Stories submitted by anonymous writers from threads 51 through 60 are collected here. Table of Contents 20650329 20679557 20696673 20750524 20757709 20805237 20866259 20910910 20964379 21062498 21114561 21132658 21150557 21151156 21182184 21189377 21199521 21309020 ----------------------- 20650329 I want to give Pillow Case a bath. First I will fill the tub with warm water, and then mix in bubble bath mix. Then I will scrub her mane with lilac shampoo, until it is clean and fresh. After cleaning her face, I will move down her belly and take care of her hooves. She would blush as I scrub her vulva and anus, but she would know that those parts would need to be clean too. Then I'd do the same to her tail as her mane, and work up her back until I got to her wings. I would take those soft and tender wings, and spread them out, using special pegasus wing soap (Vito does wing shampoo exist?), and clean each individual feather. Then I would rinse her off, dry her, and put her to bed with milk and cookies. To finish it off, I would read happy stories to her, until she fell asleep, warm, happy, clean, and content. Then I would go to my own bed, and go to sleep, happy that she was happy. ----------------------- 20679557 >Be Rarity. >You were sitting at home and waiting for your husband, Anon. >While a lady would not dare show her impatience, it wouldn't matter soon. >You tapped your hoof in wait. >His car pulled into the driveway and a few moments later the doorknob shook. >"Crap, I forgot my keys," you heard the voice from the other side say. "Go to hell?" >He just found your note. >Anon called and rang the door bell for you to let him in, but you just let him be. >After a minute, the commotion stops. >You watch a nearby window as it opens and he tumbles inside. >As he's recovering, you take the moment to walk up and kick him in the balls. >"Ahh!" he cried as he fell back down to the floor. "You uncouth barbarian!" you shout at him. "You lied to me!" >"What are you- Gah!" >You kick him once more. >"What the hell is your problem!" Anon finally managed to hollar. >You pick up the curling iron with your magic and raise it up before stopping. "Do you think I'm a fool or are you just clueless?" you ask. >He just shook his head. >You take a step back before screaming. "I met your girlfriend today!" >The color drained from Anon's face as you hurl the curling iron at him once more. >"Baby, please!" he begged. "It's not what you think!" "Then why is some tramp coming to our house and asking if I was just the maid!" >You leave for the kitchen where a pot of water was on. >Anon rose and limped after you. >"Have you ever thought that maybe she was selling something?" >You grab the pot of water. "Selling her ass, probably!" you accuse as you hurl the water. >Anon saw the danger and tried to dive to the side. >Too bad he only just fell over. >Either way, he couldn't get out of the way fast enough. >His nads just got steamed. >Trotting to the other room, you grab a rhinestone belt. >Your soon-to-be ex-husband gets back on his feet and runs away. >"Somebody help me! This bitch is crazy!" he hollars to anyone who can hear him. "I'll show you crazy!" >You whip the belt and tag him in the nuts. >He yelped and kept running around the house. >"Thank God I didn't wear a kilt today!" he says to no one in particular. >He runs into the bedroom and rolled over to the other side. >You follow him in as he grabs a pillow for a shield. >Ducking down, you pull a baseball bat from underneath the bed. >Swinging once, you miss his head as the bat makes contact with the pillow. >Pomf =3 >Anon tried to make a run for it, but he has to get past you. >You rear back as he braces for impact. >And then you swing low. >Right in the twins again. >Anon collapses out of the bedroom door. >As Anon held himself, you grab a nearby can of Raid and a match. >His eyes widened as he saw you approach. >Too late. >You blast his clothes with the impromptu flamethrower. >Anon rolled around on the floor to extinguish the flames. >It only took a moment, and when he looked back up at you, he saw a curling iron hurling at him. >The only thing he could defend himself with was his G-Shock watch. >Trying to use the 1-inch circle as a shield proved futile as the curling iron just hit his arm. >And for one good measure, you kick him in the crotch again. >Going to your jewelry box, you pull out a wedding band