but it always felt like an issue whenever you both were with Rarity
>But now….
>It's been good, Rarity
>It's been real
>But hasn't been real good
>Who knows maybe Norman will get lucky where you never were
>Fuck, you're depressed
>But like your Dad always said
>>"I hate Doritos. I ain't buying anything that has silly commercials"
>Wait that's not it
>>"Always smile, even if you're sad. You'll always get some help and company when you smile, but no one ever goes to help a crying kid."
>Thunderlane and Adam smiling like a maniac
>"ALRIGHT, NORMAN, YOU GOT THAT SWEET ARYAN PUSSY ON LOCK TONIGHTAH~"
>"We're all gonna make it bro!"
>Their high spirits infect you and you start laughing
 
>You and the boys walk through the front door all carrying varying amounts of beer
>The noise immediately hits you as speakers were playing music all around inside and out the house
>And fuck was it crowded too
>It was hard to find room to move just in the entry way without pushing people over
>Flash catches sight of you guys and rushes away from his conversation with some classmates
>He spreads his arms out, welcomingly
>"Ayyy, Norman, Thunderlane, Anon, and…"
>He snaps his fingers twice, before pointing
>"Adam!"
>Adam upnods
>"Wassup?"
>Fuck, it never stops being surprising how much chill this nerd has
>"Glad you guys can make it. And you guys even brought beer?"
"Yeah, and there's more in the Adam's car"
>Flash cups his hands over his mouth and yelled
>"Hey everyone! Thunderlane and Adam brought beer"
>There was a round of cheering from all around the house
>Thunderlane elbows Norman
>"Told you it was worth it"
>Norman rolled his eyes
>He probably still feels the ache in his wallet too
>"Hey, Flash, where should we put these"
>"Set it on the counter in the kitchen over there"
"Sweet"
>"Yeah, and the band plays in a couple hours. Don't miss it"
>You nod to him and make your way through the crowd to set the beer with the pizza and other drinks.
>You pick one up
>Cider?
>You roll your eyes
>Eyyup, they're already here
>And look to your side and find Thunderlane and Adam already gone
>You find both of them chatting it up with a couple girls and handing them a beer
>Clever
>You find Norman who looks completely lost until you see what he's looking at outside
>You whistle
>On the other side of the pool you spot her
>Rarity is looking fine
>Side cut dress while chatting up to some other fashion chick with a beret
>Shit, now that just ain't fair
>You elbow him
"Ay"
>He looks at you, still frazzled
>"Are you sure man, I mean, if you want to-"
"Ay"
>You hand him two beers
"Don't use me for a reason to pussy out"
>Norman looks up feeling betrayed
>You know the expression
>You chuckle at his expense and push him out the backdoor
>He turns around and back at you
>"Look, man I don't think-"
"Don't think."
>You put your arms on his shoulders and twist him around
"Just do it"
>"Look, I can't"
"You can"
>"I can't"
>You sigh
"Fuck dude. Alright, follow my lead."
>He swallows, but comes along
>Music blasts outside just as loud as it did inside
>As soon as you're close you interrupt their conversation
"Hey Rarity"
>They turn over to you
>You smile
"Who's your friend?"
>She puts a hand above her chest and leans on one hip
>"I'm Drama Letter"
"Anon. And this is Norman"
>"Hi-ey"
>Smooth
"Say, Drama, why don't we go get you drink? We brought some beer"
>"Sure"
>You walk away, leaving Norman alone with Rarity
>You sure weren't subtle, but hell, you didn't want to dawdle with Rarity
>She already looked a bit uncomfortable with you there, though no one would spot it
>As you walk back in the house, you see Thunderlane and Adam hitting on another group of girls
>You smirk and shrug
>They've told you it all before
>It's a numbers game. And you don't win if you don't keep playing
>You ask Drama what she was talking to Rarity about and it turns out they were chatting about Rarity's little sister
>You've hanged with Sweetie Belle and when you told Drama this, she really woke up to it
>Fuck
>By the time you both were drinking, she was just gushing about how cute Sweetie was and how she was so cute when she held her hand, and how cute she was when she sang
>You narrow your eyes
>Alright, this is setting off a couple of flags in your head
>You do NOT want to be more involved in whatever happens next 
"Say, I gotta go check up on my friends. It was nice to me you."
