>Where did Dash throw it?
>Obviously you can come up with a good enough lie, but you still don't want to arouse suspicion
>After all, You haven't hung out with a girl in FOREVER, Dash was just sexually assaulted, and Dad... Dad hasn't been home, for what, 5 years now?
>"Hey Dash!"
>"What are you doing home so early?"
>"I thought that I should see how Anon is doing"
>You her Mom whisper
>"Is he okay?"
>"Yeah...He's been doing, better"
>"That's so good to hear! Where is he now?"
>"I think he is upstairs in his room"
>"Okay I'll go say hi to him"
>You hear her walking to the stairs
>But then she stops
>"What is this?"
>Well, it didn't take her long
>"Ohh, uhh... I don't know how that got there"
>"ANON!! Come down here... now!"
>ohfuck.jpg
>You slowly make you way down the stairs
>"What is this Anon"
>She holds up the blue packaged condom
"Is that a condom? Why do you have that?"
>You are trying to play dumb
>"Do you really think I'm that dumb Anon? Dash already told me everything"
>Is, is she trying to deceive you? You didn't hear her say a thing
>Dash tries to speak up, but your Mom quickly shush's her
"Well, the girls were over... and"
>"Did you have...sex?"
"What? No! The condom isn't even open! They just asked me if I had one so I brought it down. It must've fell!"
>"That's not what Rainbow Dash said"
"What did she say?"
>"She told me about that girl that came over"
"Mom...I heard Dash speaking to you, she didn't say anything. Why are you lying?"
>Welp, shouldn't of done that

>After about a 15 minute, emotional tirade she just stares at you
"Mom, I promise... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
>"Well Anon, I just don't believe that"
>She walks outside and slams the door behind her
>You see her jump in the car and angrily speeds out of the driveway
>Leaving you and Dash in a very confused and concerned condition
"You don't think she, suspects anything... About us?"
>"Of course not! She just thinks you had a girl over or something"
"That, that was really weird"
>"Well, you still wanna run errands?"
"Yeah, just let me get changed"
>You come back down stairs with a hoodie and sweatpants
>"I get that we're a thing and all, but you really don't want to dress in something...um a little more casual?"
"C'mon Dash, if i'm running errands, I should at least be comfortable"
>"Fair enough I guess. Let's go"
"We should leave a note for Mom"
>Within 1 minute you wrote out a note for your very angry Mother
"Dear Mom, Me and Dash went to go run some errands. Hope you see this. Love Anon and Dash"
>"Well, that's good enough. Let's go"
>You and Dash get to the car and pull out of the drive way
>It was a relief to finally get some real sibling time again
>Not saying that sex was bad, but...
>It's nice just to do something simple with her
>Not everything has to be about kissing and romance
"Where we heading?"
>"First, we got to go to Rite Aid, gotta pick up some tampons"
"Eww, don't tell me that Dash"
>She rolls her eyes
>"Then we are going to the Movie store, gonna pick a movie out"
"What movie?"
>"I was thinking comedy, or romance"
"Step brothers?"
>"Pshh, I already seen that a GAZZILION times! We can figure that out when we get there"
>You reach out and hold her hand
"We're not messed up people... Right? I mean the incest thing"
>"Why would we be. We're just two people in love."
"But we're related..."
>"So? If we truly love each other, than it doesn't matter"
"Yeah, you're right"
>"Do you think we're messed up"
"Obviously not... I'm still here"
>She smirks and pulls your hand up to her lips and kisses it
>"Yeah...I guess you are''
>Be at Rite Aid
>Maybe you should actually buy condoms
>Nah
"I'm gonna get some deodorant"
>"Okay. I'll be by the Women's stuff"
>You pass by the Toy section
>You see a barrel full of colored plush ponies
>You recognize them from the show on TV
>One sticks out to you
>A pink pegasus with a blue mane, two lightning bolts on her ass
>'How could people watch that shit.'
>You just pass by it, not thinking to much about it
>You get to the deodorant and look through the different brands
>Axe? You weren't trying to kill everyone is the gym locker room
>Degree? That usually never works for you
>Old Spice? That seems like it could work
>You pick out the most 'classy' one and walk out of the Isle
>'Wolfthorn'
>Why they would name it that is beyond you. But hey, it's selling
>You see Dash
"Hey, you almost ready?"
>"Tell me which nail polish you like more. This pink one? Or this blue one"
>Thinking back to the pony you saw before
"Get both. They look pretty cool"
>If you said ANYTHING was cool, she'd buy it
>"Yeah, I was thinking that too. Okay, I'm done."
>She's holding a box of tampons
>And condoms
"Are you sure we should get that? Why don't you just get the pill? You know, so I can-"
>"I am, and this is just a precaution, for now. You were pretty damn close to coming inside...both times"
"Yeah I guess."
>"Don't worry, the time will come..."
>She leans in closer towards your ear and whispers
>"When you can cum inside Rainbow Dash"
>Your cheeks instantly blush
>Just hearing her say that almost makes you as hard as a rock
"Well...I uhh...Yeah we should pay for these now"
>You walk up to the cashier and give her you and Dash's items
>She see's Dash put down the condoms and smiles
>She is young, probably a freshman in college or something. Pretty cute
>"Isn't he a little young for that?"
>She gives you a wink
>"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone"
"Oh uhh thos-"
>"Thank you very much, he likes to keep it a secret"
>You hear her whisper and just shake your head
>After paying, you say your goodbye's and the cashier gives you and Dash a wink as you walk away
"How are you so comfortable telling everyone?"
>"She doesn't even know your my brother"
"You don't think the hair is a giveaway?"
>"Don't worry, nobody is going to find out, at least people we know"
>At least it sounds convincing
>You reach the car and open the door
"Where are we gonna get lunch?"
>"Something quick...Chipotle?"
"Chipotle is fine"
>"Okay, just have to make a few more runs and then lunch"
"Where to next?"
>"Well, the library is right here. Maybe I should pick up a present for Twilight. Her birthday is on friday"
"Don't you leave sunday?"
>"Yeah, but let's not bring that up"
>It's already Tuesday
>Not a lot of left with your Dashie
>You don't want this dream to come to an end