and go back to meet Anon. >The guy had stopped all resistance and just lied in the fetal position to protect his boys from and further injury. "They won't be the same after today," you comment as you drop the ring on the floor before him. >You leave the house, aiming to come back later for you stuff. ----------------------- 20696673 >Day MOTHER FUCKING FREEDOM on Earth >Be pony >Today is a holiday you think the humans call "America Day" >There is a parade going on down on Main Street >You love parades >You also love candy >And as it so happens, there's candy being tossed at the parade >It's mostly for children and foals, but you take the LIBERTY of grabbing some for yourself >You've also decided to show your holiday spirit by dying your mane RED WHITE AND BLUE >Firetrucks and other emergency vehicles follow the floats with their sirens on >One truck is blasting a song to set the mood >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTKmjhJ1__o >There is a formation of Marines marching behind the trucks >A bald eagle lands on a nearby light post >A convoy of military vehicles follows behind >Soldiers fire automatic weapons into the air while waving the American flag >Some parade-goers drop their FREEDOM fries to fire their weapons into the air as well while also reciting the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE >Women drop their panties all over >Children cry from all the patriotism >Looking to the sky, you see the Blue Angels fly over in diamond formation before breaking off and trailing smoke >The walk home is awkward due to your raging FREEDOM boner >You kick a communist in the dick on the way >GOD BLESS AMERICA ----------------------- 20750524 >Be Strawberry Jam >Living with Tom >You're roommates, co-workers, and not much more >Washing the dishes in your apartment because he did it yesterday >Nobody else in the apartment except the two of you >Tom's off in the bedroom browsing the internet >Turn on the faucet to rinse off a plate >Something sounds odd about the way the water hits the plate, but you ignore it >Get the next plate >It clangs around in the sink because hooves >Scrub it, flip it, scrub it again >Rinse >There's that wet-sounding noise again >Sounds like it's not from in front of you, now that you pay some attention to it >Put the plate away and repeat the process >One important difference to what you do, this time >Turn the faucet on, then immediately off >The sound continues without the water flowing >Swivel ears around to figure out where it's coming from >Bedroom? >Oh, for fuck's sake >NOW you know what that wet sound is "Tom, it's not my business what you're doing in there, and I'd like it to stay that way. Close the damn door, would you?" >A few seconds of silence pass >"Sorry. Forgot it was open." >There's a pause and then a click as the door closes ----------------------- 20757709 >you will never sneak into the bathroom and watch your marefriend take a shower >she will never notice you and try to hide behind the curtains embarrassingly. >she will never change her mind and invite you into the shower >you will never have sex with Strawberry Jam in the shower. >Strawberry will never slip and bang her head on the tap from the force of the rutting. >you will never care for her lovingly while you help her recover ----------------------- 20805237 >Your alarm is going off. >6:45 AM >Time to get up. >Your PC's monitor is on. >All the threads you had open from last night had died. >You grab your lab coat, your uniform and your ID. >Oops, forgot to fill your pocket protector with pens. >The cold steel door opens as you approach. >As you leave room 9-11 you make your way toward the elevator. >You take the elevator down to the lounge. >You don't know too many people here, so you just buy an oatmeal packet and microwave it. >"Anon, I was told that today you will be temporarily moved to Gamma facility today. They're one assistant short." >Another scientist begins speaking "Hey, that's the off world mining sector right? Careful Anon, last time they opened up a portal, a bunch of weird shit came pouring through a couple aliens came pouring through and killed 2 guys." >You take you're oatmeal out of the microwave and another scientist puts in a microwave casserole. "Well, thanks for the he—" >The security alarm goes off in the distance >You hear a distant "Hey, stop that. Are you crazy? Followed by "Step away from