>The pink one stares at you with an intensity the likes of which you've never seen in her before.
"I, uh... masturbated?"
>She squints, her lip curling into a small frown.
>"Why didn't you ask for my help?"
>You almost fell over.
"What?!"
>She trots over to you and starts rubbing up against you.
>"Oh please Nonny, I see you staring. You wanna touch my butt, don't you?"
"W-well I uh..."
>"Go on, touch it."
>You reach out and pat her butt.
>"Stroke it!"
>You start tenderly massaging her flanks.
>"Aw yeah, that's the stuff. Alright, warm-ups are over, let's get you back to my place."
"Wait, wha-"
>She cuts you off, picking you up and carrying you off.
>"No buts mister, except for my own!... And yours. C'mon!"
>You give the other girls a pleading look but they just shrug.
>"You're on yer own, sugarcube."
>"She's in heat, darling. Good luck."
>What have you gotten yourself into this time?
"Look I'm probably not even that good y'know and-"
>"I've seen you jerkin' your meat, I couldn't be satisfied by any other stallion. You have so much... stamina."
"It's nothing special really, just a human thing."
>"Well there aren't any other humans around, are there?! I need someone that can keep up with me. That shares my... energy."
>It was going to be a long night.

>She continues babbling during the way to her home.
>"I'm just so glad I found someone that could keep up with me. Figures it wouldn't be another pony."
>You just try to agree with her and not upset her.
>"Don't you worry Nonny, I'll make sure you're reeaaal happy."
"I'm sure you will."
>"And since it's your first time, I'll be gentle."
"How did you know?!"
>"You just told me, silly. Truth is, it's my first time as well. All the other stallions were too scared."
"I don't know why."
>"Oh, I have very SPECIAL fun times."
"M-muh fetish."
>"What was that Nonny?"
"N-nothing!"
>"Just need to ask, for your safety, are you allergic to leather or latex?"
>Dong Expansion: 75%
"Nope!"
>"Good, good... now then, you aren't scared of whips are you?"
>The Expansion: 88%
"No way!"
>"Oooh, we've got a naughty one here. Do you enjoy cuddles after rough sex?"
>Expansion: 100%
"Pinks, I think we're gonna get along just fine."
>"Excellent! Oh, here we are!"
>She bounces up the stairs and throws you into her room.
>"I'm gonna go get the stuff we'll need, you get those clothes off!"
>She trots into her closet, humming a soothing tune.
>You begin taking your clothes off when you realize what's about to happen.
>This is actually happening. You're doing this.
>This was going to be a long night, but a good night.

>She walks out in a sleek, form-fitting dominatrix outfit.
>You could see every curve on her.
>The fat she didn't burn off went straight to her crotchtits.
>And her glorious ass.
>"Sooo~ Are you ready Non?"
"Y-yuh."
>She hops onto your torso and straddles you.
>"Alright, just hold still and let me tie you down. Or I'll have to whip you."
"I'd want that."
>"Simmer down, I don't want you bursting on me so soon. You're gonna need to last a while. Or the punishment will be... severe."
"H-how long?"
>"Eh, I dunno. Like two or three posts?"
"What?"
>She waves her hoof.
>"Oh nothing, just ignore me. I'm only being me! Teehee!"
>Yeah that's right you better not tell him about me.
>"What was that, Mr. Narrator?"
>Shit, mission compromised. Fine, fuck it, you can take over from here.
>"That's what I thought. This is gonna be fun!"
"So Nonny, what do you think?"
>He flusters around, he's so cute when he does that.
>"W-well it looks amazing on you."
"And?"
>"And I wanna kiss you?"
"Cute! But save it for later, I wanna hear you beg."
>"Can I please fuck you?"
>Oh poo, he's such a sweetie.
"I dunno, what's the most beautiful thing about me?"
>"That's easy, your eyes. Or your smile, maybe your personality."
>Awww, he's a little dork. But this is why I have a crush on him.
"I was thinking my big ol' rump."
>Just jiggle it in his face and he's as red as Big Mac!
>"Y-you too, I mean, that too."
>Alright, enough fooling around girl, time to get this party started!
"Well then, here we go!"
>"W-wait alreadeeeeeeohyeah~ this is great."
"Calm down boy, I haven't even used the whip yet!"
>"Y-yes ma'am."

>This is bliss, why can't I speak?
"Oooooahhhyehahaha~"
>All I can do is moan, is this what it feels like the first time?
"N-Nonny... Massage my... my balloons."
>"W-what?"
>He earned that whip crack across the chest.
"My tits! Massage them!"
>"O-okay! Okay!"
>Aw yeah, that is divine.
>I don't wanna be rude, a mistress has to reward such devotion.
>Oh Celestia I'm starting to sound like Twilight.
>Or Rarity, not sure.
>Pinkie, focus!
>A few strokes of your tongue up his belly, a kiss here, a nuzzle there.
>Time to lock those lips and see how he tastes.
>"P-Pinki-"
>Tastes like candy... no wait, that's me!
>He tastes like fruit.
>Oh right, we had a picnic before coming back to my place.
>Seriously, doing it in the bushes?
>I mean that's not a great spot to-
>Pressure.
>Pressure building in my nether regions.
"DO IT ANON!"
>Faster.
>Faster!
>FASTER!
>YES! YES!
"A-NON! I AM CUMMING!"
>Everything went white.
>Breath, catch it... okay.
"So, ready for round two?"
>"G-gimme, a few minutes."
"Oh alright, not like we have anywhere else to be."
>"That was pretty intense."
"You haven't seen nothing yet."
>"Thought you were... gonna be gentle?"
"I said the first time, technically, this is your second time."
>"Clever girl."
"I know right? Ponies tell me, 'Pinkie why are you so random and silly?' and it's like, maybe you should see beyond the randomness dude."
>"Yeah, you aren't that strange."
"Aw, stop flattering me."
>He shut up, I didn't actually... nevermind.
"But seriously, don't stop flattering me."
>"Well..."

