>"Check...MATE!" Twilight slams down her rook.
"FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME!" You flip the board 1000 feet into the air. Then you point at her. "This time we play MY way!" You're inches from her face.
>"Sure, whatever. I'll beat you at your human way of chess." She says smugly.
"Meet me back here in 20 minutes."
>She simply stands up and walks away. As she walks away, she stops and turns around. "Don't get to excited, i'm going to kick your ass. Again and again and again until you cry your way all the way back to Luna.
>Without hesitation, you turn and stomp your way back to the castle.
>The guards ask you whats wrong but you put a hand in front of their face before they can finish their sentences.
>You stand before Luna's doors.
>With a simply kick, that could shatter bones, the doors break open.
"Luuuna huh, huh, huh.." You begin sobbing. She glances from her book to you for a brief second before going back to her reading.
>"What happened now?" She asks annoyed.
>You prance over to her.
"Nothing, but i'm going to make Celery's favorite student cry." You stare into her eyes and smile.
>It doesn't take long for her to join in on the fun.
>The two of you come up with ideas on how to make her made while playing chess by your rules.
>FINALLY you come up with some idea.
>10 minutes later and you're sitting in front of Twilight.
>"So you haven't chickened out, eh?" She says tauntingly.
"Less talk, more chess." You lean over the chess board until you're inches from her face. "By MY rules." You whisper like Walter White. "You can have first move." You wave your hand over the board.
>"You're not going to tell me your rules?" She asks skeptically.
"No, that's part of my rules." You cross your arms.
>She rolls her eyes and moves a pawn.
>"Your turn."
>At that moment you pull out your piece.
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>You smash it on the board.
>"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
"My chess piece!" You smash all her pieces off the board.
>"THAT'S CHEATING!"
"MY RULES AND I WIN!"
>She shakes with rage and walks away.
>You stand up, brush your shorts off and walk away back to the castle.
>As you walk back into the castle, you bump into Celestia.
>"Hello Anon, how are you?" Her voice caresses your ears with radiance.yea i dont fucking know
"You know Celery, it couldn't be any better." You throw your shades on, throw your jacket over your shoulder, and walk away.
>As Celestia stares at you confused, Luna walks by and holds out a hoof.
>You bump it and raise your fist in the air.
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>The scene freezes and it turns into a sketch.
>Today was a damn good day.