there, I'm expecting a very important transmission." >Next thing you now, a man in a orange hazmat suit comes in, turns the microwave power up to full, and blows up the microwave casserole in the microwave. >"My god what are you doing!?" exclaims a scientist as he rushes over to the microwave. >Hazmat man runs out of the lounge and heads off to the anomalous materials lab. >"Jesus, that's the second time the new guy has blown up my microwave casserole this week" >A security guard enters the room. >"Someone needs to get his ass fired. Next thing you know he could destroy the facility." >"I think I'll head to the Administrators office later." "Hey, what line do I have to ride to get to Gamma anyway?" >"Take the blue line, it should get you there quickest." "Thanks man. See you later." >You finish up your breakfast and head down the hallway to the transit system. >The train ride took a while, but you're off now. >This is it, the Gamma complex. >You approach the doors as usual, put your eyes in the scanners. >The main lab looks normal. >A bunch of equipment lines the walls. >"Ah, you must be the temp. My name is Doctor Lenno, and you are?" >This dude is old, and he looks exactly like Albert Einstein. "Anon Y. Mous. So Mr. Lenno, where do you need me to start?" >"Ah yes, the experiment is ready. We just need you to enter the portal chamber and activate the portal. We will handle it from there, but you must stay in the chamber in case of need for an emergency shut off." "Sounds easy enough, but what should I expect to come through the portal?" >"We aren't exactly sure. After last weeks incident, we are trying out new parameters. Just head to the locker room and grab the equipment in the 'Assist. 3' locker." "That's it?" >"Sure is." >Here it is, the locker room. >You search for "Assist. 3". >There it is. >It looks pristine, as if it was never used before. >You open the locker to find a large battery on the floor and a Glock 17 on a shelf with two magazines next to it. >There also seems to be a key card labeled "Suit 3". >What could that be for. >Ah yes, the Hazardous Environment suits. >You slide into your suite and head down to the main chamber. >It's bigger than you imagined. >Its a large cylindrical room with a catwalk going to a halo in the center >"Testing, testing. Anon, can you hear me?" "Yeah, its crystal clear." >"Good, good. Position yourself near the panel over and wait for my call." >You walk across the steel catwalk to the control panel near the right side of the portal. >"Okay, begin. Reactor power at 102%. We should be fine if we make this quick. Activate Magnetic Roulette." >The chamber begins to spin around the catwalk. >"Trigger the reaction." >There is a flash of light, then a blue sphere appears in the center of the halo. >"Portal created, initiate vacuum" >Wind begins blowing out of the portal. ----------------------- 20866259 >It was an average early morning >The smell of flowers accented the normal dirt and hay smell of ponyville nicely >Lilly stood in front of the ponyville post office >In her mouth she held her application to the newly founded “Foreign Friends Foreign Exchange” Program >The project was headed by Princess Twilight >Being the princess of friendship it made sense that she lead Equestria in befriending this alien world >Twilight released a statement asking for volunteers for the program. >And that’s just what Lilly was going to do. >…If she could just put the stupid envelope in the box >Be Lilly >*Sigh* Come on Lilly, you can do this >Just put the letter in the box… >Lilly was a science pony >She always dreamed of a profession in the science field >However, as an earth pony her lack of certain ‘abilities’ kept her dream just that >A dream. >Science wasn’t what earth ponies did >That was left to the unicorns >She was about ready to give up on her dreams when she heard about these “Hue-manes” >Hue-manes were completely void of all magic yet they were centuries ahead of Equestria with their technology >Since their discovery Lilly once again felt her dreams in hoofs reach >If she could study with them >Learn what they know >She could finally fulfill her dream of a career in science >She would be able to show up those snooty unicorns! >And all those fillies who teased her as a foal >We’ll see who’s laughing when this “Dirt pony” Is standing on the cover of ‘Equestrias Brightest’! >With her confidence boosted