>"Mom, I'm not gonna say that you're an obnoxious drunk and all...but I'm pretty sure you are a plastered sex offender." 
>Pogo is in the midst of hauling his tipsy mother upstairs to her bedroom. After throwing a party for Glimmer's acceptance into Canterlot's University for Wizardry, she took way too many shots that were intended.
>She giggle snorts and wobbles up the stairs, lazily supported by her son's should. "Pogo, d-didya see how many of 'em were loo-*HIC!* peeping at my pony plot?"
>"I enjoy a nice surprise once in awhile too," he grunts with exertion while leading her towards the bedroom door. "But I'd much rather if you didn't startle my friends by stuffing your butt in their faces. They need their breathing holes for air, not Pinkie tail."
>"Your Mom's still got it," she slurs whimsically. After setting her down on the bed, Pogo starts to head out of the room.
>"Okie dokie, well you just rest here, yup there we go. I'll just head back to the party, sooo..."
>Pogo turns around and was about to leave, but then he feels a pair of hooves grab at his hand. 
>"Awwww, don't goooo! You're not going to stay and keep me company?" Pinkie whines with saucer eyes and a puppy dog pout that could melt the staunchest of hearts.
>"B-b-but I don't want to miss the cake! It's chocolate flavored with pudding filling!"
>"We could have our own party! A *HIC!* Pinkie Pie Private Party!" 
>She leans on her increasingly flustered son, nonchalantly breathing on him with eyes befitting for bedroom activities.
>"Aaaand, we could still have some filling. Just...not in the cake~"
>"Mom, y-you're not coming on to me, a-a-are you?" He says while tugging his collar.
>Pinkie just squishes his cheeks with a blushing smile. "Me coming on to you, you coming onto me, it doesn't matter as long as someone comes on the other!"
>Pogo squeals as his cheeks burn red hot. Oh man, she's totally wasted right now! 
>Dad warned her about getting too grabby, but you thought it was something you see with a chimp or a baby or a budding kleptomaniac!
>"Mom, this really isn't a good time!" He tries to keep his eyes off his mother giggling and pecking his cheeks with her lips. "I mean, I'm kinda drowsy, my hooves hurt, and I sorta snuck in a few alcohols, so I'm pretty sure my dongle is pretty limp right ab-Mmmpf!?"
>Pogo was interrupted when Pinkie pressed her lips against his and started kissing him with a passion. 
>He nearly had the chance to let the shock set in, blood rushing into his ears, when the pink purveyor of pony penis wormed her tongue into Pogo's mouth.
>She voraciously attacked his tongue with her own, skillfully slithering inside of his mouth, waiting for Pogo to reciprocate. She felt him tense up in hesitation, forced to let out a moan from his mother's deep kiss.
>Pogo could practically taste all of the jello shots, hard cider, and spiked punch all mingled in her intoxicating saliva, practically making himself lost in the flavour.
>Pinkie leans forward and topples onto Pogo's squirming body, keeping him in place with steady hooves. Rocking her rear back and forth across his groin elicits sharp gasps from the satyr beneath her. As well as a rising bump rubbing against her.
>"Pwuah! Ahh! Haaah!" Pogo gasps for air while Pinkie disconnects their kiss, a strand of saliva bridging their lips together. She lets out a chuckle and whispers.
>"It's as limp as a boneless chicken, sure~." 
>"Mom, sh...shouldn't we stop?" He tries to resist the warm wetness emanating from in between Pinkie's plump thighs. "Isn't this illegal in, like, everywhere?"
>"Oh hush, silly billy! You're a perfectly fine colt that has perfectly fine needs. Besides," she coos, "nothing's wrong with a bit of family skinship~"
>Pinkie Pie dismounts off of him and turns around, swaying her sticky plot into her son's face.
>"Goodness," he stammers out as his vision is encompassed of Pinkie's dripping cunt and winking clit. He could smell the level of arousal on her, and even though it was induced by alcohol, it didn't make it any less potent. Damn it all, this better be worth missing birthday cake.
>She greedily eyes Pogo's throbbing horse cock, sticking her snout in it and inhaling its manly fumes.
>"Wowie, did you little soldier get all big and strong because of me?" 
