>Is this the room?
>You look at the door plaque.
>”Room 12: Overcoming Adverslutty”.
“Sigh....yup.”
>You enter the room, finding other bats already there, and...a filly?
>Be Love Bites, and you have a problem.
>You take a seat next to a big rump bat in a scarf, and wait.
>Finally, your therapist, Anonymous enters with a clipboard, taking a seat next to a bat in stockings.
>”Good afternoon everybat. This is our first meeting for overcoming adverslutty. I’m glad you all could make it. Shows the desire to heal and improve.”
>The filly raises her hoof.
>”No way, could I resist cumming!”
>A lot of the bats start to sweat and the room gets this curious odor.
>”I’m sure you meant “coming”, right Peachy?”
>”Huh? Oh y-yeah. What did I say?”
>Anon adjusts his glasses with a frown.
>”Right...let’s watch our words. We don’t want to trigger anybat.”
>The big butt bat raises her hoof.
>”Yes Mia?”
>”When do we trust fall onto your dock?”
>You raise your hoof.
“Is face first an option?”
>Anon presses his thumb and pointer against his eyes.
>”Luna help me.”

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>Be Therapist Anon, and this group is driving you batty.
>Overcoming Adverslutty seemed like a good idea, but you never knew just how difficult it'd be.
>You take a deep breath.
"Okay, for our first exercise, we're gonna try gratitude lists."
>Velvet raises her hoof.
>"I'm grateful for wang!"
>You sigh.
"No. We're not saying it out loud, and no genitals."
>Sweet Velvet sulks in her seat.
"Okay so think of things like, the moon, or fruit. Or maybe a good friend!"
>They all seem to be thinking, as you start handing out paper, and pens.
"I'll give you guys seven minutes to write down five things you're grateful for. Go!"
>The sounds of scribbling fill the room, and-
>SCHLIK SCHLIK SCHLIK
"Tulip! The pen is not supposed to be used that way!"
>"Sorry...."
>Anyway, the sounds of scribbling fill the room, as they write, pausing every so often to think.
>What was possibly the longest seven minutes of your life finally passes, and the lists and pens are handed in.
"Wait a tick."
>You count the bats attending.
>Tulip, Velvet, Mia, Love, Peachy...but only four pens.
>You narrow your eyes behind your glasses and look around at the attendees.
>Love Bites eyes are darting around.
"Love Bites."
>You hold your hand out.
>"I-I don't know what you're talking about!"
"LOVE BITES."
>He starts playing with his hooves.
"LOVELEND BITES, turn around this instant, and stand up!"
>He whimpers turning around sheepishly, as you lift his tail, and find the pen nestled deep inside his anus.
"Son of a bitch...third time this week..."
>You grab it, and slowly pull it out with a wet "POP".
>"A-Ahh!"
>You groan tossing the defiled writing tool into the trashcan. Thank Luna you buy them in bulk.
"Alright. Let's read our lists. Who wants to go first-Peachy get away from the trashcan."
>Peachy's ears fall to the sides of her head as she goes back to her chair.

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"Who wants to go first?"
>"I'll go!"
>It's Sweet Velvet again.
"Alright Velvet. Go ahead."
>She clears her throat.
>"I'm grateful for Hot Milk. For my buddy "Doiyoing". GloryHoles, and Vibra-"
"Whoa whoa whoa. Gloryholes? Really? We're not saying sexual things!"
>Velvet crosses her legs in frustration.
>"But you're okay with hot milk, and Doiyoing?"
"But hot milk is hot milk-"
>"That comes from a wang!"
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
"And Doiyoing?"
>"My Dildo."
"Okay, let me ask this. How many of you have some form of semen on your list, raise your hooves.
>Everybat raises their hoof.
>"My whole list is that!"
>Tulip beams proudly.
"Did anyone write about something other than marital aides, places where you can rut?"
>The hooves stay up except for Mia.
"Sexual positions count."
>Her hoof goes back up.
>Lord save you.
>"W-well I wrote something different..."
>It's Love Bites.
"You did? Excellent! Share it with us!"
>"W-well...I'm grateful for Hoof-Holding."
>GASSSSSSSSSSP-
>Besides you the entire room collectively gasps.
>"Anon! I'm triggered!"
>"ME TOO! EEEE!"
>"TRIGGERED KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>They all start "EEEEing".
>How is this your life?