>She smiles and snorts
>"Oh, aright, bye"
>Note to self, tell Rarity to keep an eye on Sweetie Belle 
>You look around and explore the house, running by classmates saying hi and bye and pissing away time hanging out
>You don't have a the iron steel bravado to hit on chicks all night, but you're feeling social enough to check out the cliques
>You're on your seventh beer and still feel fine
>You're a big boy
>You can take it
>You look at your watch to check how long before Flash's band plays, before you spot in one corner of the house, Fluttershy and Twilight are standing together
>They look like they could use company
"Heyyy, Twilight, Flutterbutter, what's up"
>Twilight looks a bit shook, but relieved to see you
>"Oh, hey Anon"
>You look at Fluttershy
>Man, Thunderland and Adam were right
>When you really look close at her, you start to notice
>Her tits are fucking huge
>Like dayum
"Hey Fluttershy, I thought you weren't good with crowds"
>She gives you an awkward forced smile 
>"I'm not"
>That's a yikes from me
"Well shit, you got me and Twilight here, you'll be fine. Fuck, uh"
>You look from one hand to the next
>Luckily you happened to have an unopened can
"Here have one of these"
>"I don't really. I can't"
"You'll be fine, c'mon"
>"Really, I don't want one"
"Fi~ne. How bout you Twi"
>"I've never had, one. I don't think"
"That's your first problem."
>"My family isn't really good with alcohol"
"Twilight, aren't you part mexican? Shit, I've got friends who've been drinking Coronas with cereal since they were in elementary school. You'll be fine."
>"Well, maybe one beer can't hurt"
 
>Fucking ONE beer
>Count 'em, one
>"C'mon th're playing my shong, lesh go dancing" 
>You hold you hands up to grab her if she falls over
"Fuck. Twilight, I don't think-"
>"Thash yer furst problem"
>Fuck, maybe you deserve this
>But, man, you've never seen anyone get wasted on one beer
>But here you are
>Twilight's a disheveled mess, but wants to have 'fun'
>Flash's playing outside with his band, which is where everyone else has piled out in front of his raised, back patio
>As a side note, Flash and his band were actually pretty fucking good
>Flash particularly is jamming out hard on his guitar
"Look Twilight, I think it's best we stay inside"
>"Noo, I wantta have shum fun"
"Fluttershy, help me with-"
>One look from the normally timid girl rocked your core
>Immediately cowed, you shrug
>What's a man to do
"Fuck it. Alright, Twilight, let's go dance"
>Fuck Fluttershy
>Her and her big tits
>You chaperone Twilight outside where everyone was piled together infront of the stage
>Everyone’s moving a bit dancing 
>Not too much bump and grind, but hey, everyone’s friends here
>But not Twilight
>She's jumping in and flailing about like a mashpit or she’s having a seizure
>You brace yourself, but everyone seems like they're in good spirits about it
>You stand back and watch for her
>On the side you see Adam and Thunderlane dancing with another pair of chicks
>As the set plays on, everyone's gets tired and sweaty
>After their eighth song, Flash decides to end it with a finale
>You nod your head to the beat on the sidelines, but really you're just looking for one of Twilight's friends that's not a pink haired bitch to take over babysitting
>Speaking of which
>You peak inside and she's giggling with some big as fuck muscle dude over a pair of sodas
>You roll your eyes
>"Alright, thanks for coming everyone. Feel free to hangout and crash"
>You check your watch
>Eleven o clock
>They did a decent set, so all's fine
>Everyone starts dispersing, while Twilight is still rocking out in her head
>You swoop in and quickly coral her away from the mass of people 
>Before she can make a fuss you look over to0 where you spotted Sunset before she moves away
"Hey, Sunset"
>She turns around
>"Yeah-"
"I think your friend had a little too much to drink"
>"Did naaht"
>You're physically holding her steady as she covers her mouth
>Sunset sighs and takes her off your shoulders
>She smiles at you
>"Thanks, Anon"
>Bitches love a responsible dudes
>But instead of savoring the moment, you now notice how second hand drenched you were
"I think she might need something to drink"
>"Yea I sneed nother beer"
>Sunset smiles at you and takes Twilight away peacefully
>Another job well done
>"Anon,"
>You turn and find Thunderlane, who looks frustrated
>"You seen Norman?"