she made her way to the drop box >She watched the envelope slip into darkness before she turned to walk home >Beaming with joy >Radiant Sky lay on her beanbag chair >It was the weekend and she was going to make the least of it “Come on ray, its almost noon and all you’ve done is move from sleeping in your bed to napping on that stupid thing” >”It’s a beanbag chair, and its not stupid. It’s like a cloud made of… not cloud. Its awesome” >Cloudy Days face-hoofed >”And don’t call me Ray, that’s a stallions name.” “Whatever. Come on sky, don’t you have to get ready for your interview with the princess?” >”Oh buck! I almost forgot!” >Radiant Sky jumped off her impromptu nest and flew to the showers “I swear you’d forget to eat if It weren’t for me” >Over the sound of running water Cloudy could hear Sky snicker >”Psh as if! Eating is like my favorite thing to do when I’m not asleep.” >Radiant Sky stepped out of the shower >Grabbing the towel with her hooves she dried herself off >She glanced at the mirror to make sure she still looked as sexy as usual [spoiler]She did[/spoiler] >The best part of rocking the unkempt mane style >Its always styled >Within a few minutes she was out the door and on her way to meet the princess >Be princess twilight in her big stupid castle >“Spike! Are the snacks and drinks ready? The candidates will be here in 5 minutes!” >Despite having servants now Twilight still liked to have her ‘#1 assistant’ do everything “Yeah Yeah... I’m on it” >Twilight was in the middle of organizing her handouts when she heard a knock at the door >“Oh! They’re here!” >Twilight, in a fit of excitement, galloped to the door > “Hello, I’m Twilight Sparkle, and you must be one of the candidates for the program! Let me be the first to thank you for volunteering, you are doing equestria a great service.” >”Now, if you would, just take a seat over there as we wait for the others. My assistant spike should be coming out with snacks and drinks soon” >Over the next 30 minutes or so the hall filled with ponies >They chatted idly amongst themselves >All of them were exited at the prospect of going to another world. >The lights dimmed as Twilight took position at the front of the room >Everypony quieted down, giving the princess their attention *Clears throat* “Hello, and welcome to the final stage of your admission process. Today each of you will be meeting me for a private interview. As you know, only a hoofful of you will be chosen to go to ‘Earth’. Before the interviews begin I would once again like to thank you all for volunteering for this project. I would love to go myself but other duties take precedence. If chosen, you will be paving the way for all future pony human relationships. The time you spend on Earth will be spent gathering information and more importantly making friends. Each week you are to report to me with your findings on human culture and friendship. We don’t foresee any issues arising, however, should they, the princesses, elements, and I are all available for you. Now if there aren’t any questions, would the pony in the first seat please follow me. Once she is done, the next in line may enter” >Twilight made her way into her office. >With the speech finally over Radiant Sky snuck out from behind the pillar in the back of the room >She walked in late and didn’t want to look irresponsible in front of the princess. >She took her seat as nonchalantly as possible sighing at the number of ponies in the room >”Ugh… This is going to take forever… Look at all these ponies” >And so the wait began >Sky fiddled with the pamphlet on the desk >She tried to make something cool >Like a plane >Or ninja star >But only succeeded in making an origami square. ----------------------- 20910910 [spoiler]I probably shouldn't write when I'm tired.