>Be Dex-Starr of the Red Lantern corps
>You're searching for the burglar who killed your master
>As you search, you come across two ponies stomping on kittens
>You immediately fly down and smash through the body of a blue pony
>"TRIXIE!" screams the purple one
>You waste no time in tearing off the purple ones skin
"Dexter is good kitty." you think as you pet the surviving kittens then flying away looking for the burglar
>today was ok