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>You are Anon
>And you'd made it to Monday
>You'd never been so happy to make it to a school day
>Sunday hadn't been so bad
>You spent the morning calling or texting all the girls
>And luckily you only mixed up like one or two texts
>That was awkward, but apparently being a little awkward was one of your best features
>Or at least that's what Rarity and AJ told you
>Later Pinkie had come over
>You hadn't been sure what to expect
>But your parents had made sure things didn't get hot or heavy
>They'd taken the news surprisingly well
>But that just meant that for the first time ever they weren't going to leave you and Pinkie alone in your room
>So you spent the evening watching cartoons together on the couch
>The lewdest thing that happened was you held hands
>At least til you walked her home
>Then she kissed you for so long you might wanna think of getting an oxygen mask
>After that you made your way to the drug store and picked up something very important
>Condoms
>Lots of condoms
>The girls may have said it was okay to cum inside them the other night, but you weren't taking anymore chances
>No shotgun weddings for you
>But now as you walked to school you felt pretty good
>Sure things were still kind of weird
>But your confidence was at an all time high as you strolled towards school feeling good for once
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Du0FONhGs
>That was when you got a text from AJ
>AJ: Hey Anon, I just wanted to say before you get to school me and Rarity are sorry
>That can't be good
A: What did you two do?
>AJ: Well turns out Applebloom may have heard me and Mac talking about our relationship and may have told her friends
>That didn't seem too bad
>Wait, one of Bloom's friends was Sweetiebell
>And Sweetiebell had a big mouth
>That's when you notice people pointing and staring at you as you walk in
>"Dude" One of your teammates cries wrapping an arm around you "Tell me how you snagged six bitches at once"
>Fuck
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>Now there were a few things you'd consider outside of your comfort zone
>But to say you didn't like being the center of attention was, to be fair, an incredible understatement
>You'd only gotten through dressing out in your jersey on your first game day because you'd loved the surprised look on everybody's faces
>But right now you were definitely the WRONG kind of center of attention
>Some girls were giving you some very dirty looks
>And then there were some who were giving you the opposite
>Like they figured if that many girls wanted to date you there must be something they were missing out on
>There wasn't of course
>But you weren't going to waste time explaining that to them
>Mostly because you could see a few guys from Rarity's fan club eyeing you like they wanted to have words with you
>So you duck out of your buddies' hold and tell him you'll talk later
>Really you just need to get away before anyone else starts trying to ask you about things and your business becomes the talk of the school
>More than it already is you mean
>You book it to first period and grab your seat near the back and slump face down
>There are a few murmurs here and there, but it seems like no one is gutsy enough to talk to you about it
>Lucky you
>Fuck you could use a smoke
>Unfortunately you were only able to sneak away to do that because no one ever noticed you were gone
>Now though
>Now everyone was noticing you
>There goes your comfortable background character status
>least things were quiet for now
>"Hey Anon"
>Why do you do this to yourself
>You look up and see Sunset and Twilight staring down at you
>Oh yeah, you share first period with them
>How could you forget
>And they don't seem especially happy with you
>"We need to talk" Says Sunset crossing her arms
>Luckily her bully routine never worked on you
>But she was still magic
>You think
>Maybe
"You know, I think I might know what this is about" You say giving them your winning smile "But what exactly have you heard?"
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>That went over about as well as you figured
>These two obviously weren't here for your sparkling personality
>But Sunset keeps her pokerface on
>And Twilight tries to look intimidating
>Which is adorable
>Ineffective, but adorable
>"Well I called Pinkie the other day to see how the sleepover went" She says glaring at you "And imagine my surprise when she tells me how she and all our friends are now dating you"
"You think you were surprised, imagine how I felt" You say in a Rodney Dangerfield-esque way
>This gets a raised eyebrow from Sunset and a confused look from Twilight before they go back to bad cop awkward cop
>Yeesh, I tell ya, no respect
>"So you mind explaining exactly what happened?" Sunset asks firmly
>Actually you would mind, but you figure you have no choice
"Sure, but exactly how much DID Pinkie tell you, because there are some things I'm pretty sure the girls would rather I not go blurting out" You say trying to sound innocent
>Which you are
>Sort of
>like 60/40
>So Sunset and Twi spill what they know
>Which is basically everything
>Including some of the sexy bits
>Shit Pinkie what the fuck
>Twi blushes but Sunset keeps a straight face
"Sounds like you know pretty much everything to me" You tell them
>"Really, because I think we're missing somethings here. Like how you got that" She says pointing to your bruise
>Shit you forgot about that
>Again
>"And mostly just how in general"
>It was then you notice a small device in Twi's hands
>Wait a...
"Hey is that your bullshit magic detector" You ask making Twi fumble with it
>"What, this? No, it's a um..."
"Really, you think I magic-ed all the girls to like me" You say feeling a bit hurt
>Goodbye ego
>"The thought may have crossed our minds" Sunset said not looking guilty at all
"Oh, okay, well how about everyone here who hasn't tried to take over the school with crazy horse magic raise their hand"
>Both blush as Lyra stands up cups her face and shouts "DAMMMMMN!"
>Yeah, not your best moment
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>Now did it feel good to roast Twi and Sunset like that
>Oh Lord yes
>Was it really the best idea though to shit on friends of 5 of your 6 kinda girlfriends'
>Fuck no
>Time to fix this
"I appreciate the assist" You say leaning past the girls and looking to Lyra "But do you mind, this is kind of private"
>Bonbon quickly covered her friend/girlfriend/whatever the fuck they were's mouth and sidles them away while smiling sheepishly
"Okay, now maybe that was a little harsh, but really you guys know about as much as I do for why the girls like me. Hell you probably know more because as last weekend taught me I don't understand women...like at all" 
>"Now that, I believe" Sunset said as her blush began to fade
"Gee, thanks a lot"
>"Guess we were lucky we missed the party after all" Twi added
>Shit, this girl had no tact
>That was almost as savage as what you'd said
>And it was unintentional
>That made it hurt worse
>But still
"Yeah, you can say that again" You sighed in agreement
>Then you heard them both breath in sharply
>"And what's that supposed to mean" Sunset asked looking angry
>"Yeah, it sounds like you'd wouldn't want to date us" Twi added puffing out her cheeks
>Now that you'd planted your foot firmly in your mouth you had to handle this gently
"Yes"
>Perfect
>"Oh, and what's so wrong with us?" Sunset almost growled
>Okay, she was starting to remind you of demon-Sunset
>Time to mollify
"There's nothing wrong with you two" You say hurriedly trying to think up a decent excuse or two "It's just that A, 6 girls is more than enough for me to try and handle. And B, I'm not dealing with Flash having some kind of Autistic breakdown if you two wanted to date me. I'd probably have to try to stop him from running into that statue portal to pony land you all think is so secret"
>They blushed and fidgeted at that
>"What portal are you...wait, what's this about Flash"
>FUCK!!!!
