>Aww yeah, finals are done >Time to do nothing for a few weeks before summer classes start >You fumble with the grocery bags in your arms as you try to knock on your own apartment door >Nobody comes, despite several loud knocks on your side of the door and the sound of a television on the other >You put your ear against the door >The random chimes, jingles, and looping background music mean that your roommate is playing a video game >At least she didn’t leave through the window and forget to turn off the TV >She’s done that before >There are a lot of quirks of having a pegasus roommate that nobody thought to tell you about >One of them is that if a window is large enough, it’s also a door >You knock again >“Casey, my arms are full! Open up!” >You put your ear against the door one more time >The video game noises continue >You wait while with your ear to the door before conceding that it probably would have been faster to put down a bag and unlock it yourself >No sense in wasting any more time >You place a bag on the floor, fish out your keys, and let yourself in >As expected, Pillow Case is using the PlayStation >Those hoof-compatible controllers you bought for her were a bad idea >She gets way too ‘immersed’ in story driven games >She’s not even doing anything in the game she’s playing right now >Just directing a boy band around an open field so they can pick up stuff >You waddle your way over to the fridge >Midway through putting away all the stuff that needs to be kept cold, a rule 63 version of Posh Spice in the video game declares that he’s come up with a new recipe >Okay, there’s no way she was so deeply into the game that she didn’t hear you >That’s idle dialogue that you’ve heard from this game a dozen times before >You put away the rest of the refrigerated goods quickly so you can help Pillow Case with her gaming problem >Strutting up behind her doesn’t get her attention either >Leaning over the back of the couch also doesn’t do anything >You do get a good look at her face, though >Eyes fixed on the screen, expression blank, seemingly random ear twitches… >This pone is totally in the zone >It’s like strapping into the hoof-compatible controller means plugging into her brain >The controller itself is a malformed lovechild of a pair of moon boots and one of those old Rock Band/Guitar Hero drum sets >You’re at a loss for how Velcro-ing her hooves to that thing can hijack her brain the way it does >Maybe you’re barking up the wrong tree >It makes more sense that the way into her brain would be through her head >You crouch down behind the couch to get a look at the back of her head >Hmm >You can’t tell if there’s a plug back there >There appears to be a pony’s ponytail in the way >This is easily rectified “Pilly.” >You flick her pony ponytail off to the left >Nothing there >Her mane feels nice tho >Just to be thorough, you flick her pony^2 tail off to the right >This does not reveal anything either >“Nuh…” >She turns her head slightly away from your prodding >Perhaps it’s a wireless connection? >Messing with her hair seems to be interfering with her connection “Pillow Caaaaaase.” >The ponytail on this pony must be a cleverly disguised antenna >You flick it back and forth, getting a steady rhythm going >“Nuhhhhhhh! Stop it!” “I wouldn’t have started if you noticed me earlier.” >“When did you even get here?” >Success! >Pillow Case has been liberated from the mind controlling controller “I was knocking on the door two minutes ago.” >She turns around just enough to see you >“You were? I didn’t hear anything.” “Of course you didn’t, silly Pilly.” >“I’m not being silly.” “Yes you are. You’re silly Pilly the Sony pony ” >“I’m not a Sony pony either. I played tons of Pokémon Go.” “Everyone played Pokémon Go, silly Sony pony.” >She pauses her game and unstraps herself from the controller, turning around fully to lean on the back of the couch >“Not everyone can say they’ve single-hoofedly kept Team Mystic from holding any gyms in this town for a whole week.” “True, but not everyone has wings to chase down a wild Dragonite that’s halfway across town.” >Casey shrugs one hoof off to the side >“That doesn’t prove me wrong.” “I’m not trying to prove you wrong. I’m trying to prove that you’re a silly pony, Pilly. You and your silly Sony Pony PlayStation.” >“I already told you, I’m not being silly.” >She brings her hoof back in to her chest as she raises her chin and closes her eyes >“It is unbefitting of a mare of my bloodline.” >Uh what >Her bloodline? >She ain’t said nothin’ bout no bloodlines before “There’s no way you’re a noble or something.” >“On the contrary, dear roommate. I am a descendant of King and Queen Set!” >Not ringing a bell “Was this covered in Equestrian History 101? I don’t remember this being in the syllabus. Or the final exam. Or anywhere.” >Pilly’s eyes go wide in shock >She rears back slightly from the back of the couch >“Were they not in the textbooks?! For shame! Their dynasty is a patchwork of many cultures! Even today, the micro-fibers of their influence are woven into all aspects of your life!” >Doubt.png “Really?” >She smiles proudly >“Yes! The capital and foundation of their kingdom is in Box Springs. Quality cloth is our native currency. The dynasty flourished when the one we call The Comforter was our king.” >Without warning, she flares out her wings and poses majestically with a hoof pointed off into the distance >“Soon we shall reach a thread count to surpass even that silken age! We will wrap up both worlds in our warm embrace!” >There is no way you wouldn’t have heard of this if it’s as great as she’s making it out to be “You’re making this up.” >Her majestic pose droops >Her smile and optimism are gone >She looks disappointed with you >What she says next conveys no emotion >It’s a simple statement of fact >“You don’t believe me.” “I can’t. Where did you even get this from?” >Pillow Case narrows her eyes and leans as far as she dares towards you over the back of the couch >You are nearly nose-to-snout with her as she whispers to you >“It is embedded in the Memory Foam.” >For a moment, you actually feel sort of intimidated by this small, soft horse >Then your brain catches up “Wait a minute, was this just an excuse to make puns about bedding?” >She goes back to her normal backwards sitting position with a genuinely proud smile >“Yep. *Now* I’m being silly.” >She giggles >You can’t help but join her >God, she’s so adorable you’re going to catch diabetes >“All right, seriously though. I’m no Sony Pony. Let’s play some Smash Bros so I can prove it to you.” >Pilly wants to Smash? >Swiggity swooty “Hey, if it breaks this RPG binge you’ve been on, I’m game. You get waaaay too into those things.” >She hops off of the couch and swaps around the game consoles >“It’s really fun to go through an entire series from start to finish, though! I just wish they’d kept the battles slow enough that I didn’t need a 4-hoof controller.” >Smash Bros starts booting up as you walk around to the front of the couch and tug her PlayStation controller out of the way “Not needing to magic-proof computers actually has its disadvantages. Who would have thought?” >“It’s that or the ratio of hands to hooves on Earth. On an individual basis it skews towards ponies, but…” >Actually, that reminds you of something >You scoop up a normal controller “Hey, can I get a one life handicap?” >Pilly shoves the Nintendo controller over towards the couch >It’s much the same as the Playstation one, but more colorful >“What for?” “Making me wait at the door.” >She flutters up onto the couch >“Someday, you won’t have an excuse for a handicap.” “Someday. But until then, I will never admit that it’s because your Jigglypuff main is almost unbeatable.” >She straps in to the new controller >“What can I say? I’m the best at soft.”