[/spoiler] >Be Sleight Hooves, the cunning operative! >Well, you would be an operative if you had an employer. >That's okay, you had a plan for riches! >Using a cunning disguise, you would sneak into the human department of defense, learn all their secrets, and sell them to Equestia for profit. >...or you could hold the world ransom for... 100 BILLION DOLLARS. >How devious of you, you're getting turned on just by thinking about it. >No time for masturbating while dreaming of riches now, you have a job to do! >Now, while humans had long developed the technology for detecting unicorns with spells, there was one thing they had overlooked... >Not magic! >Yes, by using a disguise that was not only cunning but magicless, you could very much so pass for a normal human! >BRILLIANT! >You don your costume; a paper bag you found floating in the wind the other day with a smiley face drawn on it in crayon. >It was the perfect plan. >You just wish it didn't smell like cheeseburgers, you hate human food. Or at least meat, anyway. >You walk up to the terminal, salute, and give your best human impression. "HELLO FELLOW HUMAN! I AM FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF EXPERIMENTAL... EXPERIMENTS, I HAVE COME TO ANALYSE YOUR DATA. PLEASE LET ME INSIDE." >You stand there for a few seconds, beaming from behind the mask before you realize you forgot to use human lingo. "UHH, I MEAN, WOW, LOOK AT 'EM COYBOYS AN DINOSAURS, EH PARDNER?" >Flawless. >The guard stares at you for a few seconds, no doubt in shock over how average of a human you were. >Eventually he shakes his head. >"I'm going to need some form of I.D." >Shit. >You mentally curse yourself for not having any plans beyond the basic concept. >Think Sleight, think! Sleight is not a human name! "Uh. Uhm. UHM. UUUUUHHHHHH--" >The human reaches for the phone. >Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT. >"Yeah, hello security? We have a pony here who's--" "No wait! I'm not a pony!" you shout. >He pauses. >"You're telling me you're not a pony?" >"Y-Yeah, that's right," you say, slowly cramming the jigsaw puzzle that is human names together. "My name is... Nauda P. Ony." >"Nauda P. Ony," he repeats. "Y-Yeah, its... Amerussakazakhatanian?" You say, thinking of the most important countries of the world and mashing them together, hoping to get at least one of them right. >There was Americastan, Russiastan, and of course, Kazakh. >He mulls it over for a minute before going back to the phone. >"...Never mind, it's just a regular human. Yeah, sorry. Bye." >HOLY SHIT HE BOUGHT IT. >YOU AM A CLEVER PONY. >"Let me just authenticate your identity on this here computer." >He types away at the computer. >"Ah yes, here we go, Miss P. Ony." "That's me!" >"I'll radio ahead and let them know you're coming," he says, getting on the phone again. "Awesome!" >"Yeah hi, Greg? It's me, Tom. Listen, I know you're busy, but we have a Nauda P. Ony from the department of experimental experiments, do you think you could give her the tour? Great, thanks. Alright miss, you can go on in." "YEAH!" you shout, hopping in place. >He opens the gate for you, and you trot right in. >Once inside, you're greeted by a tall gentleman in a lab coat. >"You must be Miss P. Ony. Please, right this way," he says, motioning down a corridor marked "live testing". >You're about to go with him when you see something in the corner of your eye. "Is that... Is that a crystal!?" you shout excitedly, running away from the man and towards the decorative salt crystal. "Holy shit that's awesome!" >"Uhh Miss, didn't you want to see our data?" "Nah, crystals are awesome!" >Fuck holding the world ransom and fuck equestia, crystals are cool. >"Oh. Okay. Would you like to know how to grow your very own crystals? "Holy shit yes!" --- >An hour later, and you're leaving the compound carrying a bag of various ingredients for crystals. >You had to take off your mask to carry the bag with your mouth. >Turns out, to make crystals all you need is a hoofful of pennies, some salt, baking soda, Ammonia, and bleach! >Then you just blow on it with a straw and then you get crystals! >That nice man helped you find everything. >You trot home, happy and ready to make some wonderful crystals. --- >The next time you wake up you're in a hospital bed. >Every part of your body feels like crap. >You don't remember anything after blowing on the crystal mixture. >The doctors tell you that they found mustard gas in your body. >Which is strange because you don't even eat hot dogs, much less smoke them! >You're let off with a warning, and to be more careful around bathroom cleaning supplies. >Oh, and they also told you that you can't make crystals anymore. >Which sucks. >When you get home, you decide to come op with a new plan. >Especially since the last one didn't turn out so well. >Your new plan needs to be more daring, more courageous, and maybe even a little bit lewd. >Your name is Sleight Hooves, and you are a [spoiler](not so)[/spoiler] clever pony bent on world