>she was the most gorgeous thing ever >pure pony despite you being a human >only pure pony in physical appearance however >Rarity has always held a girl name in case she ever had children, she never made a boy's name though, which really didn't matter at this point >already being pampered at a young age, Rarity did the best she could as a mother >you'd be kicked straight to Canterlot if you said she was just a rich bitch giving her daughter whatever she wants >mainly because this was the furthest from the thruth >especially since you've experienced her generosity first hand >compared to other she had more money because of all her fashion deals, but not enough to call her rich >sometimes she even used the gem she collects as payment, which for fucks sake you could never understand how much that translated to bits >but things haven't been going so good >with a 4th mouth, she's been having a lot of trouble keeping up with everything >a human can only do so much in a world dominated by magic ponies >the best you can do is care for your daughter >adorable little Emerald Herald >pretty fitting to be honest >you had a name, but human names aren't good enough for these ponies >I guess Emerald is better for a pony like this, but she's part human too, right? really hard to tell, the ponies already can talk and are sentient, so not much would be different >after she was born though, Sweetie Belle has been acting a little strange >almost like she's trying to get Rarity's attention all the time >jealously >you could see it a mile away, Rarity's been having to pay attention to the little bundle of joy so much, leaves little time for sisterly love, thought sometimes you question that sister part >she's already tried a few thing to get her attention, but work and a foal just aren't helping the situation >but I know Sweetie Belle, and this will turn out with her on top >and >rape is not how that will end either >"It hurts, Rarity, help!" >"What? What's wrong?" >"She been throwing thing, and using her magic, and she's always aimed for me" >you could already seen those evil eyes, she intentionally did harm to herself to make it convincing, this will not turn out well >"Sweet little Emerald? Oh, you that can't be, why she's just a little filly, and hardly had any magic." >"She does, but only when you look away" >You have to do something before she wins in the first ten seconds >"You know you could just use your magic to catch the things she throwing" >"You think I didn't try? She put a cork on my horn so I couldn't use magic, while she throw more things" >Cork, I bet the anons back home would be making so many cock jokes, kek >"Well that just sounds rather rude" >"She's just a filly, how could she be smart enough to do that?" >"Oh, darling, don't you remember the cakes? Pinkie talks about them all the time actually" >Fuck, those little devils >But she was lying the whole way, you've been with Emerald the entire time until she was asleep, oh right, just tell her you faggot >"You know I've seen bait, but this is just low quality, 144p at the most" >"Excuse me? What are you trying to say, dear?" >"I was with Emerald the entire time, she was in my arms, doing absolutely nothing" >"Yeah, he kept saying that to me when she was hurting me, he never bothered to do anything" >"Is this true?" >"Not at all, she's lying through her teeth" >"I bet he taught her to do it, too" >"Well, Anon, tell me, how did she get hurt?" >She'd never believe her hurting herself >"Self-damage" >"And why would she hurt herself?" >"To get attention?" >"...." >Fuck, she ain't buying it >"I'm going to have to side with Sweetie on this one here" >"But she's just a baby, she doesn't know any better" >"Then you'd better teach her to learn better, honestly, people act like their children are just angels that do nothing wrong, if they don't know better, make them know better" >Ouch, this place really does have so much in common with Earth >"Whatever you say Mistress" >Damn, she gets some really scary faces sometimes, while Sweetie is just giving you a "What now, bitch?" kind of look, fucking bitch >back to her room, and everything's fine, still asleep, still adorable as ever >But that Sweetie Bitch, she's a pure mastermind of evil >There's no way you're going to convince Rarity she's lying >And there's no way she'll just stop there, next time will be worse, and she'll still win, bitching bitch you get a cutie mark in bitch, wonder what that would look like? >You've heard of the evil that is Diamond Tiara, and yet she doesn't hold a candle to this THING >though Diamond Tiara reminds me of another