>ABORT ABORT
>Luckily that's when the bell rung
>Saved by the bell
>At least for now
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>As soon as the teacher starts talking you slip out your phone and start texting Flash
>Not like you need to pay attention anyway
>What are you, some kind of nerd
>Like Twi
A: Heeeeey Buddy
>FS:..What did you do
A: I just want to tell you I'm sorry
>You follow it up with like 6 frowny face emojis hoping that might soften the blow
>FS: Sorry for what, and what's this I'm hearing about you dating six girls at once
>That's when you remember you never got back to Flash after talking to him Saturday
>Oops
A: Well it's a case of good news, bad news, and worse news
>FS: Well what's the good news
A: The good news is I managed to fix things with Pinkie, Trixie, and Dash
>FS: So what's the bad news
A: Well it turns out I've actually had a sparkling personality all along and now I'm in some weird trial dating period with them, plus Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy and I have no idea what I'm doing
>FS:...HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
A: I dunno, maybe it's something in the water
>FS: Then what the heck is the worse news
A: Oh..that...well you see I may have maybe just slightly might have accidentally mentioned to Twi and Sunset that you are into/still have feelings for them when they started giving me the third degree
>There's a long pause before he replies
>He's probably just having a good laugh at all of this
>He's a chill dude after all
>FS: WHAT FUCK DUDE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
A: I SAID I WAS SORRY, IT JUST SLIPPED OUT
>You notice the time and see it's already almost time for the bell to ring
>Your next period is study hall
>AKA ditch period
>You grab your stuff as you watch the second hand tick down
>As soon as the bell rings you book it out of there
>Last thing you need is to stick around for another lovely chat with Twi and Sunset
>You've done enough damage there
>And you have a date with your first love behind the bleachers anyway
>That is until you crash into something, big, solid, and red
>"Anon" a deep voice thrums down at you
>Oh fuck
>Shit
"H-hey Big Mac
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdIpoE2LEps
>Seriously
>Actually you knew this was coming
>Honestly you were surprised Big Mac hadn't come to your house on Sunday to beat your ass then
>Probably because he didn't know where you lived
>But here he was now
>Just glaring down at you
>Not saying a word
>Seriously, you know he's a man of few words and all but fucking say something man
>No luck there
>He just keeps mean mugging you
>Guess you have to break the ice on possibly your own ass beating
>Typical
"S-so I g-guess you would like a word"
>"E-yup"
>Now we're getting somewhere
>And you also start to notice people are circling around
>Most are whispering
>You don't have to think hard about what
>Might as well appeal Mac's generosity
"That's cool, but um, you think we could take this somewhere private"
>You gesture to your impromptu audience just as one asshole in the back yells "World Star!?"
>Mac looks around at the crowd making several people flinch reflexively before he grunts at you affirmatively and nods for you to follow
>The crowd parts for you two as Mac marches on and you dumbly try to assure the crowd you aren't going to die via awkward and wacky hand gestures
>But honestly you are sweating bullets
>You just wanted a fucking smoke for crying out loud
>But now you were doing this
>And hey if he was going to kill you maybe you could still get one last smoke
>Like a firing squad
>With more fists and less bullets
>All of a sudden Mac stops and you crash into him and tumble to the floor again
>You realize he's moved you to a small un-populated hallway
>Suddenly this no longer seems like one of your better ideas
>"Alright Anon" Mac says turning around and crossing his massive arms "Let's talk"
>Okay
>Time to put your plan into action
>What's the plan
>Oh wait you don't have a plan
>You have to stop coming up with ideas thinking you'll come up with a clever plan right in the nick of time
>Because that never works
>Shit, guess you'll try talking
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"Okay Big Mac first let me just say it's not what you think"
>"Really" Big Mac said sounding unimpressed
>Shit
>You didn't think you'd actually get this far
"Yeah man, I mean c'mon, you know me. Am I the type a guy you'd consider a lady killer"
>"Nope"
>Yeesh, don't pull any punches on my account
>Wait
>No
>Pull all of your punches
>In fact don't even throw any of them
>Embrace pacifism and find enlightenment
"See, I mean I didn't try to make any of this happen...it just sorta did"
>"Uh-huh" Big Mac sounded more than a little skeptical
"Seriously that's what happened, we didn't even do anything major"
>"Do what now" Mac growled tensing making the veins in his arms begin to pop
>SHITSHITSHIT
>Back pedal quick
"Kissing! Kissing is all we did! I swear on my granddad's lucky horseshoe. And she only kissed me twice just ask her" You blurt out trying to scoot back from the very angry brother
>"I already did" He said calming down
>Not by much though
>He just went from "I'm gonna kill the fuck outta you" back to "I'm about to kill the fuck outta you"
>Still a marked improvement
"Then you know I'm telling the truth"
>"E'yup"
>Score
>You can work with that
>"But that don't mean I'm just gonna let whoever is court'n my baby sister go gallivant'n around with a bunch of other girls" He said gruffly cracking his knuckles
>Fuuuuuuuck
>This is it
>Really
>This is how it all goes
>After all that work it took to get here
>...
>Nah
>Fuck that
"You know what? Fine, go ahead" You say standing up and throwing your arms out "Put me out of my misery. You'd probably be doing me a favor anyway"
>You close your eyes and wait for punch
>But it doesn't come
>"Pardon"
"Think about it, I'm dating 6 girls, and not just any 6 girls, but my two best friends, the captain of the soccer team, the hottest and most innocent girls in school, and your sister. And all of them are expecting me to eventually somehow choose between them. You think that's gonna be easy? Nah, I'll take the beating"
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>"What exactly did you mean by refer'n to Applejack as just 'My Sister' " Big mac asked looking perturbed
"Honestly not a thing" You say realizing just now that this might have been a very bad idea, but fuck it you were stuck with it now "In fact dating Applejack seems like a really sweet deal on paper, well except for this" You point between the two of you "Situation"
>Big Mac looked like he was going to say something when a voice shouted from down the hall
>"What in the sam hell are you two doing back here"
>You whip your head around and see Applejack and Trixie walking your way
>Well Trixie was walking, Applejack was kind of marching as she glared at Big Mac
"H-hey guys, what are you doing here?" You ask
>"Well everyone in school is talking about how Big Mac dragged you off to murder you" Trixie said looking annoyed, or at least she was trying to look annoyed to hide how worried she was
>That was so sweet
>Applejack looked like she was about to blow her top though
>Big Mac actually looked a bit scared
>He probably hadn't told her he was planning on doing this
>That's when you get another idea
>But you have to act fast
"What? They thought we were..." You look between you and Big Mac before turning back to the girls and laughing "Oh now that's funny, isn't that funny Big Mac?"
