>You're Scratchy Velour, since you certainly are not the meek one or the lewd one, be they your friends or not
>And talking of the lewd one, Tulip, she's deep in thought while Peachy just sits there awkwardly, looking a bit worried and glancing at you every now and then
>What, if you want out of this situation say it yourself, I can't always be there to save you, where is that sass you show from time to time
>You blush a little as a memory involving the three of you and Peachy wearing a...attachable, toy, comes to mind
>she kinda got...super into it and you think you still have a bite mark on your ear and your wings hurt from all the pulling
>Tulips voice shakes you out of your thoughts
>"What about dogs-no, that's not exotic enough..."
>Peachy gulps and speaks up
>"M-maybe you should not do this, I mean it sounds risky and dangerous"
>Tulip scrunches up her mouth, cutely you admit. You hate to find her so cute when she is how she is but boy does she pull on your heart strings just in the right way so that you just can't hate her
>"But I don't want to loose to my mom!"
>You roll your eyes
"Are you even sure she had sex with dolphins, I mean that just sounds so...freaky, I can't believe she'd be that big of a pervert, she's an adult for eee-ing out loud"
>Tulip snickers
>"But Scratchy, adults are the freakiest of them all, I bet when you grow up you'll be a real kinky mare, with whips, hoof cuffs and such"
>You bleeeeh at Tulip as she starts to tell Peachy what she thinks she'll grow up to be like
>It's mostly about having huge teats since of the little incident where the two of you were taken by surprise during a bit of playful, honestly just as a joke suckling, not doing anything lewd at all, and a bit of milk might have come out
>Yeah, just because you slap Tulip or Peachy on the bum to get their attention does not mean you want them to bend over and spread open
>...knowing the two if you were not there they'd do something like that
>You're shaken out of your thoughts by Peachy tugging on your tail
>"Hey Velour, maybe we should get her to stop, she's mumbling about Timber Wolves now..."
>You glare at Tulip
"Timber Wolves? Honestly who not an adult dragon while you're at it"
>Tulip blinks
>"They're too big"
>The corner of your eye twitches
"No I meant that's a stupid idea"
>Tulip shrugs
>"But exotic enough to beat dolphins"
"Just grab a sensibly sized log and carve and sand it down properly, I'm sure that'll be a life like timber wolf experience"
>Peachy gulps loudly
>"But what if you get splinters, in there..."
>Both you and Tulip hug your tails close to your crotches and cross your hind hooves while standing, flinching and shuddering at the though
>"Yeah...what else is there...parasprites?"
>You slowly turn your head to face Tulip again
"Are you looking to get your whole self eaten instead of your vagina?"
>Tulip rolls her eyes and Peachy tugs on your wing next and leans close to whisper into your ear
>"I have an idea"
>You stare at Peachy in shock as she clears her throat, Peachy out of all ponies has an idea, of this subject?
>"Umm Tulip, what if instead of having sex with something of the other species to best your mom, what if you're looking at this all wrong?"
>Tulip seems confused
>"A what now?"
>You suddenly realize what she is after and continue
"Yeah, you're just thinking on eating a tastier mango than your mom ate, what if you should instead eat a completely different fruit, or even visit a cafe and eat a big cake!"
>Tulip processes this for a little while
>"You two want me to...put a mango in my-"
>Both of you interrupt her with deadpan expressions, well yours more dead, Peachy's more pan
>"No"
"No"
>Suddenly Tulip looks like she realized something
>"So, basically my mom had a great time doing something wild, so I just need to do something wilder and have a greater time, yet it does not need to be wild as in dolphin sex?"
>Both you and Peachy nod in unison
>"Well...honestly having sex with some random creature can be scary...and you don't know if they'll be gentle with you...and your plans sound kinda more fun but can I boast about doing something fun to my mom and do better than her if it's not sexual?"
>You smirk, knowing exactly what to say while Peachy seems unsure...yeah if it was just her these two would be getting railed by now by Luna knows what kind of a creature
"In fact it makes you better than her, since you didn't even need to go sexual to have a great time"
>Her expression brightens into a gleeful smirk
>"Heck yeah let's have fun without having sex with a random creature!"
>Peachy claps her hooves together happily and you let our a sigh of relief, and then spot a weird green monkey thing standing close to the three of you, looking at you three
"Can I help you with something?"
>The monkey shrugs
>"nope, not anymore it seems. Hey have you three seen a bat pony about yee high, has a mane kinda like this and looks like you kinda wonder if she's angry or that's just her regular face?"
>Peachy stares at the ground awkwardly from a stranger talking to the three of you, while you scratch the back of your head, thinking if you've seen a bat pony like that
>Tulip on the other hand points in some direction
>"You mean that bat pony?"
>The green monkey looks in that direction and nods
>"Yeah that's the spice, thanks you three and don't...you know, don't do anything weird ok?"
>All three of you nod to the creature that you guess is an adult and say "ok" as he wanders off, and the three of you return to sitting around in a small three pony circle
"So Tulip, what do you want to do?"
>"Well you fillies remember that pile of wood planks and stuff at the edge of the village? Let's make a pirate ship!"
>Peachy gasps and seems excited
>"Pirates! I think we have some nails and a few hammers!"
>You too can't stop your little hoovsies from stomping about excitedly
"And I have a book about ship building!"
>The three of you quickly rush out to do just that
>And after a few hours, three grumpy, soaking wet fillies returned to each of their homes when their pirate ship did not float at all
>And Tulip confused Daylily and Midnight Delight a lot as she muttered "I should have just fucked a dragon" as she made her way to the bathroom to wash herself and dry off
>But the three did pretend to be pirates a few more days and even got their parents to buy them hats and eye patches, and it was all a good time