>Mane brushed, check, tail too, check, both are their lovely shade of blue, coat fixed, check, pretty and creamy white...ok, just a hint gray, but still stunning, and now for breakfast...yeah your dad is not awake >You close the door to your room and instead of heading to the kitchen you go across the hall and into your fathers bedroom >There sleeps a somewhat big boned, more greasy food and little exercise bat pony, your father >You start to poke him "Daddy...Daddy, it's the evening , wake up" >He just makes some kind of noises so you keep poking, then shaking him, then you simply breath in and "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" >Right into his ear, waking him up instantly >"What the heck...oh Serene Skies its you, the fruit of my loin...means I didn't die in my sleep, oh fumblebees >He flops back onto the bed and you roll your eyes "Come on Daddy you're going to be late for work" >He just looks at you tired >"But I don't want to work" "But you have to" >He just sighs and mutters something while groggily getting up and you trot happily to the kitchen, putting the moff brand coffee, moffee on >Now with extra caffeine to really start up your day or to ruin it with the shits >And get yourself a nice bowl of fruit cereal and milk, and dig in >As you're halfway through your bowl your father joins you in the kitchen and clicks the coffee maker off and grabs a big hefty cup of moffee brand coffee, chugging it like it was going out of style after making it a bit more drinkable temperature with some milk >"So I see you finally grew out of your phase" >You tilt your head to the side adorably, one of your ears doing a confused flick, and your father points at your face and you realize you have yet to draw the stripes on there "Jeez dad it's not a phase ok, they're an important part of my personality and character" >He blinks slowly >"They're two purple stripes on each cheek you doodle on yourself with a magic marker" "Make up pen!" >"Fancy magic marker." >You huff and blow some bubbles into your bowl of cereal before lifting your snoot out from there and wiping it on a napkin real quick "Is this because mommy-" >"Yes this is because mommy ran away with a bunch of zebras" >He grunts and burps, gets up while scratching his butt and farts loudly while getting a fruit from the fruit bowl before sitting back down "I can't imagine why" >Your father shrugs >"But really, don't go chasing after boys yourself, don't go get striped like..." >He pauses as he sees you have now grabbed your make up pen and are drawing your face-stripes on your cheeks with the aid of a pretty little make-up mirror >"...any more striped. In fact, become a lesbian, then daddy won't have to worry about some no-good colt stealing you away or mistreating you" >You put the mirror down and groan "But dad I don't like mares! I want a boyfriend" >Your dad starts to tie a noose out of the tie he's trying to put on "...but no not yet, I don't even have my cutie mark yet" >He stops and puts his tie on normally before getting up and petting you on the head >"Don't worry honey, some fillies are late bloomers, you'll find your special talent eventually" >You let out a little skreee "Dad I'm not a little filly, come on...jeez..." >Your father looks at the clock and sighs >"Well, time to go and loose even more of my will to live" >You pat your father on the back "Have fun at work daddy" >And give him a little kiss on the cheek, which makes him crack one tenth of a smile for a brief moment >"Sure, if it's possible" >He grabs his hard hat and is on his way, leaving you alone in the kitchen >Well then, you have put on your stripes, that look really good on you and are not a phase like your father insists, you will never stop liking japonese animation shows and comics >You should do a bit of shopping, the fridge looked super empty, so you grab some cash from the cash jar and write a little shopping list before heading out to the somewhat busy streets of Hollow Shades, the village coming to life as the sun slowly sets >You hum a little tune from a little show you saw not too long ago, the scenes of it still fresh in your head as you suddenly come to a halt and stare in disbelief >THere is a bat pony doing cosplay right in the middle of Hollow Shades! >You see a petite bat pony mare of some shade of green, wearing a maid uniform and..she's actually shopping like a proper maid! That's so cool! >You can't help but to sneak after her, pricking up your ears and listening to what she is talking with a shopkeeper >"So you're still wearing that costume?" >The pony nods and answers back to the shopkeeper >"They went through the trouble of preparing it for me, and I want to show them how grateful i am for everything by wearing it while I do my duties" >The shopkeeper snickers >"Duties huh, even when Midnight Delight was almost begging you to take it off after the looks you two drew when out in public like that, aren't you already a part of the family rather than employed?" >The mare blushes a little >"W-well I uhh umm can't...you know, uhh..." >The shopkeeper winks to the mare >"You just like wearing it don't you?" >The mare scrunches and the shopkeeper breaks into laughter while the mare blushes redder and redder, scrunching harder and harder at the shopkeeper >A TSUNDERE MAID! >"Ok ok I'm sorry, how about I give you a special discount o those carrots for teasing you" >You decide to stop spying and head off to do your own shopping now >That's so cool! You've always wanted to try to wear a cool costume like that, or many others from those shows you watch, but never had the galls to do it, but if a mare like that can do it maybe it's not that hard after all! >You walk past the construction site where your father works at and one of the workers there spots you and shouts out to you >"Hey Serene Skies, if you buy only sweets again Gray Skies will have to lock up your stripe-pen again as a punishment!" >Another joins in >"Yeah, and you should really eat your veggies already like the big mare you say you are!" >His friends laugh at you and you scrunch at them and stomp your hooves angrily, but you're not really angry, just a bit huffy at them for teasing you every time you walk past them >Your father spots you and hollers you over >"Don't forget to get the cauliflower" >You make a bleeeh face at the mention of that stuff, and his friends have a hearty laugh while your father lectures you on the health benefits of it, once again >heck