name Rara had picked out, which means she's planning on having another kid, not sure if good or great >well day's over, Emerald's asleep, and just looking at her makes you feel tired, time for some shut-eye >at just around six in the morning, you hear it >the crying >itbegins.jpg >"Be a dear and go ease her crying won't you?" >"But of course, I don't do anything else around here" >"You could trying getting a job" >"You know I've tried, and been turned down, at least four times" >"Six, darling" >"Yes, how could I forget" >Doesn't take long get her to stop crying, and feed her and give her attention >Dear god, that's what Sweetie wants, feed the troll, and giver her attention >At least bait is easy to spot, not so easy to prevent >I remember a time when anons thought just replying to bait means you're caught >and now that she's back to normal, time for more sleep >"Anon, could you get me some coffee, I need to get ready for work" >"What happened to just beauty sleep?" >"You know quite well this is an important deal" >"Like the one where you were gushing about how famous they guy was, but his art was shit" >"Not in front of the filly please, and besides, I don't gush anymore, I've got a stallion worth more than any of them combined, he's enough to make every mare swoon" >"Really? Well I'd love to meet him someday, maybe I can teach him to not try and steal married mares" >Now that really got her going, she's laughing all the way to the kitchen >It's times like these when I just appreciate life >"Hey Asshole, how ya doing?" >And then there are times when I remember how much life likes to fuck me in the ass >"You know if Rarity caught you talking like that, you'd get a serious punishment" >"That's why I don't get caught" >"I can just tell her myself" >"Oh sure, that worked out perfectly yesterday" >God damnit, now that's a jimmy rustler >"Don't worry, you won't suffer..... today" >"Oh you'll suffer soon enough" >"Sometimes it feels good that being your wife's sister practically makes me invincible" >I hate to admit that she's right, but she kind of is >"I'll make it easy on you, give up now, and I won't make it any worse" >"Excuse me? Me? Give up? Girl, you're looking at the world's best shitposter here, even got my own mug" >"Oh good, you got me a trophy, I'd better make some room for it on my self" >This chick's tough to crack, but I've won too many internet fights to back down from this newfag >"Well I'm going to get breakfast, I got school to go too" >"Oh good, I don't get to hear your bitching while I'm here" >"There are other days" >And now you're hungry, so to the kitchen, also gotta make some coffee >Time to make the coffee >Rarity's already here, though looks like she's half asleep >Standing up over the counter >With... that glorious ass >It stares you down every day, but never have you had a chance like this >Sweetie Belle has already left for school, so now there's only one thing to do >you sneak up behind, and giver her a nice, big squeeze >that woke her right up, and had that not been your hands gripping her, you would probably be kicked straight in the head >"You know you can't just do that whenever right?" >her blushing is so adorable, she just loves every second of it >"I know, this was the perfect time, Sweetie Belle left and Emerald is asleep, how could I resist?" >"You're so lucky Anon" >"I know, I've got such a wonderful mare like you" >"Not that, I means your hands" >Oh right, yeah, hands, you were the only human in this world, although other creatures do have hands as well, like Minotaurs, yours were smaller, firm, made specifically for moments like this >"So, had enough of me yet?" >"Just one more squeeze" >She lets out a little moan, you know for a fact that your hands are just one extra reason why she loves you so much >"Alright, I'll get the coffee then" >"Thank you, dear" >You also know that it was one of the best ways to get her horny, but she has work today, so you're not getting some this morning, damn >But tomorrow's a different story, she's completely free for the whole day, she's even closing the shop, too >Even better, it's still a weekday, so that monster she calls a sister will be gone >She packs up her clothes and other wares gets ready to leave >"Make sure Emerald doesn't cause too much trouble" >"It'll just be us two, everything will be fine" >You give her a nice kiss on the lips >Even though she's a pony, it never feels wrong in the slightest >I mean that's a good thing, she's your wife now, it should have been fine from the start >And now you're all alone >No job, everyone's gone somewhere >Just