>"Huh" Big Mac says looking a little confused
>"Anon, what you going on about?" AJ asked putting her anger on hold
"C'mon you guys didn't really think Big Mac here was gonna beat me up did you? We're friends, teammates even. Isn't that right big guy?" You say sliding next to Big Mac and putting a hand on his shoulder
>Big Mac looks at you confused and a bit annoyed
>You do your best to sign to him with your eyes to go along with it until finally he agrees with an "E'yup"
>Trixie and AJ don't look convinced
>Then what may I ask are you two doing all the way out here where nobody can find y'all?"
>Now that was a good question
>And you had to think up an answer
>Fuck adlib-ing is hard
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"What isn't it obvious?" You ask trying to buy time to come up with a lie
>Applejack fixed you with a scrutinizing glare before turning to Trixie who for her best effort just gave her a confused shrug "Nah, I can't say that it rightly is?"
"Well we were just looking for a private place to talk of course. Isn't that right Mac?"
>The Big guy still doesn't look like he has any idea where you're going with this but he nods with you "E'yup"
>"Really?" AJ said crossing her arms
"Well yeah, I mean I'm not trying to brag or anything, but the whole school is kind of talking about us right now. Figured the less they knew about our business the better." You say giving a nervous smile
>There was no way this was going to work
>Now Aj was going to be mad at the both of you and Mac was gonna want to murder you more than ever
>"That...actually makes a lot of sense" Trixie piped up looking a little thoughtful "...for Anon at least"
>What?
>You watch as Aj looks to Trixie and her features soften if just a bit
>Holy shit you can't believe they're actually buying this
>"Okay then, but then what was so gosh darned important you two had to march on down here to talk about it?" Aj asked
>Fuck
>You just had to go and jinx it
>Okay, just make something up
>Quick
"Oh c'mon, Big Mac was just doing his duty as brother and telling me I better be a real gentleman and treat you with respect" You say throwing your arm around the big guy and pointing at him
>Big Mac tensed up and looked at you like you were crazy
>Which if the last few days had taught you that maybe you were
>If only a little
>You blamed Pinkie for that
>But still you had a small nugget of a plan actually forming now and if you committed to this maybe you could make it out of this with your ass unbeaten
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>Applejack's face went red and she threw her hands down to her side balling them into fists "He did what now!?"
>Shit
>Great, you actually made her madder
>Big Mac winces
>Yup, he definitely hadn't told AJ he'd wanted to protect her honor
"Whoa there Applejack, calm down." You say putting up your hands and taking a step in front of your teammate who only moments ago had been planning to beat your shit several different shades of black and blue
>"Calm down?! Why of all the pigheaded..."
"Hey now, there isn't anything wrong with what he did. I mean I can't even blame him. Hell if I had a sister and I found out she was dating a guy with five other girls I'd have done a whole lot worse." You admit
>Hell, thinking about it now you wouldn't be surprised if you found Mr. Pie waiting for you outside of school with a shotgun for impugning his daughter's honor
>Because you'd impugned more than just her honor Saturday night
>Bam!
>Ha, you still got it
>....though knowing your luck you just triggered another deathflag
>But that was a problem for later
>You hoped
>"That still don't make it right" Applejack said closing the distance between the two of you
"Yeah, but he was doing it for the right reason, weren't you Big Mac?" You asked looking over your shoulder
>Big Mac nodded looking ashamed, either because of AJ's words or possibly the fact he was being defended by the guy he wanted to beat up
>"I just didn't want to see y'all get hurt" He said looking down at his sister
>Applejack looked to him, then to you, then back to him
>She sighed then taking off her hat and running a hand through her hair "I reckon I can see where he's com'n from." She finally said making you and Mac sigh with relief "But that still don't mean I approve, you're gonna have to accept I'm grown now and I can make my own decisions"
>Big Mac seemed to think on this
>Least til you elbowed him in the gut
>"I reckon I gotta"
>You let out another sigh
>Seriously, you can't believe this worked
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>"You and me are gonna have to have a talk of our own about this later, but right now we got to be heading to class" Applejack says grabbing your arm and pulling you away
>You follow without resistance only turning back to point to Big Mac and then yourself and giving a questioning thumbs up
>To his credit the big guy just sighed before returning your the thumbs up
>Phew that was a close one
>You really didn't need to go over your "Getting punched by Angry Family Members" quota for the year
>Not while you were still sporting the shiner Limestone gave you
>AppleJack lets go of your arm allowing you to trail behind her at her own pace
>"Of all g'all darn things, I know his heart was in the right place but dad gum'it I..." She ranted more to herself that to you
>You decide to just nod your head and let her get it all out
>At least til Trixie falls in beside and whispered "So how much of that was complete bullshit?"
"Not as much as you'd think." You say scratching the back of your head "Only like 80%, 60 if you count that Big Mac actually gave me the "You better be a gentleman" speech before the sleepover."
>Honestly those weren't bad numbers given some of the shit you'd had to talk yourself out of in the past
>Trixie just puts her head in her hands and sighs "What am I gonna do with you?"
"Aw" You say hamming up a touched expression "You really do care" you say leaning in a fluttering your eyelashes at her
>"Figure that one out all on your own" Trixie said giving you a playful shove
>That's when the bell rang getting all three of your attention as you made it back to the school's main hall
>"Gosh darn it, now we're late" Applejack cursed
>Well sort of
>You were starting to wonder if she ever used anything aside from country style replacement words
>Her accent made it work, but you were wondering if you could get her to say Fuck
"Eh, no big deal, I was planning to ditch anyway"
>The look of shock on AJ's face told you that was the wrong thing to say
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>Honestly the thought should have occurred to you sooner
>But aside from Trixie and Pinkie
>Who either somewhat mirrored your slackerish ways or had accepted your faults as part of the full package of your friendship respectively
>But the rest of Pinkies friends were all Girlscout types
>The kind who always went to class and did their homework every night
>Well except for Dash, but that's why public schools have Gym
>So maybe
>Just possibly
>Suggesting AJ just simply ditch class wasn't the best move to score boyfriend points
>"Anon, we can't just go and skip class" She said fixing you with a stern look
>Now it will take a strong counter argument with numerous insightful points and observations on your part to sway her to your side of things
"But why though?"