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>You sigh to yourself. Here we go again.
>Be Therapist Anon, and you're starting to question getting this degree.
"Alright gang...we've had a few rough spots over the weeks, but we've made progress..."
>You frown.
"...Very little progress...but you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs-"
>Mia raises her hoof.
"Yes Mia?"
>"Some Stallion invited me to his house, and gave me a bowl of eggs!"
>You sit there looking at her confused as to what that has to do with anything.
>"He said I didn't have to tell him anything, but I had to eat all the eggs!"
>She smiles.
"....Okay. In any case it's check in time! Who wants to go first?"
>"I'll go! I'll go!"
>Peachy jumps in her seat.
"Okay. Go ahead."
>"I had a train!"
>Oh? She's talking about toys? It's nice to finally hear her talk about kid stuff for once.
"A train? What color?"
>"Color....Oh! There were Browns, and Reds, and Blues, and some Striped!"
"...We're not talking about a train engine are we?"
>"Train engine?"
>You facepalm.
"Anypony else?"
>Sweet Velvet raises a hoof.
"Yes Velvet?"
>"I took part in a Bukka-"
"STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW."
>All eyes are on you now.
"Did anybat do anything NON-sexual?"
>Silence.
>Goddamn thotty bats.

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>Be Therapist Anon.
>It's been a rough week, with the adverslutty group, what with Mia, showing up covered in Semen.
>She was torn apart by the other Bat sluts. Rip
>Clonk clonk-
>You look up to the sound of knocking.
"Come in."
>The door slowly opens, being pushed by a silver-colored hoof.
>"Hello Doctor..."
>It's Silver Puff, with a somber look on her face.
"Hello Silver. Our appointment isn't until tomorrow. Is everything okay?"
>Silver Puff sighs.
>"I...have some problems, and I don't know who to talk to."
>You fold your hands together.
"Okay then. Take a seat.""
>Silver Puff slinks onto the Therapist chaise, laying back.
"So, what's the problem?"
>She loudly sighs.
>"I...don't think the Bat Thread likes me."
>You tilt your head.
"Why do you think that?"
>"Because they rarely post me, and when they do, it's "Hat Pon" this or "Finnish bat" that. I don't get the second part, but it feels like no bat is looking at ME."
"Are you sure that maybe, you're not just overthinking it?"
>She shakes her head.
>"Sweet Velvet appears in EVERY thread, and she's a dirty horse!"
"Let's not call names here. This is a safe space free of insults."
>"R-right. I'm sorry."
>She starts waving her hooves around.
>"What do I need to do to win their love, doc? Do I need to suck the juice out of any Banana I see? Eat to the point, my plot is five times the size of a normal plot?? Wear STOCKINGS?"
>Silver Puff in stockings? U-Unf.
"I-I don't think you need to go that far. I think if you want more attention, perhaps you should try to be more outgoing, maybe?"
>She points at you as if to say "Heeeey! You're right!"
>"That's a great idea! I'm gonna start drinking!"
"W-wait! That's not what I meant-"
>She gets off the chaise, galloping to the door.
>"Thanks a lot doc! I won't forget this!"
"Silver! wai-"
>Too late. She leaves slamming your door.
>She was later seen at a hoofball party, intoxicated, and disorderly.
>Goddamn finnish bat.

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>It's been about three months since you last saw Silver Puff. You heard she had gotten arrested,and spent the night in jail.
>To be honest, you're a little worried. After all, it was your advice(that she misunderstood, but still) Silver used to set out about on this journey to get (you)s from other Anons in the Bat Thread.
>"Thanks Anon! I feel I can be a functioning bat of society again!"
"No problem, Love Bites. Now remember. What do we say when tempted?"
>Love Bites beams.
>"Don't Be a CockSock! Show them that you rock!"
"Atta girl--er-Boy."
>He smiles, before leaving your office, with a wiggle in his step.
"Unf."
>You look at your schedule. This is the time Silver is supposed to show up. You wonder if she's still locked up-
>Conk Clonk.
"Come in."
>The door slowly opens, revealing a silver-coated hoof, you recognize.
"Silver Puff! Is that you?"
>It is indeed Silver, but something is....different.
>Silver has a smug smile, running a hoof down her Chest Floof.
"Uhm...H-hello Silver."
>"Hello doc!"
>She comes to your desk, placing her gigantic floof on top, giving you a seductive half-lidded gaze, smirking.
"So you fwere finally released? How're you feeling?"
>"Oh I got out the same night I went in. The reason I wasn't here was because I had to heal from getting some..."enhancements"." 
>Is Chest Floof enhancement a surgical procedure? Man Equestria is weird.
"Wh-what is this about?"
>Silver grins, wiggling her eyebrows.
>"Well I was wondering how I could increase my appeal to the Anons in the bat thread, when I met this other pony in the cells. Her name was...it was something,,she was named after a candy bar. Snickers? No...Three Musketeers? No that's not it either..."
>You gulp.
"I...uh..I think I know who you mean. That's not the right enhancement you were supposed to get."
>"What? Then what could she have meant?"
>You explain it to her in a low voice, making hand gestures.
>"Oh.OH! Oooh...darn."
>She leaves the office, defeated. Goddamn Finnish bat.