>"Anon what are these things?"
"They're guns. Even if they're technically toys but you'll treat them as real guns. Remember your trigger discipline"
>"But we don't have fingers"
"You do finger stuff with your hooves all the time it'll work out trust me"
>"That's just silly, if I point it at the target and-"
>*bang*
>"It fired!"
"Yes as I said, it just works, even if you were somehow holding it with your hoof and there was nothing physical to pull the trigger it just works"
>"This is kind of fun"
>*bang bang bang*
>"Yeah I agree this is really fun!"
>*Ratatatatatatata*
>A third filly joins the practice range too
>*Pang...pang*
"Wait that's not how you use it, you throw that thing at the enemy"
>"But Anon isn't this a pees-tool too?"
"That's a Glocknade"
>"I don't get it"
"It explodes"
>"Oh ok so it's a grenade made to look like a gun"
"You are absolutely correct, remember to not muzzle sweep like I instructed children! Yes, that filly there wrapped up in combat gear who looks like she has a question"
>"Anon I am not sure about this operating thing..."
"Trust me you'll love it suddenly and before you know it you're drinking pure vodka on a campfire while telling tales of operating"
>"How do I load this...shitfun was it?"
"Shotgun"
>"Do I pour the pellets in from here?"
"Is it a flintlock?"
>"What?"
"Just pop it open like this, then just grab as many as you can and jam them in, don't mind if you spill some"
>"I'm not sure if this is right..."
"Trust me-yes what is it little pony pulling on my pant leg?"
>"So dual wielding was having a gun in each hoof?"
"Yup"
>"So if I grab some with my hind hooves as well and just fly around does that mean I am quatro-wielding?"
"You're one of those kids who goes hunting for squirrels with napalm rounds aren't ya?"
>"What?"
"You're going to go far kid, ok everyone let's start!"
>Anon spetznats into a nearby bush and hurts his back in the process, and the survival games come to a quick close as he is helped into the hospital