>Judging by the way Trixie snorts with laughter that wasn't as compelling as you'd intended
>You chalk this up to your lack of nicotine
>"Anon ya'll fixing to get us in a mess of trouble" AJ counters back
>Given your history some might say that was one of your specialties
>But we don't listen to them
>Those guys are assholes
"Oh c'mon Applejack, you'd literally be in the same amount of trouble for skipping as showing up late" You say trying to put on a winning grin "And that's if they even notice you're gone, Trixie back me up on this"
>Trixie gives you a look
>And that's when it occurs to you that unlike all the other girls Trixie is the least likely to want you spending time with any of the other girls
>Especially while she's around
>Damnit this dating thing is harder than it looks
>"He's not wrong" She finally says with a shrug "Either way I'm in, I can just get the notes from Flash after lunch anyway" She says smuggly
>Phew
>That's it Trix
>Way to be a bro
>No
>Wait
>Don't be a bro
>It would be weird to wanna make out with one of my bros
>AJ looks torn
>You can tell she's fighting her inner good girl over this
>Yay for peer pressure
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>Finally AJ lets out a sigh
>"Ya'll are just gonna go ahead skip no matter what I say ain't you"
>She wasn't wrong
"Yeah pretty much"
>No point in lying
>And all septuple relationships are based on honesty after all
>Or at least they are now
>Look at you blazing a trail
>Also not even an angry Big Mac could get between you and the smoke you need right about now
>"Gosh, what are we go'n to do with you" She says giving you a lopsided smile
"I leave figuring that up to you girls, much simpler that way" You smirk
>You hope it involves sexy things
>And Vodka
>And Cigarettes
>Because until recently you'd been fine with the other two
>But there was no going back now
>"Well I'm gonna have to take a rain-check on all the misbehaving" She says sauntering closer to you
>You try not to let the way her hips sway in her jeans hypnotize you
>"Y'all mind keeping him out of trouble for me Trixie?" She asks peering over your shoulder
>"Oh sure, and what other simple feat would you like Trixie to preform? Perhaps bring about world peace?"
>She too wasn't wrong
>Also you could tell how antsy Trixie was getting
>She was giving AJ the old third person treatment
>Though to her credit AJ didn't seem to let it faze her
>"Well then I reckon I'll just have to give him some motivation then" She said before taking you by surprise and wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you into a kiss
>Just like when she'd kissed you goodnight at Pinkie's the other day it was something else
>Maybe it was a country girl thing
>If so then Applebloom is gonna make some boy very lucky someday
>AJ wanted to show you that she was in control and that if you let her she'd wear your ass out
>And she managed to get that across with just her lips
>Correction, just her lips AND tongue
>You're really glad there weren't any hall monitors around
>Finally she pulled back and grinned
>"So ya'll gonna behave?"
>All you can think to say after a kiss like that was
"Yes ma'am"
>"Good"
>You hear Trixie groan
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>"Alright I'll see ya'll two at lunch, try'n keep your nose clean till then" AJ says says letting you go
"I will do my best"
>Which isn't much
>But it's something
>Also you hope she doesn't talk to Sunset or Twilight anytime soon
>That's still probably gonna come back to bite you in the ass
>"After that kiss you better" AJ chuckles before heading off towards whatever class she has
>And again you can't help but follow her ass as she goes
> [YouTube] T pain - apple bottom jeans (low) (embed)
>"Ahem" You hear Trixie oh so subtly cough behind you to snap you out of your booty induced stupor "If you're done you think we could get out of here before we actually get CAUGHT skipping?" She huffs before heading down the hall in the direction of the field
>Yeah
>That was probably a good idea
>You jog to catch up only to see her still quietly fuming to herself
>Given your new found quasi-boyfriend status you should probably try to do something about that
"Man, that's still gonna take some getting used to" You say trying to open with a joke
>"Don't go taking it easy on my account Anon" Trixie said sarcastically "I'm totally fine just standing there and watching you suck face"
>Now to an outside observer this might seem like you were up shit creek with a hole in the boat
>But knowing Trixie like you did you could tell she wasn't really mad at you
>Well...not that much
>What she really wanted right now was attention
>And that was something you could manage
"Aw" You say laying on the sarcastic cutesy voice thick "You're so cute when you're jealous"
>You see her eyes flash with the same glint that she had when was giving you her little "Payback" the other night
>"Cute am I? Is that all?" She asks with a smirk as you reach the door outside
"Well I could maybe think of a few more words to describe you oh great and powerful one" You smirk reaching for your smokes
>"Then by all means" She gloats holding the door open "Flatter me Anon"
>You roll your eyes
>The thing you do for love
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> [YouTube] Less Than Jake - Short on Ideas/One Last Cigarette (embed)
>You light up, take a good drag, and exhale
>Ah
>That's the stuff
>Hell this is almost as good as AJ's kiss back there
>ALMOST
>But still you fucking needed that
>You palm your cigarette to be on the safe side and you and Trixie head for your spot under the bleachers
>You stroking Trixie's ego the whole way
>She just crosses her arms and smirks soaking up all the attention
>It's honestly a pretty fun time
>Once you're safely under the bleachers Trixie finally decides to speak up
>"So Casanova, how's it feel to suddenly be the most popular kid in school?" She asks smuggly
>You nearly choke on your next drag because you start laughing
"Th-that's a good one Trix" You stammer out once you get all the smoke and laughter out
>"You do know that wasn't a joke right?" She asks failing to suppress her own grin "No matter how funny it is"
>Wait what
"Wait, no shit?"
