>It's 8 in the evening and you are walking home from work with a slushie in your hand.
>You are passing by a park that you played at as a kid.
>You let your memories flow as you reminisce.
>But you are taken out of your nostalgic thoughts as you hear a white pone with pink hair cursing at the sun.
>You strut on over to her and stand by her. 
>She has her eyes closed and she is focusing her pone magic into her horn.
>You take a sip which breaks her out of her trance.
>She immediately looks at you.
"Sup." You take another sip.
>She blinks at you.
>You blink back while still sipping.
>Nothing happens as you both stare at eachother and blink.
>You hold out your drink to her.
"Wanna sip?" You bring it back up and take another. "It's cherry."
>She quickly looks at the drink then to you again.
>You pull the drink away.
"okay then. Continue on with what you were doing."
>"Why are you out here?"
"Oh, me? Yea, i just got done with work and stopped off at the gas station and bought this slushie."
>"I didn't ask what you did, I asked why you are out here."
"Oh. Because I can." You take another sip. "So what are you doing out here?"
>"What does it look like?"
"Like you're trying to take a shit in the park." You take another sip.
>She backs away both appalled and angry. "I'll have you know that I am Princess Celestia of Equestria."
"Cool."
>"Cool? COOL?! That's all you have to say?!" 
"Ya."
>She looks at the ground then to your face."
"So....what are you doing out here? I heard you cussing at the sun and shit."
>"You heard that." She looks around nervously to see if anyone else might have heard. "I thought I was the only one out here."
"Nope. Me too." Sip.
>She gives you an inquisitive look. "You're not smart, are you?"
"Smarter than you."
>She scoffs. "Like a buffoon like you would understand alicorn magic." She says smugly.
>You take another sip.
"So you were trying to do something with that horn of yours?"
>"Well aren't you the bright one." She says sarcastically.
"And from your little tantrum i'm guessing it has to do with your tramp stamp and the sun?"
>"A TRAMP STAMP!" She drops her head, grits her teeth, and closes her eyes and her horn lights up.
>You take another sip as she ignites the grass around you into flames.
>You look over your left shoulder, then your right.
"That was neat."
>She opens one eye and surveys the area.
>A wide smile appears on her face.
>"OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE THAT!!??" You take another sip. "I can't believe i just made my first area blast!" She pumps a hoof in the air.
"You know," Sip. "That's arson."
>"Pffft. Like your petty laws have any jurisdiction over a princess like myself."
"I'm calling the cops."
>Her act drops right away.
>"NONONONO!" She begs. "Please! My parents will kill me!"
>You pull out your cellphone.
>"Please! I'll do whatever you want!"
"Anything?"
>"Yes, just please!"
"Okay." You put your phone away.
>She smiles then it drops.
>"So what do you want? Money?"
"Nah."
>"My necklace?!"
"Nah." Sip.
>"Crown?!"
"Nah."
>Her eyes go wide and her cheeks turn pink.
>"Myself?"
>Sip
"Nah."
>She stamps a hoof down. "Then what do you want from me?!"
"Just answer my first question."
>"Which was..?"
"What are you doing out here?"
>She scoffs again. 
>"Well, if you must know. I am trying to make the sun set."
"Why?"
>"It's my calling." She points to her tramp stamp. "It's the reason I have this cutie mark."
"Oh." Sip.
>She gives you a 'what the hell is wrong with you?' look.
"So that's what that tramp stamp is? A cutie mark?"
>"Yes it is."
"And yours involves the sun?"
>"Yes it does."
"That's neat." Sip.
>"Give me that." She rips the slushie out of your hand with her magic.
"You can have a drink if you want. Matter of fact, you can have it. I'm going home."
>"Why would I want this?"
"It's delicious."
>She eyes it. Then she levitates it slowly to her mouth while keeping eye contact with you.
>You facial expression doesn't change from its dull nature.
>She takes a quick sip and her wings begin to flap.
>"This is amazing!"
"Ya."
>She drinks the rest in one long sip.
"Whoa."
>"What?"
"You didn't get a brainfreeze."
>"A what?"
"A brain freeze."
>"What's that?"
"I don't know, but now i want another slushie."
>"Where did you get it?"
"You don't listen very well, do you? I got it from the gas station on the way home." You point down the road. "Wanna go get one?"
>"With you?"
"Sure."
>She looks at you like you're an idiot.
>"But I've been treating you like a peasant since you've arrived."
"Okay."
>"And you're fine with that?"
"I don't really care, I just wanted to know what you were doing."
>She blinks.
>You blink.
"So you wanna go?"
>"Uhm." She looks around. "Just let me get my bag." She trots over to a tree and levitates a bag with a sun onto her back.
"Thats cool."
>"What? My levitation?"
"No, your backpack."
>"Oh."
>You begin walking away and she trots next to you.
>"So how far is this place?"
"About 6 blocks."
>"I can just fly us there."
"Nah."
>"Okay?"
"Yup."
>She sits in silence for a few seconds then looks at you.
>"Why are you so weird?"
"Why is a princess out in a park at 8pm yelling at the sun?"
>"Touche."
"Ya."
>"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Anonymous."
>"That's...a unique name."
"Uh huh."
>The two of you arrive at the gas station and get each a 64oz slushie.
>Then you both sit outside the gas station on the curb and sip.
>"You know, you're the simplest person i've met. Yet, you're an interesting guy."
>Sip
>"You're pretty cool."
>Sip
>"And you're probably the most down to earth person on this planet."
>Sip
>She begins to get annoyed at your silence.
>"So what do you like about me?"
>Sip.
"You have some pretty crazy hair."
>"That's it?"
"Ya."
>"That's all you're really gonna say?"
"Yup."
>"Ugh!" She gets up and begins to fly away.
>You just sit there and take another sip.
>She stops and turns around.
>"I'll be there tomorrow at 8."
"Okay."
>"I'll see you around, I guess?"
"Yup."
>"Okay." She flies away.
>You sit there and continue sipping.
"I wonder what red and blue slushie tastes like?"