domination! ----------------------- 20964379 > be Anon > taking a walk in the park > you pause as you notice a sound > muffled screaming > you pull a spade out of your McFedora > essentially a fedora made with the best hamburger meat and vegan tears > you sip your code red mountain dew "Gonna need some extra energy for this one!" > popeye music plays > you ridiculously flex your arms as the ham sized fat rolls bounce upward into oddly shaped muscles > the muscles bounce upward to form bowls of spaghetti > you gasp and hastily tip your fedora at both bowls "M'Spaghetti" > remembering your task, you shove the shovel into the screaming dirt beneath you > a few years later, you finally get to the source of the muffled screaming > a pony from your favorite show > My Little Pony > it was Rainbow Dash > there were ponies in earth ----------------------- 21062498 >"Goddamnit hack of crap." >"Mr.Johnson are you ok?" >"I'm fine Caroline." >For the past thirty years Cave Johnson,Ceo of Aperture science has tried to make history. >The Perpetual Testing Initiative was a failure. >While inter dimensional travel was possible and confirmed. >Their true goal wasn't met quite yet. >step 1: find a universe populated by colourful equines. >step 2 : send the dog-men army to capture the poni. >step 3 : repeat step 1 indefinaly. >step 4 : find a universe populated by horse crazed neets. >step 5 : sale horse crazed neets the equines. >"Yes Mr.Johnson we all know your plan but this is a land mine we have here, we can rake in the money with interuniversal travel." >"Damnit Greg remember the plan, Equines, Greg lots and lots of colorful equines." >"Sir! we have reported success!,we've found the ponyverse." >At that moment Cave went ballistic. >he starts barking orders to everyone including the Dogmen sargent. >"Captain Balto prepare the dogmen,we go at dawn." >Cave was absolutely livid,his dream of performing science of horses without P.E.T.A breathing down his neck was finally happening. >The Dogmen, the counter to the mantis men were finally gonna live their purpose,to fetch things for their owner. >"Kin,Today we retrieve for the Master we will be good boys and gain the ultimate pleasure,belly rubs from Greg jr." >The dogmen were dogmatic following Caves orders to the letter,if they could read, >"Hey Greg,Cave here just got off the phone with Horse Cave or in his tongue Caveny. >"He'll give us 120 Yen for every Horse we bring back, 200 for Mares/Fillies ,120 for Stallions/Colts, you'll tell the Dogmen right." >"I must stay and monitor the situation." >The hundreds of dogmen were ready to perform their duty;fetch the prey, hunt the prey, and never retreat. >The shimmering portal opened ,and thrill of a new place flowed throughout the dogmen >"CHARGE!!!" >And their off,equestria never knew what hit them. >It's been 12 weeks since the invasion of Equestria by the dogmen army. >And Cave was rolling in money >"Greg! we have so much money I'm actually paying the test subjects." >"Mr.Johnson the inhabitants have not taken lightly to our encroachment upon their lands." >"Greg...There is more than just Horse's right?" >"Yes sir,but the rulers have been..." >"Greg we'll reimburse Miss "Pretty pink princess" eventually but look and all this money..Who wants to do some Science!!!" >"Pillowcase where are you!!! Oh Pillowcase." >"Loni if you don't shut it.." >"I Know Jorge I know,but i wanna find pillowcase." >Jorge and Loni have been avoiding the "Diamond dogs" for week now,their families torn apart fillies and colts taken into some dark portal, the small colt Pillowcase as they found him wrapped in a pillowcase. >"I smell the scent of prey,grrr" >"alright loni take him from the side,i'll fire some beams at him." >"ALRIGHT JORGE." >"BUCKINDAMNIT LONI!!" >"found you" >"Pillowcase! this is not the time behind loni now." >"found you prey,AROOO!!" >the dogmen come scaling from all side >"give up equine,you're surrounded." >"Damn diamond dogs..." >Jorge falls to his side as the dogmen drag him into a A.T.T along with Loni and Pillowcase. >"They won't hurt us right?" >"I won't let them hurt us muttered Loni as the doors closed." >"Come in command,come in, why do they never answer." >"So how many belly rubs do you think the colt will fetch us." >"100 at least with a few Good Boys." >"Right they better,those others wanted these speci..I don't know the word." >"I think you mean