>Trixie gives you an unimpressed look "You're dating six of the most coveted girls in school, what do you think"
>6 of the most coveted girls huh
>See she's counting herself in there
>That's being generous
>Sure you love Trix
>But until this weekend she'd been on about as many people's dating radar as you had been
>Well actually probably a few more than you to be fair
>There were always guys like Snips and Snails or those dudes in the Anime club who probably would have jumped at a chance with your favorite little autistic firecracker
>But at least for now she was all yours
>You grin a little at the thought
>Least til she punches you in the arm
>"Don't go letting it go to your head?" She says with a giggle
>You smile back and take another drag
"Which one? I remember you being pretty keen about letting things go to a certain other head of mine" You counter back making her blush before a familiar grin plays across her face
>"Oh I don't mind if things go to that one" She says moving close to you "Provided I'm the one both your heads are thinking about" She smirks
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>Aaaaand for the second time today you find one of your girlfriends wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you into a kiss
>Not that you were complaining
>In fact you used to always hate when you caught some of your fellow teens playing a rousing game of one-on-one tonsil hockey around campus
>But now you feel like you really should have cut them more slack
>This was something you could get used to
>And Trixie is also making some very good compelling points in it's favor as well
>You not sure if it's because she was jealous of AJ or because of all the compliments
>But it seems like she is trying to lay claim to your lips right now
>For your part you enjoy the moment
>But decide that you should probably do a little more than just try to keep up with her
>So slowly but surely you move your hands down her sides
>Trixie hums her approval before slipping her tongue into the kiss
>Good to know you're on the right track
>You keep moving your hands down until you reach her ass and give it a firm cupping making her gasps a little into the kiss
>"Anon" She chides as she breaks the kiss
"What? I thought you liked it when I played with your ass" You say jokingly
>"Not here" She says nodding back towards the school blushing a little
"Oh, then where exactly would you like me to play with your ass?" You ask continuing to tease her
>Trixie let's out an annoyed sigh
>"I don't see why you need my ass considering you're already a huge one yourself" She says with a giggle as she swats you on your chest
"Aw, but I like yours so much better" You say leaning back in and nuzzling her neck feeling her yelp and suppress a moan
>"Y-you're such a j-jerk" She sighs as you plant a kiss on her neck
"Yeah, but a lovable jerk" You joke planting another kiss
>Trixie's sure to be scathing retort is cut short by the bell
>Damn
>"Well looks like the fun's over" Trixie sighs as you straighten up
>Then she quickly plants one last kiss on you
>"For now at least" She says with a wink
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>And with that Trixie jogs off towards the school building leaving you there grinning with your nearly spent cigarette
>Ah
>You wish you could just stay at here and keep basking in this feeling
>Or at the very least have another smoke or two
>But unfortunately your next class was chemistry
>And since every couple of days was a new lab with a new partner your attendance was manditory
>Best you can hope for is you get teamed up with a nerd today so you could coast off their brains
>With a sigh you take one last drag on your cig before making your way in
>You slip your headphones in so you don't have to listen to what everyone is whispering about you as make your way through the halls
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>The music helps you focus as you try to do a mental inventory of who all you've already partnered with in Chem
>Some were better than other
>Bulk Biceps had been a chore
>You think he broke half the beaker in the room before you convinced him to just record the data
>That Wallflower chick hadn't been so bad, that is when you could get her to actually speak up
>But you feel like you're forgetting something important here
>But you make it to the lab before you can figure out what
>As you step inside you see just about everyone is already paired up and sitting at their tables
>All you have to do is find the odd man out and that will be your partn...
>No
>NO
>Nope
>Nuh-uh
>This is not happening
>This has gotta be a mistake
>Someone's just sitting in your seat chatting up your partner til class starts
>Yeah, that's gotta be it
>But you turn towards the board to check the lab partner lineup for the day and...
>SONUVABITCH
>You thought the universe had gotten its licks in on you enough already
>Apparently you were wrong
>Might as well head to you table and sit down
>You can feel their eyes glaring into you
>Might as well say something
"Well...this is awkward" You say finally turning to look at Twilight
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>Okay, you knew this was bound to happen eventually
>You KNEW, somewhere in the back of your head, that you had one or two other classes with Sunset and Twilight
>But until recently you'd enjoyed being another socially invisible background character to High School Musical bullshit that was Canterlot High
>Which meant that sure, while you knew you had classes with these two
>It didn't mean it ever actually affected you
>Until now
>And honestly you weren't sure which scared you more
>Having to deal with an angry magical girl you just put on blast like 2 hours ago
>Or if she'd bring up that shit with Flash that you accidentally let slip
>"Let's just focus on the lab Anon" Twilight said as the teacher walked in
>They explained what you were doing and from the corner of your eye you could already see Twilight getting everything set up
>Actually it seemed like she was getting some stuff ready before the teacher even explained what needed to be done
>What a nerd
>But, that meant you probably wouldn't have to do much
>"Anon pass me those beakers" Twilight said pointing over to your side of the table
>You oblige only for her to shove a rubber hose into your hands "Good now hook up the gas for the Bunsen Burner"
>This goes on for a while
>Twilight ordering you around and basically handling the entire her lab by herslef
>She seemed pretty focus
>But after a few moments you notice her occasionally glancing down to something just out of view and a slight beeping
>Must be texting
>You guess even a nerd like Twi has a better social life than y...
>Wait a damn minute
>You recognize that sound
>You swing your head under the edge of the tale and lo and behold
>Bitch has than damn magic detector pointed at you again
>Of course your less than subtle discovery means Twilight knows you know now
>And she all of a sudden is looking really damn sheepish
>Now it's your turn to shoot the sour looking glare
"Fucking seriously"
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"You still think I'm brainwashing the girls into liking me?!" You whisper shout at her
>Twilight cringes
>She didn't have Sunset here to back her up
>And while you weren't the scariest dude in school, you still had several inches, probably more than a hundred pounds, and 6 months of serious weightlifting on her
>And as far as she knew you also had evil horse magic mind powers
>She on the other hand had the magical power of...friendship
>You were both figuratively and literally out of her weight class
>For someone so smart she hadn't thought this one through
>"It's not what you think" She tried to explain waving her hands frantically in front of her
"Oh really" You say trying very hard to keep your voice down "Then that isn't your bullshit ass magic detector"
>"Well yes..."
"The same bullshit ass magic detector that you used this morning to try and see if I had bullshit horse magic mind control powers"
>"I mean it is but..."
"The same powers I already told you that I don't have because I don't want anything to do with your crazy magic horse world shit"
>"That's the thing though..." Twi finally said doing her best to take control of the conversation "You might not be aware you're using it" She says urgently
>You stare at her for a couple of seconds
"So let me get this straight, now you think I'm some kind of lightning rod for bullshit magical horse sex powers"
>Twilight blushes several shades
>"I-It's a p-possibility...at least that's what Sunset th-thinks"
>Wow
>Really
"Twilight, that is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard"
>And you hung out with Flash
>So that's saying something
>"Hey, it's not that bad" A voice spoke up from the floor
>You look down
>From Twilight's bag a little dog was poking its head out
>"Magic can do a lot of real crazy stuff" It said back up to you
>....