"Not since we got here, why?"
>"Adam ditched us"
"What!?"
>"Yeah, I saw him sneak out with some chick in purple jacket and his cars gone"
"God damnit"
>Then you stop to think about and appreciate his situation
"Oh. God damn."
>"Yeah I know. Fucking asshole, right?"
>So much for honor among bros
>"anyways, if you need a ride, my brother can pick us up in an hour"
>You give him a thumbs up
"I'll see what I can do"
>"Alright, and if you don't find Norman, well, then I'll assume the best"
>He stops to give you a long smirk and you share it
>Dragon energy burns within you both
>You fist bump him and move on your separate ways looking for him
>You went upstairs to look for him
>But before that you gotta take the piss as well. You look at the can in your hand
>This is what? You're eighth beer?
>Going up the stairs really takes it out of ya
>You go down the hallway
>On the left you hear the sounds of mattress springs creaking
>Yeah, Norman's not in there
>On the other…
>Is a closet
>You slam the door closed and keep looking for your bathroom
>When you finally get the right door, you find you're not alone
>One chick with green hair is smoking a joint on the sink
>and another chick with rainbow hair is leaning back on the toilet
"Scuse me ladies, I gotta take a piss"
>The green chick snorts "Well, go ahead man, no one's stoppin ya"
>"Pfft, I ain't moving" 
>Rainbow hair says
>Whatever
>You close the door and walk past them and unzip your pants
>When you open the curtains, you see a guy in a fedora face down in an empty tub
>You stop and think for second
>Then shrug
>"Dude, that's gross hahaha"
>"Haha, you're fucking wild man"
>Nah, you're just really fucking gassed
>Hard to keep your eyes fully open
>You nod to them as you zip up ignoring the snickering from the green one
>"Hey, dude, don't put it away~"
>The girl on the toilet smiles
>You turn to in disbelief before shrugging and unzipping
>As you turn to face her, she leans forward to get a closer look
>Her hot breath, makes your dong expand even more as she gets close enough to smell the musk coming off your crotch
>"Dude, you fucking reek"
>The green hair girl keeps snickering from Rainbow Dash's comment
>Rainbow Dash herself is can't stop laughing when grabbed it
>Oh god


>She starts jerking you off while giggles
>God, you have no fucking idea what’s going on
>Rainbow Dash looks up at you, ”Hey Anon”  
“Yeah”
>”Am I hot?”
>Is this a fucking trick?
>”Yeah, you’re fucking cute”
>She sneers and tightens her grip
“Ahh! Fuhck!”
>”I’m not CUTE!”
>You don’t have time to think
>You immediately whip your fist into the side of her jaw with a thundering crack
>She went weightless and fell over to the other side and hit her shoulder against the tub
>You hold your dick in one hand sheltering it and assess Rainbow Dash
>She’s completely slump, but her chest is rising and falling, so there’s that
>You sigh
>”Duuu~de, you’re fucking savage”
>You squint at her
>She snickers and holds her hands up
>You just sigh and tuck your dick back in your pants
>Thrusting Rainbow over your shoulder you look at the green girl
>You nod to her
>”Yeah, alright. Hehehe”
>You continue out of the room and knock on the rest of the hallway doors
>Can’t find Norman, here
>Your phone buzzes and fish it out of your pockets
>Thunderlane texted
>He’s outside with Norman
>Fuck, that solves that
>You make your way downstairs
>It’s only eleven thirtyish, but most kids are filtered out or passed out
>Shoulda partied more responsibly
>You  make it past the door, until you found a pink van on the street in front
>As you move closer you can see Pinkie at the wheel looking rather glower and flat hair on the side
“Hey, Pinkie, where-“
>”I was busy” she seethes between her teeth
“Right on”
>You move to the otherside of the van where Sunset was taking count of her friends
>Fluttershy was looking meekly in the corner with flushed cheeks
>Twilight was out like a clock in her seat
>Applejack standing outside chatting with Sunset and Rarity
>You interrupt them with a fake coughing fit
“I believe I have something that belongs to you”
>Sunset sighs in relief while Applejack laughs
>”Thanks, Anon. I don’t know what we would have done without you”
>You lower Rainbow Dash off your shoulders and gently bring her into Sunset’s arms
>The way Sunset just smiled does something for you
“Shucks, it’s nothing. Always glad to help a friend”
>The cowgirl adjusts her stetson and gives you a look
>”Sure thing, sugarcube”
>She leans her elbow against the van before ducking inside
 >Is she daring you?
