"Heartbeat"
>Said bat pony filly turns her head in your general direction while still sucking on the lolly that appeared too big for her mouth but due to cartoon logic she had no trouble getting it in
>"Mh?"
"I'm going to kiss you"
>A big bright red "!" appears above her head and she pulls the lolly out form her mouth with a *pop*
>"Weren't adults supposed to not kiss fillies?"
>You cross your hands and start to think about it
"Yeah I think you're right..."
>The "!" disappears and she puts the candy back in her mouth, relieved
"But I am going to do it anyway"
>She chokes on the lolly and spits it out and onto the ground
>Her ears droop as she notices her candy is now ruined, but then they perk back up again as she remembers the situation at hand
>"Anon wait..."
>You lean your head towards her and she pulls hers back, away from you
>"Are you sure you've thought this one through?"
"I never think things that far"
>She blushes a little and a bead of sweat appears on her forehead
>"But Anon the batpolice will throw you to jail"
"Let them"
>Heartbeat looks from side to side before scrunching, blushing redder and closing her eyes as you lean forward
>And then grab a hold of her hoof
>Heartbeat's eyes fly open and-
>She pauses as you plant a peck on her hoof and then return to sitting around in boredom
>She keeps looking between you and her hoof before appearing rather confused
>"Wait you kissed my hoof?"
>You nod
"Yeah"
>She looks a bit grossed out
>"That's...a thing?"
>She wipes her hoof on your shirt
"Yup"
>"I thought you were going to kiss me on my lips..."
"That's gross HB"
>Now she seems upset and huffily takes flight and flies off somewhere
>You lean back on your wooden crate of a chair and against the fence behind your back
>You look to your left, the side where Heartbeat was not sitting on and where a familiar bat pony police is staring at you with bloodshot eyes and an unreadable but not favorable expression
"What seems to be the officer problem?"