>Day New Order in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Get up
>Before you're able to begin your routine, your phone is ringing
"Hello?"
>There is only screaming and madness on the other side
>Flutterpriest's voice is heard, drowning the sounds in the background
>"You must help us! She's gone insane!"
"Wait, what-"
>A clear sound of an explosion is heard
>"Nebby? Neb! Shit! He's raped! M0nkey! Help him to walk! Just get over here, Anon!"
>What is heard next is some sort of missile propelled and is rising closer
>"EVERYONE! GET DO-!"
>The line is dead
>20 Minutes have gone by and you're in front of Writefag central, a shed behind fluttershy's home
>A thick cloud of smoke appears from multiple sides of it and the loud screaming is still heard
>You reach for the handle of the door, but it's locked
>More explosions are heard within the shed
"Breach and..."
>You make a hard kick to the door and bursts wide open, only to let more smoke rush out
>Moving inside and trying to breathe, is almost impassible with the lack of vision and almost tripping on so much clutter
>As you finally get to see a figure through the thick layers of ash, something swings at you and forces you to land your ass to the floor
>With a blurred vision, the figure is none other than
"Fluttershy"
>The menace has her classic purple swinging utensil in her hoof and has a unpleasant smile
>"Ah, Anon. I'm so glad that you can attend for our celebration"
>You try to pick yourself back up, only to have the sandy colored mare swing at your leg
"Argh. Fuck!"
>She slowly walks up to you and brushes the violet weapon from your leg to the side of your cheek
"What celebration?"
>Her smile now shows a few of her teeth
>"This..."
>She throws a post from a thread into your lap >>17938078 #
>You read what it contains
"...no. You fool!"
>A swift wind is heard and some moldable stick hits your head
>You fall to your left side and fling the post out of your hand
>"Finally... For a long time, I am appreciated. I rule this day."
>Attempting to crawl away, she takes another swing at your left hand
"Fuckin'..."
>She throws the darkly shaded object to the side and hits an object"
>"Oof!"
>You look over on where the bat landed and see
"Swift!"
>He's holding his anus and dick at the same time
>He struggles to say something
>"L...leave be....before it's...."
>The mare walks over to him and hoof kicks him on his face, leaving him unconscious
"SWIFT! You fuckin' psychopath!"
>She look over to you
>All you can hear is your heart rate exceed it's normal pace as she walk over to you
>"Oh, don't worry sweetie, this is only for today. This is my way of expressing my love to all of you."
>She then heads for your pants and violently rips it off by grasping it with her teeth and giving it a good heave
>"And just try to relax. This will only hurt for a week... At best."
>From that day, you and the other authors had the same sheering pain for well over a week on the anus and family jewels
>Fucking FlutterShy