>....
>....
>What
>The
>Fuck
>A talking dog
>A dog
>That could talk
>Was talking
>To you
>The dog was talking to you
>...
>...
>...
>WHAAAAAAAAAT!?
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>Now you were a worldly burnout
>Start dating 6 girls
>No problem
>Five of those girl's have crazy magic horse powers from another dimension
>You don't bat an eye
>Your best bro has crush on a princess from said other dimension, her doppelganger from this one, and his ex turned into a demon and tried to enslave the earth
>I got you senpai
>But dogs talking to you in the middle of science class
>While SOBER
>That's where you draw the line
>There's only one way to deal with this bullshit
>And that's to fucking split
>You bug out your eyes, puff out your cheeks, and throw yourself down towards the nearest trash bin
>And in a feat of acting that would surely impress the Oscar community you put on a show of the most convincing dry heaves the class has ever seen
>Immediately all eyes in the class are on you as the teacher stops what their doing to check on you
>"Anon, what's wrong"
>Out of the corner of your eye you can see Twilight shoving her magic gizmo and that weird ass puppy back into her bag as the teacher makes his way over
>Part one complete
>You look up from the trash can at the teacher giving him your best pathetic expression
"I, I think...I in-inhaled too much of the chem..." You pitch your face forward and give your most convincing retch yet
>Hell you actually almost triggered your gag reflex for real that time
"I think I...should head to the nurse" You pant before spitting a stringy glob of saliva into the basket for effect
>"Yes of course, just take it easy" He says helping you to your feet
>You try not to grin
>Yet another master piece in Hook Line and Sinker series
"Thank...ulrp...sir" You say mustering your weakest voice as you grab your bag and make a show carefully staggering towards the door "I'll still get credit for the...lab right" You ask before walking out
>"Of course Anon, Twilight make sure to take care of Anon's half of the assignment"
>The look she has on as you give a wide grin behind the teacher's back is priceless
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>This wasn't the first time you'd pulled this trick before
>But it sure was the sweetest
>That said, it probably wasn't gonna do anything to square your relationship with Twi or Sunset
>And that might make things awkward with with most of the girls
>Well except for Trix
>She'd probably find this all hilarious
>But either way
>Nothing was gonna bring down the high of pure pettiness you were riding right now
>You slump your shoulder and start rubbing your stomach as the teacher turns back to check on you
>You mumble an assurance about being okay to walk and step out the door before he can saddle you with an escort
>Last thing you need was someone catching you as you ditched two classes in one day
>Or worse, Twilight tagging along to try and keep an eye on you
>You slowly stagger through the hall for a few seconds in case the teacher is watching, then start up a fast trot when you're sure you're in the clear
>Now that you're sure you're good you can try to come to grips wit shit
>Not just that Twilight and Sunset think that you're still magic-ing all their friends into liking you
>But also that Twilight has a fucking talking dog
>Shit, that's not something you just pull on a guy
>You needed a drink
>But you were stuck at school
>So a smoke would have to do
>Unfortunately your usual spot under the bleachers was too far and passed too many classes
>Luckily you knew a small little alcove outside that was a bit of a blindspot
>You just had to make sure no one saw you head out
>A few minutes later you were safely outside and lighting up
"Ah, I needed this" You sigh contently
>"Nonny what are you doing out here"
"SWEET HOLY SONUVABITCH!?" You shout with a jump as you turn to find Pinkie of all people standing at the entrance your little hide away "Damnit Pinks what have I told you about sneaking up on me?" You blurt out trying to get your heart to stop racing
>"Nonny do you mind explaining this text I just got from Twilight?"
>Shiiiit
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>That bitch
>The glasses wearing, talking dog having, friendship magic using, Flash seducing, purple bitch
>She tattletaled on you
>To Pinkie of all people
>Now that was just dirty
>But hey you're fine here
>You haven't done anything wrong
>...
>Well, broadly speaking
>Nothing more wrong than usual anyway
>So just play it cool
"Uh what text would that be Pinkie" You say trying to play off that you could probably figure out what it already said
>Pinkie marches up to you shows you her phone
>TS: Pinkie!!! Anon just pretended to be sick and ran out of the classroom and left me to finish up our lab by myself!
>Yup
>You can almost feel the wheels of the bus she's thrown you under
"Well that is exactly one half of the story" You say not even deciding to deny any of it
>Wasn't really much point in lying to Pinkie either
>"Okay Nonny, then can you explain your side then"?" Pinkie asks crossing her arms
>You try not to stare at the way it pushes her tits together
"Well maybe I'm wrong, but did Twilight also mention how she's been trying to scan me with her magic detector doo-dad all day because her and Sunset think I'm using some kind of Pony magic to get you and the girls to like me?" You ask simply
>Pinkie gasps in shock
>"They what?" She says in disbelief followed by a nervous look as she back up just a little "You're not though...right"
>You slap your face
>Fucking damn horse magic
"Pinkie" You deadpan "If I had magic mind powers would I let stuff like this happen" You say pointing to the still livid shiner her sister gave you
>You watch as Pinkie, your oldest and dearest friend, and one of your 6 girlfriends let's realization dawn on her
>"Yeah, no, you're right" She says looking like she feels a little guilty for doubting you
>Might as well throw her a bone
>Not her fault after all
"And I wouldn't have ditched her if she hadn't just pulled a talking dog on me out of nowhere"
>"Oh, you met Spike!" Pinkie squeals excitedly "Isn't he cute"
>...
>sonuvabitch
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>You sigh
>You take a deep breath
>Then you let it out
>The you take a drag of your smoke
>And blow out a stream of smoke
>...
>Well that didn't help
"What the hell, since when has she had a talking dog!? I thought only magic princess Twi had the talking dog!"
>"Well actually Princess Twilight has a baby dragon that turns into her own cute little puppy when she comes here" Pinkie corrects you unfazed by your outburst "And his name is Spike too"
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>So Pony people turn into Human people when they come over here
>But dragons turn into dogs
>Even though they're sentient
>Does that mean they aren't really people
>Is Pony land or whatever they call it hella racist
>And Twilight's dog was a puppy because it was a baby dragon...does that mean old dragons turn into normal sized dogs here
>Or would it be like a Clifford the Big Red Dog situation
>"Oh, oh, but our Twilight's Spike is just a normal dog, he just got hit with a blast of Equestrian magic so he can talk now" Pinkie cuts in answering your first question
>Oh
>Great
>So Twilight and Sunset actually had some kind of evidence to think you'd could've caught magic mind control herpes
>That's just what you needed to hear
>This is hat happens when you base your magic on shit like friendship
>"But Nonny, I don't get why you're so upset about Spike." Pinkie goes on "I mean all he can do is talk"
>You take another long drag
"Pinkie"
>"Yeah Nonny?"