you and the sleeping foals >And then starts the crying >Just in time, too >I guess that's one bad thing about any kid, they'll always cry a lot >At least it's easy the ease them, sometimes >Another bottle of milk and cradling and she's back to normal, still awake though, but that's fine, kid needs play time as well >Would be nice if she had a playmate though >Would be nice if Sweetie Belle would at least try to appreciate her niece >Besides, how could anyone not like such a cute pony >Her beautiful blue eyes from her mother...... the rest of her body, like her mother..... soft hooves like her mother.. purple hair, like her mom... >And emerald green skin from her dad >her name truly fits her doesn't it? >She'd probably be named Diamond if she was as white as a marshmallow like her mom >The delicious marshmallow that is her mom >damn you couldn't have picked a better mare >well, you probably could, maybe one that's exactly like her, without the annoying little sister >You could just imagine what plot she's coming up with to torment you with next >I bet it's the same thing as last time, blame Emerald for something she did to herself >Although I think she learned that just hurting herself wasn't the best plan >Oh well, time for your morning coffee >and your favorite mug >for the world's greatest shitposter >one good sip, should do >you immediately spit in disgust >pouring the stuff out, you find Sweetie's calling card >you don't even know what she put in your mug, but you seriously needed to wash out your mouth >god damn that Sweetie Bitch >looking more at the coffee, looks like some kind of sparkles? >green sparkles? green, like Sweetie's magic? >wait you can taste magic? >no wonder it tasted so bitter, probably reflects from the pony >you pick up the card she left in the mug >"Have fun anon" >You truly can do anything with magic >I bet Rarity's would be just as sweet as her though >maybe some TV will cheer you up >wait, fuck, they don't have TV >You can't leave to do something better because you have to stay with Emerald >oh well, I guess playing with your daughter isn't so bad >in fact it's down right adorable to see her laugh at all the toys the two of you got for her >some were old ones that Sweetie had >she seemed to like those the most >which would probably make Sweetie even more mad >she'll never be happy till she's the center of attention will she? >honestly, you'd think Luna's lesson would be enough, but sometimes people have to learn the same lesson over and over >speaking of which, why hasn't Luna helped yet? isn't this her time to shine? teach Sweetie about not being so jealous? >Princesses, can never do anything when they're needed >You barely even remember the rest of the day, you were so tired from doing nothing >But morning shines, and you prepare for a whole day with Rarity >The first thing you see is Sweetie at the foot of the bed, hair all messed up, looking sad >Fuck, she had a new plan >"Sweetie?" >"She kept pulling my hair, I wanted to be nice but there was nothing I could do" >"Looks like bed head to me" >"Anon..... Well I've tried myself to teach her to be nice, though it seems that's not working" >"Maybe it's because she's Anon's daughter" >"And why would you say a thing like that?" >"Aren't most humans naturally destructive?" >Fuck, that's true, and she's using it as ammo >"Oh, please, Anon's not bad, not all of them are like that" >"Anon was, don't you remember what all he said?" >"He's never shown anything like that" >"While you're around" >"Sweetie please, we have no time for this, brush your hair and get ready for school" >"Fine" >"Anon, I guess we'll need to talk then, but after she's left" >Oh boy, this is just great >"Well bye, I'll go to stupid school" >"Be careful" >Thank god she's gone, now it's just you and Rarity, maybe I should give her a good squeeze to get her started >"Anon, about Sweetie" >Uh oh >"You don't believe her do you, Rarity?" >"I don't know what to do honestly" >"But I'm your hubby" >"Well not all men are truthful" >"It's the truth, but you choose not to believe it" >"I'm sorry, but, I can't do anything to help change our daughter" >"But she's perfect, why would we need to change her" >"Sweetie says otherwise" >"You're really believing her?" >"You don't have the best argument either" >Is Sweetie actually winning? >"I truly hate to ask, but for Sweetie's sake, you're going to have to move out" >"What?!" >You're going to have to take our daughter with you too" >"Wait, I have to keep her?" >"With how bad she acts around Sweetie, i doubt I could keep her, an at least she'll be with her