>After Sunset situates Rainbow Dash inside and inspects her cheek, she looks over to Rarity
>”I think this is everyone-”
>”Good. Now let’s go”
>Pinkie is fucking pissed
>Rarity takes a seat in the back and Sunset closes the side door
>Before she moves around to the passenger seat, you hesitate before reaching out
”Hey, um, Sunset, you doing anything tomorrow?”
>”Huh?”
“I mean, you know, if you want hang out, um, I’m doing nothing.”
>Sunset exhales
>”I um, I mean, I guess not. I’m just going to wake up late and do homework?”
>You smile at the opportunity
“So, wanna hang out?”
>”… yeah. I’m down.”
“Nice.”
>You stand in silence for a second before the horn blares from the van
>”I gotta go”
“Yeah, yeah. Cool”
>You walk backwards away and she turns and round the side of the van
>Soon they’re driving off and you watch them go
>You look to the sidewalk where Norman and Thunderlane were watching you from
“Sup”
>”Sup playa”
>”Hey, Anon.”
>You stand there in silence
>You sigh
“How was Rarity?”
>He shrugged his arms and shakes his head
>”Fuck if I know. I was with her almost all night, and…”
>He sighs
“Fuck dude”
“…”
>”…”
>”…”
“How bout you Thunder?”
>”Fuckin nothing”
“Fuck”
“…”
>”…”
>”…”
>”How bout you? Any pussy tonight?”
“Got my dick crushed”
>”Nice”
“Nah, it fucking hurt”
>”Ahhh”
“I appreciate it though”
>Thunderlane nods
“…”
>”…”
>”At least there’s tomorrow”
>You idly kick a foot
“Yeah, I guess”
>Despite that heavy feeling, your smile betrayed your melancholy 


>”So, Sunset”
>She looks back from her seat to Applejack
>”What’d Anon say to ya?”
>You sit up in your seat a bit
>Be Rarity
>Tonight had been utterly bittersweet
>But mostly in a bitter way
>Norman was a nice guy
>He talked and joked with you
>He was rather tame, but was especially affectionate
>You felt rather comfortable with him
>But so did Anon
>You felt too scared to not feel anything, that you were too scared to enjoy yourself tonight
>Just when you thought love was already so complicated, now
>”Anon asked if I wanted to hang out tomorrow”
>Applejack chuckles, “Really now?”
>”Yeah, nothing else”
>”Of course~, sugarcube”
>Are you insinuating something Applejack?”
>The blonde leaned back and cover her face with her hat
>”Course not, I ain’t sayin nothin”
>There was a soft pause in the air
>Sunset turned back around to sit in shotgun
>Twilight and Rainbow Dash were snoring
>Fluttershy was playing with her hair
>The smug cowboy was drifting off
>Pinkie was glowering at traffic
“If you want, Sunset, I can come over too”
>”Nah, you’re fine Rarity. You don’t have to do that”
“Well, if you’re fine being alone with a by”
>”Weren’t you and Anon always together before?”
>She posed the question innocently enough but it felt like glass being shattered over your head
>She turns to look at you
>”Anon and I are just going to hang out.”
“O-of course.”
>”Rarity, are you okay?”
“I… I’m fine, thank you”
>Sunset casted a doubtful glance at you, but relented anyways
>The wheels on the van hummed under your feet