"You know how I feel about all this damn horse magic"
>"Um actually Anon, Sunset says they prefer to call it Pony Magic"
"Fine, then can you tell me how I feel about damn PONY magic"
>Pinkie blushes a little before muttering "You don't fudge with that poop"
"That's right, I don't fudg...Fuck with that shit" You say noticing Pinkie try not to giggle at you "It was bad enough when you got all mixed up with that stuff, but now I've got to worry about the rest of the girls too"
>Pinkie smiles
>"But that's what we have you for silly"
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>You slap your face with your hand
>Fucking hell
>Please let her not be serious
>"I mean sure it was really super neat getting to use power of the Element of Harmony to help out Twilight and stuff, but it was also kind of scary." Pinkie admits fidgeting with her fingers, "I never had to worry though because I knew you'd never be scared of me even if I grew extra ears and a tail"
>You vaguely remember those extra bits from your first near encounter with Pinkie and her friends' magic bullshit
>But due to the massive quantities of vodka and nicotine you'd used to cope that night the memory was understandably hazy
>But she was right
>Even back then you'd known it
>When you found yourself running back towards a school full of zombies with fucking demons and shit to save Pinkie and Trixie
>They were your friends and no amount of magic bullshit was gonna stop you from looking out for them
>And now it went doubly so since you were kind of dating them
>And you guess that counted for the rest of the girls too
>Except maybe Sunset and Twi
>Flash could be responsible for saving their asses
>Still this was not a realization you wanted to make sober
"Great, does this mean I have to be there for the next bullshit magic catastrophe, do I need to stock up on crucifixes and holy water" You say taking another drag
>Pinkie giggles and hugs you "No silly...at least I don't think so" She says looking plaintive for a second before wrinkling her nose and making a face "Bleegh, you stink like cigarettes Nonny" She says pushing you away playfully
>Aw, no
>And you were just starting to enjoy the feeling of her boobs pressed against you
"Really, I don't even notice it anymore" You muse "So you think you could tell Twi and Sunset to give it a rest with the whole suspecting me of brainwashing thing?"
>"Oh Nonny don't worry, I sure this all just big silly misunderstanding"
>Sure
>Riiight
"And no more talking dogs, I'll put up with a lot, but talking animals is where I draw the line"
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>"Aw, but Nonny, Spike really is a sweetheart once you get to know him" Pinkie defended
>You massage your temples
"Pinkie, my problem isn't with how cute he is, it's with the fact he's A FUCKING TALKING DOG!" You reiterate
>You sigh
>You had a feeling that you'd have to start sneaking your flask into school now that you had to take a more active role in Pinkie and her friends' whacky magic bullshit
"Let's just drop it for now okay"
>You can already feel in your bones how much of a chore it would be to try to explain to Pinkie why a dog talking to you was the final backbreaking magical straw to you right now
>"Okay Nonny, soooo...what you wanna talk about?" Pinkie smiles at you
>That when you get an idea
"Well, we could talk about how right now it's just the two of us out here, alone, in a spot where nobody in school can see us" You grin
>True Pinkie had managed to find you and Trixie probably could too
>But you'd leave that part out while you let the rest sink in
>Cause hey
>You already gotten to makeout with two of your six Girlfriends today
>Why not shoot for three
>You watch as the realization dawns on Pinkie's face and she starts to blush
>"No Nonny we can't" She protests weakly
>You smirk and step in next to her and wrap an arm around her
"But why though" You tease while returning to the same tactic you'd tried to convince AJ with earlier
>Though you felt it would work much better here
>"Nonny leggo, I told you that you stink" Pinkie says while halfheartedly trying to push you away
"I'm sure I can think of something to take your mind off that" You grin as you lean down and nuzzle into her neck
>"Nonny I said to St-OP" Pinkie moaned as you began planting kisses on her neck
>Unfortunately just as you were about to start working your way up the bell rung
>Damnit
>Pinkie slaps your chest and pushes you away "Nonny what's gotten into you" She asked blushing and trying to suppress a smile
"According to Sunset and Twi it's evil horse magic"
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>"Stop it Nonny, you're not evil" Pinkie chided
>Which you had to agree with
>You'd always seen yourself as Chaotic Good anyway
>...
>Okay, probably more like True Neutral
>But luckily there were far fewer penalties to playing against alignment in real life
"Glad to hear it" You chuckle as you take one last drag of your smoke before flicking it into the grass
>Pinkie just gives you one of her usual sugar infused smiles and wraps her arm around yours
>"C'mon Nonny we don't wanna be late for lunch"
>And like that you all of a sudden found yourself being dragged back inside and through the halls while Pinkie excitedly went about telling you about her day
>You could tell that even though she'd put up a bit of a fuss about getting frisky at school, stuff like parading you through the school with her on your arm was like her version of doing coke
>It proved she was still truly pure
>...
>Actually thinking back to the sleep over you know for a fact that Pinkie is far from TRULY Pure
>But that was something you could live with
>You try to keep the stupid grin off your face as you think back to what you and Pinkie got up to that night
>You don't have to worry for long though as the sound of whispering quickly gets your attention
>Sure enough just about everyone was pointing at you two or muttering something along the lines of "...can you believe..." '...her and all her friends..." "....no really who is he again..."
