>“LOOK OUT NONNY!”
>You only have a few seconds to register the pink blur barreling towards you
>Not enough time to get out of the way
>And you had already learned the unfortunate truth that ponies were, in fact, not made of marshmallows
>And you just spent those last precious seconds standing there like an idiot
>*BAM*
>Her head hit your stomach and you were tossed on your back, the pink pony landing on top of you
>Luckily, your head was saved from hitting the ground
>By a rock
>You may have been able to tough that part out
>If it weren’t for the 100 pounds of pony all concentrated into one sharp hoof that just happened to stomp on your crotch as Ponk tried to stand to get off of you
>Hello black out, nice to meet you
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>You are roused but a few seconds later to the feeling of pain
>Quite a bit of pain, actually 
>A lot oF PAIN
>OH FUCK
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
“AGGGGGHHHHHHAAAAA!”

>“NONNY!OHGOSHIMSOSORRY!”
“FUCKKKKAAAAAGHHHHH-”
>“OHGOSHOHGOSHOHGOSH!”
>“What in Equestria is going on here?!”
>“NONNYS HURT!”
>“Oh my Celestia what did you DO to him?!”
“GGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-”
>“I-I ran into him, I didn’t mean to- AH NO NONNY DON’T START CRYING PLEASE!
>“What is wrong with you?!”
>“Who’s yelling? is somepony hur-PINKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
>“Whats happened?!”
>“What did you do to Anonymous, Pinkie!?” 
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
>“N-No I- Nonny I’m sorry-I didn’t mean-“
>“You monster! How could you hurt a poor stallion like this?”
>”You Bitch!”
>“I’ll get a doctor, Somepony stop that mare!”
>”Wait I didn’t-“
>*CRACK*
>”OWW!”
 “AAAAAAAAaaAAAaaaaaAaaa-“
>“Oh goddesses he’s bleeding everywhere…”
>“Move everypony, I SAID MOVE!”
>“Quick, he needs to get to the hospital.”
“aggahh…”
>”Where are the police….”
>”Just shut…..you…”
>”He’s passing out…”
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