specifically." >"RROOight thats the word." >A new world a new tomorrow. >The loading dock was in a flurry of activity. >They very rulers of Equestria dubbed "Pretty pink ponyland" by Cave were paying a visit. >Actually they were captured by the mastis-men >Cave hoped they would be sent on a suicide missions. >But Greg being the master strategist he is made use of their "Indestructibility" to capture the most high paying being, 100,000,000 yen for each Alicorn caught. >first equines then the other residents,they would do this until the planet was empty. >"Greg! the Mantis-men they're back! grab the flamethrowers!" >"Mr.Johnson this was my own private stock,these ones were engineered to have obedience and obey me...and you...sometimes." >"Greg see this is why you're the top scientist as Aperture." >"Mr. Johnson, am the vice president of Aperture,and your best friend,I love science and math, I REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!" >"For once could i get the respect i..." >Cave did something weird pulling Greg, his best friend since kindergarten into the best brohug ever. >"Greg... are you ready to do some science?" >Cave on the edge of tears at this point. >"Cave..YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH." >BROFIST!!!. >"OK enough of that silliness." >Cave was looking down at the panel. >"I thought it was rather heart warming." >"Hey greg remember when you fought that bear?" >"you mean the one you made with minigun arms, yes i do actually i still have the scars." >"Wait..we were supposed to be doing something...something important." >Caves alway forgetting things like moon rocks are posin. >"Umm Mr.Johnson I think we're supposed to be in the loading bay..you know princess rulers of the equines." >"Oh right Greg miss "Pretty pink princess." >"Princesses." >"I can already smell the money Greg." >Cave and Greg leave the safety of the Control room,the room which contain enough cameras if they bothered to check them would show that the princesses have escaped captivity and that the mantis and dog men were doing their best to recapture them. ----------------------- 21114561 >Day I forgot where anything was so this could be cannon with the story or not depending how it goes cos fuck it im are tired >"Okay Pillow this may sting a little but you'll get over it and feel incredible" >Anon hands over a blue vile with a tentacle acting as its lid "If you say so Anony" >Pillowcase then took one long swig and soon felt a ripping and pulling sensation all around >She blacks out >Pillowcase wakes to the muffled sound of Anonymous >"P.....Pil...", she heard in the muffled blurred distance >"Pill...Pillow!" >Her eyes widen and her vision cleared >Anonymous was being rag dolled by a metal looking man >Pillow charged at the giant but was swatted off with his mechanical oiled hand >She looked at the robo-man then found a glowing point in its chest >She charged again with all that she had >Suddenly a deep churning of energy slung itself across her hooves and lunged herself to the metal wall of a man >A transparent tentacle that consisted of water emerged around her like a field of protection >Pushing both Anon and MetalMan off the city limits of land >Pillow then focused on Anon as he was desperately calling for help >Another tentacle but acted as grappling hook and caught Anon mid fall >After Anon composed himself Pillow then asked "What was...what did I do?" >"Well. I must say...you have..." >"Vigor" ----------------------- 21132658 >sitting around the house with Purplest Princess >parents have accepted the unnatural relationship >and wonder aloud whether their grandchildren will have hooves >looking at the thread on 4chan "Do you think I should write more of the story?" >"Don't you mean OUR story, sweetie?" she responded, wiggling her little horsey bubble-butt seductively "You're a nymphomaniac, you know that?" >"And you love me for it." "Yes. Yes, I do." >no, you're not gonna see the sex scene here >but trust me, shit was SO cash >it was a non-writing day ----------------------- 21150557 >Coming home from work >Someone is taking a shower and singing >It's Pillowcase >Almost don't recognise her because of her voice >Start singing along >She suddenly stops when she realises you can hear her >Comes out of the bathroom embarrassed >Ask about her amazing voice, and why she never became a professional singer >She tells you that she