>"Moooom," Pogo whines in embarrassment. Apparently he was gonna go through with it, taking the plunge as he grabs a handful of Pinkie's doughy buns. She squeaks and lets out a giggle, wagging her tail around in her son's face. 
>"Atta boy~" She opens her mouth and begins suckling on Pogo's tip, swirling the salty flavor around in her mouth.
>"H-h-h-hooo, sweet baby Buddha, t-that feels nice." Pogo moans while Pinkie harmlessly bobs up and down, shining the length of his penis effortlessly as she deepthroats it. 
>"Woah, M-Mom, slow down!" The warm, wet, slickness of her mouth, the way her tongue slides and curls underneath his shaft, the subtle constrictions of the walls in her throat!
>He groans out as Pinkie hums on his cock, his hands clutching the sheet beneath him. At this rate he'll cun in no time, so instead of staying passive he spreads apart Pinkie's buttcheeks and gives her vagina a wide lick.
>"O-oohoo~!" Pinkie shudders as Pogo steadily laps at her folds, gasping at his sudden enthusiasm. "Yay! Now it's a party!"
>Pinkie goes back to licking the entire length of Pogo's cock, even sucking on his hefty testicles with a pleasured moan. Pogo practically cums from his mother's stimulus, but hold out and buries his face further into her, lips covered in her sticky fluids. 
>"Mmmnnn! It's so long! I can't believe you were hiding such a formidable party stick in your pants! And it's so delicious~" 
>She promptly impales herself on his member and practically goes into overdrive, gulping down the pre-cum beading up from his head 
>"Oh ffffffmmm! M-Mom!" He was losing strength fast. Any second and he would be done for. In his last effort to retaliate, he eyes Pinkie's clit and gives it a hard suck.
>Pinkie shoots her eyes open and shudders, violently, her moans of pleasure racking his throbbing cock with vibrations. "AhhAaaAh~! Oh Pogo! You're m-making mommy's pussy feel super duper good! Let it out sweetie, don't hold back~"
>So close to their much needed release, both of them enthusiastically give themselves to the other. Pogo drives his hips forwards in tandem with his mother's rhythm, her gags and slurping noisily filling the room as he violates her throat. Pinkie, meanwhile, trembles and grinds her rear into Pogo''s face, sopping wet from the attention.
>The tension builds and builds; Pogo's ball sack lurches up as he rams his hips into Pinkie's mouth. Pinkie's vagina rapidly winks as her forehooves go weak and numb from his relentless cunnilingus. His penis head flares up and he gives a few hard rams up Pinkie's throat until...!
>"Mmnuah! M-mom! Nnnaaaah!"
>Pogo spurts his load into his mother's mouth, shooting his hot, thick seed into her throat. 
>"Mmnnn~!" Pinkie's whole trembles as she gushes out her fluids onto Pogo's face. She tries to swallow up her son's baby batter, but the steady stream proves too much and she dislodges her mouth with an audible pop, splattering it all over her face and chest.
>"S-somuch," she pants. "You glazed me so much~!" Pogo shoots out the last jets of cum straight into the cool air, splashing back onto him and his mother.
>"O...oh man, oh geez, everything's spinning~"
>Pinkie Pie chuckles and suckles up the remaining cum from Pogo's cock, prompting a few short bursts of semen onto her tongue. She greedily swallows it all.
>"Such a potent party cannon, sweetie," she says energetically. "You almost covered me entirely in white. I'm practically a Pinkie Pie surprise~"
>"It wasn't my fault," Pogo pants. "That was totes intense!"
>Pinkie giggles and cleans her fur off with a towel before giving Pogo a hug. "Thanks for keeping me company with your Pogo stick, Pogo. I know you were looking forward to that cake."
>"It's okay Mom, I had a huge blast together," he says while they both snicker. "Besides, I got to spend time with my beautiful Mom." He says as he snuggles into her. "This is way better than some birthday cake."
>"Aaaw," Pinkie exclaims. "You mean that?"
>He gives it a moment's thought and furrows his brow before smiling again.
>"Well. Almost better than birthday cake."
>Pinkie Pie snorts and pets Pogo's hair as they share an embrace. 
>"Good boy."