>"Hey Anoonn~"
>Oh no, a sweet voice calling to you, to tear your eyes off of the computer screen and look at the bed where a pony lies in an alluring position, a rosy blush on her sweet cheeks, wearing accessories that you really love
>except there's only just one but, she is a he
>Once again Love bites, the stallion as pretty if not prettier than a mare came over to bug you
>Because he likes how you can't fully like him being like that
>"Come on, let's rest on this bed together~"
"No that's gay"
>Another sweet giggle that makes your ears feel warm
>"You want to do it anyway don't you?"
"S-shut up!"
>You look at him on the bed as he lies there, in a position you are sure is intentional because it makes his butt look even more curvier and those delicious thighs you want to rub your face against-no, you didn't say that
>"Too bad I'm not a mare right?"
>oh great now the allure is off and he sits normally, just when you were feeling like surrendering to the temptation
>"What'cha doing?"
>he takes flight and flies over to take a look at what you are doing on the computer
>You quickly close the tab of the thread you made about wanting to fuck your feminine guy friend who keeps jokingly flirting with you
"Just stuff"
>He presses his body against yours
>"Let me see, human stuff is pretty funny"
>Oh great now you can smell his feminine scent, is he wearing perfume again? Oh Jesus almighty does it smell so nice...
>Love Bites keeps staring at the screen and you keep staring at his face, glistening eyes, moist plump kissable lips, the cute way he brushes his mane to the side...
>Love Bites notices you looking at her and turns her attention to you, putting on a cutesy face
>"A-Anon, why are you staring at me so intensely..."
>How he is able to blush at will is something you will never understand-stop pulling on your mane in a cute way like that, like you were nervous!
>But then just as you were about to move your hand to touch her face she extends her tongue at you and winks
>"Did I get you?"
"No you idiot"
>Yes you did oh good god your heart and how he pouts so cutely stop it!
"So did you just come here to flirt with me because you're bored?"
>Love Bites shakes his head
>"No, I like hanging out with you Anon"
>You ruffle his mane
"Nice to know, not that it makes me happy or anything"
>it makes you so happy you could rance around the house like a big flaming faggot
>Love Bites lets out some high pitched noises of enjoyment and pushes the top of his head against your hand
>You stop doing it because you feel like your dick might just explode all over the inside of your pants
>"Aww don't stop..."
>You just pus him off and he giggles again, oh god what sort of ASMR magic is this what are these pleasant shivers you feel down your neck when you hear him laugh like that
>"Could you brush my mane?"
"No do it yourself"
>"Awww..."
>Now he pouts at you again in a cute manner
>"Why not?"
"I'm no going to play into your little game my homo friend"
>He rolls his eyes at your remark and tosses the brush to you
>"Just do it, you know you want to, besides your help makes it faster"
>You catch the brush by reflex and before you know it a smug looking bat pony is on your lap, awaiting for his brushies
"Ok fine if you're going to be a faggot about it"
>You're thankful he cannot see your face because it is really showing how much you're enjoying this
>After some brushes you set the brush down
"There, now get off my lap I've got Anon stuff to do"
>Love Bites takes flight and then suddenly gives you a kiss on the cheek
>You blush and drop your mouse while staring at him with wide eyes
>He grins
>"Gotcha!"
>You grab your mouse from the floor, to hide your further blushing from him
"No you didn't I was just surprised!"
>He laughs and now ruffles your hair briefly after you come back up from beneath the desk
>"See you around Anon, I've got to go but I'll pop in another time"
"Would be better if you did not"
>He bats his eyes at you
>"Or if you want to pop into me..."
>You roll your eyes while stealthily grabbing your cock through your pocket so you won't get a visible tent
"Whatever dude"
>He waves you goodbye
>"Bye bye Anon"
>You use your free hand to wave back to him
"Bye Bites"
>After you're sure he's left you grab the brush and masturbate furiously while sniffing it
>And afterwards you look at the fresh spilled seed all over your hand
"I'm so fucked up..."