>You are Dick.
>When you were born, you were already the appendage of a male.
>You heard horrifying stories about your brethren being mutilated at birth, for someone that's supposedly floating in the sky.
>You existence is miserable, you are forced to be bent all day long and rubbed against soft fabric, caged between underwear and a soft place.
>You only purpose is to be a channel for excess minerals and water...
>Or that's what you thought.
>One day, something happened, it was during the night, you bloated, you inflated, it was so horrifying, but the worst came shortly afterwards.
>You discovered a worst reason for your existence, you had another hollow tunnel inside of you, and a thick white creamy good came out that night.
>That was when your days of terror began.

>Every now and then, you would be forcibly forced to bloat, sometimes it was against the hard tissue, crushing yourself against it, but mostly the worst happened at night, where you would be forced to inflate several times.
>You also discovered that somehow, your first tunnel was blocked when it happened, and your morning duty was quite painful at times.
Then came the day the male decided to give you an haircut, your skin was so irritated for days, you don't even want to think about it.
Then one day, you were startled by what looked like lips, a nose, a tongue, and you were forced to pummel the back of someone's throat again and again.
>Truly one of the most terrifying moment of your life, you didn't want to be swallowed by such an horrible monster, but you held, and at last, you could perform your second duty.
>If only you had known, that there was a worst pair of lips that would await you, you would have probably hoped to be swallowed by the creature, that dreadful day...