couldn't muster up the courage to sing in public >She's happy you like her singing though >She starts singing to you in private Why do I want this so bad? ----------------------- 21151156 >be Strelok >throw a bolt ahead of you, see its path curve oddly due to an anomaly >suddenly there's a violet flash >in front of you is a unicorn >a tiny unicorn >with the most fabulous violet tail and mane >"Blowout soon, darling," she says in oddly accented Russian >wait, what the fuck? "When?" you ask >"Cheeki breeki," she responds, looking skyward as the sky turns red and it rains radioactive poison >both of you die >such is life in the Zone ----------------------- 21182184 >be Anon >see Pillow Case relaxing in the garden >you both love that garden, it surrounds the whole house and provides privacy >she is drinking her favourite soda >you wait >after two hours and 3 cans of soda, Pillow gets up and heads to the house "Hey, Pillow, where are you going?" >"To the little fillies room, Anon, I-I think I drank too much, ha ha" >Yes >Yes >This is it >"Nope!" >she looks confused at you >"Wha-" >"Nope!" >You grab and cradle her in your arms, her butt up, facing away from you "Super pony garden sprinkleeeeeeer!" >you begin to spin around, Pillow squealing ">EEEEEEEEEAAAANnnNooOONN PUUT MEEEE DOOOWN I CAN'T HOLD IIT!" >three more turns and her bladder gives up >a golden sparkling ribbon of liquid shot from under the tail >soon your grass is perfectly watered >funny thing pony pee is perfect for fertilization and smells nice >Pillow's smells like lavender and honey >you put down your dazed pegasus on dry ground >"Thanks, Pillow" >after a ten second she can focus on you >her cute face flushed from embarassment and irritation >"You s-should have asked me for it, y-you jerk!" >you crouch, ruffle her mane and kiss her angry forehead >"But where would be the fun, my number one garden watering assistant?" >she huffs and scrunches >"How 5 cans of your favourite soda sound like to you?" "...." "...okay, but YOU will carry me to them" >you pick her up again and head to your house "...and next time just give me a bottle and a funnel..." ----------------------- 21189377 >Be Anon >Get a bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch >See a snickering Sun goddess in the corner >Don't know why she's laughing >House engulfed in the sun as well as earf >Today was a hot day. ----------------------- 21199521 >tfw you'll never stumble upon a scared, confused pone that has no idea how she got here >tfw you'll never befriend her and help her try to find a way home >tfw you'll never let her stay at your place until she can get back, sharing everything you have with her despite not having much yourself to begin with >tfw you'll never comfort her as she loses hope of ever returning to her home or ever seeing her friends or family again >tfw you'll never eventually fall in love with each other and fall asleep every night in each other's embrace, each of you all the other has in the world to live for ----------------------- 21309020 >the pone you adopted is a huge asshole >you tried to straighten him out, get him to behave, but all it seemed to do was make him gay >little fucker rubs his shaft all over your stuff for no good reason other than to bug you >constantly insults you >he brings his stupid colt friend over when you're home and fucks him right in front of you when you try to watch tv >he's a little shit and the worst part is that you can't kick him out >The pone you adopted is definitely a challenge >no matter how hard you try to discipline her, she always finds a loophole >you tried to raise her right, even with your busy schedule >she would always sneak out at night, thinking you'd gone to bed >she'd disappear on the weekends with friends and maxed out what money you gave her grime her savings >she would always ignore you, she wouldn't even call you dad >thats what hurt the most >however, something was strange in the anonymous household >for some time you had wondered if she was a lesbian >all the signs were there >all it took was last night and your "quick trip to the grocery store" >little did Ivory and her friend know that you had snuck up the fire escape to spy on them >you couldn't believe your eyes when you peaked inside and saw them grinding their bodies together in a fit of ecstasy >Ivory had a marefriend... 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