>And then it dawns on you
>Pinkie was parading you through one of the most trafficked hallways in school
>And thoroughly enjoying everyone seeing you two together
>sonuvabitch
>How did you not notice
>In your defense it wasn't like she hadn't done this kinda thing before
>But you could say now your posture had changed
>It wasn't like the old days when Pinkie would drag you through the school by the wrist while you dragged you heels and occasionally pantomimed at random students to put you out of your misery
>Right now your body langue screamed couple
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>Welp
>So much for trying to keep your business under wraps
>Admittedly you hadn't been trying very hard
>But you'd hoped you'd have made it to at least after lunch
>Pinkie then proceeds throw open the doors to the cafeteria while still clutching your arm
>And when you say throw open you mean THROW OPEN
>These things fly back and slam against the walls opposite them like a crack of fucking thunder
>Now that all eyes in the cafeteria are on you, you realize even thinking you'd have made it past lunch without everyone talking about you had been more than a little optimistic
>Though it could be worse
>At least no one had decided now would be a perfect time for everyone to burst into an elaborate musical number with surprisingly well timed choreography
>Seriously, this place was fucking weird
"Uh Pinkie...you gonna let go anytime soon? I still need to pick up my food"
>"Aw, okay" Pinkie pouts before letting go of your arm "But hurry on up okay" She says before skipping off
>You try not to focus on her tits bouncing as she goes
>Once you get your focus back you head over to the lunchline
>You decide on a light lunch
>A burger that's probably more grease than meat, some jello, and a couple things of Moo Juice
>Once you pay you head back towards the tables
>Looks like most of the cafeteria is ignoring you or at least stopped openly staring
>So that's a plus
>"Oh, Oh, Nonny! Nonny, over here! Come sit here!" Pinkie shouts jumping up and down getting your and just about everyone else's attention
>You see her and a few of the other girls sitting at their usual table
>The same usual table that just happens to be right in the middle of the whole cafeteria
>You sigh and head on over
>"See, what did I tell you?" Trixie says sneaking up beside you with her own lunch in hand "Mister popularity"
>You roll your eyes
"More like Mister Sideshow"
>"What's the difference" She chuckles
>You had to admit, she had a point
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>Well misery loves company
>And what better company to have than a semi harem of cute girls
>Admittedly when comes to bright sides to look on that one is hard to top
>You take a seat across from Pinkie
>Rarity and Fluttershy are next to her
>Trixie plopped down on your left and Applejack was on your right
>"H-hi Anon" Flutter shy greets with a nervous little wave
>Ah, her natural purity warms your cold dead heart
>"Lovely to see you again lover" Rarity adds giving you a coy smile
>And that warms an entirely different organ
>One you're thankful is neither cold nor dead
"Hey girls, how's it going" You say only to see all of them except for Pinkie and Trixie cringe a little "That bad huh?"
>"Oh Darling it's been just dreadful" Rarity says in a mock swoon "I've had people hounding me all day asking if it's true...and a few girls asking for details" She says the last part while thoughtfully tapping her chin as if the meaning behind that just occurred to her
>One of the few reasons to be glad Rarity hadn't been one of the girls to jump your bones that night
>Last thing you wanted was for someone to get her gossiping
>You'd prefer if the whole school didn't know how you like to fuck
>"Yup, after break'n up your little talk with Big Mac I reckon least 10 different folks all tried to stick their noses up in my business" Applejack huffs crossing her arms
>"I-I um had to explain things to a few people too" Fluttershy blushed
>Oh lord
>This might actually be getting out of hand
>Before you can say anything you feel a hand playfully smack the back of your head "Sup Flips" Rainbow Dash smirks down at you as you turn towards her
>Ugh
>Why did you ever tell that damn story around her
"Hey Dash, have a seat, we're all just mourning the death of our love life's privacy" You say glibly motioning for her to take a seat
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>You watch as her expression instantly sours
>"Ugh, damnit flips why'd you have to remind me" She groans moving around the table to sit next to Fluttershy "My team's been giving me shit for dating a football player all day"
>That actually brings a smile to your face
>Nothing brightens your mood like pissed off Soccer players
>Though you wonder if they'd give her less shit if you were at least a starter
>...
>Then again Flash was a starter and he was just about as embarrassing to be with as you
>Provided you got to know him
"I feel your pain Dash, but on the other hand knowing I've somehow managed to piss off the entire soccer team is kinda a win for me" You say with a casual shrug
>Dash's reply is succinct
>She flips you off
>"Asshole"
"Right back at you grass fairy" You shoot back
>Your little back and forth with Dash seems to lighten the mood for the girls
>The only thing that could ruin it now would be
>"Hey girls" Twilight greets nervously
>"And Anon" Sunset says eyeing you
>Ah
>Speak of the She-Devils
>Get it
>Because they've both actually turned into literal She-Dev...
>You know what forget it
"Hey, accuse anyone else of brainwashing helpless girls today? Or is it still just me"
>Now you'd have to slow down time to properly appreciate the cascading waterfall of reactions from around the table
>First was Sunset, whose jaw dropped at how casually you just dropped that bombshell
>Next was Twi who hunched up her shoulder and cringed in mortification
>Rarity was after that going for soap opera perfect aghast look
>Followed by AJ who gave the best look of sincere disappointment
>Fluttershy looked a little confused
>So did Dash, just a bit goofier looking
>Pinkie's eyes went wide and both her hands shot to her mouth
>And Trixie...she looks like she can't believe her parents got her a puppy AND a pony for Christmas
>Now there could have been better ways to broach this subject
>But remember
>You're King Petty
>And right now it feels good to be the King
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>You know you only spoke loud enough for your table to hear, but as if by fate the whole cafeteria has fallen silent as Sunset and Twilight gape at you
>You take a bite of your burger and enjoy the brief peace before the powder keg you just lit explodes
>Twilight is the first to speak surprisingly enough
>"It was just a precaution!" Twilight blurts out blushing
>The rest of the girls look between her and you
>But surprisingly you're ready for this
"Oh because you think I do have have Horse magic powers and it's basically mind control herpes that I somehow gave everyone here right?"
>Another round of shocked expressions
>Except for Fluttershy
>Which is precious
>But also a tad bit scary
>But that's a problem for later
>One you might delegate to Nurse Redheart...it's kinda her job anyway
>"We were just trying to be cautious" Sunset explained taking a seat across from Dash along with Twilight
"Really, cause I thought you had to sing to brainwash people with horse magic"
>"I mean you might have that power after all" Trixie says smugly "I know I'd do just about anything you asked to get you to stop" That gets a few laughs from the group
"Hey, I have a great singing voice"
>"Yeah, for a bass player" Trixie laughs while nudging you in the ribs
>"The point is you could be doing it and not even know you're doing it so we just want to be sure" Sunset interrupts obviously not in the mood yours and Trixie's witty banter
>"Now Sunny don't you think you're taking this just a tad too far" AJ asked
>"Aren't you all even the tiniest bit worried about this" Sunsent asked looking to everyone around the table
>"Not really" Trixie offered lazily playing with her tatter tots
>"And why's that?" Sunset shot back giving her a look
>"Because if Anon really had mind control powers he'd probably already gone mad with power and have us all bowing down to him and calling him Super King Big Nuts or something or more likely would just use it to get people to give him free booze and cigarettes"