father" >"This is some kind of joke right?" >"Well, I'm sorry, do you have a better idea?" >"Kick Sweetie out?" >"She's too young to care for herself and our parents certainly couldn't do anything" >"Make her stay far away from Emerald then" >"Well what about when she grows up? Should could make things worse" >"I think I'm getting an aneurism from sheer stupidity" >"Someone has to make hard decisions, and if you're not, I will" >"You're not changing your mind are you" >"What choice do I have" >"God damnit why do you have to be so stubborn at times?" >"Feel lucky I don't just leave you to yourself" >"Great, not only will I be alone, but I'll have to take care of more than on mouth with no job" >"You'll get a fine sum of bits to get yourself started, I'm not cruel, darling" >"Sure sounds like it right now" >"Do I have to say it again?" >"No, no need, I heard, but one thing" >"Yes?" >"How about one more fuck, before I go" >"Excuse me?" >"Well I won't be seeing you for a long time, how about just one" >"Anon, is there something wrong with you?" >"You're passing up another chance with me?" >"Honestly, you think you can just have your way with me any time you waaaaaaant!" >Your hands swiftly grip her once again, and she's practically out of it >"A-anon, I am scolding you, d-don't.." >You at least deserve something for her kicking you out >"One more time? You know you love it" >"I'm not that kind of woman, Anon" >"I know, I know, you're my kind of woman" >She's practically falling apart with every squeeze, you could take advantage of her every day like this, but you're not dumb, it would never work all the time >"Oh, Celestia, please, j-just stop, I can't take it" >You're the only one who can squeeze her like this >"After this, you're immediately packing up, g-got it?" >I think that's a yes, now her ass was yours to command >and then they fucked >the end >soon she had stopped panting heavily >"Honestly can't believe you sometimes" >"Sometimes I can't help myself around the sexiest pone" >"Well, you certainly act like I am" >"It's the truth" >"Next time, you're not going to get to me" >"You know you love my nice grip" >"I do, but it won't happen again" >"I could literally grab you again right now" >"..... Go get ready, please" >"Fine, I still hate the idea of divorce" >"Divorce? Oh, no, not at all, we'll still be married, I could never dream of such a thing, we'll just be living in separate houses" >"That sounds like divorce" >"We'll love each other, and do the same things we've always done" >"That sounds like exes with benefits" >"Get your mind out of the gutter, darling" >"I think you should actually" >"Honestly, tell me something I could do?" >"How about seeing past Sweetie's lies?" >"Anon, even if she is, how do I stop her?" >"Scold your sister, if she doesn't know any better, teach her to know better" >Now apply aloe to the burned area >"This has happened before you know, and the fact that she's doing it again just means it won't stop" >"Yeah, never thought of that, sounds like trying to teach Fluttershy not not be Fluttershy" >"Exactly, so, it's better I try to sort this out myself and protect everyone" >"That kind of sounds good actually" >"Why thank you, I'm not sure how long it will take, or if anything will work, that's my biggest worry right now" >"Which would mean I'd have to leave for, basically forever" >"Maybe, or until she become older and moves out" >"Oh don't get my hopes up" >"By the way, just so you know, this basically means Sweetie wins..." >"She may have won against you, but not against me" >You are Rarity >Was it a mistake marrying Anon? >With work and more people, Sweetie gets more frantic >But that's just Sweetie, she loves you more than anything, and now she thinks her love is getting blocked out >The worst part is, children are hard to reason with >There's no way you could dedicate your time to so many things at once, but how is she suppose to understand that? >Anon's right, she's just as stubborn as you >Maybe it's the way you both were raised >Or maybe the way you raised her >Your parents could never be there for you, they still cared, but They've had trouble as well >And now it's the same, like your parents left you, you have to leave Anon >Dear Celestia, why does this need to happen? >At least there's no problems with the marriage, mom and dad never had that problem either >You're not having trouble with Anon, just trouble with Sweetie >Dealing with her alone just makes sure she can try anything else until everything turns out fine >But everyone will have problems with something >It's better than being mad at