"Hi Nutcracker"
>"W-what did you call me?"
"Nutcracker, now spread those hooves and crack me a nut"
>Tulip's mouth turns into a scrunch and she suddenly turns around and spreads her hind hooves
>Wait what you meant that as a joke...
"Tulip I..."
>You trail off as she lifts up her tail and positions a walnut between her lower lips
>And then she crushes the nut with them.
>Tulip digs out the pieces and hands them to you with an indignant look on her face as you stare at her with no idea how you should react
>"There...it's not like I wanted to crush a nut for you or anything, don't get any funny ideas..."
>You just stay silent and eat your walnut
>Well what do you know, the flavors go well together
"You know you could have just put it between your thighs and crushed it like that..."
>Tulip opens her mouth and then closes it as a blush and a look of realization dawn on her face
"But you know, whatever works for you."
>Her reply is a nut cracking punch to the balls before flying away in embarrasment
>Now you're left with 2 broken nuts
>such is life