>"Anon, what are you doing?"
"Wanking it to chocolate pudding."
>"But it's four in the morning. Why would you be masturbating to chocolate pudding?'
"Because it's my fetish."
>"It is?!"
>Fluttershy flies over and takes the pot away from you.
>She covers herself from head to tail in it.
"That was my last batch! I was going to eat that!"
>"You can eat it off of me, Anon~"
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>The shit that you have to deal with.
>"Mmmh, r-right there~"
>You wish this is chocolate pudding on where you're licking at right now.
>"Oh my, you really do enjoy this."
>You wipe your mouth with a paper towel.
"Whatever, at least I don't-"
>"HEY YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS!"
"Pinkie! It's four in the fucking morning!"
>"That's great! You know what makes a morning? Pancakes! Stacks and stacks of them!"
>In a blink of an eye, she starts using the kitchen in a blur.
>Not even five seconds, and she's standing there with a freshly stack of pancakes in her hooves.
>You're up and still hungry, so you may as well get an actual meal down.
>"Ah, ah, ah!"
"What? I thought they were for me."
>"They are, my silly willy!"
"Then wh-"
>She starts to put a pancake on Fluttershy's head.
>No...
>It gets worse as she pours syrup on the fluffy disk.
>"We're not stopping there!"
>She gets Fluttershy to lay down and sets the rest of the stack on Fluttershy's cooter.
>Oh, the horror!
>"Now they will keep warm! I'll see you two in a few hours!"
>She bounces out of your kitchen.
>You look at Fluttershy who still has that fucking look on her face.
>"I can always be your special plate, Anon~"
"Too bad Pinkie used all the milk from the fridge."
>"Did someone say milk?!"
"GET OUT MILKY!"
>That morning, you had to eat out of Fluttershy and sucked her teets for sustenance.