Anon and getting a divorce, you couldn't think of doing something that horrible to you both >"Rarity, who are you talking too?" >"Huh? What? Sweetie Belle? How long were you there?" >"Just came in. Where's Anon?" >"He and Emerald have moved for a while, until we can get things more settled with yoouu, Missy." >"W-what? Why me?" >"You're coming with me young lady" >"Wait, please, have mercy!" >"You just can't learn to behave yourself can you?" >"What are you talking about, I'm just perfect" >"Shut it, jut because you're not happy, doesn't mean you have to make others unhappy" >"He lied about me again didn't he?" >"No, he didn't, he never said anything, but you're going to have to deal with what's going on, you think everything I do is easy? Juggling work, a foal and you?" >"But.." >"I'm still talking, it would be much easier if some of this stubborn ponies with let Anon work, his hands can just work wonders" >"W-whaaat?" >"Oh, nothing, now then, know you've been jealous before, but that's no excuse to act out like you have" >"Oh come on! Don't I even exist to you?" >"Sweetie, I just said I have to juggle three things at once, perhaps you could get a job and help me out" >"Please, not a chance" >"Then you're going to have to deal with it, or I'll have to take more drastic measures" >"Ugh, fine, whatever" >"Now then, since I still don't trust you, Anon an Emerald will still have to stay away for a while, I'll give you a week before things take a serious turn" >"An entire week without Anon or Emerald? is this suppose to be a bad thing?" >"Don't underestimate me and what I'm capable of" >The fear in her eyes, she knows I have complete power of her, sometimes it can be good to be her guardian >But it won't take a day to fix her up >Fluttershy's good at reforming people, just look at.... well, maybe not >You'll just have to deal with it, she's your sister, not like anyone could help >You are Anon >It's already been a week >Any time she gets free time, Rarity comes by to visit both of you >Thing seems to be doing rather well, if not she's doing a good job at hiding it >Or maybe not >"My head hurts and I feel sick" >"Do you need the bucket?" >"Probably" >Last day till you get to come back and so sick >Or maybe it's just morning sickness, bad breakfast? >"So, have you really done everything you can" >"Anon, please, don't act like I haven't tried, I'm doing the best I can with what I got" >"She is a tough one isn't she?" >"You'll come home soon enough" >"Great, I hate living in a hotel" >"Of course you do, now could I have some ice cream?" >"But you just said you were sick?" >"Pleeeeeeease?" >Those god damn eyes, this was one of those rare cases when she really just wants something and will do anything to get it >"No" >"Thanks you, darling, wait no? But I used the adorable eyes" >"You might not be able to resist my hands, but I can resist your charm" >"Not forever though" >"Sometimes I wonder about you, have you really been trying to fix Sweetie Belle? or just taking the easy route and say you have" >"Anon, please don't start with me, we're just going to have to work together on this" >"Fine, but you're still going to make her stay far away from Emerald" >"Of course, of course, now could you just get something to eat, I just need comfort food right now, I've had to work with Sweetie for years but never something this bad" >"Fine, my lady" >"Can you make it ice cream?" >"Ugh, well you'll throw it up either way" >"Is there some easy way out?" >"You know the easy way doesn't work" >"At least consider it?" >"Nope" >"Can you tell me what the easy way out is, please? >"No, anon, because you'd try and use it, hmm, although I will admit the similarities to that story are rather clear" >"Can I know the story?" >"It's the most well known, more well known than the moon" >"What?" >"That's all I'm telling you, but it's not an option, besides, that would probably make her even worse" >"God damnit tell me woman!" >"Anon, you just hush, you'll get to come home soon, and we'll try everything to teach Sweetie a lesson" >"And what about Emerald?" >"She gets your attention, I try to cope with Sweetie, and as long as she doesn't make any bad decisions, we'll be fine" >"You say that like it's a walk in the park" >"Of course it's not, she's still a little stubborn" >"Now it seems like you're jut ignoring Emerald, is she not the main point here?" >"What are you talking about?" >"We might have steered away from the main focus throughout this entire thing, guess Sweetie is getting what she wants, all the attention for herself" >"What entire thing? Now you're confusing me"