>"... and that's why I think you're such a pretty pony."
>Oh gosh, am I blushing? Oh my gosh, that was so adorable.
"Well, guess I'm pretty in pink."
>"Y-you are pink."
"And that's why I run this shebang!"
>"Okay yeah sure."
"Shh, time for round two!"
>"Wait, but wasn't that-"
"Don't overthink my jokes, they don't all have some hidden meaning."
>Time to get in position.
"Alright Nonny, gimme the tongue magic and I'll work the shaft!"
>"It's everything I ever asked for."
"I figured."
>Oh yeah, that's great.
"Go as deep as you can, drink out of my honeypot."
>His mumbles of agreement are amazing.
>Oh they're going right through me~
>Time to suck this joystick dry, like a sucker.
>Oh hey that's why they're called suckers!
>I got to the center of the Tootsie Pop, I think I can handle this.
>"P-Phnke ds amzing!"
>That popping sound was great.
"No talky! Get to work!"
>A quick whipcrack got him back to work.
>It is time.
>Operation Rollover is in progress.
>Great! Now he's on top!
>"W-what?"
"I've been a bad filly Anon, I need you to punish me."
>"T-this a test?"
"Why would I test you? Anything I'd give you, you would pass with flying colors."
>"Uh, well."
"Look are you going to hit me or not?!"
>"I..."
>Oh that was the most pathetic smack ever.
>He's crying now.
>... Oh no he's not acting.
"Shh, shh come here Nonny."
>"I didn't mean it! I'm sorry!"
"I know."
>"I love you Pinkie!"
>Aw, thanks for the warm fuzzy feeling.
"Love you too."
>Maybe I shouldn't have pushed him to hit me.
>He's far too sweet for that.
>... It doesn't even matter that we couldn't finish round two.
>Nonny's feelings are more important.
"I've been a bad marefriend, haven't I?"
>"N-no, I'm just too soft."
>No, you shut your mouth.
>Better yet, I'll do it. With a kiss.
"Why do you think I have a crush on you?"
>"Heh, just a crush?"
"... I guess it isn't just a crush after this long, is it?"
>He gives nice hugs.

>Ugh, they sent me back to finish this story. I can't believe they laughed at me.
>We should have a contingency for fourth-wall breakers.
>Oh damn it! I missed the best part.
>Eh, time to narrate I suppose.
>You finally stopped crying.
"S-sorry I'm such a dork Pinkie."
>"That's okay, I like dorks. I am a dork."
"Yeah but you're way more social than I am."
>"That's not true! You've made plenty of friends here!"
"I guess, I mean there's your friends... and Cheerilee, and Lyra, and Cherry Berry, and Nurse Redheart, Roseluck, Derpy..."
>"See? You're better than you think!"
"I suppose you have a point."
>The two of you kissed.
>Not like the passionate kiss you shared during sex.
>Just a gentle, sweet kiss.
"So, wanna try and finish round two?"
>"Nah, I'd rather snuggle with you."
"Thanks Pinkie, I appreciate it."
>"No problem, what are lovers for?"
"It's gonna take a while to get used to this."
>"Yeah, but I think I'm happy with it."
"... Y'know what Pinkie? So am I."
>You gave her a kiss on the forehead before falling asleep.
>For the first time in a while, you didn't have to hug your pillow.

The End.

>No no no, that was too abrupt. We need an epilogue.
>I'm in charge of this story damn it.
>HQ be damned, I'm a fucking narrator and it's my job to give closure!
>It'd been a few months since you and Pinkie started going out.
>At first it was awkward, but the two of you slowly realized that you had more in common than you first thought.
>Right now you were just relaxing on a blanket, having a picnic with her friends.
>"Ugh, the two of you are sickeningly sweet... but I can't deny it's cute."
>"Rainbow dear, don't be such a downer. I for one think it's absolutely adorable."
>"It's nice to see Pinkie so happy. I like it when she smiles."
>Twilight levitates a plate over to her.
>"Stop talking like they can't hear you girls."
>"Ah come on Twi, I'm sure they don't mind."
"Applebottom is right, we couldn't care less."
>Your joke got Pinkie to giggle.
>She kicked her little hooves in the air like she just didn't care.
>Which she probably didn't.
>She rolled over in your arms.
>Looking into those big blue eyes, she gave you a smile and a kiss.
>"Love you Nonny."
"Love you too Pinkie."
>You could feel yourself blush.
>The laughter of the girls didn't bother you a bit though.
>The two of you were happy.
>And that's all that matters.

The End.

(For real this time.)